Hey you guys want to start a militia with me?

>>34287823
sure

#picswithdadsguns
#pre-JROTC
#notnowmomimbusy

>>34287823
Nah

>>34287823
Militias are just a LARP meme these days.

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>>34287823
Post time stamp of you in same pic.

>>34287823
>smudged mirror
Absolutely not

>>34287823
well...we're mostly democrats in my funz circle so you'll have to lose the hat.

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yeah dude let's get those antiFags! praise keke

>>34287912
Too bad he'll never be able to see it

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>>34287823
No but you should join mine.

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>>34287897

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>>34287823
Count me in, we're gonna take back this country!

sure, just got to run it by my boss Byron Todd Jones.

>>34287959
west coast is best coast.

>>34288029
I refuse to let you rustle my jimmies

>>34287956
I'd join your militia

>>34287926
Gang Gang

>>34288051
we even went shooting today...went to a brewery afterwards, talked about the value of the public education system.

>>34287823
That guy is <6'1, willing to bet
rifle looks huge compared to him

>>34287956
go to bed Alan

>>34287823
>>>/arg/

>>34288481
definitely, I'll never forget the PTR91 felt really small in my hands the first time I held one and I'm barely a cunt hair away from 6'1. The ARs feel small in my hands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING POLSHITS THINK THERE TOUGH WITH THEIR """GUNS""" I COULD BEAT THERE FUCKING FACES IN BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER

>>34287839
>Those guns
>having sex with women
Incompatible

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>>34289121
bet you won't act so tough in person. pic related is me, second from the left. scared yet?

>>34289420
Hey now, I'm sure there are more than a few ladies in his trailer park who would be interested. And only a few of them would be blood relatives.

>>34289438
You're thinking of realtree guys. AR/glock guys aren't white trash, they're faggoty betas

>>34289431
they look pretty normal, actually.

>>34287823
no, but I'll suck your dick and swallow your semen

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>>34287823
Sure thing friend!

>>34289431

Those are all normal looking dudes except for maybe the guy with the goatee in the middle.

Do these kinds of people talk trash on their normal looking cousins too?

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>>34287823
Certainly! By the way I do not work for any government agency. With that being said could you share with me your name and address so we can meet up? Also do you have any dogs?

>>34287823
head seems too big for that twig, its like meatball attached to a toothpick.

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>>34287823
Sure. I'll fir right in.

>>34287823
I don't think so. A bunch of dudes sitting around a campfire at night might bring forward thoughts I've been trying to suppress.

>>34287956
alright, I'm certainly intrigued

>>34287823
Gods I hate the alt-right. 8 years ago you kids would have just been typical Obama lovers. Whatever is edgy and contrarian is cool. You're just LARPing as rural Americans. You cucks ain't even NatSoc or Volkish in the slightest and don't truly believe what you claim to advocate, nor are your doctrines an effective means of achieving your goals. 8 years of Trump and mark my words you'll be voting for a Muslim tranny president.

I would never join a militia with someone who has their AR stock extended that far out.

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>>34289870
no but i do have a newborn, would you like a floor layout of my house with information of where my child sleeps?

>>34287823
Start lifting first lanklet

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>>34289934
Why contain it?

>>34290076
I'm saving myself for the right man.

need to be 18 to post here OP

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>>34289953
>edgy and contrarian
>voting for the president who won with the largest margin in both electoral college votes and the popular vote over both of his opponents since 1996

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>>34287823
I wish /k/ would start a militia. Then I could just make a big bowl of popcorn and watch as they get Waco'd.

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>>34287956
Go be fat somewhere else.

>>34287823
i wish these cringey dweebs wouldnt fucking take pictures of themselves. giving lefties ammo. but magapede r_thedonald people are pozzed beyond belief

>>34289837
desu thats a nice cake and pretty clever too.

>>34287971
God damn I hate this person so much

>>34289837
Superior Aryan genes

>>34287823
Do you already have your permits from the ATF and FBI? As long as you got permission I'm in.

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>>34289953
>calls someone else a contrarian
>on k

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go kill some commies for me, lad

>>34287956
The weird part is I know alot of people who look like him.
All funny,

>>34289953
>being a trump supporter = alt-right
choke on zyklon b and stop wasting oxygen

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>>34290025
You think I was born yesterday, kid? I consulted our top l33t h4ck3r's the confirm the address and they've concluded this is a lie.
Now listen here, hothead, if you don't want your children to disappear mysteriously you'd better cough up the truth.

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>>34289121
>Be careful! He's fast!

>>34289431
Has that guy not seen any leftisit rally with all the blue haried fat positive trannies?

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>>34287823
yeah man, you should join our militia >>34287956

we meet 3 weekends a month and dues are collected on the first.

>>34291162
>implying he's wrong

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>>34287956
hell yeah

let's be a pmc !

dirty dogs !

>>34291099
agreed, the cuckistan meme needs to die.

Psssh, git gud you fucking casual.
I can't operate with you unless you have a Nightforce scope on a LaRue mount, LMT SOPMOD stock and Geissele rail on your rifle.

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>>34287823
Look man I'm a Trump guy and I have an AR but this is just cringe-inducing T_D faggotry. I had my 80% anodized in gold in honor of the man but that's as far as I'm willing to go.

>>34293443
>calls op image cringe inducing
>posts more cringe

>>34293484
It was a while back. I actually kinda like the two-tone anyway. What do you recommend for improvements?

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>>34293484
Come on now, we're all friends here....

>>34293443
I too am a Trump supporter but I have mostly soviet design firearms ha ha ha.

>>34293999
what a surprise

>>34291162
Zyklon B is a delousing agent, it can't kill something the size of a human.

Just to think this evil Nazis must have shrunk their Jewish victims down to the size of bugs before exterminating them... Makes me sick.

>>34287956
You seem like a charismatic leader, where do i sign up?

>>34289420
what about sex with men?

>>34294309
compatible...

>>34289893
I don't know how to feel about this

>>34292826
They called Dave Rubin, a left-leaning classical liberal, and Pewdiepie, who's pretty apolitical, along with Jontron, a literal Bernie bro, part of this "alt-right". It's practically meaningless now since everyone who isn't an Antifag is automatically part of the alt-right, including large swaths of the Blue Collar Democrats

>>34289893
OwO

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>>34293412
/pol/ hates the kekistan meme now, its fucking cancer.

>>34294296
ask dave>>34292654

>>34289893
ur suit quality is shit

>>34293443
the piano fucking says kawai

ATF NO WACO PLS

>>34287823
With a fuccboi like that, the best I could hope for is Ruby Ridge.

Actually, I would prefer that, so I could see your head explode like a watermelon from a SWAT sniper while you fumble with the safety.

>>34287859
>obese, drunk, delusional

It's just a sad frat party with guns and disgusting old guys. The retards wouldn't even stand up against local PD.

>>34287971
He would look more attractive if he swallowed a grenade

>>34289837
That nigga is so fat that he alone would count for the million that went to the inauguration kek

>>34289431
>censoring mindthet expert's name to protect him
get off my board faggot

>>34293443
is this what severe autism looks like