Using Hoppes as cologne?

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The autism here is so intense that it is deafening.

>>34262341
It's a kerosene based solvent. A bit strong and not entirely healthy.

Didn't some trip wear a fuckload of it on a date and end up tripping balls?

>>34262341
60% of the time it works every time

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>>34262362
>Responding seriously to this

Summer has just begun.

>>34262341
Well i did actually read a article that said women are attracted to "manly" smells such as gasoline and oil

I highly doubt its good for you tho, so i would not apply it to your skin

Mabey dab some on in the armpits of your shirt if you are hellbent on smelling like gun oil

>>34262378
>Well i did actually read a article that said women are attracted to "manly" smells such as gasoline and oil
That explains why car mechanics are mostly female.

Wait a second, they're not.

>>34262404
it would more likely explain how tyrones of both colors fuck your girlfriends in the gas station bathroom when they go to the repair shop to get work done because you're too much of a fag to do it

>>34262368
>muh summer muh summer wahhhhh

ohh cringe you're still here

kid maybe if you call everyone a summerfag its you who is the summerfag

>>34262409
t. Summerfag

>>34262409
>Implying rubbing gun oil on your body isn't something a teenager would do

Pretty sure OP is a summerfag. Are (you)?

I like to put some compline onto my hands so I can smell them as the day goes on.


I got into a compulsive habit of smelling the cosmoline on my sky's, just all around smelling the rifle, smelling is putting it lightly too, it really was more like huffing.

the best spots to smell are the butthole where the cleaning kit is, gaps between gas tube hand guard and stock, and the front of the magazine inlet cut.

>>34262417
>>34262422
ive been here coming on a decade and the muhsummerposters have and always will be the cringiest part of /k/, even more than the tryhard nerf threads.

>>34262425
meant cosmoline

>>34262427
Then you're oblivious. Or actually if you've been here a decade, which I have, maybe you're just a retarded fuck and it's a full moon.

>>34262341
I'd let you fuck my boipussy

>>34262408
> fucking in random gas station bathrooms

Find a girlfriend with some class, before you end up in some Hep C medication study.

>>34262425

I did the same thing but started tasting the cosmoline, which evolved into straight eating the cosmoline.

>>34262378
>>34262422
>gun oil
We're talking about the popular solvent,newfags, no one uses Hoppe's oil. Lurk moar.

>>34262450
t. Been here all Summer

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>>34262450

I do.

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>>34262341
has anyone bought the hoppe's 9 air freshener?

>>34262624
I will now

>>34262409
>kid
shouldn't you be at summer camp

>>34262341
Get a smoker, hickory smoke will get you pussy like no tomorrow

>>34263059
Dude I worked at a BBQ restaurant for 2 years and I hate the smell of hickory now. I smoke exclusively with oak and pecan.

>>34262341
Hoppes smells like shit, makes sense brain damaged neets like the smell and sniff it like glue.

>>34262624
>>34262813
where to buy?

>>34262409
Because it's the same person calling out obvious summerfags across the entire board. Tell me, you ever heard the term 'lurk moar' you tremendous faggot?

>>34262366
It stings the nostrils

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>>34262341
Any you wanna get high?

>>34263318
Lol

>>34262341
Old guy who hangs out at my range tells any woman who shows up to wear it as perfume if she wants to attract a REAL MAN

>>34262341
>>34262378

My boyfriend is an aircraft mechanic and when he comes home with a mix of sweat, the smell of the fabric in his uniform and whatever oil/grease he got on him that day, it really gets me going.

That said, using Hoppes as cologne is plain fucking autistic. What turns me on is to know that my man has been working, and not just slathering oil on himself to make me horny.

So why not just use actual cologne instead of being a complete sperglord and giving yourself cancer?

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>>34267526
Femanons do not exist so don't fucking rp, Mr. Faggot.