>intercepts your bombers

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>bombs your fuel depots

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>waits until you have to land with me and my spitfire bros

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>influences the MiG 15

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>works

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>bursts out of your plane

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>>34294503
>This plane definitely wins "worst downward visibility ever

actually...

>>34294271
This plane definitely wins "worst downward visibility ever" i can't even imagine landing this thing
>inb4 just use 3rd point of view

>>34294356
>spitfires
>waiting for anything
Spitfire was like the opposite to the Mustang, it had horrifically short range

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>>34294514
>what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

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>gives you and the ground crew motion sickness

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>>34294522
>horrifically short range
you are like little babby

>>34294521
Maybe it was like a helicopter with glass in the floor?

The cockpit being on one side already seems wonky

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>catches fire while looking sleek and stylish as fuck

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>never gets a chance to do anything other than intercept some Tu-95's

>>34294551
Unironically one of my favorite planes.

>>34294509

replace the gay ass panther with a big ass xeno and you've got the skies conquered

>>34294539

Oh my god, its retarded

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> takes off in San Francisco
> bombs Beijing
> lands in San Francisco

>>34294475
yeah works for the Axis by teamkilling the fucking American truck convoys

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*lands on a frying pan*

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>>34294271
>laughs in RAF

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>roots your sheilas

>>34294551
This is cold war tech incarnate and it's fucking beautiful.

>>34294322
cute i-16

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*sinks your carrier*

>>34294551
That thing must have been as unstable as an SJW on PCP

>>34294551
Apparently it actually flew pretty well, and they got the docking system ironed out decently too. The real problem was that it couldn't hold a candle in combat to the fighters/interceptors it was supposed to go up against.

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>amazing view
>finds your troops
>Junker kills your troops
>enjoys the show

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> generates the stock sound effect for every movie plane crash since the '40s

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>rolls coal

>>34296833
>panther
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_Tiger_Association

>>34294547
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34299196
gives new meaning to "rolling in your grave"

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>Rams your Tu-4

>>34294509
Now I understand why custom paintjobs are forbidden nowadays.

>>34299500
What is that ?

>>34299973
A ramjet.

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>on every level except physical, i am a naval aircraft
>flames out

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>Shoots your drone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6b35gjZ9cc

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>>34299994
>shoots down your su-24

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>Tremble before the mighty wartime power known as Italy!

>>34299977

I laughed harder than expected.

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>>34300001
>shoots down your su-24

got a better one

>>34299500
was ths x79 made purposedly for ramming?

>>34300026
What the fuck does a scout tankette have to do with planes?

>>34298342
Underrated

>>34300813
Now you know why they lost

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>climbs to 10k ft (3km) in 94 seconds

>>34298942
>they got the docking system ironed out decently too.
FICON did, but that was with F-84s. The Goblin was too small and ended up getting thrown around by the turbulent wake of the mothership. They never could consistently dock the thing.

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>>34300853
>climbes to 32,000 feet
>in 58 seconds
>from a dead standstill on a runway
>while breaking the sound barrier in the vertical climb

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>>34300914
>climbs 80.000 feet
>keeps climbing

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>Whistles when it works

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>>34300931
>climbs to 102,300 feet on a trajectory described as ballistic

U mad?

>>34294271
blocks his path

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>>34300971
forgot pic

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>>34294271
>Blocks your chikan hentai

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>>34300223
>Shoots down any hope of having another air battle ever again.

>>34301050
>never happened
>turkroach got away with it
>Russia standing by as it's allies get shawacked

What happened to Russia from 3 years ago?

>>34301064
too busy shooting down airliners

>>34301064
>What happened to Russia from 3 years ago?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/876772237730349057

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>>34299977
underrated

>>34301096
>treat us planes as targets

What does this even mean?

>>34301096
>operating in Syrian airspace west of the Euphrates while Russian aviation is on combat missions.

Left out that major point, AP.

Russian aviation assets in syria can't tangle with us assets, they will lose unless us assets gets jumped.

This is just asking to get shreked by a F-22, BTW.

>>34301139
>What does this even mean?

Russian radar crews are gonna point at the dots on their screens and yell "pew pew", probably.
Although losing some jets to US planes would be probably less embarrassing than just dumping them in the ocean from the Kuznetsov.

>>34294551
This thing appeared in the secret weapons of WWII expansion for BF1942 and it was awesome.

Damn near impossible to control though.

>>34301139
USAF aircraft wander near SAA positions. USAF get shot down. Pilots are double-tapped.

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>>34301342

Then you wake up.

>>34301370
It happened to the Syrian pilot. Syrians will respond accordingly.

>>34301401

You'd need to shoot something down first. :^)

>>34301168
they'll just use their overpowered SAM systems, they literally have nothing to match an F-22

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>Bomb those Anglo Cucks


It was build, two of them and send to Russia

>>34294653

Such a waste. Delta Darts were such beautifully simple things.

>>34302377
>they'll just use their overpowered SAM systems

How do you intend on bringing SAM to the 98% of the country it's not covering?

>>34302416
this is the russians problem, not mine

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Photos your installations
Pathfinds their locations for the heavies
Precision bombs them from low level
Fucks up your railways
Sinks your U-boats
Outpaces most of your fighters
Kills your fighters at night

>>34302461
If one Merlin is good, imagine what two can do

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>shoots down your invisible aircraft

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>>34300813
>>34300851

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>>34299500
>rams your flagship

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>>34300966
Come back to us when you can sustain that altitude little man.

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>nukes the origin of all raifus, anime and hentai cancer but doesn't finish the job

>>34300853

When you strip six 50 browning machine guns, the ammo, the armor, and use minimal fuel you can get great performance out of any fighter.

>>34294461
>dissolves pilot by trapping him in the cockpit with corrosive chemicals

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>shoots down your F-22

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>Destroys your whole carrier fleet

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>>34294271

>kills your fuhrer

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>>34303292
>Implying it wasn't the nukes that created waifus in the first place.

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>>34299500

>>34297822
So thaats why the air force likes to bomb the bongs inna desert.