242 Years of Defending the US and No Thread? Happy Birthday, Army!

>>34254382
Thank you for ensuring affordable petroleum and petroleum based products, Army!

>>34254394
>Saying shit like this
How's summer school so far, bud?

>>34254382
Oh hey good timing

Anybody own a decommissioned Humvee?I heard there are companies who buy them and refurbish them with basic creature comforts and sell them to the civilian market, I think it'd be super badass to have one for the winter months when I garage my fun car.

Thank you for shooting things, blowing things up, and generally being awesome Army

>>34254412
Just do what the guy did in M.A.S.H.

Take it apart piece by piece and mail them home in separate packages.

>>34254410
>implying I'm wrong

>>34254442
I'm not implying anything, I know you're wrong. Come back here when you're 18, underagefag.

>>34254450
They're protecting U.S. interests (i.e., oil), not U.S. safety, security, and liberty. Thank god for good little patsies like you.

>>34254478
Uh huh.

>>34254412
KT Performance has some models. This is their "Raw" package: >http://ktperformance.net/i-23902072-ava-complete-humvee-interior-kit-4-door-raw.html?gclid=CjwKEAjwvYPKBRCYr5GLgNCJ_jsSJABqwfw7IhYzwbjRYQZEbx4FgL2RmtLNE1jlCt53fpZDohlAohoCcw3w_wcB

>>34254493
Uncle Sam doesn't give a shit about you. You know this, right? You're nothing but a pawn being used to fulfill political ambitions from congressional fat cats with high aspirations and favors to be re-payed.

>>34254528
More edges than bismuth

>>34254548
>he doesn't know

>>34254429
I'm pretty sure the body isn't assembled in pieces. The only solution I can think of is cutting it apart, shipping it, then wielding it, but that'd look suspicious as fuck.

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>>34254521
Bookmarked, ty anon

>>34254412
http://www.govplanet.com/Humvees

>>34254382
>wake up expecting HPA to be heard on my birthday
>instead bernie supporter shoots up a baseball game

>>34254382

I take it you're one of those fags that joined the army, which has become your greatest accomplishment in life. Groe up you little nigger.

>>34254450
I'm sorry you wasted a significant portion of your life (including your prime physical years) in a zionist, anti-white, affirmative action practicing organization. The US Army hasn't fought in the interests of whites since the end of the Indian Wars. Simple as that.

>>34254740
Neat, also saved.

And holy fuck no wonder companies who flip these make so much money, they're dirt cheap.

>>34254410
He isn't wrong you retard.

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>>34254394
>>34256195

>>34256340
This is the face of someone discovering their place as a pawn in a rich politician's scheme to get richer and gain more power.

Congratulations. But hey, at least you'll always get those VA benefits... oh wait...