Does /k/ keep a close shave for when SHTF and you need to wear

i keep a close shave cos i do everything i can to look like a qt effeminate anime boi

I shave my boipucci every day for maximum cuteboy appeal.

>>34232506
pics?

i too shave my boipucci

I keep a close shave because my asian genetics do not allow me to grow a beard

>>34232765
Replace Asian genetics with low test, and that's me!

>>34232511
how do you get that symbol next to your name?

>>34233268
by sucking lots of dick

>>34232765
same. i can only grow something like a fu man chu beard and it would take years and years

>>34231949
I have a DE razor like pic related, growing it all out.

Going to need to use a beard trimmer to keep it short enough to prevent anyone from grabbing it in a fight. Same with hair, if you can get a good thumb-less grip on your own hair it is too long.

>>34232500
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>>34233268
you type since4pass into the options field
protip: if you post here often, 4chan pass is worth every penny

I too shave my boipucci

>>34234304
>protip: if you post here often enough to need a 4chan pass it's time to go outside

I keep a close shave because I have a job. Feathers are pretty good if you have a thick beard.

>>34234304

>>34234304
pro tip: GET A JOB!!

If there is some kind of NBC attack you most likely would need a full suit, and that's even if you have advanced notice. You're probably fucked on the slim chance it happens. So I guess you don't need to worry about shaving. Just look at all the bearded dudes fighting in Syria, Ukraine, etc.

>>34235557
Don't worry about gas mask, just get a 3m respirator rated for chemicals and some goggles. You're pretty fucked if it's anything nuclear or biological.

>>34235391
>>34235483
I am at work. I have plenty of chances to dink around throughout the day since I'm within 10 feet of my computer 95% of the day.
captcha is really annoying, but tolerable, and worth the 20/year to avoid it altogether in my case

>>34236359
You're a bad employee

>>34231949
> shave

OP, you need to pluck out each hair with a pair of tweezers for the optimum seal

>>34236392
Well, it'd be a bad business move to fire myself. If there's downtime, I'm not going to just sit there bored.
There's days when I get to blow through half of DOOM on my pc & ultraHD screen here, and there's days like today where I didn't even get a chance at lunch until 3pm, and there's a couple months out of the year where I work 12+hr days, no weekends.

>>34231949
I use these every time I shave, feather blades are pretty sweet, very inexpensive and easy to stockpile