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GLOCK CANNOT REASSEMBLE 2017-06-13 02:55:32 Post No. 34240186
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GLOCK CANNOT REASSEMBLE 2017-06-13 02:55:32 Post No. 34240186
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE SLIDE ON MY GLOCK 19 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS NOW
I HAVEN'T LEFT MY HOUSE SINCE I CARRY IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. I TRIED EVERYTHING, WATCHED EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO AND IT JUST DOESN'T FUCKIGN WORK
SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME GODDAMMIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD. IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS FUCKING HARD.
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>>34240186
Explain yourself anon and stop being such a little bitch glocks are literally the leggo of the gun world just stick stuff together till it fits
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>>34240186
This has to be bait, and it has to be bad bait, because how can you fuck up assembling the slide of a Glock? I could understand if you pulled the guts out without the understanding to put them back together MAYBE, but the slide? It's literally idiot proof.
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Welcome to Glocktalk™. If you were looking for Cocktalk, I will be with you shortly. Otherwise, please state your problem in a clear voice, in one sentence.
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Post pics, you literal retard
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>>34240186
How does it feel to know that I read your post twice. On the second read through, I completely disassembled and reassembled my 1911 before I was done reading. Didn't even leave an idiot scratch on it either.
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>>34240186
Don't be so hard on yourself. Most Glock owners are just as retarded, spastic, and failure prone as yourself.
Take a deep breath, have mom bring you some more tendies, and then go get the 5 lb. single jack out in the garage; when mechanical things don't co-operate, you need to bend them to your will.
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>>34240372
Expectation.
>>34240186
Reality. It's almost poetic.
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>>34240687
HOLD ON
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>>34240186
Post pictures
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>>34240726
>How does it feel to know that I read your post twice.
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>>34243214
looks okay to me..
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>>34243214
mate what the fuck
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>>34243214
>baiting this poorly
You could at least say the right model pistol.
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>>34243214
Those are some bad-ass sites you got there.
sage
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>>34243214
Kek, thank you OP, I actually thought you were retarded at first
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>>34240186
You know what to do OP...
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>>34243214
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>>34240186
God damn it Ian, shake the mud out first. For fucks sake.
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>>34243214
Oh thank God, for a second there I thought you were actually retarded.
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>>34243214
Thanks for the laugh famila
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