What gear does /k/ recommends for Christian Jihadis?

5 dudes with shitty hoodies and worse accents.
Am i supposed to care about this in some way?

>>34269688
No, just play along and say what you would bring on a Christian Jihad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryytsZWhWA

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>>34269587
Do you really have to ask?

>>34269587
>tfw OP never turned up for history class...

The Christian equivalent of "jihad" is called a crusade.

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>>34269587
>christian
>jihadi

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>>34269740
Maybe some modernized form of chain mail and plate armor

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>>34269750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7eNvrTQJM
Does it matter?

>>34269587
>jihad
>not crusade
stay away from sharp objects anon

>>34269724

dildos

Clothe yourself in the glory of the Lord, anon. Here's Psalm 58 to help:

Do you rulers indeed speak justly?
Do you judge people with equity?
No, in your heart you devise injustice,
and your hands mete out violence on the earth.
Even from birth the wicked go astray;
from the womb they are wayward, spreading lies.
Their venom is like the venom of a snake,
like that of a cobra that has stopped its ears,
that will not heed the tune of the charmer,
however skillful the enchanter may be.
Break the teeth in their mouths, O God;
Lord, tear out the fangs of those lions!
Let them vanish like water that flows away;
when they draw the bow, let their arrows fall short.
May they be like a slug that melts away as it moves along,
like a stillborn child that never sees the sun.
Before your pots can feel the heat of the thorns—
whether they be green or dry—the wicked will be swept away.
The righteous will be glad when they are avenged,
when they dip their feet in the blood of the wicked.
Then people will say,
“Surely the righteous still are rewarded;
surely there is a God who judges the earth.”

Deus Vult, anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg

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Daily Reminder

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>>34270330
>tfw you will never reconquer the promised land in the name of Christendom
it'll happen one day, right?

>>34269587
Suicide vests. Beat the Muslims at their own game.

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>>34269587
>hey guis, what do you recommend for christian jihadis
Pic related.

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>>34269587
According to Filipinos: these.

Since rn, there are Filipino militias in their troubled south defending Christian communities (and their Muslim neighbors, actually) versus ISIS-aligned terrorists.

These people- farmers, market stall vendors, fishermen- are literally more crusader than a couple of white faggots in hoodies waving crusader flags.

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>>34270412
>white faggots in hoodies
What's wrong with hoodies?

>>34270412
>Assemble the army!

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>>34270412
they got a certain style about that i like

>>34270358
you really think this Pope would call for a Crusade to retake the Holy Lands? fuck no.

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Bring a little christmas joy to all the little boys and girls.

>>34269587
>these are the guys calling you a LARPagan

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5aXKprvjM

>>34269587
I've seen that flag around in rural Ohio what is it?

>I kinda want one its aesthetic as fuck

>Christian
>Jihad
Wew you're a retard, OP.

>>34269740
13th century helmet on 15th century armor!?

>>34272574
https://www.amazon.com/Templar-Knights-Battle-Flag-quarks/dp/B00FRSHSZU

>>34269587
naked
adam and eve were also naked.
you dont want to anger god do you?

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>>34269587
lmao this guys are memes
here's the real deal:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Rq7stLs8U
load out are garands, m1 carbines, m1919s, and some ak's taken from maoist bandits.

>>34270412
What are those rifles?

>>34272681
What's the one in the middle with a grip and a fuck huge barrel?
Some 'nade launcher?

>>34272715
yeah

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DEUS VULT! AVE MARIA!

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>>34272681

>not appreciating a patrician taste in firearms

I have a relative that is a member. He told me he once carried a '60 but now he uses a Galil

>>34272653
Many thanks

>Pope Francis will never call a crusade

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>>34270229
This thread is dildos.

>>34270888
>he thinks the pope speaks for all Christians, or even all Catholics for that matter

question:
how many of you all are protestant, but co-opting the catholic aesthetic
how many of you know you could join an order of knights RIGHT NOW?
how many of you know there are literal christian militias doing this shit RIGHT NOW without the LARP?

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this thread

>>34269587
>Christian Jihadis

that's not a thing

>>34272697
now time to identfy them video game sty;e
from left to right

M1A1
M1 carbime
AR18
boltaction rifle
mistery AK47 - stock looks wooden not lamnate - mag well is noched as opposed to dimpled
pumpaction shot gun
M60 in a tissue box
home made gun
???
shotgun
muzzle brake with a bi pod
M1A1
boltaction rifle
m1 garand
bolt action rifle
M16A1 - handguard shape - carrying handle type
???
M1 carbine
M1A1
???
empty stock
empty stock
M1 carbine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

All these fags saying jihad isnt the as crusade. Its gold. Literally the same thing in every way. You christfags just take turn being the terrorists of the world.

>>34274612
They are objecting to using the very explicitly Islam related word Jihad rather than Crusade. It's a linguistic thing.

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>>34272681
>ywn operate with WW2 weapons innajungle against mudslimes.

>>34269587
this is a progressive board get the fuck out

>>34269587
oh boy, european no guns

>>34272574
>>34272653

isn't that used by the actual Templar Knights drug cartel of Mexico?

>>34274612
>Moral relativism
No.