Bad News: You'll All be Dead By Monday

>>34262046

This shit? You're like that racist uncle that sends dumbass links to "news" articles that say Obama hates America. Even if he said it, he clearly just misspoke.

>>34262046
Depending on the figures used, 93 people a day is perfectly reasonable.

>>34262058
Could you possibly be any more of a Shareblue shill? McAuliffe is a fucking dumbass who let massively implausible things pass his lips without any filter in place to tell him not to do that. And as for "misspeaking", tell you what - I'll cut shitlib politicians exactly the same break for "misspeaking" that they gave to George W. Bush for the eight years of his presidency, or that they gave to Mitt Romney's innocuous "binders full of women" comment, or that they gave to Trump's harmless guy-talk "grab 'em by the pussy" comment. In other words, exactly fucking zero.

>>34262100
Do you get paid by the word?

>>34262061
Yes, 93 a day is a perfectly reasonable comment. Too bad Gov. McAuliffe was only off that reasonable figure by a factor of a million.

>>34262104
>Do you get paid by the word?
Sorry, I guess that was too complicated for you. Let's try something more suited to your intelligence level: u r dum - pleez go away

>>34262110
So?

>>34262142
Good point. To liberals, their numbers being off by a million percent is not any big deal.

Being off by a factor of a million is an obvious mistake/brain fart and not really noteworthy, so is this thread just for inane rambling and circlejerking about gun grabbers?
inb4 cuck shareblue etc

>>34262153
Shouldn't you be on Facebook, forwarding fake news or something?

>>34262160
People say "inb4" like that somehow invalidates all completely valid criticisms that people can level at you; like it was a magic incantation that makes it off limits to point out obvious flaws in what you're saying. It doesn't, and you really are an obvious fucking Shareblue shill.

>>34262196
You make it sound like calling someone a shareblue cuck shill or other /pol/ word of the day is valid criticism and not something that you just say to anyone disagreeing with you

>>34262196
You're retarded
>Inb4 criticizing the use of inb4 as an immunity to criticism.

>>34262162
>Projecting

>>34262058
even if he said it he didn't.
go fuck yourself kid.

>>34262160
did he correct himself immediately?

>>34262058
Rude

>>34262153
That'd be 100 million percent.

>>34262357
If the president doesn't need to then why should he?

>>34262357
No he didn't.

>>34262390
>>34262357
Yes he corrected himself a few minutes later. Gov. McAuliffe sucks but this is retarded

>>34262058

LMAO you dumb cuck.

It's an absolutely false statement.

There's no decimal shifting or time adjustment that males his claim accurate

>>34262058
Not correcting yourself after LITERALLY saying 93 MILLION people. Is worthy of being mocked.

>>34262046
good thing i am not an american XD

what the fuck i hate guns now

>>34263243
Unfortunately you're retarded enoug to believe that we actually kill more than a quarter of our whole country's population every day.

Are you seeing why you're retarded yet?

>>34262058
You shouldn't be fucking around on 4Chan, Mr. Governor. You have a state to "run".

>>34262902

He said it three times. I was listening. Then a journalist corrected him and he agreed.

>>34265015
are you autistic?

>>34262162
Who the fuck are you

>>34265015
>>34265035
I still don't know what's worse, being autistic or being retarded.

>>34262061
It's 93 if you consider suicide to be "gun violence". If you don't, it's closer to 35.

>>34265765
It's 35 if you consider ND's to be "gun violence". If you don't it's closer to 2.

93 dead is a tragedy.

93 million dead is a statistic.

>He later corrected himself to say “93 individuals” after being asked by another reporter on the first number he gave
Alright famalam

>>34265851
Kek

>>34265317
Who the fuck are you? You know the guy misspoke, he just fucked up his speech.

Plus, roughly 93 people die from guns every day, just from doing the math. That includes justified shootings, police shootings and suicides.

By making a big deal out of this you're A) Spreading this guy's message on gun control, and B) looking like a smug fucking idiot. You are literally joking about people dying and your facebook minion meme friends are gonna dislike you for it. You're doing a disservice.

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>>34262058

>>34265944
>having to tell them not to post on /po/.

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>>34265944

>Faggoty political moderates and race traitors on /k/ will see this and STILL believe there isn't a shill invasion.
>They'll just claim it's all /pol/ false flagging

>>34262927
This

>>34262927
>Trump's presidency, the post.

>>34262046
Save the clickbait news for >>>/pol/

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>>34262058
Assusing the stat libs like to point to of 30,000 gun deaths a year in the US is true, this genius was off by 1,131,500,00%. Not only am I questioning his qualifications to hold office, I'm wondering how he manages to not shit himself on a regular basis.

>>34267931
>Assusing the stat libs like to point to of 30,000 gun deaths a year in the US is true, this genius was off by 1,131,500,00%. Not only am I questioning his qualifications to hold office, I'm wondering how he manages to not shit himself on a regular basis.

Same shit as any high senior official. Aides and assistants handle everything. You should know by now the magic of government is delegating the work to other, and taking credit personally.

>>34267931
Ah look at that, I misspoke, I apologize, add a zero to that ha

>>34262046

Y'know the old joke about "How to tell if a politician is lying"..

Yeah, his lips were moving.

>>34268014
If that's the case some /b/ asshat got hired on and is doing some real life trolling

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>>34268082
>tripping to say this
Le upboat

>>34268014
Are you trying to tell me this person spouted that off based on a pre-written speech that he didn't even proofread? And didn't even notice what he said once it fell out of his face hole?

>>34267931
HE MAY JUST BE A DEGENERATE DIAPER FETISHIST.

>>34265317
a /pol/ concern troll, like at least 25% of this thread.
They've been pretty active lately

>>34265317
Your conscience, Anon.

It's been a long time since we spoke.

>>34262058
>using racist as a pejorative

>>34266083
>implying it's not /po/

>>34262061
Only 6,200 less than cars

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>>34262153
>shooting happens
>politician immediately fucks up a statistic by the largest margin possible to the public
>"what are you, /pol/? fake news"
The only "fake news" in this thread is you