THE NAVY OF K WANTS YOU

>>34228404
Theres one active /k/ ship that some /k/anadian bought which was a small cargo ship or ferrying boat. I don't know what ever happen to that anon or if he even was allowing strangers to come on his boat.

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>>34228631

that is cool, he could join our nation, but the idea was to get a whole fleet of ships eventually . To start it would take a few million dollars, but with a few hundred committed people, it comes out to a few thousand a piece.

who /lifeaquatic/ here?

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>>34228734

Ive lived on boats for years (military) looking at getting out, which leaves an opportunity to make money and keep living onnaboat

>>34228404
Can we have a LCC? :^)

>>34228846
Eventually the plan is to have a whole series of boats that can provide both logistics and military roles for hire

>>34228631
>>34228682
He ran off after spending some time talking about what could be considered basically being a pirate. He came back later and said the Canadian police came to him because of allegations of conspiracy to commit illegal maritime activities.

Moral of the story, don't openly joke about being a pirate while attempting to actually recruit a volunteer crew for a real ship.

>>34228768
What options are you looking at? I've always wanted to crew on smaller boats to pay for passage.

>>34228963

Obviously, there would not be piracy involved, but i am familiar with international law so i think that we can avoid being in trouble against the constabulary roles of the Canadians and the like.

>>34228986

at this point, it is still in the formative stage, but having some insight to the logistics side of vessels, we could make quite alot of money by transporting goods. there is more profit to be had going into dangerous waters, but things like bunker fuel, cargo, and grain could be an option. also having a protective force of people getting passage would cut down on the cost. at this point, all jobs are in need as would be donations if this goes anywhere.

>>34229051
>Obviously, there would not be piracy

Agreed. Just pointing out that the last endeavor failed because the "Captain" joked about being Mercenaries for hire and basically pirates. Don't do that and you're stay ahead of his failures.

>>34228986

at first, paychecks would not be large, as we would need to recoup the cost of vessels, but after several runs, we could make millions per trip for the right buyers and the right cargo

>>34229068

Mercenary work would be an option, especially with increasing piracy around africa. we could have people who just cleared shipping lanes of pirates for a small fee. Assisting in freedom of navigation and establishing a valuable and lucrative service for major companies

some of us could also operate mobile armories STALKER style either buying and selling or stocking weapons outside the national waters of any country. as far as i am aware , this is not illegal at all

>>34229165

The main incentive for all of this would be to have a /k/ island that can only be reached by boat specifically our boats, and we would have maritime defenses set up to prevent invaders and pirates

>>34229081
>>34229051
You're a couple of crazy bastards but if you get this shit of the ground I'd join in a heartbeat. What do you plan on arming yourselves with?

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>>34228631
He got party v&'d

Pic related, the ensign of the /k/navy

>>34229246
>>34229246

in international waters, there really arent any rules aside from general environmental things people care about, so we could find an island in the middle of the sea that nobody has claimed and start churning out full autos or any other type of gun we wanted. we could arm all of our ships with whatever we wanted.

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with skilled welders and the like, we could eventually arm some of our larger ships with large calibre cannons

>>34228404
Is anyone on here a Merchant Mariner? If they went to the academy, they could pilot XBOX HUEG ships.

>>34229303
Shit's cool. Go full motherbase mode.

Sounds like a pretty good time, where do I sign up?

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>tfw

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>>34229435

still gauging interest at this time, does anybody know where to get large amounts of money from not the mafia to start a business?

>>34229506
a bank?

we innaocean now

Say this were to take off, with the island and fleet of ships and everything.

Am I correct in thinking that we could buy military grade weapons from various established companies or would we have to buy from places like China?

>>34229506
maybe a maritime security group?

>>34228404
Count me in. New Jersey and army anon here.
Is there some kind of email list or group chat to get in on?

>>34229622
>Is there some kind of email list or group chat to get in on?

OP, if you are actually somewhat serious you should start an IRC channel somewhere.

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even if all we did at the beginning was start a maritime security firm, we could make enough money to buy a few used tankers or cargo boats. we could have new /k/ommandos break in and learn a trade on our ship eventually

>The threat of piracy can cost a container shipping company as much as $100 million per year due to longer routes and higher speed, particularly near East Africa.

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I'd join the /k/ navy. Sounds like a reasonable way to make the moni.

>>34229584

if we could convince countries to do so, yes, but basically you need to make sure they don't think you are terrorists or support any agenda that isn't counter to the UN or other international rules or views, otherwise, china and iran sell great knock offs of US and EU made weapons

I'm down for sailing the high says with fellow /k/ommandos, the most I've done with boats is driving houseboats, what trades can I learn?

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>>34229622

op here, still trying to figure out how well this might go together, since I have limited knowledge of the trade aspects of the maritime field, so the actual profitability is still a bit in question. I would like to put forward a better plan with input from others at a later date when i get things more figured out.

>>34229707

Run cargo of the coast of Africa of South America. If you get this shit started I'll be your translator.

>>34229733
Africa or South America

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we could just have a massive anti pirate force

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>>34229686

in the military field, there are 3 major components, deck/engineering/aviation

deck handles aspects of navigation, and seamanship in addition to in some cases logistics and rescue

engineering handles mechanical systems, maintenance, and fire fighting and damage control.

we would need people with commercial loading and rigging if we wanted to get into the real profit side of the house

could we charter out of sealand?

How are we going to get something like this started? Are we going just make an LLC to get a hold of boats and guns?

>>34229774
we already have the guns

>>34229768

we could probably partner with them if the crews/citizens of /k/ wanted to

>>34229792
maybe we could build redsands 2.0

>>34228404
I had no idea that islands could be had than less for a cool mill. this opens up possibilities for how to spend money from future investments.

>>34229800
what "future investments"?

This all sounds cool and enticing, but where the fuck are we supposed to get enough start-up money for the big ass boat and other shit we need?

>>34229824
Anti piracy escorts

>>34229824

can multiple people all get LLCs and massive loans then pool the money?

>>34229824
Could probably get a business loan, as long as OP has an actual plan.

>>34229589
Why tho? Many big boats going through pirate regions already have a PMC on board.
>>34229353
How large are we talking?
>>34229832
How much can one make from doing that?
>>34229844
Yes we can. However, it would have to be people who have good credit scores.

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>>34228404
I'll join up.
You're going to need a good cook.

>>34229849

OP here, no actual plan ATM since I have no connections, I am looking to make them to start off with (like you guys)

>>34229861
anti piracy escorts are very profitable, we could monopolize on that with a fleet

>up to 76mm or larger depending on who we could buy from

>>34229878
Would it be profitable enough to start making our own weapons and our own bases? Like this: >>34229303 or even this: >>34229372
>>34228404
Do you actually have a plan? If so, I would gladly join you guys. Hell, if things go to plan in my life I would help you legally.

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Do ya reckon we could pirate drug smugglers then sell the to uncle Sam (like a buyback)?

>>34228404
WWWOOOOOOOOWWWW
How Original

>>34229973
You mean like capturing them instead of killing them? One can only hope. Also, it became hotter after Hiroshima.

>>34228404
on a scale of 8-12 how much assgrabbery and buggery will this involve?

>>34230013
I mean take their drugs and turn them in

>>34230025
Nope. Made a quick search and the only results are ones about sizing drug money to fund border wall. On another note, what are the legalities of taking money from the drug dealers, pirates, and terrorists for our own personal gain?

>>34230063
We probably could if it's in international waters

>>34230019
27

>>34228404
You are all missing the point. Clipperton Island is the perfect base. You can Amex it from the French who won't do shit.

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here ya go,

>>34229973

it might be considered piracy, but corrupt navies might come after us

>>34230093

there are some common laws that apply to any vessel, you cant just go around messing with boats

>>34230124

the pics were just there to get ideas flowing, i dont know if those are actually good buys or not

>>34230146
You're going to want to hire (almost exclusively) veterans to start off if you want to be taken seriously as a security team. This actually doesn't seem like a bad plan. Really wish you have success with this OP.

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there were also a few thousand estimated trips through danger zones every year, we could probably make enough in a few months to get our own boat

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I've got a 200 gross ton captains license and I'm fairly decent with navigation both satellite and celestial. Been on offshore tugs for about 8 years now. Give me a vessel and a /k/rusty /k/rew and I'll sail under yer flag.

>>34230231
Count me in on the /k/rew

>>34229809
like what to do with portions of long term stocks and bonds after I sell them off way down the line.

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Alright guys post some flag ideas

>>34230231

Will there be salty wenches? and rum?

>>34230240

Welcome aboard M80

I Have one more year to finish up my education. If OCS doesn't work out I'm more than interested in this.

>>34230261

As long as you're not on watch, absolutely.

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Of all the crazy ass ideas /k/ has come up with, this one looks like it could actually happen!

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>>34230254
kekistan naval ensign

Need a rally point.

>>34230198
>you're going to want to hire (almost exclusively) veterans to start off if you want to be taken seriously as a security team.

/thread

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can someone make a k version of pic related

>>34230406
once things are off the ground start hiring autists like me though, i want in on the fun

>>34230406

The idea was to be more of a volunteer force to pool money for bigger things at the start.

then later when we have our boat let people like >>34230445 work on our boat and learn to be seaman/engineering/navigation

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>>34229081
>>34229165
>>34229219
>>34229353
>>34230231
Oh fuck these crazy bastards might make this happen

>Bunch of guys show up to a random port in Galveston somewhere, brandishing AR-15's and faded woodland camo blouses
>one is even wearing a Tricorn, a-la Jack Sparrow style and brandishing half-empty bottles of rum with a peg leg
>Waiting for ship to arrive
>Some anons want to wait on their ship, and some want to commandeer one of the large shipping vessels at port
>murmurs about "The Captain"
>suddenly, out of the blue water Russel Crowe himself ascends, sporting 16th century British sailing garb
>a shipping container with an outboard motor on the back is behind him being floated by twenty 55 gallon drums
>He speaks to the gathered assembly staring at him wide eyed
> "I have nothing to do with nations, or nationalism. The only feelings I have - for what they are - are for men as individuals; my loyalties, such as they may be, are to private persons alone. Now let us go conquer the world as those who were once individuals, but now operate as a single unit, unified in goal and spirit."
>Bottles are smashed and whoops are heard as men clamber aboard the floating container
>sail off into the sunset with nothing more than ambition and Russel Crowe at the helm
>become the greatest fighting force the oceans have ever seen

>>34230579
>greentext
breddy gud/10

>>34230579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk9r4rKkVaw

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>>34230579

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>>34230579
I've faced the perils of the sea before. Gather to me my salty /k/rew and make me your /k/aptain.

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>>34230579
That was a keeper. I enjoyed the Master and Commander reference.

>>34230678
breddy kool

that a water spout?

what would be the rules on womens onboard?

>>34230817
Bring them on, share them all

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>>34230817

Yessir. The funny part was that it just kinda poofed away and dissipated a minute after I took the pic. They aren't really dangerous but they look spooky as hell.

>>34230862
The sea is like the internet. There are no women on it.

>>34230862
If she has a dick she can stay, otherwise she stays on land.

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More nautical nonsense.

Pic related is about 300 miles out into the gulf. Still amazed it was so calm that day.

I got a 14 footer with a nice motor!
We can be like black hawk down in this bitch

>>34228404
Fuck that little shitbox sub, let's buy a Whiskey class.

Army pilot anon here. Get me a little bird and I'll fly that mofucka from a big boat all day long and scout waters for yall.

So let's say we do pool our money and buy a big-ass cargo ship. What happens next?

What sort of license and fees do we have to pay to be allowed to load cargo and take it across the globe? How do you even break into the shipping game these days, I'm assuming a few huge companies have a monopoly on the whole industry, so are we going to come in and undercut them? I imagine their margins are much thinner than we can afford.

How much does upkeep and fuel cost for large container vessels? How difficult is it to learn how to fix them if something goes wrong at sea?

What are the rules of engagement on the seas for civilian vessels? Anything goes or are we going to shoot some skinnies and them be sentenced to death for murder ourselves?

>>34231023
Forgot link

http://www.maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

aircraft /k/arrier when?

>>34231043

A full sized cargo ship won't happen. I work in the industry and the amount of money that would be needed is far more than we could scrape together. Fuel alone would break us. But it's a fun idea to throw around. Now..getting a cutter type boat and hunting Somali pirates? That could very well be feasible.

>>34231139
Is that even legal though? I would imagine the international community would condemn us if we just cruised around somalia looking to smoke some skinnies who came to check us out.

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Not forming a desperado milita and invading Somalia

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This reminds me, what happened to the /k/ave? I was really looking forward to that

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>>34231043

>What sort of license and fees do we have to pay to be allowed to load cargo and take it across the globe?

some anons already have the licenses, we would just need to register the ship and get it flagged to a nation i think

>How much does upkeep and fuel cost for large container vessels?

his is the largest expense, parts and fuel would be a limiting factor at first, thats why we would need an additional source of income while we get the ship stood up

>What are the rules of engagement on the seas for civilian vessels?

its difficult, there are some general rules in place, but still more of a wild west setting. if it ends up on the internet, bad things could happen, but as long as you aren't indiscriminately shooting people (like pirates) it would not be too bad. self defense is appropriate in most scenarios when a set of responses is followed.

>>34231139

You a coast guard fag?

There are a few cutters out there for sale, small but configurable for combat missions do you know about those?

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>>34231096
Ready when you are

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Shit this looks like something that could work
When I'm done my enlisted time I'd gladly do shit like this, with some reskilling I could do maintenance on ships we own

Marins sans frontières :^)

>>34231244
"tons per day"

>hey bob how many nautical miles per ton does your ship get?

>>34231222

Offshore tugfag. You're right, a cutter would be difficult to find. But finding maybe a deactivated buoy tender or maybe an old tow boat would be a lot easier and definitely have more room for the
/k/rew to sleep and live in.

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>>34231274

noaa boats pop up from time to time, they are configured for oceanographic missions and have asbestos all over, but im sure plenty of /k/ommandos use old gas masks with it anyway

>>34231267

one tonne is about 350 gallons off the top of my head

can we get a sub? Just imagine having nuclear capabilities, being able to strike fear into any country in the world. No one would touch us lel

>>34231438
And thats how some /k/ommandos became a livefire sub hunting exercise for the rest of the world.

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>>34231438

>innasub
>the /k/ss kube
>oppenheimer is our nuke tech
>we drive around the world stealthily
>american whale finding uni students find us with sonar
>notawhale.jpg
>call it in since no reported US vessels in the area
>americans contact russians since not a US vessel
>russians call in chinese since not a russian vessel
>countires now perplexed, all hunting mystery nuke sub
>tfw /k/ plays a game of thermonuclear cold war with the world

This is going to be a fucking disaster

>Nobody here seems to have any body
>Nobody knows anything about sailing
>Nobody knows anything about crewing a large vessel
>Nobody knows anything about maintaining and repairing a large vessel
>Nobody knows anything about acquiring customers for transocean transport
>That island is 1.5 acres, that's not even two football fields
>The boat would run aground if you tried to dock it on that island
>That island is part of Belize which has relatively restrictive gun laws

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>>34231634
but we could learn bruv

>>34231438
>>34231564
>tfw you live you das boot except you don't fix the batteries and die of asphyxiation after countless depth charge attacks.

>>34231634
Did you miss these posts?
>>34230973
>>34230897
>>34230678
>>34230231
>>34231039

I'm not saying your other arguments aren't valid, but there's already been several posters stating they have experience in these fields.

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>>34231634
>Nobody here seems to have any body

might be true

>Nobody knows anything about sailing

sevaral people have said they have sailor XP

>Nobody knows anything about crewing a large vessel

at least 1 person is a captain

>Nobody knows anything about maintaining and repairing a large vessel

a few people here are mechanics

>Nobody knows anything about acquiring customers for transocean transport

the internet bruh

>That island is 1.5 acres, that's not even two football fields

do we really need more with a boat?

>The boat would run aground if you tried to dock it on that island

#YOLO

>That island is part of Belize which has relatively restrictive gun laws

canttouchthis.mp3

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Forgot I had this one. We docked this ship last year. Whatever boat we /k/rew up it has to have the shark mouth paint job on the bow.

>>34232011

Don't know why they're goddamn sideways. They're right side up in my photo album.

>>34229353
Why attach large calibre cannon? How would we buy ammo for it? Do you know anyone selling 40mm shells?

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Inb4 I get van'd

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=51QSCI17127001

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island

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I would give my left nut to sail with a bunch of like minded fellows and lay waste to African pirates. It would be easy money and a great fucking time.

Can this be a long term /k/ project? Collect your brass and save up your good boy points so we can buy a cargo ship.

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Could always turn about 4 containers into living quarters if we have a lot of people and just bolt them down with the top deck. Additionally, there are a few licensed helicopter fags on /k/ such as myself and after a few ventures we could invest in a MD500E or some beater. Flying gun platform.

Alright guys I emailed Sealand about sailing under their flag.

so basically your intention is to live like pirates but be good guy pirates like in Firefly

>>34233113
Just imagine all the gay sex with guns happening on that boat

>>34229783

You realise that you have to ditch all your ammo and firearms on every trip, right? It's why they don't keep match rifles despite them being suitable for the scenario. They buy beater rifles and bin them at sea.

>>34229303
>in international waters, there really arent any rules
Countries often do have rules that extend to their citizens overseas though. Kiddy fiddling is the one that's most policed, but there are others you'd be subject to.

>so we could find an island in the middle of the sea that nobody has claimed
There are none. Every island has been claimed already.

>start churning out full autos or any other type of gun we wanted.
It'd be cheaper just to start a military arms manufacturer in an existing country, because then you don't have to build all the infrastructure to some place in the arse end of the world.

Otherwise you're looking at minimum tens of millions of dollars.

>>34233181
Who here has actual military XP and wouldn't give a flying fuck about essentially sleeping in barracks again?

>>34232023
Where did you view em? On phones pictures have an auto rotate and cameras tend to keep photos the way that they were shot.
>>34233278
Here you go.
https://youtu.be/bctivboqvKo?t=1s
>>34233290
Why though?

>>34233907
>Why though?
Goes against international arms trafficking laws and treaties.

>>34233924
Wait... Once we get started, can't we just have a designated "gun boat". As in, a boat that holds our guns and stays outside countries as to not upset the authorities? Of course, the actual people and boats will be cycled to allow everyone some time on land.

>>34233944
Yes, that's what these security companies often do, eg.

http://www.avantmaritime.com/services/floating-armouries/

>>34233954
Then that's what we shall do when the time comes. Besides, we are only escorting them through the high risk area. Shouldn't be too hard to disembark before we hit land. Now, only thing we need to do is home port at a country with minimal gun laws.

>>34229288
The Latin is atrocious. What is it supposed to mean? Also, red text on blue background is eye cancer.

>>34228404
Bemp

>>34231385
>Caspian Sea
Good luck going anywhere.

Besides money, are there any other issues with this? Bureaucratic stuff?

>>34229622
>>34229647
this! make a chat or something!

>>34231634
>Belize
>laws
We just do what everyone else like this in Belize does, pay off the GSU. Maybe they even use us as nerd cannon fodder so we can operate operationally in a real world situation. I've spent time in Belize, so this sounds like a joke but honestly their gang/police/crime situation is super fucked up there, this kind of shit happens all the time. A bunch of nerds on an island exporting tech support, shipping, and mercenary trolling are the least of their worries.

>>34236027
Didn't John McAfee live there once? Besides, we might be able to take advantage of the situation and clean it up for them.

https://discord.gg/w2TQH2

Get in here boys

>>34236072
actually someone else make it, dont know how to run this shit

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/famous-navy-ship-l-aisling-sold-in-cork-auction-for-110k-35558852.html

This would have been nice

I have no experience on boats besides drunken fishing/pleasure craft driving. However, if you cunts start Mother Base, I'd GLADLY join up to fly off it, if it has an airstrip and hanger. My goal is to get my license and my own plane anyway, so let me do transport/maritime patrol for you.

Holy shit how do i join

well im pretty sure the royal navy has that harrier carrier for sale still. if we could rig up some alaskan bush planes we could seriously have a badass little international delivery service/maritime security service. (i dare a pirate to fuck with a bush plane when the passenger is toting a fucking M60 we bought from somalia)

someone repost discord link

>>34236377
Sounds fuckin awesome. Checked.

What will our uniform/standard rifle be?

>>34228404
fuck yeah cunt sign this britbong up. after i finish my education in a year or something.

Flecktarn/mosin

I'm willing to be a deckhand for free, I hate my life. I can pay for plane tickets to where this is happening and also I have experience in the British Army reserves as a combat engineer in the royal engineers and currently as a gunner/driver in the queens own yeomanry, used to do it full time and considering regulars.

Hit me up senpaitachi.

>>34236377
Remember, those pirates have nothing to lose due to living in a shithole for their whole lives. So one should be careful when dealing with them. TL;DR shoot em when ready.
>>34236559
Standard rifle? The AR-15 platform should work well.
>Plentiful ammo
>Really common
>Parts everywhere
>No negative connotation
>Uses same bullet as M60

>>34236381
this

Army fag here. Just got a beef jerky business off the ground and have a supply chain of wholesale buyers.

tldr the /k/navy has a minor amount of funding

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I wrote up some stuff for the last guy; would you like an IT guy? Joining a /k/ navy sounds interesting.

>>34228404
Oh boy, another failure LARPing thread with a premise that will never come to fruition because /k/ is too retarded to fund and make it come true let alone get along with each other for longer than 15 minutes

someone make a discord
/k/aptain?>>34230231

>>34236827
Beef jerky? Sounds tasty. Would you be interested in going international?
>>34236902
You never know what can happen.Who knows, this might become an actual business.
>>34228404
Here's how to make a discord /k/aptain
https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/204849977-How-do-I-create-a-server-
You will need a discord account.

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>>34236761
>The AR-15 platform
>Uses same bullet as M60

>>34236559
I vote grey uniform and some type of 7.62 battle rifle for MG ammo compatibility and seeing as we will likely be on the ship 90% of the time and not crawling through foliage

>>34236906
>>34236944
>>34228404
Made a discord, might only be temporary until the /k/aptain takes over.

Get in here fgts

https://discord.gg/2GK9hkn

>>34236948
>AR-15
Shit. I was thinking about something that looked like the AR-15 when I wrote that. Thanks for pointing that out.

>>34236969
Fal para?

Make a discord

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>>34232011
>>34231992
>>34230973
>>34230897
>>34230678
>>34230231
Where are you, faggot? If you want a /k/rew, you need to help with your expertise:
https://discord.gg/2GK9hkn

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>>34237274
This is absolutely perfect, aside from being in Guam. If they left the Bushmaster on it, so much the better.

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitdsc/?sl=51QSCI17127001

>>34237354
>1337
BUY IT RIGHT NOW

>>34237553
isnt that the monomoy?

Googke fast maritime ships for sale used and they had a sub for sale. 125k.

>>34229973
Technically Congress can still sell letters of marque (privateering license). So I guess it could go to court and we could all be government sanctioned pirates.

>>34237672
Would the US even have use for privateers in this day and age?

>>34237672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

>>34237725
Somalian bilge rat removal.

>>34237777
Quads confirm truth.

>>34230231
Oh captain my captain

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I have no skills to offer unless you take an island and want to setup an airfield

>>34236761
The AK platform would work better, I mean we could get the ammo from the Somali pirates we take down

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not sailing under a glorious sealand flag guys :(

>>34228404
>feel the salty sea air

My Glock frame will rust. No deal.

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>>34230429

>>34228404
You are a fucking moron and so is anyone who ascribes to this idea and that's if this isn't a shill post.

You have no idea what it takes to keep a ship running how expensive it is to buy fuel and what it takes to maintain. Additionally merchant ships are not even close to designed for combat operations while you can adapt them for basic things it's one hit deal you get hit with something it's over.

Fucking moron.

>>34229051
You don't have any idea what you ate doing do you

I've ran small boats, (up 40ft) since I was a kid. Why doesn't /k/ start up a brown water navy type security operation. Or general security anyways.
Name if something cool.
Like Rogue-nugget-water-thorn-six-enterprise.

>>34238402
Use that shit in an RPK. Bitches love RPKs.

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Instead of sperging out over an island, why don't we actually invest in a PMC? Smoke pirates for good cash sure as Hell beats having to illegally occupy territory from another country and risk getting Waco'd by a 3rd world government.

This is the /k/aptain speaking. Never used discord before, also stuck on mobile till Wednesday. I'll be back ashore then. Can I use discord from my phone?

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>>34239004

because that's the coast guards job, also
>pic related

>>34239191
whatever gets us closer to outer heaven

>>34239484
Yes

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Isla de verdugo
2.2 million
5000 acres
fuck /k/ navy
we /k/ountry now

>>34238865
(You)

>>34239724
Doesn't Chile own it? Also, fuck the Southern Hemisphere. It's hard enough getting decent internet onnasea. It's even worse south of the equator.

>>34240992
As long as it is abandoned and you hide your shit really well there will be no problems

I'm a field geologist. is there a place for me?

I wouldn't trust any of you with a fucking kayak.

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>>34239724
>verdugo

Los iluminados por favor vaya

>>34241317
kayaks are fucking hard man. Easy as fuck to tip. You ever tip a container ship?

>>34241400
Someone has, which means /k/ could probably manage it.
Regardless, id be interested
>EMR/Firefighter, will be EMT before too long. I'm sure you dumb fucks will get injured plenty and set lots on fire.

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>Talking about fighting pirates
>No real way to engage because these vessels have nothing in the way of ESM and Furuno/SIMRAD sucks horsecock

If you even wanted this to work you'd need to hire specialists focusing on Operations and Navigation. It doesn't help you if nobody knows the rules of the road and causes a collision, gets lost or runs aground. Also if you happen to have tens of millions of dollars lying around to provide funding for maintenance that might help because wouldn't you know it ships and submarines have equipment that break down nearly every day, I know my Electronic Warfare suite breaks down if you look at it sideways.

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>>34229477
>/k/ navy
>not the /k/riegsmarines
git gud komeraden

>>34229752
Don't forget combat systems. and typically helmsman related shit is divided between QM's and OS's in the OPS dept

>>34229068
>Obviously, there would not be piracy
I mean, there would be piracy. We'd just be -shooting- at it.

>>34241191
>>34240992
>>34239724

>WeWuzMalvinasAndShit.nog

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>>34229303
>so we could find an island in the middle of the sea that nobody has claimed
Every piece of land on earth has been claimed except for the coldest shittiest part of Antarctica and the hottest, driest piece of shit desert in Africa and even that last one is just because there's a different piece of land that Egypt and Sudan are arguing over.

There's plenty of places to buy full retard guns though, and if you're actually making money doing your thing someone will sell to you.

> and start churning out full autos or any other type of gun we wanted. we could arm all of our ships with whatever we wanted.
I mean as long as you didn't do anything mega-stupid with them and you "didn't" bring them to places that you'd get shit for it, essentially no one would stop you.

There's always the option of seasteading the Big Boss way by getting like some big fuckoff ship and dropping anchor in international waters.

Kojima didn't pick the Seychelles at random, the reefs there make the shallowest places in international waters, they're 'only' a few hundred yards deep.

>>34240992
>Doesn't Chile own it?
someone owns everything. Luckily ownership is a social construct, and so is sovereignty.

Basically the way to start a new country is to take it away from a shitty country that everyone hates. Too bad North Korea doesn't claim some islands way out in the fuck nowhere that they wouldn't be able to attack.

>>34236072
>>34236381
>>34236906
>>34236944
>>34236987
>>34237274
>>34239484
>>34237259
fuck discord, why the fuck would you pick discord over IRC, and why the fuck do you even need a chat room when we have this thread
don't join external chat rooms, they exclude newcomers and people who dont want to download a shitty app, remove anonymity, and give power to group admins

>>34242207
Craybby

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Anyone else getting "/k/ safari ranger" flashbacks?

This is a warning. The last captain had committed fraud and was in possession of unpinned magazines as well as a fully automatic 1928 Submachine gun. The man had also been convicted of assault and battery in 2009. Don't follow in his damn footsteps please.
T. A concerned neighbor

>>34236944
Jerky anon here. I'm always down for a little expansion

what happened to the anti poaching venture?

>>34243351
As far as i know nothing came of it

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>>34229654
Here I fixed your cringeworthy insult to the heraldic rules.

>>34233290
We should run an international waters floating armoury

Defense contractor anon here. Could always get a conex box SCIF and run ops out of it.

spoo/k/s crew reporting in.

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I actually know alot of guys that's have done anti piracy and alot of merchant mariners, I dont think OP realised how much all this would cost, unless there's a couple millionaires on /k/ all our pennies together couldn't afford a seaworthy tanker, then even if we got one we'd need the skills to sail it, knowing how to use all the equipment etc these are things people have to do years of training to master. Even portage costs are extortionately high, most ports you got into aswell you couldn't have any weapons on board, standard is to ditch them overboard when your going to dock.

Honestly you're best bet would be to either go the pmc route or sell the weapons to the pmc guys. They're used to be an outfit called Dolphin Security that worked off the coast of Africa all ex-FFL that would literally just roll upto the tankers and shit and sell the guys doing security on board what guns they wanted and then just off they went. I reckon thats the easier/more viable option although if they're still going they might consider you competition.

>>34243757
>>34243757
Also for maximum funs if there was money to splash id rather buy a small island and a Hind or two and charge companies to have safe harbour at the island and to have guaranteed safety within a certain en-catchment area from the island like 140 miles or something and if they subscribe and get attacked/chased by pirates within that area we just go storming out in the hinds and light the little skids and there skiff up. Or if the pirates are already aboard just drop a few /k/unts on the ship and let them remove somali

>>34243833
That may be hazy since many islands arent really safe for ships. That is unless you find one with a natual deep harbor. Then theres generating electricy, internet, fuel supply, etcetc. Itd be a fucking logistical headache

>>34243256
Whatever happened to that?

>>34230357
Why not just the classic "a magical place"

>>34243988
What if you just dredged the shit out of the area around it instead, they have to do it in the shipping channels where I live
>uncle used to do it
>regularly finds unexploded sea mines

>>34244169
I suppose that would work ifyou can get the equipment there

>another over ambitious "project" that is just a bunch of anons larping as if they're actually going to fulfill this completely outlandish fantasy.

I hope you succeed but know that you won't. Do you know how many times we've had threads like this?
>Hey Guys let's build our own community in the woods in Minnesota!
>Hey guys lets invade this island on the outskirts of Fiji, it'll be easy!
>Hey guys lets make a VSS Vintorez in the US!
>Hey guys lets stop poaching in Africa by forming our own anti-poaching PMC-esque group!
>Hey guys lets open our own Maritime Security company!

There's an easy way to tell if your project is going to work.
>Does your planning consist mainly of making MS Paint paint pictures on 4chan?
>If yes, it won't work.

>>34244404
no u

>>34229677
Brazil and the DPRK may be alternatives. alternatively, we do an assload of Destructive Device permits.

Obviously this needs to start rather small.
Don't get too ahead of yourselves. The mission right now should be
>organization of willing members
>deciding where to start off
>Forming a budget
>Gathering materials
And
>Networking with possible customers

If I wasn't on my phone I would start forming an alert roster with everybody's
>Name
>Contact info
>Location
>Occupation
>Capital

>>34236559
G3
muh kraut space durability

>>34228404
Cargo shipping is a pipe dream. I won't even bother getting into the costs you are not considering.
Like the other anons have said, creating a marine based PMC organization is more viable.

>>34230357
kekistan is a reddit invention

>>34244169
Good thing I'm finishing my BS in Supply Chain Management this year. Will the /K/rew need logistics and procurement personnel?

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>>34247733
This is why I can't stand autistic people from /pol/,

Kekistan isn't a Reddit thing, it's an artificial ethnic identity made to be used to take advantage/poke fun at the left's constant usage of idpol, it's no more authentic than any other diaspora minority group which means it can be used as one for practical purposes, (it's close to being official on the UK census), it's just a means to point the absurdity of idpol which is the major thing the left uses to garner votes.

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>>34241899
I was wondering the same thing....

>>34242061
>There's always the option of seasteading the Big Boss way by getting like some big fuckoff ship and dropping anchor in international waters.
is this actually doable irl? I always thought kojima liked the sea

>>34248067
>Will the /K/rew need logistics and procurement personnel?
can't speak for them, but Everything logistics related turns me on, and I've been writing some stuff , and I need to know at least something of the very same thing you are studying
Can you give links where I could learn, or stuff like that?