ITT: range greentext stories/rants

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I'll start.
>go to outdoor range to have a little fun with my 1860 Army repro
>proceed to start loading up
>*BLAAAAAAM*
>memelord (with entourage of ugly slags to show off to) to the left is blasting away with his .500 S&W and Ruger Judge
>*click*, *rack* *click*, *rack* *click*, *rack* *click*, *rack* *click*, *rack*
>Mr. Fagtactical on the right is practicing dry firing
>*pop* *pop*...*pop* *pop*...*pop* *pop*...*pop* *pop*
>Mr. Fagtactical practicing double taps
>finally loading the last chamber
>"CAN WE HAVE A CEASE FIRE!!!"
>FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Mr. Fagtactical needs to change his target that looks like it was shot with buckshot
>seriously, learn to aim faggot (I have a 3 inch group with an 1860 Army).
>memelord finally leaves
>"let's go to the riflerange and shoot the .50"
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why does every gun range have to have "those" people?

>>34285828
>be at range
>Shooting AR 15
>http://i.4cdn.org/f/Shooting%20an%20AR%2015.swf
>have PTSD now

>>34285842
kek

>>34285831
how dare people shoot their guns at a gun range. fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>why can't we ever go to the range with normal people

You DO go to the range with normal people.

/k/ommandos are the cringey socially awkward kooks that normal people have to put up with.

>>34285831
start wearing a pair of nuts to the range pussy. you hag more than a woman

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>>34286200
I just want to go shoot my guns without getting weird condescending stares from people who's targets look like this even though their guns are worth 10x more than mine.

>>34286227
the range isn't the place for your bullshit validation you fag.

>>34285831

just let people enjoy things

>>34286104
You can also shoot your guns without being an annoying fag.
>>34286227
Also this.

>>34286227
Don't be a pussy?

>>34286227

There's two kinds of people who go to the range.

>People trying to improve their aim and practicing.

>People trying to let off steam and relax by just going BLAM BLAM BLAM

Unfortunately the second category of people are constantly being denigrated by the retards in the first group who assume that they are the only group that exists.

>got to range
>follow rules
>be courteous
>try to shoot well
>police my brass
>share occasional spare target
>eat greasy food on way home

>>34286254
This. Quit begging for attention and getting assdevastated when people use guns better than yours

>>34286259
Sounds like you're a fat fudd, bud.

You'd really hate AK-74 breaks.

>>34286305
>breaks
The only muzzle BRAKES I hate are the ones ARfags put on just to annoy everyone at the range.

>>34286331
They put on breaks to reduce muzzle flip, tubby.

>>34286227
>I want my range to be a safespace for me
kys

>>34286331
nah brah all my tactical bechrest ARs need brakes

and flashlights

>>34286350
Its an ar15, if you're unable to keep it on target try eating more red meat and less McDonald's.
You're doing nothing other than being a douche

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>>34286394
>I'm not fat, you are
Stay mad.

>>34286412
Considering how you're unable to keep an AR15 on target without further aid, whereas I am, we can see who at least has more muscle mass than an anemic midget woman, and who doesn't.

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>>34286437
Hey there bud

I don't own an AR-15.

Thanks for the (You)s.

>>34286358
Don't you hate it when your brake runs out of fluid and you know the only place that sells it is 15 mile away?

>>34286496
You did it!
You managed to win an argument on the internet!
Let me get you your trophy and orange wedges sport.

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>>34286496
Ah a no guns, your opinion is even less valid.

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>>34286563
Try again there bud.

>>34286569
>look at me I'm a poorfag

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>>34286574
Not really there, bud.

>>34286590
>posting a ptr as proof you're not poor

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>>34286598
>can't even tell it's not a PTR

So about those noguns huh there, bud

>>34286606
>he thinks it not a ptr

>>34286598
>>34286574
>>34286563
Not him, but nice moving the goalposts, fuckwit. Even the Army uses compensators.

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>>34286590
Why dontcha take a fresh pic there champ instead of posting someone else's pictures from a year ago?

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>>34286617
retard anon BTFO

>>34286610

It's a fucking century you blind illiterate fuck it says right on the goddamn fuck it's worse than a PTR I hate you

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>>34286610
See anything in 5.56 there bud?
>>34286617
>>34286627
>wow I can use archive
'Kay.

>>34286611
Because women and tablets are allowed in the army, as well as automatic fire. Has no place in a semi auto. Also, hes already established he has no idea as to the subject, so why not?
>>34286606
>4 results for "search google for this image"

>>34286638
quit lying on the internet you weird fuck

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>>34286642
>>34286639
>weird
You don't say there, bud?

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>>34285828
>Be at range with cousin
>Be in a indoor gun range
>No one is near our shooting bay
>Enjoy this short lived moment
>Three chinks move two bays down from us
>Not one of them is speaking English
>herewego.mp4
>Minutes later
>One of them shot a Glock at the wall right next to us causing the copper fragments to ricochet and fly back at our lane
And that is when I started to despise indoor ranges.

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>be me
>be shootin my AKS-74 at local range
>practicing rapid reloads and controlled pairs
>if I ever have to go back in time to 1980's Afghanistan, I'll be ready
>RSO calls the line cold
>go to check my targets
>hear what sounds like a trumpet
>15 passenger van pulls up
>oh god please
>not again
>10 men in plate armor and flamboyant hats pile out
>5 of them produce absurdly long pikes
>the other 5 pull out matchlocks
>the trumpets intensify
>fuck.jpg
>they form a miniature tercio
>"DEATH TO THE PROTESTANTS"
>they advance onto the range and fire a volley
>massive clouds of black powder smoke
>zero targets are hit
>"CHARGE!!!!"
>they run forward and stab the targets with their pikes
>range is destroyed
>they plant a large Spanish flag on the field, loudly recite the Lord's Prayer, and leave
>mfw yet another day at the range has been ruined

fucking Spanish get out reeeeeeeeeee

>>34286648
I don't actually believe those are your pics or guns any more

>>34286676
You show me your stamp and I show you mine, bud. We can compare sizes after.

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>>34286638
Not the archive, it's Google reverse search.

So are we going to see a timestamp or are you going to keep posting other anons' guns?

>>34286664
Despite this being an entirely fictional post, I can tell you that my intense hatred for blackpowder shooters is entirely non-fiction. The problem with these frilly buttfuckers is that they can't just shoot like normal people. They need to outfit, they need to stand upwind, and they absolutely NEED to show off how different they are because they use shitty gay guns. The kind of asinine, fedora-tier shit they spew ("If you only have one shot, you'll be more accurate") is infuriating if not for the slight solace I can take in knowing that if this little assgoblin ever gets attacked by a pack of wild "melanin enriched youths" then he won't survive.

>>34286733

that awkward moment when I posted that tale of matchlock faggotry right after getting back from the range, where among other things I fired my .44 black powder revolver

Black powder is great fun anon, but then again I never go full fedora like what you just described, and I own a plethora of regular guns too.

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>>34286703
>people saving and posting my delicious Bulgy Boys

This is just adorable.

>>34286755
I've got nothing against the blackpowder guns themselves, but the shooters (at my local range) absolutely suck the fun out of shooting. I keep a painter's mask on hand for when they arrive so that I don't huff the smoke, and I don't bother taking off my earpro when the range goes cold because I don't even want to entertain their snide remarks about how my semi-automatic rifles won't compensate for my "minuscule member"

>>34286598
Bumpfire stock is better proof you're not poor. Ammo is expensive.

>>34286773

wow what a bunch of utter faggots

I, for one, enjoy showing up to the range with a black powder kentucky rifle in one case, and something super modern with a red dot or something in the other.

>>34285831
Its ok i couldn't hit water if i fell off a boat lol

>>34286763
>anon's told status:
>[ ] not told
>[x] told
kek

>>34286887
Don't Make fun of him too much. He's probably a Brit who's Paki mayor only allows single shot .22 rifles after applying for 20 licenses. I'm sure he has quite a collection of de-acts though.

>>34286499
>Went to 3 gun match today
>My turn on first stage
>Pistol portion goes well, dump it and transition to rifle
>Flick safety off, pull trigger, nothing.
>Tap, rack, still no bang.
>Fucking forgot to refill brake fluid before the match

I was so embarrassed, I just went home.

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>>34286928
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, BIN THAT .22.

>>34286350
>Literally corrected the spelling of "break" as being brake, in the post you replied to.
>Still spells it wrong.
It's a brake. Like on your car. As in a hindrance. Nothing is being "broken". It doesn't "break" your barrel. You're not giving the muzzle a rest. It's a fucking brake.

>>34287350
I'm gonna brake your face with a muzzle break if you don't shut your cock vacuum.

>>34287350

christ sorry to brake your heart

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>>34285831
>>34286660
>>34286664
This is why I shoot innawoods

>>34286664
I would do this, except every week, my group would cycle out what we were.

Spaniards one week, Japanese footsoldiers the next, Romans with Ballistas the week after, and so on.

>>34285831
Serious need a virginal shooter vs chad shooter based on this

>range has explicit "NO RAPID FIRE" rule
>go in with my enfield
>I got it timed well enough I can just cycle the action with my pinky and thumb.
>pop off 2 rounds in 2 seconds
>HAY
>HAY YOU
>YES YOU!
>STAND STILL LADDY
>*we don't need no education noises*

>>34285831
>go to range
>there's already a dude there with some women
>he's clearly showing off his favorite toy
>big smile on his face
>women are dripping wet
>set up at other end of range
>decide to dryfire to get my motions down without wasting ammo
>snapcaps protecting internals
>3rd guy shows up
>anime tshirt and suspiciously stained jeans
>decide to keep and eye on Dylan Roof
>he's eyeballing the first guy and myself
>is he going to shoot up the place?
>decide to load up live ammo and have some fun double tapping
>not really looking at groupings since I've got one eye on columbine kid
>first guy leaves
>ask for a cold range to change targets
>he's visually upset by this

You're one cool cat anon

>>34286273
This. If I'm at the range it's because I didn't have time to go innawoods and I REALLY wanna fire off some rounds.

I'm not going to sniper school. I'm not entering a contest. I wanna make loud bangs and forget my life is shit. Fkin autists everywhere.

>>34286288
Would drink beer with

>>34285828

>go to indoor range in SC
>owner/worker stare at me like i fucked their mothers AND fathers
>haven't gotten to shoot an MP5 in years
>rent MP5 and about 5 mags
>asks if i know how to use it
>"i do actually... its the loading of the mags that gets me y'know"
>not a peep out of either of them as i load the magazines
>fatworker is just eyeballing me like i owe him money
>have to read through a list of rules
>basic range rules about paying for damages
>guy says i can't carry the MP5 into the range proper
>"uh... ok then"
>fatworker asks if i know how to use it again
>tell him yes again
>he starts showing me how to load it
>racks the first round and sets it down on the table selector on SA
>flip selector to safe with one hand and pull the target carriage back
>"don't mess with the safety while its on the table son"
>don't say anything because he might actually be autism
>send the target out 25 yards and shoulder the gun
>flip to SA and put a few rounds on paper
>back on safe and a quick look at the other side for the feels
>"If yer gon shootet u need tah shootet"
>"oh i'm good i'm just loo-"
>dude crosses his arms lets out a sigh and says "mhmmm"
>decide what the fuck ever at this point
>flip to FA and try to black out the center
>pull out first mag set it on the table, insert new, slap the bolt off the catch
>"don't do thet or i'll heff to kick ya out!"
>run through the rest of the mags just to get the fuck out as i already paid
>fatworker picks up the rifle throws the mags in his pockets and waddles out
>grab my range bag and start heading out just pissed now
>"dun fuhget tah sweep yer brass son"
>say "nah i'm good"
>never go back to that shit heap again. Talk several dozen people out of going for whatever reason

can't remember the name of the place but its about an hour from Beaufort

>>34286763
>six inches soft

Sure, from the butthole forward.

>>34287998
Brownie? Izzat you?

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>>34287977
As long as at one point you replicate a French attack column and march at the targets in column formation while chanting VIVE LA FRANCE until you reach 50 meters at which point you deploy into line formation and commence volley fire

>rangefags' faces when

>>34286664
I did not expect that

>>34285831

You sound like the type of person to sperg out on here if someone mentions they played airsoft when they were 11.

I love when night /k/ gets on and shits on the idiots that lurk day /k/.

>>34286574

I can't wait for the day the autistic users of /k/ go out in $500+ worth of gear only to get taken out by a nigger wearing basketball shorts, Jordans and a wife beater carrying a $150 hi-point.

>>34288625
Never understood the airsodt hate.

I played the shit outa it till I was like 19. Loved getting all taticool'd up and climbing thru old industrial estates with my friends shooting at other people.

It's crazy fun, and if the community didn't turn all tryhard spergy like Paintball I'd prob still be playing it now at 28

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>go to range before work (I work there)
>grab a ported M&P 2.0 off the rental wall and 100 rounds
>it ejects every single case directly into my forehead
>come back out looking like I'm in a minstrel show
>coworkers laugh
>now my nickname is "DaQuan"

>>34288718
You're work sounds fun anon

>tfw you'll never work at a range with chill casually racist bros
Feels bad man

>>34288714
Because airshitters and paintballers are just mallninjas and/or tacticoolfags without real guns.

>>34288749

Does it really matter? They're doing something they enjoy, and believe or not I actually learned a lot about firearm safety when I played, and quite honestly I don't give a fuck what some autist says on the internet thinks. I loved playing airsoft/paintball. and before you say I'm a noguns, I have 6.


Sorry your autism didn't allow you to have friends.

>>34288749
>REEEEE YOURE NOT IN THE NFL STOP THROWING THAT BALL
>REEEEEEE YOURE NOT IN THE MLB STOP PLAYING CATCH
You can't shoot real guns at your friends anon.

It's fun, who fuckin cares if they're not real guns for a game??

>>34288811

Yes you can.

Not for long, but you can.

>>34285831
Everyone should practice dry firing at the range especially with a handgun

>>34286273
This.
I actually only own oddball surplus that I can't easily obtain match or even regular grade ammo for, and so my shooting suffers because of it.
I go to blow off steam and, if I can get a slightly larger than fist sized group of ten at fifty yards off hand, I'm perfectly happy.

>>34285828
>go to range with Hakim for first time
>get out, wait on people to finish up mags, then ask if we can go cold to set up targets
>set up targets, come back
>bros down the way only have .22s, eventually they loan me some clay pigeons and I give them a few rounds of 8mm Mauser from my Hakim in exchange
>however
>fudd next to me sighting in mini 14
>for 25 fucking yards.
>shoots five rounds, heads down range, screams range cold as he's literally half the way down the fucking range, no waiting on a mag to be emptied but still bitching if they aren't

>get pissed
>about the fifth time he does it, I get fed up
>time to bring out the Hakim for noise testing
>mag dump 8mm Mauser one booth down from the obnoxious bastard
>whosannoyingnowbitch.jpg

And the best part is that I actually was able to hit clay pigeons at fifty yards off hand that day. My shaking kinda died down.

>nice day at the range sighting in my new AR build
>also just having fun with my Garand
>see some guy and his friend a couple of stalls down with a scoped K31
>always been interested in them so I ask him about it
>he starts in with how he's saving up his money to buy some stupid tacticool stock for it
>immediately lose all interest in anything he has to say

thought he was a milsurp bro, but instead it was just a retard

>>34289051
>with a scoped K31
You should have known better.

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>>34285828
I'm the asshole who brings milsurp to indoor ranges because everything nearby is indoor.
>go to indoor range on weekend
>as expected it's packed
>pull out disgustingly bubba'd Argie mauser with 22" hacksawed barrel and fucked barrel crown
>load up stripper clip of shitty high pressure surplus ammo from 1980
>fire off first shot
>no accuracy but loud as hell
>range goes silent
>range stays silent until I've finished the mag
>three different people pack up and leave while I'm reloading
>finish that mag then start practicing with Cx4 now that range is clear
Sold the Mauser a while later, it was fun but cheap ammo is unobtanium. It was an impulse buy from Cabela's anyway, I didn't realize how bubbafucked it was until I got home with it.
>go with Steyr M95M for next range trip
>8mm Mauser straight pull with about a 25" barrel
>range isn't as crowded this time
>set up next to wall for maximum echo
>louder than the 308 with a brake a few lanes down
>eventually get moved to middle of range next to two Arabs with ARs who'd just showed up
>one with a .223, the other with an S&W M&P 15-22
>guy with 15-22 is clearly a new shooter
>put away M95M and bring out Cx4 so he can shoot in peace
>hot loaded 1600 FPS 9mm out of a 19.7" barrel is somehow just as quiet as 22LR
My Cx4 is weird. It's one of a few hundred of the Euro model that got imported here by someone other than Beretta, and according to Beretta's customer service no gun with its serial number exists.

>>34288173
>it's the loading of that mags that gets me y'know

god i hope this isnt real

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>show up to range dressed and armed like pic related
>begin reciting The Litany of the Arquebus as I prime my piece
>suddenly sirens
>fat mall ninja broperators get out and accost me
>demand to know where my AR-15 is
>demand to know if I have any keymod grips for my firelock
>implying I would sully my beloved firelock with such filth
>broperators begin hi-fiving and doing dynamic C-clamp grips with their ARs
>visible bulges in their 5.11 pants
>they flex cuff me and take my firelock
>they begin attaching rails, keymod parts, a folding stock, a tactical scrotum, and an EOTech knockoff
>my eyes fill with tears as my firelock is defiled
>broperators begin giving each other Tier 1 brojobs as they finish their work
>this is not what God intended
>get kicked out for not meeting the minimum tacticool requirements
>firelock is confiscated and replaced with an AR-15


I fucking hate my range /k/

>>34289232
you gotta get out of NJ bruh

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>>34289232
You're kinda like me I see.
>Go to indoor range with PTR
>Usual people. Some fudd with a 1911, a nu-male with a .22, the chink who can't shoot straight, and some pimp trying to teach a ho to shoot a purse gun.
>Put a loud as shit brake on my rifle.
>Get looks from everyone else.
>Load up retard hot handloads
>One shot makes the whole room shudder and makes dust drop from the ceiling.
>Magdump and show everyone the powah of real fuckin NATO
>Even through plugs and muffs, my ears still ring a bit.
>Most people there are packing up now after only one mag.
>Now that they are gone, I pull out my CC and actually practice.

Zero shame

>>34289232
Saw a Steyr at Cabela's today, it was 450$ if I remember right. Beat to hell, do you enjoy it?

>>34289251
loading magazines gets tedious

public ranges make me want to become a statistic
>some asshole throwing clays and trying to shoot it with a handgun
>that one guy that doesn't stop for a cold-range even though 5+ tables are ready to replace targets
>brass vulture that walked IN FRONT OF ME WHILE I'M SHOOTING
>assholes setting up their durr rifles in the shotgun/pistol lanes
>people leaving trash/brass
>some fucker used tannerite while it was dry and caused a fire, causing it to get banned

>>34289264
i'm sure your mom finds you funny

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>went to local free range with my gf (state park)
>pull up, fat fudd with tactifagged AR packing up and leaves, another guy and his gf have AK, CZ, and 22 rifle set up.
>after a few mags we start talking and he lets me mag dump his AK
>after that I pull my AR can cannon out of my truck and we blast a few cans down range
>he ends up showing my gf his CZ and teaching her some pointers (she's nogunz before we met)
>end up talking about local brass vulture who tries to get people to join his militia
>all in all a really good experience
>mfw

Is this what it's supposed to be like /k/?Every other range trip has been shooting with loner midlife crisis guys with $5k ARs or Ex-cons blasting hi-points into the dirt.

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>be at actually good indoor range with friend
>only one lane, whatever
>practicing double taps and trading off
>suddenly green dot whipping across the lanes
>look over
>50 year old unholy combination of Jimmy Buffett and Henry Winkler in a cheap Hawaiian shirt holding an M&P with green laser LAM
>wut.png
>watch him as friend shoots
>dot is all over the target and often past it
>isn't hitting within 6' of where the dot is
>after a mag or so, this stops
>suddenly red dot whipping across the lanes
>same guy, with his gardener-american compadre this time
>showing him how to shoot an XD with a red laser in the same style as pic related
>laser whipping across lanes
>laser actually shines into some of the lanes (plexiglass dividers between stalls)
>transoperator RO was watching, tears into him and tells him to watch his muzzle
>sheepishly agrees
>talks big to his silent amigo that he knows more about what he's doing than the RO
>laser is still over 6" away from where the holes are showing up
>no more sweeping though
even with that, still a good range trip

>guy asks for my brass
>tell him sure, I don't reload
>shoot steel case the entire time
>his face when

>>34289051
>>34289072
I'm about to scope mine, but my mount is just a clamp mount, so I can take it off whenever and there is no modification at all.

I'm mostly doing it just to see how accurate it is because I'm not too great with irons, but I'm pretty good with a scope. I'll probably end up taking it off to practice irons more.

>>34288689
Poorfag if you think you can get any decent gear for 500

>>34289461
>fudd with tactifagg AR
things that don't go together?

>>34289489
Fucking love this

>>34289352

My nigger

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>>34289489
thats the best feel

>>34289265
I'm in Central Texas.
>>34289352
This is why I need to start handloading.
>>34289359
Ammo's expensive and hard to find for anything but the M model, PPU still makes 8x56R but no one else. Check for an S or H on the chamber, if it doesn't have either then it's one of the few that escaped conversion after WWI and is still chambered in 8x50R Steyr. They're nice guns, I paid 345 at a pawn shop for mine with a bubba'd stock.

>>34291023
US milsurp ALICE pack and frame is like 100 bucks, theres your start

>>34289461
You don't know the meaning of fudd.
Lurk more.

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Not a range story exactly.

> 3rd day carrying concealed, out shopping with the family
> Still nervous that people behind me can catch a glimpse of pistol grip inside pocket
> 3 year old daughter wants a strawberry drink from nearby Starbucks
> Agree to take her over
> Order a shot and her pink abomination from the cute barista at counter
> Daughter turns the charm up to 11, hugs my leg, tells barista thank you
> Barista visibly melts from 1000C of politeness and cute
> Daughter starts poking at the gun in my pocket
> "Dad, what's in your pocket?"
> Don'tYouDareYouDamnDemonChild
> "Dad, it's really hard."
> Barista audibly snorts and drops cup she was writing my name on
> "It's my phone, now leave it alone."
> Barista is trying not to laugh out loud. She just shrugs and says "Kids..." as I pay for the drinks
> See barista laughing her ass off with her co-worker when we sit down
> Strongly consider taking my daughters drink away and just giving it to her brother for vengeance

>>34289352
>these douches

>>34289352
>these douches

cool story, bro.

i've got a starbucks story.

>up early on my day off for an appointment
>go to local starbucks on the way
>i OC a G22, but high ride under an un-tucked shirt, no one ever notices
>order my usual iced mocha latte, and a shot of espresso
>get my order, and immediately take shot of espresso
>as i throw it back my gun is briefly exposed
>hear gasp from behind at my 8 o' clock
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>turn to see a super cute white woman looking at me, mildly taken aback
>"why do you need that? what are you afraid of?" she asks
>i reply, "nothing"
>smile, and walk out

Not really related, bit I found this on /pol/ and I thought you might enjoy it
>be in CA
>gas stop at night
>suspicious black males approaches rapidly
>pull out state issued 5-shot-magazine manual-action 25-lbs-antichildren-trigger fingerprint-detecting always-online-DRM .22 jacketed-playdoh-point self-defense-instrumentTM
>thank senator Feinstein for allowing me to purchase it for only $10k + $250 monthly ownership tax
>have to open the Safety HolsterTM, which requires a phone connection so an automated 911 call can take place, and a key that must be kept in the left shoe
>as I take out the gun a $1500/h carry fee is automatically processed on my bank account
>guns must be kept unloaded, so I have to remove the clip from my right shoe, load the jacketed playdoh point rounds into the magazine, and load it into the gun
>conspicuous black males are now close to my car, I have to take the shot
>as I pull the trigger a $250 shooting free is processed into my account, but it only counts the trigger pulls and not the actual shots fired
>gun doesn't fire
>I forgot to use the special screwdriver to put the safety off
>screwdriver must be kept in wallet, so I lay the gun in the seat earning myself a $500/min fine for negligent abandon due to the Think of the Children Act
>Safety's off, time to fire a couple of warning shots
>gun jams
>the gun loudspeaker prerecorded messages start playing
>*due to the Good Sleep Act of 2020, it is now illegal to fire weapons between 20:00 and 08:00*
>*you are now eligible for a 20.000 dollar fine for attempting to disrupt other people's sleep*
>black males shoot me in self defense because I drew first, and because the minority protection act allows them to fire at any time they want
>as I die I feel relief in knowing that I left in my will all my possessions to a fund for black people, to help them off the street

>>34291606
You at least winked when you said it, right?

>>34291504
>barista thinks you have a boner for her
>not turning on your charm
This is not a cringe thread, its a rang-wait...this fits well.

>>34291660
I would need a foot long dong for that have been a boner in my side pocket. I don't have the swagger to carry that lie.

>>34291650
no, looked her right in the eyes, and didn't even blink. update; i'm still single.

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>>34291677
Holy shit, it's you. Can I have your autograph?

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>go to range
>shoot my guns
>everybody's relaxed, safe and nice to be around
>have a good time
>leave

>>34289352
I'm guilty of this. And I'll sit at the far left so everyone gets some brass and wall echo.
There's one dude with an innawoods patch on his range bag that just grins and keeps shooting when I do it.
More then one afternoon we've ended up with the range to ourselves

Never change /k/

>>34289489
This. Out of my ptr none the less.
He has to look for them AND get disappointed

>>34286227
these are exactly the types of fags I can't stand

>>34286733
I think imma dezign a semi auto blackpowder/load a glock with blackpowder find where you live, and always shoot in the lane upwind of you

>>34292347
joke's on you, theres no such thing as "upwind" on an indoor range

>>34291606
>>i OC a G22, but high ride under an un-tucked shirt
Isn't that just CCing then?

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>>34291688
Made this a while ago but never renamed the file.

>Go to range, pay dues, show what I am shooting to bubba behind counter.
>AK-47.
>He grunts and hands me a flag, go get a target and what was an empty rifle range has a single shooter next to my lane now.
>Fud with his dur rifle, shooting at a target 50 yards away with a massive scope.
>Set my rifle on the bench and think for a second on what mag I want to use.
>Range goes cold and I go out to set my target, fudd comments that I gun like mine will probably hit his target they are o inaccurate.
>Take target 10 yards further down the range and go back to my bench.
>Open ammo bag and pull out several bags of ammo and my 75 rd barrel mag.
>Range goes hot and I shower the smug fucker with hot steel casings because lol no one shot per second rule here.
>Decide fuck it, aim for the steel gongs at the back of the range and make them sing.
>Go through several hundred rounds

>>34292499
Ventilation comes out somewhere

>>34286350
>Muzzle flip
It's Barrel Jump you tard-and-a-half.

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>>34287872
>tfw you live in northern michigan
>shoot at grandma's old cabin i grew up in
>only have to worry about mosquitos and windigos

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Made the mistake of going to the range with a coworker.
>meet him there after lunch
>he brings a Glock .40
>Him: I love this gun, man! If you were to shoot someone with this, the entry wound would be about the size of a dime but the exit would be size of an orange!
>Me: Okay. Ever try a .45?
>Him: No way, man! 45's are too loud and the flash is blinding!
>mfw

Never again.

>>34291637
>screwdriver must be kept in wallet, so I lay the gun in the seat earning myself a $500/min fine for negligent abandon due to the Think of the Children Act

started here, had a mini heart attack thinking this was real til i read the rest

>>34288811
>>You can't shoot real guns at your friends anon.
>He doesn't shoot birdshot at his buddies from the other end of the farmer's field.

>>34289014
>>fudd next to me sighting in mini 14
>>for 25 fucking yards.

no you are retarded. I'll let you google why

>>34291637
I love how long and well-thought out this was

5 internets

>>34292499
>joke's on you, theres no such thing as "upwind" on an indoor range
excellent, then i will have to shoot so many rounds as to cause the fire department to investigate the smoke

>>34298058
>home defense
Ooooookay?
And?
The dude wasted a a bunch of other people's time by calling a range cold every five rounds and not waiting on people to actually go cold.

>>34298438
wrong.

how are you this retarded about zeroing?

>>34298468
>zeroing
What, was he pulling some shit to do with a ballistic arc and using a short range to zero for a much longer one?
Outside of self defense at 25 yards (this was the fifty yard range, not a five second walk from the dedicated 25 yard one) and potential BS with pulling some magical bullshit with trajectories and the likes, what the FUCK ELSE WOULD HE DO IT FOR?

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>fill bag with over-reloaded, trashed, cracked, and bulging brass
>when someone asks for brass give them the bag
>mfw

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>>34298490
>potential BS with pulling some magical bullshit with trajectories and the likes

are guns just magic to you? this 25 yd "bullshit" is the Army standard and is the 100% easiest way to zero anything in 5.56 by design.

I bet you think your barrel shoots flat with ground from mechanical zero.

http://www.usaac.army.mil/amu/assets/zeroing.pdf

>in indoor range at mom and pop kind of gun store
>busy day, maybe 15 people there
>everyone shooting 9mm or 22 kind of stuff, real quiet
>pull out nugget
>barrel cut down
>gigantic muzzle brake pinned and welded
>load a clip of surplus ammo
>BOOM
>everyone looks over
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
>eject last casing and load fresh clip
>repeat until everyone leaves
>>>shoot .22 revolver the rest of the day

>>34298560
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajectory_of_a_projectile

I figured that he was doing it because you have both a short zero and a long zero because a bullet makes an arc as it travels due to gravity and the fact that barrels are actually tilted upwards ever so slightly.

So no.
And I'm not a 5.56 person, I wouldn't know that shit. Also, for a mini 14? Still seems a bit...fishy.

>>34298596
all rounds have the same impact matching distances.
.308 is 30m and 200m
5.56 is 25 yd and 300yd
why would a mini 14 be weird to do that with?

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>shooting new DSA FAL with friend who has century L1A1
>i've got brass cased ammo, he has some slav steel stuff
>things go fine for a while
>his turn to shoot comes up, loads his rifle
>looking down range waiting to see where he hit
>bang, but sounded odd
>suddenly ammo is everywhere on the table
>look over, the fucking century mag has blown the floorplate out, spewing 308 ammo all over the place along with the spring like a cartoon
>smoke everywhere, friend's face is black from powder
>what in fuck
>look at century mag, it has actually expanded like a balloon, leading me to think there was a stupidly hot round in the mix (which happened to be the first shot of the mag)
>confusion and awkward cleanup
>rifle looks ok and we keep shooting until dark without problems

shooting my new FAL finally was great, but that century FAL fuck up was the highlight for sure

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>bring blank sheet of paper for target
>spend ten minutes shooting a rough outline of a penis into it
>range goes cold
>bring it back
>set it on bench
>keep shooting
>ro's face when

>>34298630
I was pissed that he was zeroing it for 25 at the 50 when the 25 had loads of bays to do it at.
The entire argument of ballistics, while entertaining (it brings me back to my physics teacher who was /k/ as fuck) is irrelevant.

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>>34288532

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>Be at normally respectable indoor range
>Staff knows me, I’m there at the same time every week
>Enter the Nignogs
>Three of them
>One of them shoots while the other two jump up and down
>”Aw yeah!”
>I step back to load mags
>He’s shooting Gangsta style (sideways)
>Target might have half a dozen holes on the paper
>They’ve dumped half a dozen mags
>I have to ask
>”Why do you shoot sideways like that?”
>”Is cuz, ya kno, da bullits, dey go down, no wut I’m sayin’
>I shoot sideways dey don do dat, dey go to da side .”
>mfw

>Go to range as always, second time coming with my new AR
>Have some extra money, decide to rent fully automatic 5.56
>One group of people (maybe 6-8 people) in the range, shooting a rented AR
>Load the mag, fire a couple in semi
>Switch to FA
>BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMx20
>"Holy shit, what are you shooting??"
>Same thing a you, just fully automatic.
>Fire another mag
>Some semi-hot girl asks to take a video of me shooting.
>Proceed to load mag, then empty the mag downrange
>They go back, now staring at me.
>Hope I didn't ruin their range fun, they seemed like nice people.
>Besides the mom. learn some range etiquette.
>Good day at the range.
>mfw didn't ask for the semi-hot girls #

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>public range, pistol side
>guy takes up adjacent lane
>he has the same sig i do
>our shots start naturally alternating in a rhythmic pattern
>our face when

>>34297982
Hunter S. bless

>>34299060
Gay as aids

>>34299175
Ur mom's gay as aids.

>>34286227
Ay, fuck you too, buddy. I go shooting maybe once a month, and when I do go, I probably only shoot a hundred rounds. Since I'm usually out with friends, it's more fun for me just to blast away at soda cans and melons innawoods instead of worrying about distance and grouping at the range.

>>34291637
Please make a mobile fags day someone, this needs to be screencapped.

Think of the children... act. Lmao

>live in a city rich old people retire to
>Go to the range
>pay for a lane
>find my lane
>on one side is a 60 year old noguns couple renting a gun
>on the other side is another noguns guy renting a gun for the first time
>not paying much attention at first
>put up my target
>put it out about 10 yards
>bam, bam, bam
>guy on my left leans over while I'm still shooting
>"YIKES! What caliber is that??"
>9mm..
>fire off my remaining shots
>look over to the couple to the right while reloading
>they've given up on hitting the target 5 or so yards out, now have it the absolute nearest you can have it, probably like 1 or 2 yards
>still missing the bullseye with random shots all over the paper
>jesus fucking Christ
>look over to the guy on my left
>he's flinching at every shot fired
>a weird mix of flinching at others and his own shots
>at some point he drops a round while reloading
>it falls over into the target area
>he leans over and tells me "I'VE DROPPED A LIVE ROUND"
>that's ok, they will sweep it up later
>"NO BUT I HAVE DROPPED A LIVE ROUND"
>disappointed in my response he spins around looking for someone else to tell
>an employee comes over
>"I'VE DROPPED A LIVE ROUND. SHOULD I GO GET IT?"
>"No! We will sweep it up later"
>the employee goes away
>guy starts leaning on the ledge with his foot extended into the shooting area to retrieve his "live round"
>jesus Christ
>turn 360 degrees and leave without finishing my usual box of ammo

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>>34299416
Death awaits you.

>attaindoor
>teaching buddy to shoot, all's well
>using 10/22
>he sets rifle down for a moment and accidentally knocks a mag off the bench over the firing line
>too far out to try and foot it back in
>don't wanna walk onto a live range
>also don't like getting employees
>also don't want to pay like 15 bucks for a new mag
>fuck it
>leave rifle with buddy, trusted him
>get employee
>"hey man, sorry to bug you but I kinda dropped a mag out past the firing line and I can't get it, can you give me a hand"
>looks like I asked him to build the pyramids himself
>lugs his ass up and grabs a broom
>sees buddy clearing rifle
>physically grabs my 10/22, rips it out of buddys hand a pushes him aside
>still making angry teenage girl noises, he retrieves my mag
>thank him
>"don't let it happen again"
>he fucks off
>after shooting, look at some shit with buddy, get him some how to firearm type books
>whole time magnigger is pissed at all his questions
>leave
>buddys pissed
>killed his enthusiasm about shooting
>still go to that place since it's the only LGS/range but avoid that guy.
pretty sure his name is leonard.
any westside ABQfags will know him; he's the manlet asshole at calibers

>>34286966
kek
>>34288326
>being this new

>>34287977
SEE THE WHITE IN THEIR EYES
CAROLEANS ARE MARCHING ON

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>>34299625
Carolus Rex > all other Sabaton albums

>>34287200
>tfw own a knife

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>>34289232
>being polite to terrorists

>>34291660
>
>>34291504
>>34291504
>not literally saying "is that a gun in my pocket or am i just thinking about our date later tonight" to the barista

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>>34299471
>>34299471
innocent and naive old people are the best

>>34288811
The problem isn't with airsoft in itself, the problem is with airshiters thinking airsoft skills translate to real life.
Plastic BBs do not fly like bullets nor can you carry 500 rounds in one mag and fire all day.
It's the same problem with cod kiddies, they think their knowledge of game mechanics translate to real life. Shotguns are effective at longer ranges than in-game etc.

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>>34291606
>G22
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_International_AWM#German_Armed_Forces
That's some OC bro

>>34300201
>airsoft skills translate to real life.
This. I love playing airsoft, but I am not under the illusion that it makes me any better at handling a real firearm.

>>34300201

You and a few friends can get kind of practical experience out of even cheap gas pistols for CC or just playing cops and robbers type games out to 20 yards.

It can be fun as fuck but maybe less realistic if you don't care about damaging your guns and actually hit each other or stab with rubber knives. I never do a full on punch to the face but shoving and tackling while going for a knife is an adrenaline rush

>>34299533
Thanks... you too.

>>34286288
>eat greasy food on the way home
This is the only acceptable way to end a range trip. Nothing better than post range trip Cookout.

>>34297274
>.40 short and weak
>good for anything at all

>>34289413

This.

>>34286684

Ending every sentence with:

>bud
>bud
>bud
>bud

Are you actually autistic, bud?

t. bud

>>34296820
Northern Michigan mosquitos are no joke. I've seem then take small children away.

>>34302473
The State Bird gets worse every year. I lost my puppy and little sister to them last year... on the upside, they're big enough to practice dove hunting with now.