*Teleports in front of you.

>>34291019

*Evade the incoming vessel*

>Rolls die
>2

Maneuver failed, skipper was asleep, 7 seamen dead

>>34291019
>in front of me???!?!?!?!
NANI? KKEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

>>34292018
top kek

>>34292018
Why would the skip be awake? It was at like 2:30 in the morning.

>>34291019
Im an amateur, but it looks like its down by the bow. Since its not listing anymore did they counterflood it also?

>>34291019
If it teleported why is there a wake behind the boat.

BAAAAAANZZZZZZAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

>>34292018
remember when entire /k/ laughed at the russians the other day?
At least none of the vatniks died, yet fatniks had to cut trough the metal to save the carcasses from the salt
Look how they are trying to not show their pain of the anal cavity.
I hope a family member of such a carcass is reading this

>>34294957
Hello fellow chinaman.

>>34294957
rude!

PSHHHHHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHSSH
NOTHING PERSONELL KHID
*teleports behind you
*drowns your saylors

>>34291019
Dodge it, then make a U-turn, hand FlipRiker my beer, and ram it. Then steam off and abandon them to their fates.

>>34292018
kek