Come. It's time you confess your /k/ sins.
>I tried drunkenly shooting off a round for New Years but I accidentally put the round in backwards.
My battle rifuu is a hi point carbine that I've spent hours polishing and supping up. I unironically trust it and handle it better than any ar or ak I've handled
I just traded a 590 and sporterized mosin nagant for a gen 1 sub 2k in .40 and a marlin .17 hmr rifle with a pretty nice scope. I really just wanted a sub 2k, i dunno why but I'm happy. I realized I don't want to learn to shoot shotguns.
>>34238635
When I was 19 I used engine enamel to refinish a Mauser I own. It looks like shit now.
>>34238772
Pics anon?
>>34238772
>>34238635
I toe fuck my own butt in synchronization with me racking my slide repeatedly.
I unironically like gun chambered in .40
>>34238635
>I trade guns in before I ever shoot them
>Just to repeat the same process
I haven't shot a gun in years.
I bought my first gun at 43 years old.
I'm 43 years old and still on 4chan.
>>34238635
I chewed on uranite ore as a kid.
I bought an AR without fully understanding how to operate/clean/maintain it.
I have since learned the error of my ways.
>>34239392
That's not even bad. It's just making sure you own one first before a potential ban. At least you learned appropriate skills after.
Before I got into guns, I turned in a gun that my grandfather gave me to a gun buyback program. I got a $75 gift Visa gift card for his 60s Colt Python
>>34239463
this wins the thread.
I really like fuddy durr rifles more than ARs and other tactical stuff. Dont think any guns should be banned or anything. Just like the look of them.
>>34239543
Nothing wrong with that senpai
>>34238635
filthy American government uses directed energy weapons on the American people
>>34238635
How is that a confession. I drunkenly shoot all the time. As an alchy it's part and parcel.
Even when I was showing off my CZ82 and Star Model B to a potential buyer, fucking up the 9x18 and 9x19 when packing them up, I had the presence of mind to let them be until morning and I could remove the chambered round.
I have tons of pistols yet I don't own an AR, and it seems like its almost a requirement to own one at this point, considering the versatility and price.
The only rifle I have is an SKS and I never feel compelled to get an AR. I don't plan on being tacticool, doing lots of drills, or prepping for anything.
I talk to my favorite gun like it can hear me with the hope that one day it will show itself as a geist. One day when I was sick and kinda out of it, I cuddled with it under the covers and rubbed my dick on it. I haven't found myself a gf because I don't want to make it jealous in case it does turn out to be a geist.
I'm in too deep guys.
I have no idea how shotgun chokes work or where they go
Bought gun drunk, shot gun drunk. I'm an alcoholic currently in the middle of a relapse :/ hold me k
I unintentionally poached a deer
>middle of the night
>cleaning AR-15 after some range time with my friend from work
> had too many jack and cokes with him killing time
>hear a noise on the porch
>"wtf was that anon"
>"rack'em and lets find out"
>kick open front door like 1 deer/ 3 doe in front yard hitting the squirrel feeder
>just hip fire everything in the front yard
>keep drinking and black out as friend skins a deer
Been worse.
>>34239463
No way, you didn't do that man, quit playin'...
>>34239834
I was 19 and needed weed money because I wanted to get high with a girl and fuck her. She smoked my weed but never fucked me.
;_;
>>34239463
holyshit anon. Rip
>>34238635
Forgive me father, for i have sinned.
Today i pulled out my dad's Great Grandpa's 1894 Winchester in 30-30 out of my safe. It had rust ALL over the barrel.
Please forgive me, father.
>>34238635
I'm Muslim. Albanian Muslim, so it's sort of Muslim-Lite.
Unleash your hate....
>>34238635
I bought my younger brother a shotgun via straw purchase.
Granted it's a single shot and he's been responsible with it, but I still needed to get it off my chest.
>>34238772
I'm gonna need to see that shit
>>34240835
as long as you still want to skullfuck ISIS we're cool with you here
>>34241654
ISIS/ISIL/Al Queda/Taliban/anyone who wants to use faith to kill/anyone who wants to force one religion over another/anyone who claims superiority over another person in any form/ and more...
I'm white as white, born in America, but hide my faith just because I don't really want to get into it with people who generalize.
>>34239463
Nobody is this goddamned retarded
>>34238779
>>34238799
>>34241627
I guess it isn't THAT bad, but I wish I hadn't.
>be 12
>squirrel hunting with my dad
>walking behind him
>see squirrel on tree, get tunnel vision
>aim and fire at it
>realize that the back of my dad's head was probably 5 feet to the left of where my shot went
>get cussed out
pic related
I've never fired a gun in my life. But I like military surplus rifles from WW1-2 and LOVE stuff like C&Rsenal or Forgotten Weapons. Top comfy.
I think I'm gay
>>34238635
I just masturbated to some Argonian porn because my new girlfriend won't put out. Feel really gross and degenerate.
>>34242065
link?
It's been over a year since I've been to the range and just slightly less since I've fired any of my guns. I have 1 I have yet to fire at all and I've also sold 3 others in the meantime.
>>34242078
Too lazy to get the address. Just search "cavafly01". It'll bring up e621 and pornhub.
I feel hollow, tired, and gross. I should have put the moves on her but I'm a pussy. Now I'm back to jacking to furry shit.
I constantly fantasize about operating armed with cowboy LARP tier weapons
I haven't fired a weapon in over two months.
I'm genuinely considering using my AR15 to kill myself.
Pic Relate
>>34241842
It look nice anon, kind of like a cerakote
I secretly like the NFA because sawnoffs and full auto wouldn't be even a quarter as cool if everyone had one.
>>34238875
Was it a Glock 43 too?
>>34239587
Are you talking about Judy Wood, got any actual evidence?
>>34239887
Then you should've kept the Python and used it to rob a liquor store like a real man. What weed dealer do you know that accepts visa gift cards anyways??
>>34239463
You're just playing right?
>>34241842
Looks really nice
>>34241615
If he's not a felon, you can say it was a gift purchase, which is legal
>>34241842
Looks fine desu anon.
>>34241842
That's really not that bad. You have me worried for a moment.
>>34242220
Don't kill yourself.
Now quit being a faggot and take a walk.
Enjoy the weather.
Pet a dog.
>>34241722
Whoa, white people assimilating in a white country? What a concept.
>>34242065
>Argonian porn
Yes.
>>34238635
The first shot I ever fired was an ND.
>>34238635
I'm a poorfag that only owns three guns and I've only shot one and that was back in 2014.
I dont understand tacticool shit and it just strikes me as incredible edgy.
>>34242220
World is your oyster blah blah
get a dog, john wick
I have literally no firearms, and also have never even been shooting, mostly because my parents hate guns and would probably kick me out if I brought one into their house, even my interest in guns upsets them. I do plan to move soon, for the above reasons, and also because my mother is abusive and manipulative.
I also have always wanted to join the military, but I have too many issues, both physically and mentally and I doubt I'd ever make it.
I unironically used to say "What do you even need 30 rounds in an AR15 for?"
>>34239807
>keep drinking and black out as friend skins a deer
KEK
>>34245544
Ayy double dubs
>>34245524
Before you live you could atleast have some revenge by bringing a gun over to the house and scare the crap out of them with it and then head over to your new house.
>>34245525
Well anon, whats the answer?
>>34245565
Eh, probably a bad idea, I'd be too tempted to shoot my mother, and I don't really wanna go to jail for that old bitch, she's not worth it
>>34245588
For fun.
And for when the dindus come flooding out of the city searching for food after the collapse
I once shot a rabbit in the face with a carrot through a .410
It didn'the kill it immediately and I didn't have anymore carrots
>>34242181
Thanks for making me bust a nut during my lunch break asshole. Now Im just as empty
>>34238635
I'm no guns and have been my entire life, because I live in Massachusetts.
I've browsed /k/ 8 years and have argued what guns are good and what guns are shit despite only having fired my first gun last November.
I unironically believed in stopping power until last November, too.
I also thought .50 AE = .50 BMG until a year or two ago.
>>34239543
You're a disgusting piece of shit.
>>34238635
>I play with my funs daily and leave the mag loaded because i like the weight but keep the chamber empty
>I wait a week at a time between cleaning funs and even longer to clean the barrels
>I've never stripped and cleaned my BHP or tokarev
>Sometimes I check to see if a gun is loaded on my land by pulling the trigger toward a random hill
>I shoot steel gongs with handgun calibers without safety glasses starting at 25 feet
>I started to take the safety out of my tokarev to replace it with an insert but lost the retaining clip and haven't shot it since
>I drink every time I shoot
>I hunt/shoot under the influence of hallucinogens
>I like to kill things just to see how they react to shot placement and caliber. If I had unlimited ballistic gel torsos I'd probably never hunt again.
>I like glocks
I'm going to be a fun dad
>>34244768
>>34245186
>>34245311
>>34245291
Thanks. I only did parts of the rifle, but if it looks that decent, I think I'll do the rest of the rifle for uniformity's sake...even though it's a bubba move, I'm just finishing a dumb job I started as a teenager when I didn't know better.
In a way, it just looks like a nicer version of the finish on English No.4 rifles of WWII.
>>34245763
Fuck. Wrong post
>>34241912
Hi most of /k/, how's it going?
>>34244824
You're a faggot
>>34242220
Watch some Jordan B. Peterson famalam.
>>34242065
Good taste at least. Worse ways to start the downward spiral.
>>34239807
tf none ya neighbors called the cops after the sounds of Baghdad emanated from your front yard? what state?
>>34238877
You wanted superpowers, didn't you?
>>34240835
>>34241722
You are part of the problem.
>>34240835
As long as you don't want to blow my Christian ass with explosives or try to impose Sharia law in my neighborhood I have no beef with you.
>>34247391
what if he helps and contributed financially to the people that are actually trying to do that?
>>34247405
That fits on one of those scenarios.
Muslims, if any of you give money to ISIS, stop giving money to ISIS, pretty please, or else, I won't like you anymore.
>>34244824
alex pls go
>>34238635
I bought a khyber pass thinking it was a real enfield.
>>34247720
pics? And in some cases that could be just as good, hell maybe even better than a real Enfield
>>34239463
You'd better be fucking with us you collosal nigger