ATF IN CRISIS MODE

>>34292136

so the memes must now be adjusted to account for the fact that every dog costs 1.26 million

>shoots dog
>throws money bags at you

desu my dog is worth more than money

>>34292136
>>34292145
>The ATF will shoot your dog but give you enough money to buy 10000 legal FA m16s

John Wick is a cautionary tale of why you should never, ever, hurt a /k/ommando's dog.

>drive around picking up 10 stray dogs
>put them in home like pets
>do ______ to encourage an ATF raid
>MAKE SURE to have nothing illegal in the home
>suddenly $12.6 million richer!

>>34292156
This.

Still glad they got compensated, though.

>>34292156
!? for 1.26 million they can raid my house and shoot my dogger and my girlfriend.

>>34292190

Yeah yeah yeah. You know damn good and well the average /k/ommando would just sob into his body pillow with the asian cartoon girl painted on it. (no clue what those faggy things are actually called)

>>34292145
>>34292159
>>34292192
>Suddenly the ATF shooting dogs is okay
Fuck off

>>34292207
Stray dogs? For $12.6 million? Sure, they can shoot all they want.

>>34292224
I hate you

>>34292205
Oh, I bet you know what they're called.

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NOBODY MOVE OR ILL PAY YOU 1.26 MILLION DOLLARS!!

>>34292156
this, doggos are family
anyone who'd let a dog get shot for 1.26 mil would do the same to a brother

>>34292242
I bet he has one too. There's just too much projection in that post.

>>34292262
Well, I hate my brother and we haven't seen eachother since I was 15...so.....

>>34292247
>NOBODY MOVE OR ILL PAY YOU 1.26 MILLION DOLLARS FROM YOUR OWN MONEY!!!!
ftfy

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The only real solution

>>34292262
I hate my faggot fucking brother I'd pay 1.26 million for him to die

Good. Maybe next we can charge them for using flash bangs against non-violent offenders.

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>>34292317

>>34292330
homosexual apologist detected

>>34292239
The US has a MASSIVE problem with stray dogs. Something like 90% of them need to be culled either way.

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>>34292340

>have yote problem
>round up those chicken eating shitbags
>buy fuckload of threaded pipe and pipe ends
>ATF kills all the yotes for me
>Lawlthx4thebux faggots

>>34292262
>a brother
You're goddam right I'd do it to a black person

>>34292285
You have not paid 1.26 million in taxes. Probably don't pay any unless your mom collects basement tax.

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>>34292317
anon, I....
he's your brother for fuck's sake, maybe if you spent more time with him and seen how much you cared he might have not turned out like that.
you can still help him by making him be a better person

>>34292295
No gassing a certain abc organisation is better

>>34292156
Eh, depends on what breed and how attached I am to it.

>>34292207
shoot my dog any fucking time, he smells bad and food is expensive

the ATF may sever the physical bond but we shall be spirit brothers eternally

>>34292767
This.

Like it or not you are responsible for looking out for your siblings. Sometimes they may not deserve help but you should never wish them harm, and if they are shit people, you should help them become less shit.

>>34292136
Just fucking great. That $1.26 M could be used to help get more NFA forms filed faster.

>>34292207
For 1.26 million, sure

>>34292285
>>34292703
Roasted

Atf dea police... i honestly think if you kill someones dog you should have your whole family killed in front of you.

i would much rather my girlfrend get shot by the ATF than my dog. hes my buddy and i think my GF is fucking him behind my back

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>>34292156
BLOOD FEUD
FOR EVERY DOG AN ATF AGENT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
DOGS FOR THE DOG THRONE

>>34292285
You mean YOUR money.
I don't pay 1.26 million in taxes.

>>34292986
I hope someone shoots your dog you angsty little turd.

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>purposefully get a dog that is aggressive to strangers
>be surprised and outraged when it attacks a police office

>>34292156
a life for a life

>>34293154

>>POLICE ALWAYS TRESPASSING ON PEOPLES FUCKING PROPERTY WITHOUT A WARRANT TO BE THERE.

>>34292767
>>34292885
you can join the rest of the faggots in a mass grave

>>34293154
>get guard doggo
>guard doggo guards
>shooty man breaks into your home (no warrant)
>shooty man shoots the guard doggo guarding

In the absence of shooting or imprisoning shooty man the least that can happen is a fine

>>34293506
>>34293811
>c-cops can only come on my property if they have a warrant

fucking summerfags

>>34293811
Want to know how I know you're 12 or know nothing about dogs?

>>34293828
Dont want to follow your twisted mind down whatever rabbit hole you are following so no thanks

>sitting on a jury
>award someone 1,000,000 dollars
>the jurors themselves pay the fine because Feds and taxes
What a bunch of retards.

>>34292136
lol i live 5 minutes walking distance for baltimore city, smells like depression and heroin

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>>34293819
>It's ok for the police to destroy my property while on my property without a warrant.
Off yourself, bootlicker.

>>34293819
Well look who failed civics class...

>>34293819
>police don't need a warrant to come on to your property and enter your home
How retarded are you?

>>34293907
>It's okay for my dog to be so ill-behaved that he attacks officers in the course of their legally authorized duties
Off yourself, lolbertarian.

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>>34292136
>6300 tax stamps are going to be used to pay for the dog
Ohhhh poor ATF, losing all that money, I feel so bad for them! The jury is so wrong for forcing them to pay that much money!

>>34293942
I'm an ethno constitutional monarchist

>>34293935
>Well look who failed civics class...

You. And also this guy: >>34293939

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>>34294002
>police are justified in breaking and entering without a warrant
Please, you do realize you're being retarded, right?

>>34294019
I'm sorry your worldview doesn't match reality.

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>>34294040
The police aren't justified in breaking and entering without a warrant in any reality you bootlicking fucktard. I bet you were kicking and screaming when that guy fought back and shot the SWAT who did a no knock raid on him

>>34294053
>if I keep posting it enough maybe established precedent will magically agree with me

>>34294062
>>34294040
Low Quality Bait

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>>34293154
>attacks a police office

>>34293819
>4th Amendment doesn't exist

The 4th Amendment states "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized"

>>34292262
>this, doggos are family
No they don't. They don't suffer same legal consequences when make threats or commit assault like your real family members.
>someone kicks dogs
>its family member crucify offender
>dog bites someone
>it is just a dog bro chill
Dogs owners are biggest hypocrites ever.

>>34294433
sorry anon but most people don't own niggerdogs that go around biting people all the time

>>34292317

That sounds fucking serious.

I hope you're using that word to refer to something actually serious rather than the original meaning of the word - use of drugs, homosexuality etc are not serious enough to hope one's fucking sibling to die.

>>34292201
You are a double nigger

Dogs just make for good shootin'
There the perfect size and they make that sound when you hit'm

>>34293154
Of course my dog is aggressive to strangers. That's her JOB! Hello?

>>34294477
1. They still defend biting dogs.
2. Most own ones that bark.

>>34293811
Booby trapping is illegal.

>>34293942
>"Afternoon sir, we need to conduct a search on your home"
"Ok? Do you have a warrant"
>"Right here sir"
"Ok let me just tie up my dog, he's super protective..."
>Pushes me out of the way and runs into the backyard.
>Pulls out gun and unloads entire clip on my dog.
>"Threat neutralized!"

>>34294613
So maybe remember not to bitch and moan when she attacks a cop and gets shot.

>>34293942
>dog did not bite or otherwise injure the officer

so where's the attacking part

>>34294541
If you had a 10 second head start, my Belgian Mal would be on your throat in 15.Then you'd get shot. Only muz and streetshitters dislike dogs.

>>34294667
Hey, I'm loo challenged and I love my dog.

That's a ridiculous verdict. The juror's rationale is beyond retarded, they're essentially saying that the officer should first wait to be bitten, only then to react.

>>34294848
Bonus for "he a gud dog, he dindu nuffin"

>“I’ve never heard him growl. He’d bark but I never heard him go after anybody,” said neighbor Howard Seltzer. “He was a beautiful animal.”

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>>34292247
>Me

>>34294848
If the dog hadn't done anything but bark at him then he had no reason to shoot it, barking can't really be thought of as unusually aggressive for a dog that's seeing a strange man on its owners property when its owner is clearly confused or upset about being there, they also concluded that the ATF guy's testimony about what led to the shooting didn't tally with the evidence

>On someones property without a warrant
>Hey man what are you doing on my property!
>Shoot man
>Months later try to claim that he was acting aggressively and you felt you would be at risk if you didn't shoot him
>Did he approach you, explicitly threaten you, reach for a weapon or do anything out of the ordinary for a man seeing an armed man on his property
>Well no but he might have if I hadn't shot him

>>34294641
bootlicking to the max

>>34294506
speak for yourself faggot lover

>>34292262
>doggos are family
the delusion is real... its an animal house slave you probably bought from some animal house slave dealer

>>34292136

First of all, this story has no direct connection to the ATF, so the OP is misleading
Second of all, I like dogs as much as anyone but
>The jury found that Price was not attacked by the dog, and that the shooting violated his owner’s constitutional rights, and was committed with gross negligence.
>violated his owner’s constitutional rights
I'm getting really sick of everything being a "violation of constitutional rights"
This isn't the shit Thomas Jefferson had in mind with "searches and seizures"

>>34295421

Not the guy you're replying to but
>On someones property without a warrant
Stop saying this like it's important. It makes your argument look weaker.

post more atf doggo memes ITT please

>>34292205
You know what they're called, you titani-faggot.

>>34293772
This is /k/ everyone is a faggot here so shut the fuck up and love your faggot brother or i will find out where you live and "love you" while you cry.

>>34292145
>>shoots dog
>>throws money bags at you
They don't have to compensate corpses.

>>34292192
>stray dogs
In court, the lack of vet papers and registration would mean the ATF would completely get away with it.

Suddenly, they'd be 'illegal' 'dangerous' animals and not the family pet. You need the fluffiest possible, most harmless looking french poodles or something with impeccable paperwork and possibly even breeding certificates.

Oh man I just thought up a good get rich quick scheme, anyone got any spare dogs lying around?

>>34296156
When something that belongs to you is taken or destroyed by government action, then yes it's a violation of the takings clause.

>nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Mad cops can't shoot dogs and throw up their arms and say, "Whoops"? Fuck off.

>>34293115
Hi officer inferior boy!
Whats wrong, you choke on youre regulator while you were doing youre daily scuba dive inside your daughters vagina?

>>34294541
You know how i know youre poor?
Youre so inferior you should be harvested for your meat, even tho only dogs would eat it bc youre full of aids

>>34297383
>>34297350
>inferior inferior inferior inferior
>Can't spell
Is english your second language?

>>34292156
The point isn't to put a monetary value on doggo, it's to provide a sufficiently scary disincentive for killing doggo.

>>34292156
I don't know man, I love my doggo but I can get a lot of doggos for 1.26 million dollars and at least one of which will be equally or more lovable.

>>34292201
For 1.26 mill I'd definitely let them do the same to your doggo and gf.

Good
The atf should not fucking exist as anything other than a convenience store...

>>34294062

>>34294053 is right you cock holster

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>>34298024

How the heck can a dead dog get you 1.26 MILLION? How could a sane court force that kind of outrageous overcompensation?

>>34292317
Anon I hate my brother too, but I wouldnt want him to die

>>34292340
>>34293772
Do you have any fuckin idea where you are? Holy shit like a majority of /k/ guys are fuckin Bi or homo( or so deep in the closet they missed the turn to Narnia). Grow up retard

>>34298068
Probably because the dog was a fucking Chesapeake Bay retriever and not something vicious. Agent was just trigger happy.

>>34298068
punitive damages

>>34292205
Well, too bad I don't have one of those so it looks like I'd have to become a low-rent Bob Lee Swagger.

>tfw I don't even own a dog either
>but my neighbor does
>ATF does me a favor, but by /k/ honor I must start a blood fued over a yappy little shit

>>34292136
Imagine all the tax stamps that could pay for.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, FUCK YEAH.
Still. A pupper was kill. Many sad. Such sorry.

>>34298107
/k/ is the most good and moral board. It's got integrity and strong family values. More so than any other board. God bless /k/, the best board.

>>34292767
>>34292885
Not that other guy (lmao thankfully) but my brother's a piece of shit at least 90% of the time. Of that, I'd say about 70% of that is impulsive. I don't want him dead, but I sure as fuck don't trust him and I'm starting to not like him.

He makes bad fucking decisions and then freaks the fuck out about them and makes everything worse, drawing everyone around him in like a black hole.

If the happening happens I'm locking him in a fucking basement for his own good.

>>34292136
Waaaaaait a single motherfucking second.

I know what this guy needs to do.
Pay off his debt first off.
But then?
Everything goes towards lobbying for the ATF to be shut down.
Paying for court cases and lobbying against the NFA.
Fucking lawlz, this shit could actually hurt them.

Okay, everyone stop. OP surely included it as a meme but the ATF weren't actually directly involved in this case. That is to say, it was a joke. But since you guys aren't actually reading the article (or even the whole greentext) you fail to notice that this story is about local police, not the ATF.

Local police are just as good at killing dogs, mind you.

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>>34294062
>established precedent
You mean the 4th Amendment and all those cases where evidence of actual fucking felonies was thrown out if it was seized during warrantless raids?

Yes, the police do actually need a warrant to break into your home.

Otherwise they're violating your 4th Amendment rights and even the dumbest fucking public defender would file a motion to suppress evidence ASAP and the DA would be SOLJWF to stop it. Then said officer/agent/whatever would get skull-fucked for utterly shitting all over everyone.

What you're talking about is possibly career-ending shit.

>>34295431
Jesus H Fuck, did you get diddled by your pervert uncle as a child anon? Why do you got such a fat stick up your ass about "dem darn ol queermosexuals I keep hearin about on fox news".

>>34292262
If your dog is family, have it shit and piss in YOUR front yard, not mine.

>>34292986
Dogs do not equal people.
Shooting a dog that might bite me, or has lunged at me, or has threatened anyone in my family. should be killed with no consequences.

>>34292156
Agreed, keep the money let me keep the dog.

>>34292356
Massive? I never even see stray dogs, and if people see them they take them to the shelter or pound.

>>34298515
It's like you've never heard of "reasonable suspicion".

>>34298064
I would like more of ATF-chan
For qt reasons

>>34298694
>Shooting a dog that might bite me
Every dog MIGHT bite you, might is hardly a good level of suspicion for killing a pet. Or does your precrime bullshit extend beyond animals to actual people, are you fine with killing humans who "might" hurt you but have shown no inclination to?

Retard.

>>34298920
Not him but yeah, they shouldn't have violated my NAP.

>>34298765
>reasonable suspicion
Something that any lawyer will tell you is hilariously shaky legal ground and can backfire spectacularly. Why? 4th Amendment rights.

If nothing materializes it's the kind of thing that gets an officer suspended. If something does materialize it's up to the government to prove that there was, in fact, "reasonable suspicion" while the defense will do everything it can to prove that the government's covering for a reckless asshole breaking and entering.

Even the very premise acknowledges that no, it isn't okay for the police to be there without a warrant, but the circumstances are too pressing and require immediate intervention.

Just like zebras do not make good draft horses, reasonable suspicion does not make for good legal ground to trespass.

https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/392/1/#27
https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/444/85/#91

>>34297101

>then yes it's a violation of the takings clause.
No it's not you retarded fuck.
The "constitutional issue" here is related to the clause about seizures.
Shooting a dog obviously isn't what the founding fathers had in mind.

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>>34298064
she is measuring the barrel length wrong its measured from the breach face they use a stick down the barrel

>>34293065
You ever caught him wearing oven mitts? Or start wagging his tail like wiggle puppy taking off when you're baking?

>>34298631
it's evil you faggot

>>34298107
>grow up its normal to want a dick up the ass dude cmon just suck a cock it's normal what do you mean you don't like to gargle another man's shit
really made me think

>>34292136
Yo i love my dog to death and there are some olderfags on this sight that honestly love my dog....

But he understands what taking one for the team is.


Just be honest id sell my sister for under 1 million

>>34299020
You have a car. An officer rams into your car. You may keep your car in its current state and receive no compensation for it because it was not a seized asset. Do you see the similarities, dip-ass?

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>>34299076
>sell my sister
That reminds me, no shit if somebody came up to me and wanted to sell a baby I'd totally buy it if the price was right.

Like a batch of children would be my ideal dream, I'd lovingly care for them until they hit five and then the training would begin. I would transition from father to Boss.

>>34293506
>he thinks the constitution and bill or rights is the actual law of the land in 2017

What a dumbass.

>>34299146
To quote an autistic youtube personality
"Would you step on this puppy for $1 billion?"
>"you dont undertand: id step on 1 billion puppies for $1billion"

>>34299153
That has nothing to do with me becoming the literal father of a clandestine order of stealthy badasses.

>>34299178
Id. Do. Anything. For. A. Dollar.

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>>34299184
Are you trying to tell me you'll give birth to my children for a dollar?

I accept your proposition.

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>>34299202
Im going to need three forms of id.
A federal background check.
And a $200 tax stamp
Youll get your approval within 6-24 months

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>>34299212
Go away statist! I don't need a tax stamp to run an orphanage and/or cult.

I'll see you in HELL.

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>>34292396
this /k/omrade knows what's up

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>>34299229
We are already here

>>34299235
Too bad that artist got stabbed because his cleaning lady's son was a shithead who demanded $200 bucks or something like that.

>>34292356
Ever heard of dog attacks

>>34292136
>catch asshole coyotes alive

>let ATF shoot them

>get money

Its like getting our arch enemies to fight and earning profit from it.

>>34293154
This is retarded californian bait guys relax, they've purposely trained him to bait wrong as a joke.

>>34293942
Regardless of your political ideology you appear to be illiterate so who's the real dumbass now? Dog was probably chased to a corner amd shot, they clearly state it did nothing at all to provoke the officers shots.

>>34294620
>the ones that bark.
Tell me more about your title "guy who knows things about dogs" in the Guennis book of fucking retards.

>>34292136
Time to raise taxes.
Dog tax.

>>34294620
> this idiot is mad that dogs bark

Kek

>16" AR
what is recoil motherfucker
how the fuck you even lift that

>>34301590
Obv it is no problem in rural areas.
In cities...

>>34296170
T. European

Cucks the lot of you. The way you think makes you look weaker.

>>34298068
Imagine of it was a service dog, they'd have to easily double that payout amount.

>>34298694
PUUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYY

>>34298646
it does, faggot

>>34301604
thats like getting mad at your neighbor for talking. read a fucking book retard.

>>34301724
Implying i can concentrate with that racket

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>>34292156
Agreed. You can't replace a doggo

>>34293986
These identity politics have got out of control. For the past hundred fifty years you were a Democrats or a Republican, now faggots come out of the woodwork demanding to be recognized as a "ethno-constitutional-monarchist" or a "bolivarian nuevo-commie".

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>>34301572

>>34299246
Dude lived through the worst that the nazis AND the commies could do to Poland, informing an avalanche of beautiful and disturbing art that was way ahead of its time. Only to be killed by a local sperg over petty cash. Just one of the many tragedies of the 20th century.

>>34298068
I think they're just trying to discourage future doggo shootings since that shit is so common among cops.

Remember that one dog that was on a leash and not doing anything, officer just pulled his gun and walked right up to it, and when the owner quickly stepped between him and the dog they arrested her?

>>34299024
That's why she's moe.

>>34292156
lolwut

That's 1.36 MILLION DOLLARS, you silly boy

is atf niggers? why do they hate dogs

>>34292239
Look, dogs are not humans.

I don't care what anybody says, they aren't on the same level.

The deal is, animals with equivalent mental capacity (cows, pigs) are brought up and put down in way worse conditions.

Trying to white knight for stray dogs with beef in your diet is beyond retarded, it's a large double standard.

>>34301607
Not him, but posts like yours are funny to me because I live in a country with sane gun culture, better gun laws and no dog-killing cops.

>>34292136
they should just disband the atf. Use the budget to fund the various state levels bureau of investigation to enforce local laws and investigate crimes.

>>34298470
That's not happening. Would you throw away $1,0.00,00,0?

>>34293819
They actually can't, you can even legally kill a cop during a no knock search warrant if you don't know they are cops.

>>34293819
>Cops will take a fat fucking shit all over my basic rights and I like it

Bootlicking is NOT /k/ approved, fucking kill yourself you stupid sheep normie.

>>34292201
Anyone who disagrees with this is either full of shit or just makes poor life decisions

>>34292136
The police don't care if the taxpayers have to pay for dogs they shoot. The only way you can have police accountability is to make the police personally accountable. That means fines and jail time for the specific officers who break the law.

>>34304049
But nobody is going to get into law enforcement if they can't be above the law

>>34292156
I would strangle my dog to death for 1.26 mil

>eurocucks busy being boot lickers

Every fucking thread.

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>>34299229
>pic

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>>34301947
I know, right? His art's served as the inspiration for a lot of shit.

>>34304672
That's what I thought, /k/iller.
>tfw you will never have rattler pussy to pound
I know there's others here who want /scaly/ girlfriends, but it is only somewhat of a comfort to know I don't suffer alone.

>>34292205
>hurrr I'm only pretending not to be a weaboo

>>34292703
>tfw I have actually paid over 1.26M in taxes

The one issue with being rich is that the government takes half your income

>>34299229
I want /trash/ to become the board 4chan is known for.

>>34292198
just because there was a ruling, doesn't mean anyone but the lawyers got paid, kid. you have a lot to learn about the legal system in usa.

>>34292285
i've said it a thousand times. until settlements come out of their pension fund, nothing will change.

make settlements like these come out of the officer's pension fund and the problem goes away overnight.

>>34306301
Unlikely since /trash/ is full of furries, ponyfuckers, and weird fetishists who are largely on the side of safe spaces and hugboxes. (and have been for awhile) Even /scaly/ is filled with spergs who scream at you for inane things, it's ridiculous. ("ree this is a comfy thread but tits are gross you have shit taste!!!")

When we were younger this site had some real potential, do you remember that? Early days when moot was begging for money every other day? Raids happened, it was the wild west, fucking anarchy on wheels. Literally a hive of scum and villainy! Then chanology happened and people started crying about hurt feelings.

>>34305920
>richfag
>doesn't pay almost all of his income through capital gains

what

>>34305920
loser. if you were rich, you could afford tax shelters.

>>34292136
Fucking finally.
It's about damn time pigs and their handlers get punished for their bullshit

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>>34292156
The price for killing my dog is human sacrifice

>>34296949
>Registration for dogs
Is this a thing?
Buddy of mine gave me a dog when he had to move and I've never had to take him to the vet in the last year I've had him, am I in violation of the law?

>>34307061
>Buddy of mine gave me a dog when he had to move and I've never had to take him to the vet in the last year I've had him, am I in violation of the law?
Almost certainly.

Call the local council but be careful not to identify yourself and to phrase it all hypothetically: "I want to buy a puppy for my son's birthday, what do I need to do?".

The reason for this is that animal welfare/control officers (i.e. the dog catcher) can be nearly as bad as the ATF, they just like dogs a lot more.

My father worked in the townhall and he and the ranger were NOT buddies. I'm not sure what he did to piss the guy off but from time to time, our dog would be 'found loose in the street', the notice would take an extra day or two to arrive and the pound's daily rate is not cheap. And if you don't pay it, they keep your dog and after a week, kill it. The dog liked it, she got to eat fresh meat and play with !other dogs. Funny how our gate seemed to open itself though.

Anyway, if townhall gets the idea that you have an unregistered, unneutered, unvaccinated dog, they might drop around, take a look while you're out (they know that no dog is registered for the address) and if they see it then they can slap you with a fine. Even if they only hear it, they can drop by later when you're home and knock on the door, your dog would probably run up to the door and then they slap you with a fine. And maybe take the dog too. You can bet that the vet that townhall uses will be charging full price and extra, plus pound fees.

Vaccinations for pets are no laughing matter, make sure your dog has them all, registration isn't a bad idea either because if she gets lost (they often run during fireworks) then the id chip will get her returned, or at least get you a call from townhall to go to the pound and pay for/collect her.

And get pet insurance too, it pays for the super expensive medical care if they come down with breast cancer or arthritis. My vet friends wish everyone had this.

>>34307061
>>34309717
Also, your buddy probably did all that stuff anyway, you just need to transfer the registration so that townhall calls the right person if she gets loose.

>>34306373
Eh, I could take it or leave it. The site catered to your run of the mill edgefags too much back then. And I'm more of a pure degeneracy kinda guy if you catch my meaning.

But your damn right that /scaly/ needs to loosen the fuck up. Its no wonder their shitty thread keeps dying.

>>34294428
Who thought that up. Its pretty sensible. They should start enforcing that.

>>34292317
Phil put your trip back on

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>>34302114
>cows
>same mental capacity as dogs

Have you ever worked with cows? They're fucking stupid. My dog is a grade A retard, and he's smarter than the smartest cow I've seen.

I do agree they aren't on the same level as people, but I'd definitely kill someone over my dog desu.

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>>34292145
>ATF pulls up in front of your house
>Deploys trebuchet
>Crushes your dog under a shipping pallet of ~2750lbs of dollar bills (1.26M worth)
>drives off

>>34312429
Well damn, son. Somebody get me another dog and call 'em back!

>>34309943
You must be referring to the other ones, the general goes strong right until the end. Kobold threads seem to die off pretty fast and that's a good thing too because kobolds are little scalie niggers trying to steal your bike and kill you for a handful of coins so they can go get fried on crack.

You are right though, the site's always had it's shitty elements but there was a core take-no-shit, cavalier attitude that prevailed through everything.

I'm sorry that I don't catch your meaning, there's a lot of degeneracy these days. Are we about to spar over lizzer tiddies and cloaca? Like two molemen meeting in the tunnel, with their precious salamander herds on the line, screeching the war cry that rattles dirt from above?

>>34293907
MUH BROBEDEY

>>34312371
This.

I hate it when people call me a cowboy because I work with horses. I'm a horseman, damnit. The only good cow is dead and on my plate.

>>34298646
My dogs isnt the one pissing and shitting in your yard. It's me.

>>34301617
Nah if they were lucky it would be an autistic who speed out and they'd shoot him too

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>>34313371
>I'm a horseman, damnit.

>>34296170
>not the guy you're replying to
Stop saying this like it's important. It makes your argument look weaker.