Bed guns

>>34288692
On them or in them?

In order to have kids one must have sex, meaning nobody on here has fucking kids. I personally keep an 870 under my bed and all my important guns in a safe in a wardrobe in my room. I'd be way more concerned about somebody stealing my tools, which is why the dogs kennel is next to the shed.

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>>34288692

>>34288728
I take care of my girlfriends kids.
You're right about the sex though.

>>34288728
Kek. Kid brother in my circumstance. I'm a rising college senior on summer break and the rest of my family is nogunz.

>>34288754
Please don't turn this into a nutnfancy thread. You'll only attract autist and newfags.

>>34288754
THE ARISTOCRATS!

>>34288777
It's too late.
It was always too late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEA_KpJszas
Also SURPRISE GEAR CHECK POST YOUR POCKETS

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>>34288708
Cheeky m8.

>>34288692
I keep a shotgun under my bed, a revolver in my nightstand, a glock in my bathroom, and have another glock taped under my desk that I take the magazine out of before bed so it can't be used against me.

I sleep like a fucking baby.

>>34288692
I keep my carry gun on the nightstand next to my bed. Also keep my door locked since me and the wife sleep nakey

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>>34288692
I can access it in the dark.
Ive spent time practicing and i was really sick for a week last month. Spent every night writhing and throwing up. Between writhing and throwing up i would disassemble it and put it back together in the dark.

>>34288801
>sleeping nakey
There is no greater freedom.

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>2017
>Not carrying 20 pounds of shit as your edc

>>34288849
>that rape whistle

>>>>>>kids
Having kids mandates talking to women, which 99% of /k/ can't do

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>>34288868
Here's another pou totally sheepdog edc of his.

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>>34288754

>>34288880
It always pays to carry a backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup knife.

>>34288806
>rock island

>>34288907
Don't forget your lip balm, auxiliary lip balm, and emergency backup lip balm.
Also whatever that single pill is.

>>34288912
>James D. Julia auction house

I fell asleep last night playing with a Jericho and watching Cowboy Bebop. The gun was loaded and I was totally shitfaced

>>34288912
>tisas

>>34288692
I sleep alone in a California King, I have a FNX45/surefireX400 under the second pillow. I can easily grip it with my right arm.

>>34288728
>one must have sex, meaning nobody on here has fucking kids

Upsettingly true.

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>>34288692
Sure as God wears sandals I always keep a gun in my bed. Several normally. Usually an ak and three handguns with a 91 hanging on the wall above the bed.

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>>34289625
Everyone knows God wears:
>Work boots
>Jeans
>Flannel shirt
>One of those puffy vest things
>Trucking company cap

>>34288916
Cyanide,
In case you run out of knives to kill yourself with.

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>>34289650
So close, all he needs is a trucker hat. Free blue board legal big booded 2d lady to the anon who finds a picture of someone wearing the clothing mentioned in >>34289650

>>34288692
I keep my AR tucked next to me.

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>>34288692
I put a loaded shotgun on the floor next to my bed before I go to sleep and I put my carry gun on my nightstand. Not technically IN the bed with me, but close enough.

I did fall asleep playing with an AR once and woke up with it next to me where a gf would be if I had one.

Carry pistol on table next to flashlight, shotgun in closet.

>>34290724
Pretty much this - G42 and 870 for now

I was thinking about this today and whether it's stupid or not. Often times I come home from work so exhausted I fall into the bed and am asleep instantly. Often still wearing my gun on my hip. I trust my holster and gun to not put a hole in my leg while I sleep.

>>34289669
Underrated