Who's the best fictional NCO?

Because he will show me where the iron crosses grow

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Who's the worst fictional officer, and why is it Captain Stransky?

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>>34276026
>If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life, if I hear any more wild talk about going down to headquarters and killing the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! You understand that?

>I'm going to Battalion to see if I can get some dirty movies...

Big Joe. Always looking out for the boys, and always ready to put a boot in their ass if they fuck up too much.

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>>34276026
Sergeant Slaughter

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>bunch of peter puffers in this thread.

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>>34276086
Captain Bannon is a close second.

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nigger pls

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Pic related: did nothing wrong

>willing to murder gooks to keep you alive
>doesn't put up with shit from the PL
>doesn't play favors with patrol duties
>doesn't tolerate dumping bug juice on your feet

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>>34277375
Tank Commander Daskal, he takes his duties very seriously

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Y'all disappoint me.

>>34276026
Because he is "our platoon leader"

>>34276133
"and I haven't seen too many hero types around here"

>>34276026
Sgt Rock of course.

>>34277110
This a million times. Half of you fucks couldn't handle a real SNCO unless he was like Oddball

>>34277565
>DICK
>GRIPS

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>>34277056
God, fuck that nigga. I hated him so much as a kid. Then I felt bad cause he sacrificed himself in the end.

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>>34276026
About to watch this for the first time

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>>34276026
Ladies, contain your orgasms

>>34278040
Go read Team Yankee, the guy he is based off of is the main character in that book. It'll change your opinion. Bannon didn't turn to shit until he came back from Europe.

>>34277565
What movie friendo?

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>>34278040
>nigga
Why do white kids feel the need to act like niggers these days?

>>34278081
because they have been glorified by the music. People are lazy and niggers exemplify the "get rich quick" bullshit so people think they are "badass" and emulate them. This is what happens when you don't make your kids listen to good music as children

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>>34277625
vat ist this man doing here?

>>34276086
Prussian aristocracy was the problem here.
that and the fact that he a damn officer.

>>34278075
The Beast of War (1988)

>>34278081
Dude, it's the ultimate form of colonization. We take the culture they invented, that they originally stole from us.

>>34278081

First, because there's an epidemic of white males being raised by single mothers who don't know what the fuck they're doing and raise them to be submissive beta bitches that don't know how to fight or assert themselves in any kind of masculine way.

Second, niggers are seen as the "bad boys" and the "dangerous" members of society, so said pussies emulate them in the hopes of people thinking that they, too, are "bad boys" and "dangerous".

Finally, they should all be culled, along with the single mothers that cursed us with their existence.

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>>34278054
>NCO
he was commission, 117 wasn't
relatedly, Miles "Why did this happen to me?" O'Brien

>>34278081
on 4chan it's all a big joke
in real life, it's complicated, but mostly it's just monkey-see-monkey-do

>>34276026
>Steiner
As much as i like the films, but i just can comprehend how many bad players chose that name in Red Orchestra. We always joke in our group how the game was team A vs team B vs the Steiners.

>>34278723
or the number of "downfall parodies" where hitler realizes steiner is not coming to the rescue played ad nauseum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vMUvgce_5s

>>34276133
>Always looking out for the boys, and always ready to put a boot in their ass if they fuck up too much.

NCO in a nutshell

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>>34276026
I'm surprised this trap-happy board didn't get this one.

>>34278936
>NCO in a nutshell

Nope. Not by any means.

Only GOOD NCO's do that.

The Iron Cross book is an absolute classic if you haven't read it. Highly recommended. Fuck i might read it again

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He killed a lot of Japs

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>>34279153
the enforcer of groomin standards

>>34278075

Don't watch it. Shitty American anti-Soviet propaganda.

>>34279339
>being loyal to the soviets
>2017

Let me guess, the Shelling of Mainila was done by the Finns?

>>34278426
Even when he was just another cog in TNG's flailing attempts to establish a B-crew, you could always count on his calm Irish brogue(or quiet despair) to guide you through the crisis at hand. It was only when he started shouting that you knew you were in trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moa7jXuhAg8

>>34279672
Get the fuck out of here with that faggotry.

>>34279218
And you're also a pedophile who's in prison?

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>dies brutal death instead of giving information to Jewish dogs, thereby protecting the lives of his comrades (before the other guy gives away info).

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>>34277854
Can i get a amen?

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>>34276839
>implying his macho OOH RAH bullshit wasn't the direct cause of his own death and his murderer's suicide
> implying his entire character wasn't meant to be a joke
> implying any of the soldiers he "trained" were effective in combat


> be R. Lee Ermey
> be riding the coattails of a movie role I had 30 years prior
>be a mockery of myself on Lock and Load, wherein actual firearms enthusiasts, collectors, reenactors, and military personnel visibly cringe when I fondle their hardware and start shouting about watermelons and Mrs. Ermey
> so hard up for money that I voice a fucking voodoo mask named Wa-Wa for Crash Bandicoot

>S-semper fi, do or die, and keep your powder dry

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket = best NCO

Steiner was a whiny slug by comparison.

>>34277375
Id classify murdering your fellow squad-leader over a disagreement during a village raid as "something wrong"
Other than that I love Barnes too, but there was no reason for him to shoot Elias.

>>34281106
The VC killed Elias.

>>34276026
I thought this movie would be cool. I couldn't watch it anywhere, so I ordered the DVD from another country. It shows up weeks later. I watch the first 1/3rd. It's all man-loving and really shitty cinematography. What the fuck? Why do you guys love this gay movie?

>>34281141
>>34277375
he tried to murder elias and left him for dead directly leading to his death. if he wasn't so overly concerned about the moderates having their own clique (while still functioning as a unit no less) or maybe getting ratted on for the murders it wouldn't have been necessary. it was a power move when elias had no desire to take his power.

>>34278363
i came here to post this

>>34277375
Although I agree with Elias more, I'd choose to be in Barne's squad because I feel like he'd be more likely to get me home in one piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yJ0xB9Mqss

>>34277056
Bannon may be a shit, but he's still a hero

>>34276026
Le French resistance

>>34278945
the most /k/ of them all

>>34278945
LOL I guess just because most forget he later got a commission to sergeant. Most ppl know him as corporal

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>>34283930
isnt a corporal still an NCO?

>>34283952
I don't think many people would feel good being led by a guy like that. He took really unnecessary risks.

>>34276086
How do I reload!?

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>not posting the bradster

>>34280767
>implying they would have bothered Gomer Pyle back then.
>when they had an active draft.
Gomer would have been rejected at the draft board. if he some how slipped through to marine boot camp. he would have been discharged out before it got that far in.

thought in today's all volunteer military. gomer would have been kept in until they wanted to downsize.

>>34283952
Adam Baldwin has never had a role where he is not punching or shooting someone.

REGIMENTAL HEADQUARTERS, COME IN PLEASE!

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>>34284379
My favorite part in the movie.

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>>34276026
Sgt. Oddball

Has no rivals.

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colour sergeant bourne

>>34284420
There's a good lad.

>>34284420
Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.

Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

>>34284211
>I don't think many people would feel good being led by a guy like that.

Rather him than me.

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>>34284340
The Iceman is not fictional dipstick.

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Col. John T. Hall: You mean, you all just happened to get indigestion together?
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: You see, sir, we believe it's Sgt. Ritzik's fault, sir. Last night he served us veal ragù, and I think he put too much rag and not enough goo in it, sir.

>>34284451
If he's leading you, you can get killed. So him getting killed will likely be the situation he lead you in, and you'd get killed too.

>>34284527
One of the best things amout FMJ is animal mother. Particularly because he is exactly what you want beside and leading you instead of some fucking with four ring binders of preop briefing who is so focused on procedure instead of doing something that you end up sitting around getting shot at while he tries to remember some rotc level bullshit

>>34284402
which movie? google search is giving me an app called snapshot

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>>34283952
came here to post this
his actionable take over of the platoon was not only correct but by the end you realize he was right all along
>indecision and bad circumstance getting people killed
>fuck it smoke these cunts, get behind me cause it's time for payback and we are gonna blue on blue the guy that rats us out to command

actually kinda satisfying knowing there was once men like this leading people before the limited liability sell out the lower ranks corporate structure invaded every single hierarchy in the western world
always wondered what stalin would have been like as a revolutionary NCO during the start

No one has posted the Teacher sgt from Starship Troopers
goodbye /k/

>>34278426
Johnson was an NCO at sergeant major.

Miles O brien in this photo is back when he was a lieutenant, then down to senior chief petty officer
Jeez everything sad happened to O'brien

> Fought cardassians
> saw cardassian war crimes
> Had to go undercover & his friend died because he vowed for him
> Always breaking his shoulder
> Had to put up with kieko
> Had a child with a woman who he didn't fuck
> Put on show trail for the cardassians
> spent 20 years in prison
> Had to put u with officers bullshit & the infinite horrors of star treks deep space.

>>34282418
> I'd choose to be in Barne's squad because I feel like he'd be more likely to get me home in one piece.

Really? The guy who attempts to frag those serving with him not once, but twice? That's the guy you think you have a better chance with?

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Speaking of cross of iron

here's my Hauptmann Kiesel (David Warner) autograph

>>34279797
How does one's sexual preference influence one's competence in being a good NCO?

>>34279466
>Loyal to the Afghans
>2017

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> Generic WW2 NCO
> Sarge (doesn't even have a name)
> WW1 Veteran
> Looks after his men
> Gets wounded & captured trying to organise his men
> Goes AWOL from hospital to rejoin them
> Uses sound tactics

>>34285215

Is it for sale? I collect memorabilia from that movie and would love to have that. Is it certified?

>>34285265
Don't really know how much it would be worth, I got it signed myself at London comic/film con the other year by him.

He said i was the only person that asked for a Cross of Iron picture to be signed instead of Star Trek, Tron, Omen etc.

>>34284753
Cross of Iron.

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How have none of you faggots brought up Gunny Highway? Goddamnit, /k/.

>>34285058
>always wondered what stalin would have been like as a revolutionary NCO during the start

Every AAR would be a glowingly positive account of comrade Stalin's heroism and leadership. Maybe one person would point out that they took massive casualties while accomplishing almost nothing, but he would commit suicide via ice pick.

>>34278081
because they don't have to worry about punctuation nor any of the usual rules for grammar

>>34285427
Fuck you that movie was terrible. just like the real battle for Grenada and panama.

>>34284420

HOLY SHIT! IT'S COLOUR SERJEANT BOURNE!

>>34285787
>attempts to meme
>can't even do it right
>probably hasn't even seen the movie

This is how I know you're underage or undersocialized.

>>34285814

Zulululu

>>34285293

Only really as much as you value it. I'd happily pay £50 for it. Thoughts?

>>34283939
Yes