Most Ridiculous Shotgun Loads

Tiny .22 zip gun pointing towards the firer, that detonates when it hits the target

>>34294670
Not a murder-suicide

a suicide-murder.

Buckshot sized baseballs.

Vials of HIV infected blood.

Gluten balls.

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>>34294707
>Vials of HIV infected blood.

>>34294707
The HIV wouldn't survive I think

I'm sure it would still be unpleasant to be blasted with blood tho

>>34294654
hi Jeff, out of ideas for videos?

>>34294736
>Hi this is Tao from Jeffledermaus

>>34294654
Dog shit. The smell of burning dog shit will make any opponent sick.

I shot a rabbit with a carrot I loaded into a .410 shell

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>>34295004

>>34295004
>Fudd finally had enough of Bugs's shit.

Go to a needle exchange or doctor's office and steal the biohazard waste. Infect home invaders with AIDS.

>Bacterial colonies collected from music festival port-o-potties

HK-branded shotglasses shot into pieces and loaded into shells.

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>>34294707
>HIV
Are you trying to stop them or ruin their lives?

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>>34294654
>toothpicks
>toothpaste
>cheetos
>nuts (as in the metal variety)
>nuts (non metal)
>plant burrs (little spike balls the are a bitch)

A thousand pieces of tiny paper

Death by a thousand paper cuts!

2 Dice, a used condom, bottle caps, shredded money.
>Vegas

What would happen if you loaded a shotshell full of .22 shorts?

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>>34295580

>>34295004
What happened

>>34295446
>Peanuts, just to play the odds

>>34295261
Elmer "literally" Fudd

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>>34294654
Clay

Clay and iron filings

Fishhooks

Those tiny paper umbrellas you get in tiki drinks

A tiny airplane bottle of tequila

Those plastic glow in the dark stars you stick on ceilings

One of those die-cast civil war canons you get in gift shops

Pharmaceutical-grade capsaicin

Baby aspirin

The heads off a whole box of strike-anywhere matches

A flint arrowhead

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>>34294731
>AND YOU GET HIV
>YOU GET HIV
>YOU GET HIV
>EVERYBODY'S GETTING HIV

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>>34295928
All of these

>>34294654
Turds from your cat's litter box, come for the bits of litter stuck to them, stay for the toxicoplasmosis

Miniature stakes+silver bullets+ground kryptonite

Your own, dessicated, semen

Those little snap fireworks that the corner stores used to sell that go "pop" when you throw them at the ground

Wasabi sauce

Skittles

Birth control pills so your victim grows tits

>>34294654
>If you're fighting ISIS or the ZOG
Pancetta rounds would be pretty rad

>frozen AIDS Blood
>Silver
>Hypodermic needles

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two or three of these bad boys

>>34294654

Metal shavings coated in lye.

>>34294707
>Vials of HIV infected blood.

Literal poz loads. I like it!

>>34294654

Live cockroaches

Vitamins - call them your 'healing boolets'

Coffee beans for the ultimate pick-me-up

A handful of those squishy bright orange earplugs. Laugh at them when they flinch and cringe.

Car keys you stole from the neighbor

A frozen fish stick