Canadian invasion

>>34238808
Just have non white soldiers attack. The Canadians wouldn't dare defend.

Declare war but don't fight, let them kill you. Then you win.

You would roll us no problem, friend. You can have our land though eh. Sorry.

/k/anada here, bring FALs and AK variants plz

>>34238954
Go to bed Kevin.

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Don't know why we haven't already honestly

>>34239884
ok, trade you for some SVTs

>>34239921
Sure thing buddy, we got lots. I have 3 myself

>>34238808
I dunno does Canada even have any hardened targets or bunkers. Guess we could just decapitate your leadership then occuby your oil sands as we wait for all the chinks and poojeets to get tickets back home

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Blitz across Canada. It would be so fast and bloody.
Mostly for them.

>>34238808
Control the #1, control the railway, st. Lawrence port, Vancouver port. All major airports. Oil sands. Power stations. Let leadership stay in power to reduce resistance. Don't destroy infrastructure. Disarm police, disarm military.

>>34238808
Why in the fuck would we invade China?

>>34240158
Timeframe?

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>>34238808
>Be burger
>Join invasion force
>Finally drive north, across the border
>Everyone instantly gets aids for some reason
>Signs are all in French, and everyone gets lost
>End up in the middle of a pride parade
>Abrams is heavily damaged, after having to run over so many Chinese drivers
>Low on gas
>Check post carbon tax fuel prices
>FUCK
>Abandon all vehicles
>Trek north
>Finally make it to buttfucktituk
>-40 windchill
>Entertain yourselves by throwing ice at polar bears, until you slip and fall on a clubbed seal carcass
>Stare up at the sky, wondering what went wrong until a sole native man walks up, and takes your wallet for beer money

Nothin personelle kid

>>34240359
10/10

>>34238808
Considering 75% of thier population is within 100 miles of the US Border, just take the cities and hope Alberta and the like come willingly. Administer them like the south in the Civil War until they just get used to the situation.

>>34240168

Ha, i like what you did there

>>34240892

>and hope Alberta and the like come willingly

We'd join you willingly for 2nd Amendment rights alone...

...which would immediately be used to line all of these NDP fuckwads up against the nearest wall.

>>34238808>>34238808
>Also, what weapons would you use?

leafblower with tactical rail system and high capacity gas tanks

>>34239910
We tried once. They burned the White House.

>>34241261
I wouldn't mind seeing DC on fire these days.
Its not like trump is actually doing anything these days but jerking himself over health care anyhow

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>>34241261
Ross' army was composed of Napoleonic War vets straight from Spain. There were no Canadians.

>>34238808

Probably the same as last time.

The white house gets burned down.

>>34240359
i know this was posted as a joke, but i'm sure these ole boys know a thing or two about operating in the arctic.

>invade in summer
>get eaten alive by deer flies and mentally raped by heat while based /k/anucks pick you off from a distance with SKS

>invade in winter
>too fucking cold to do anything
>/k/anucks target your supply lines and leave you cut off from supplies then pick you off

canuck win every time

>>34243598
Just invade in Spring or Autumn.

>>34243696
>invade in spring
>drown in torrential rain downpour
>get Lyme disease from tick infestations

>invade in autumn
>get raped by horny whitetail bucks
>get stomped by hyper aggressive bull moose
>get chewed by hungry grizzly bears

The ride never ends folks

>>34240892
>Administer them like the south in the Civil War until they just get used to the situation.
So in 150 ish years Canadians will commit 50%of the violent crimes and mostly be on welfare?

>>34244138
just their niggers?

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>>34238808

>>34238849
>>34239374
>>34238954
>tfw /pol/ was so butthurt about pic related that it turned hating Canada into a meme that noone can fucking drop

>>34240980
>thinking an occupying force is going to let the country they annex have guns
>thinking that you're going to then use said guns to start executing people because "muh feefees don't like their politics"
Not that I'm against you trying, killing collaborators would be even more fun than blowing up occupying troops.

As for the main topic... Canada is a fucking fully modernized western nation, if some fucking terrorists in the middle east can wreck shit up with insurgency tactics, what do you think's going to happen when people start strapping bombs to their little drones and other crazy shit?

>>34238808
why the fuck would we want more limp wristed faggots on the dole? fuck canadia.
thx for the shale and timber tho.

>>34242122

there was a unit of militia IIRC but they didnt participate in the burning

>>34244690
Why are people mad about this get?
I am really glad it wasnt a random retarded /pol/post

>>34244764

besides the 1 on topic thread everyone else on /pol/ is there to shitpost or troll another troll

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>>34240359
M Y S I D E S

>>34240996
Underrated

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>>34240359
Sounds about right

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>>34238808
Even though things would actually improve for the Canadians if we invaded them, they have a superiority complex the size of the sun so I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to fight back. Expect lots of resistance movements.

>>34246769
Not if they vote to be annexed.

>>34246769
>Canada would improve if America invaded them
Yeah, yeah. America isn't a total clusterfuck or anything.

>inb4 we'll give you all the rights you don't have!
And take away some that we do, that YOU don't have. And only an idiot thinks that they'd conquer us and then give us the 2nd Amendment. Since rebels would turn around and use it against them.

>>34246951
>thinking it realistic that Canada would vote to join the US

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>>34238808
First step of the invasion we need to make sure to capture and control the vital Maple Syrup fields, and all the Tim Hortons

>>34240218
Hell, if they had the element of surprise and good funding for airdrops etc. I don't see why it couldn't be done in a day (most important shit is right near the border anyways). Then you just amass forces in preparation to meet with known centres of arms/military vehicles (ie. Bases and stockpiles) over the course of a week. Get the Prime Minister to issue a declaration of surrender and drop pictures of him smiling and shaking TRUMP's hand in areas of resistance/military presence

The main trick would be having everything business as usual for the population. Then it'd just be some shit on the news and not something they'd feel super obliged to do anything about

>>34241261
Only after we burned down York, what would be Canada's biggest city Toronto today.

Funny how they always leave that part out.

>>34244690
Nice resolution faggot.
>>34244764
Piss off Mormon.

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>>34247393
>And take away some that we do, that YOU don't have
Haha, that's a good one.

Can you guys annex Bongland while you're at it?

Offer to teach them how to make bagel dogs.

>>34252091
Why the fuck would we want your shitty healthcare and anti-union system

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>>34238808
Amerifats love to piss on Canada, usually with the same tired, try-hard Trudeau jokes, but honestly Canada is the superior country; everybody is white, Christian and friendly, especially in the west. The nature is gorgeous. Crime is lower. The Human Development Index score is better. People are happier. Canada is basically what America should have been. I'm 100% sure most of the Canada hate is born out of subconscious jealously.

>>34252588
I'm close to being jealous but the 5 round mag thing is over the line for me

Also chink immigrants lol

>>34252588
You're being invaded by China don't lie to us leaf.

>>34241261
lol no they didnt

canadians are so fucking cute when they puff their chests out and claim to be apart of that

>>34252588
you are inherently cucky though

nobody is jealous of you once they see how you are basically half rate bongs in the snow

>>34252588
>Canada is basically what America should have been

all of my this

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>>34252546
>right to other people's shit
Fuckin' hell, you people call that a right?

>>34252588
But at what cost? You don't have freedom of speech and you don't have the right to bear arms, and now the government is deciding that you should bear the responsibility of muslim refugees.

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>>34238808
>Turn America into a white ethnostate
>National Socialist government with free speech and guns for citizens
>Fascist Imperium for non citizens/foreign powers
>Booming economy, land and guns for everyone
>Trudeau continues to kill the Canadian economy
>Canada wants in, separatist movement gains traction
>US invades "War of the Flowers" style
>Partner with the Frenchies when rolling into Quebec
>Tell Quebecers they have five years to speak fluent English or they're all getting removed to France
>France, desperate for white people, gladly accepts
>Every year, the Empire of America sends it's best hockey players to the North pole to have a friendly game with the ruskies, celebrated with vodka and maple syrup
>all the nonwhites kicked out of former Canada
>Chinks get sent back unceremoniously, Africans too
>Improved relations with Russia lead to US/Ruso alliance
>Promise not to intervene or sell weapons to beaners in the Invasion of Mexico+Central America
>Chinks send aid, new cold war between US/Rus and China+it's allies(likely India)
>Weaponry/Technology boom from cold war leads to neo space race
>Central America taken, Empire of America covers all of North America down to the Panama/Columbia border
>Hot war erupts in Europe and Asia
>America sends troops to help gunless Euros eradicate the non white hordes
>Russia nukes and blitz through China
>India nuked, becomes one giant loo
>Peace resumes
>All is good
>American Empire operators sent to Mars to fight the ayys

It all starts with Canada. Leafs, just join us already.

>>34240359
lost it.

>>34244690
Damn snow Mexicans

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>>34238808
>Start sending large military units to cross train in cold, Canadian Arctic warfare and survival
>Do that for about Ten years until you have "veterans" used to the Canadian cold
>Those guys in long enough are now your NCOs to lead the newer, younger guys
>Drop airborne units in to secure all major government centers, with lists of VIPs to capture
>blockade all ports, put boots on the ground on all airfields
>block exits to all major city centers
>Install military governors for districts, using existing elected politicians
>Order all non-whites to vacate, offer up incentives for self reporting to military centers to be "deported" to appropriate country
>after a few months, just put a bounty on the heads of all non-whites
>lebensraum for all American soldiers who engaged in Operation Rake

>>34240055
90% of all Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. Without the support of the other 90% the remaining 10% would soon follow, or is so off the grid they could care less about who runs the government.

If we invaded in April, we could be done in a month
>inb4 "famous last words"

>>34240359
>buttfucktituk
KEK

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>>34254551
Once we get warbots is there a reason we shouldn't conquer the whole world? Occupation at that points becomes a matter of economics rather than morale, and you can church out kill-drones a heck of a lot faster than you can birth new soldiers.

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>>34256167
I'm all for it dude, although personally I'd just have some scientists cook up and ethno-virus myself. With the poor hygiene conditions, we could just sit back and drone strike any quarantiners trying to contain it. Cheapest war with the biggest K/D ratio ever.

>>34238808
>small shitty military
>shitty political options and government
>most of the population dosent own a firearm
>everything to the west and the north is practically useless and no one lives there.
>French

Why even do it?

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>>34256487
because we can

>>34256543

It's a waste of energy, time, money, food, etc. It's a useless shitty country with a dumb population, it makes no economic sense.

>>34253225
> right to not die from easily preventable illness just because the health insurance industry wants to squeeze some more money out of people
Yeah, I'd call that a right.

> You don't have freedom of speech
Americans don't either. In the US you're legally prohibited from saying bad thing about particular industries and businesses. And in the US corporations are people and money is speech, so your right to free speech is basically dependent on how much money you have. More money, more speech. No money, no speech.

>>34256575
but think of the lebensraum, and the arctic exploration, and the maps with a fuck huge USA

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>>34256621
>In the US you're legally prohibited from saying bad thing about particular industries and businesses
No, you're not.

>>34256575
> It's a useless shitty country
It has natural resources that we can harvest.
> with a dumb population
So? Just kill them. We'd be doing the world a favor.

>>34256707
Ag-gag laws and anti-whistleblower laws are a thing in the US. Want to call out industry for doing something illegal? Too bad, you can't.

gonna burn down that white house again

>>34256712
> We have freedom and you don't!
> We'll give you freedom by killing you!
Such a compelling argument, it's a wonder anyone resists US occupation.

>>34252588
>everybody is white, Christian and frienfly

Lmao sure

>>34256724
> US law protects businesses and working people from envirofaggot slander
> this is somehow a bad thing
Better that than your shitty hate speech laws that exist solely to protect mudslimes and their precious feefees from any criticism of them or their pedo prophet.

>>34252091
The true ones always are. Enjoy waiting for your long guns and paying for healthcare etc etc.

>>34238808
>How would the US go about annexing Canada?
political marriage with russia, then invade.

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>>34257385
>taking other people's shit is a right in canada
My sides...

>>34244690
Well before this even Canadians were shitposting at levels never seen before, this just cemented it is all.

>>34258024
> taking other people's shit
It's paid for with taxes, so it isn't "taking other people's shit" any more than when you drive around on a road or use any public utility.

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>>34258242
Are roads a right in Canada?

>>34252588
I'm 20 minutes away from fernie, nice place except the shit roads, full of hippies and Aussies though.

>>34258264
Technically yes. The Charter of Rights and Freedoms guarantees Canadians the right to move about freely within the country, meaning that Canadians do have a legally protected right to use the roads in Canada.

>>34252690
sure we are, just keep telling yourself that. Please believe it and stay the fuck down in your own "paradise".

>>34258264
Wow, you nobs and your "rights". What a sad bunch your really are. Its ok, we still like you.

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>>34258264

>>34258665
Oh, okay.

>>34259033
>hating rights
Don't be a pleb

>>34252588
>everybody is white
>Chinese in the East, Koreans & Indians in the Prairies
I believe you are full of shit, loads of Koreans where I'm at, and did you forget that natives exist.
Walk around Brandon and tell me it's 100% white.

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Those leaves won't stand a chance.

>>34262042
>56.00$

>>34252088
>Nice resolution faggot.
You should try opening the image in a new tab, before commenting.

>>34258047
First of all, you can't shitpost on /pol/, that's where the shitposting comes from. And secondly, noone cares about what goes on there anyway. Canadians could slather the place in cheese pizza and it shouldn't reflect on Canadians posting on /k/, but /pol/tards don't get that.

>>34252091
Daily Reminder that Canadians may not have property rights, but we still don't have to deal with shit like Civil Forfeiture. Literally the only shit you have better is the 2nd Amendment, and considering how you act like complete retards about it (like most things), it's kinda wasted.

>>34254551
>national socialist
>with free speech
pick one dumbass

>>34262535
>the only shit you have better is the 2nd amendment.
How about the first one? It is literally a federal crime to misgender someone in Canada.

>>34252588
>everybody is white, Christian
I take you've never been to Hongcouver or Nova Scotia aka New Lebanon. I mean yeah, Lebanon is mostly Christian and they make a mean lamb kebab, but still, not an overwhelming majority of white. Plus you've all the Chinese in Toronto, natives fucking errywhere, and Sikhs for days.

>>34262535
It's true that we have no property rights. And that makes it easier for the State to subject us to civil forfeiture, which we DO have to deal with.

http://web2.gov.mb.ca/laws/statutes/ccsm/c306e.php

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/The-long-reach-of-the-law-246578531.html

http://www.winnipegsun.com/g00/2013/04/04/manitoba-justice-has-seized-45-million-of-property-allegedly-tied-to-criminal-acts-since-2010?i10c.referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F

>>34262701
First of all, Civil Forfeiture in the US doesn't require you to be convicted like it does in Canada, nor does it require evidence that the things being seized were involved in, or proceeds of, a crime.

Secondly, you're proving another point about why Canada would be shittier with American laws and such, since what Manitoba is doing is not what the rest of the country lives by, and is the kind of bullshit that would be dialed up to 11 if every crackpot Provincial MLA got to start making laws that affected everyone living there.

>>34262598
>misgender
You drank to much of of that kool-aid from the namefag and that Peterson guy, if you think we're being oppressed or our freedom taken away with that kind of nonsense. And I always love how the "freedom of speech" angle comes down to defending bigotry, way to lose your own argument from the start.

>>34262777
Remember: if you call them bigots, you win.

>>34262777
>First of all, Civil Forfeiture in the US doesn't require you to be convicted

nor does it in Canada. Emphasis mine, from the second source provided in >>34262701

>In a criminal matter, the prosecution must prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt. In civil court, the test involves a balance of probabilities. That’s why, in the vast majority of civil forfeiture cases, people are RARELY CONVICTED of a related crime before the government steps in and takes their stuff.

>Two years ago, Manitoba tweaked its rules, allowing it to bypass a courtroom and speedily seize assets tainted by crime as long as the asset is worth less than $75,000. That process is called administrative forfeiture, and it has raised some eyebrows.

Also from that same article:

>British Columbia has used its forfeiture laws the most aggressively, gleaning $41 million in assets so far. But that province is now facing criticism the law’s reach is too wide and the process has become a cash cow. B.C.’s ombudsman as well as the B.C. Civil Liberties Association have raised concerns.

This kind of stuff happens in BC and MB; BC and MB are part of Canada. Therefore Canadians are subjected to civil forfeiture laws similar to in the USA no matter what >>34262535 says.