Alright, now someone make "The Chad Massacre"

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2017-06-17 03:15:42 Post No. 34279086
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Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:15:42 Post No. 34279086 [Report]

Alright, now someone make "The Chad Massacre"

Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:22:32 Post No.34279148
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Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:22:32 Post No.34279148 [Report]

it would have to include girls he's about to kill are sucking his dick

Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:35:44 Post No.34279249
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Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:35:44 Post No.34279249 [Report]

>hand-sews own skintight trenchcoat vest, has no sleeves
>gleam from perfect skin dazzles guard watching security video
>armed with registered NFA machine gun worth tens of thousands
>manifesto inspires global, culture-spanning cult

Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:38:35 Post No.34279279
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>>34279249
Last one should be
>posts on Twitter, shared by everyone

Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:44:46 Post No.34279328
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Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:44:46 Post No.34279328 [Report]

>>34279086
So Chris Dorner.

Alternatively, the Army Ranger who btfo the FBI in Miami during the 80s.

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>>34279086
"The Chad Massacre"

Anonymous 2017-06-17 03:56:47 Post No.34279448
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>>34279086
If that's the virgin shooting, what about Chad?

>looks so cool all he has a characteristic shield that protects him from bullets
>adrenaline causes his muscles to bulge with masculinity even further
>can afford a M134 Minigun
>no jams what so ever, endless years in SoF cause responding cops to leave in terror
>does it all week long
>stands so up straight that his victims gleam with terror and ahh before he smacks them with the gun
>what sleeves?
>well fitting wife-beater and shorts from high-end gym store
>ideal sneakers for maximum shooting spree, makes his walking perfect
>leaves behind nothing, making him a man of mystery

Anonymous 2017-06-17 04:48:18 Post No.34279898
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>>34279086
>his face reflects an idealized sadness seen only in the greatest religious art, everyone who sees his face asks for suicide
>His stock broker father bought him an FK BRNO, its extreme lethality causes police officers to flee the scene
>shows up every day that week just to be sure
>washes face and uses retinol solution, followed by sunscreen, every morning, skin is flawless even on the most stressful day of his life
>posture is so ideal the recoil from his rifle extends his spine, causing him to grow like a beautiful monster out of a nightmare
>sleeves cannot fit over his pump
>perfectly-sewn trench coat is a WWI relic he sent to an eccentric Italian tailor to be recolored with the most extreme hyphy colors
>custom-built orthotic boots that allow perfect range of motion and ideal distribution of weight for balance, he cannot be knocked over
>the rough draft of his manifesto sent out psychic emanations so powerful a small, zealous death cult has formed around him in Calcutta.