How do I John Wick mode?

>>34271937
Step 1 would include a dog, i suppose

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>>34271937
I iz john wicks!

you can stop at the beautiful wife dying

>>34272010
how beautiful wife mode... ; _________ ;

Since he doesn't exist, your best option is to kill yourself.

shoot fast run fast

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>>34271940

>>34271937
John Wick II was a disappointment.
Just a careless throwing together of a bunch of different "scenes" and action sequences that they perceived were popular form the first film.

The first one was good, I watched the entire movie start to finish multiple times.
John Wick II, i was only into it for 5 minutes and I couldn't enjoy it at all

Adderall

>>34272480

I still like how they were honest about how worthless the 1911 is compared to modern arms, and what a detriment having only 7 rounds can be.

>>34272515
Holy shit, you missed the entire point

>>34272515
yes, i did appreciate that part.

CC a pencil, a good one, preferably a staedtler noris or norica

>>34272530

That it takes John Wick himself to pull off the 1911? That even the great John Wick was hesitant to take it into battle? That running out of ammo almost got him killed several times? Or was there something positive, like it can still shoot bullets?

>>34272559
Summer pls

>>34271937

Step 1 - be an actor
Step 2 - get pretty good at 3-gun
Step 3 - make USPSA: the movie
Step 4 - have the production team edit your scenes so your fairly regular skills look super-human

>>34271940
Technically, it started with his wife dying

Step 1: have your wife tragically pass
Step 2: get pupper
Step 3: have bad guys break into your house, kill your pupper, kick your ass, and steal your cherry muscle car. As a bonus, they fuck up your late wife's SUV, too.

>>34271937
1. Be an assassin of high skill who is capable of killing 3 men in a bar with a fucking pencil and own a 1969 mustang.
2. Get out by doing an impossible task, so you can get married to love of your life.
3. Get married to said love of life.
4. Have said love of life die of some disease.
5. Get dog posthumously from said dead love of life.
6. Have dog killed, and car stolen, by son of old boss who gave impossible task.
7. Seek revenge.

>>34272614
>have the production team edit your scenes so your fairly regular skills look super-human
This is literally every action movie ever.

>>34272909
good synopsis.
now do one for Wick2

>>34272615
True, but lets be realistic about op's chances of ever attracting anything of the other sex. Attracting a stray dog is a lot more probable.

>>34271937
>~
>sv_cheats_1
>impulse_101
>god 1

>>34272547

I'm a simple man, so I go with Ticonderoga. Reliable and gets the job done.

>>34272771
The ATF already applies for the puppy killer's role.

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>>34272515
>>34272559
>1911 is outdated
Oldest trick in the book.