I fucked up

Congratulations dipshit.

Why did you do that?

The HK loading procedure only works on genuine Heckler and Koch firearms. You, sir, have a knockoff.

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>>34228918

Find something you can put down the barrel that will hit the rim and not the primer and tape it out.

Also, how?

>>34228918
Use a cleaning rod from the muzzle end and GENTLY tap it out.

>>34228930
I didn't think it'd get stuck

>>34228918
get a wooden dowel that is just slightly smaller than the diameter of the barrel and tap it out from the muzzle. an sharpened pencil might work

>>34228918
>Canik
>Supporting a pedophile rapist worshiper company
Take a cleaning rod and ram it down the barrel, and then kill yourself with it.

Take a cleaning rod and slam it really hard down the barrel. Make sure it's centered in the barrel though

>>34228949
lol, i was being serious and meant to say "un-sharpened pencil"

>>34228940
I loaded the mag like HK and decided to let the slide fly

>>34228952
/thread

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>>34228961

>>34228952
Will a screw driver work

>>34228978
Phillips head will work. Flathead will be too wide

>>34228948
>puts the wider end of an object into a hole where the smaller end goes
>didn't think it would get stuck
>from the pressure of the slide going forward no less

Sell your guns. You're an idiot.

>>34228918
Haha, what the fuck, why man? I guess you'll have to knock it out from the muzzle... though that sounds unpleasant as hell with a live round.

>>34228918
throw it in the garbage where it belongs

>>34228918

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>34228950
This.

>>34228989
Should I just mortar it

>>34228978
As >>34228989 said, phillips head.

>>34228949
This

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>>34228918
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>>34228995
You are a wise man.

>>34229030
you lied to me 4chan instead of beautiful crystals i made chlorine gas!

we're being trolled by a summerfag but for reference :
http://imgur.com/TiTdMjP

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>>34228948
Toddlers figured that game out...

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Use a cleaning rod to clear the jam.

Then, reload and chamber a round. put the muzzle in your mouth and pull the trigger, because you bought Turkshit and should kill yourself for it.

>>34228918
hang yerself.

>>34228918
Don't hammer it out, use pliers to pull it out or use something corrosive on brass.

>>34228989
>Phillips head will work.
this. or an ice pick.
but it is important you slam it down hard straight into the center of the barrel.
otherwise you'll just wedge it in harder

>>34229424
Fuck you double nigger

>if I fire bullet backwards I can kill self
;^)

>>34228989
That plus a hammer, make sure to hammer real hard

>>34228918

Stick a screwdriver down the barrel and then take a hammer and hit it into the primer.

That'll get it out.

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Holy fuck OP

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>>34228918

No Compromise

>>34230277
Don't listen to anyone else, this guy is on the right track. Make sure the handle of the screwdriver is braced against a table or something, and then be sure to stand over the gun so your full body weight gets the round out without creating torque on the barrel

>>34228918
That's weird. I just tried this with my p30 and it fired the whole magazine no problem.