Gunbroker/Armslist Jackasses

>>34228304
I debated responding with "only after it's been buried in your wife's asshole" but I decided against it. In hindsight I wish I had, Siqqq Bantz are much more fun than being "the bigger man". Of course now enough time has passed that if I did respond I'd look like more of a loser than I already am for posting on this website.

You're the faggot, OP.

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>>34228341
I think you mean Poop Dic

>>34228304
why cant you follow simple instructions?

>>34228462
OP here, I was the guy with the orange text not the guy trying to trade.

>>34228304
Haha, that's pretty good actually.

OP = poop dick

>>34228444
Holy shit.

I really wish I had a screen cap because y'all niggas ain't gonna believe this, but someone on armslist in my area was trying to trade a warehouse full of 55 gallon drums of industrial adhesive for rifles.

55 gallon drums of fucking glue....

>>34228304
OP is a poop dick

>>34228472
whatever you say, poop dick.

>>34228507

Almost as many possibilities as barrels of lube

>>34228507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_foam

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I actually reached out to this guy asking about what parts were in it to see if maybe it had a bunch of match grade parts that would justify the cost. He literally had not idea where it came from as it was 2nd or third hand when it reached him and none on the parts aside from the lower had an identifying roll marks or makers logos on them. which means they're all shitty parts.

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>>34228493
>them edgy tabs

>>34228493
The price on this looks Pretty good, aside from the memes going on in the tabs, what is the actual issue here?

>>34228639
>edgy tabs
thats the joke you fucking mong

>>34228639
enemy spotted

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>>34228693

>>34228444
what the actual fuck

>>34228465
abec 7 isn't even good

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M-Sok

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>>34229160

>>34229077
Yeah the Buy it know price is always High, but the current bids you need to be competitive would still be well below the MSRP.

>>34228444
Hurr duur he said clip instead of magazine...

Dude prolly had an extra promag or something extra but took a pic with standard mag for aesthetics.

>>34229137
yes they are...they're the standard for skatebord bearings. Lucky uses abec 7's and they're considered the best you can but.

>>34229299
The focus is supposed to be in the fact that its an SKS for $1200, not that he said clip.

>>34229342
Bones Reds are better you faggot

>>34228639
>that unwarranted butthurt
get AIDS and die from a cold, you leftist parasite.

>>34229359
Jackasses try and sell Russia. Sks for that all the fucking time...why would that level of is class be surprising.

Its common.

>>34228454
kek

>>34229342
Yeah! The best you can but...poop dick

>>34229342
abec-11 or bones red is standard for diy fidget spinners. abec-
7 is trash for fidget spinners. also lol at PLA being a "premium plastic"

>>34228304
I've never run into a jackass there, but every single person I've messages had been weird in SOME way.

The first guy I ever contacted on the site wrote every email the same way; it seemed like he composed a perfect message, one with excellent grammar, appropriate paragraph breaks, great capitalization, but then omitted every single punctuation mark. Still readable, but I couldn't figure out a single reason someone would do that.

The next one I saw was selling a very bubba'd SKS, but he didn't show the magazine, so I asked him if it came with the original, or if he'd installed an aftermarket banana mag. He literally just sent:

>MODIFIED FOR MAXIMUM CAPCITY

I passed on it.

>>34230313
>MODIFIED FOR MAXIMUM CAPCITY

Now there's a catch phrase.

>>34228304
OP confirmed for poop dick

>>34229342
>. Lucky uses abec 7's and they're considered the best you can but.
Bones, Bro. Luckys were good. But Bones is where its at. And not Reds. Bones Ceramics. The black box. Top o' the line.

>>34229160
>You could buy a $700 bottom of the barrel gun

or $1000 for the most ghetto AR I've ever seen.

>>34230313
I think you may have interacted with an android impersonating a human gun enthusiast

>>34228444

>bolt action
Dumb fuck.

>>34229160
> Wool sock handgaurds
> Lubbock, TX

Color me surprised.

>>34229208
AA_Tactical's reserve price is the buy it now price retard

>>34228304
>put AR up for sale
>guy sends me a picture of some mossberg 12 gauge autoloader, offers to trade
>sure, why not. pretty good deal
>ask for better picture though
>replies with no picture, just says "it's a good gun"
>ask for pictures though
>just says "it's a good gun, no problems" or some dumb shit again
>blocked number and email address
what's sad is people probably fall for this shitty kind of scam

I just had one.
>put some ar parts up on backpage
>guys gets in touch
>lives 3 hours away
>says he can meet me at 8pm today
sure.jpeg
>I knock the price down by $20 for his trouble since hes coming all the way to my city
>as I'm getting ready to head to the meeting spot he tells me he got delayed and will be there closer to 8:30pm
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>show up to the spot around 8:30
>text him
"hey I'm here in my [car type and color]"
>no response
>10 minutes pass
>someone else gets in touch with me with another offer
>I tell them that I'm waiting on a sale, but if it doesn't go through its theirs
>another 20 minutes pass and its 9pm
>the dude is 30 minutes late now
>a full hour from the original meeting time
>still hasn't responded to me
>I text him saying I'm not waiting around forever, give him 5 more minutes and then after hearing nothing leave
>the other person is close so I meet up one parking lot over and make the sale
>about 10 minutes that that 9:20pm roughly, the first guy texts me saying I'm a piece of shit and wasted his time
>I tell him that he shouldn't have been so late without communicating it and block his number
>go home
>greentext this for k

>>34229374
>>>/asp/

>>34228639
>can't even take an obvious joke
Just fuck off you goddamn retard.

>>34228304
fuck out of here poop dick

>>34229374
agreed i have them in my skateboard and they are very nice

>>34228304
>butt order FAL kit
>try to cancel order and order a second one because apparently I'm a potato
>finally order a kit, have cash, pay promptly even though I was out of town
>still bitches, I get my account shut down and he still gets his money

Gunplumber's a prick.
Don't buy from him.

>>34232610
Gunplumber being a cunt is pretty much common knowledge in the FAL circle. Dude probably knows more about the rifle than anyone else on the internet, but goddamn he is a pain in the ass to deal with.

>>34229160
Thanks. I was looking for this one.

>>34232610
Hold the fuck up cheesedick, how do you butt order a fal kit? Or anything for that matter? You can fucking assclap your credit card number shaniqua?

>Went to cancel... order another one!?

I fail to see how the gunplumber is the problem here.

>>34232619
Being a cunt, he's like a straight shooting gruff mechanic. Its a gun hobby, sorry he triggered your princess ass. Anyways say he was an asshole for no reason, what does that have to do with the other retarded poster being stupid enough to "accidentaly" order TWO fal kits?

>>34232681
>credit card
Money order.
I sat on my phone, twice, and have autosleep set to thirty minutes.

The second time was entirely a fuckup on my part though; I didn't think to go read the users agreement before I tried to cancel something, and decided to go rooting around for a cancel button.

Didn't find one, but did order a second kit.

So.
Yeah.
I sat on shit and then tried to fix it and wound up with no gunbroker profile.

>>34228507
Could one masturbate with this lube?

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>>34232715
Glue, you dumbass, not lube. BIG difference.

>>34232715
Well its glue, not lube so I wouldn't recommend it. but technically speaking you can masturbate to anything if you try hard enough.

I traded a Marlin for scuba gear and a 100w no name amp probably made in 1994.

Shit was cash.

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>be me
>Trying to sell the stupid Zastava ak pistol I panic bought while drunk the night before the last election
>List it on Armslist
>Have a potential buyer
>Is kind of sketch and wants me to cross state lines to sell it
>Says he wants it to give as a birthday gift for his brother
>Finally work out a location in my state and make sure everything is above board
>Faggot bails at the last second because he realizes that it isn't a VZ.58
>Mfw

>>34228507

you ever look at the price of those? they can get expensive as fuck. Even lower quality ones, like elmers glue, is like 1300 for a 55 gallon.

>>34231170
I don't understand why this would be apparent given only the information in the picture. It's almost as if there are people here who haven't done business with AA_Tactical on Gunbroker before, because sellers on Gunbroker are free to set different reserve/buy now prices.

>>34228493
lmao I laughed pretty hard.

>>34228639
Joke tabs in screenshots are literally fucking older than /pol/ as a board

Not greentexting because mobile lul, but one time I was flipping a glawk at a local gun store parking lot, and even though we had agreed on $400 the dude checks out the gun and says " Everything looks good to go, but I only have $300". Instantly annoyed I replied "There's an ATM inside, otherwise thanks for wasting my time", and this dude starts lecturing me about about being rude and how all kids these days have no manners. Go ended up chilling out and saying he'd go pull out another hundo, but at that point I was fed up and decided I didn't want to sell it to him.

>>34233342
Both of you are cunts in this story.

>>34229408
Because you can get them for $300 at your local hardware store.

>post KelTec RFB for sale
>receive trade offer for tacticool Yugo SKS
Fucking hate PA gun owners.

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>>34233342
Ive had people try to do this
>Selling some spare .22lr auto i had to buy at an auction because lulopaireditems
>Agree on 400 because its a bubba rifle and is all shiney and shit
>Show up to location
>pull rifle out of its original box
>Fuddington hmms ans hos over it
>Looks at me straight in the eye and says "i only brought 200 dollars with me"
>Dont even acknowledge him
>Close back hatch after putting gun away
>"W-wait ill give you 250!"
>Climb into vehicle and start engine
>"300 dollars!" He shouts and slaps the top of my vehicle on its cargo rails
>Drive off and give him the bird

Why do people think this is acceptable?

>>34232681
Hey gunplumber

>>34232737
>>34232739
Now now, we are a few encouraging replies away from an epic greetext, let it roll

>>34233507
These people should be literally shot.

>>34232125
I wonder if he meant to say 9:30. Still his fault either way.

>>34233711
Not sure and at that point I didn't care. He claims he saw me pulling out when he showed up but thats what they all say. Plus I normally refuse to meet that late on principle. When I can I always meet before sundown and in the empty part of the parking lot of a big box store that has and FFL in it, Like a Bass Pro Shops, or a Sportsman's Warehouse. That and I never sell a gun and ammo for it in the same transaction, I was with a buddy once who was buying a gun and ammo together, and the fucker selling it ND'd into the road.

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>be me
>be selling taurus fourdy
> $250
> guy agrees, we meet at lgs because like to do it legally and me and the owner are buds
> walk in, new guy behind the counter.
Ask where "bud" is ( the owner)
> in back
> let him know i will be needing a transfer done. Show him the gun and all that
> wow thats nice il give you $300 for it
> no thanks i already agreed to sell it to the guy thats coming in
>but il give you $300 for it. Thats more than what hes paying
> yes but i already agreed to sell it to this other guy
> new guy / kid get all pissy and suddenly says he wont do the transfer
> i aint gonna take shit from a kid who wasnt even born when i was blowing my first towel head.
> march back to the office grab bud and bring him up front to fix this problem
>demand satisfaction
> swear i got flashbacks to boot by how bad bud is tearing into this kid for being a fucking brat.
> kid gets fired
> i sell my gun
> faith in the world restored.
Mfw

>>34233862
Why would you blow a towel head? Like its cool if you wanna blow dudes but why towel heads?

>>34233868
Blowing up. Fuck thats an importent mistake. I aint clinton

>>34233872
>I aint clinton
kek

>>34233862
>blowing my first towel head
Man you really should look at this shit before you hit submit, that was p bad

>>34233862
A typo saved what was otherwise a boring, self-serving greentext.

>>34233507
because they are pieces of shit that have no courtesy or respect for anyone and only care about themselves. they also hope to take advantage of people because you are already invested in the same and many would rather go through with it then go back empty handed.

this is why if i'm selling something they come to me or they can fuck off. if they try to pull shit like this they're only wasting their own time.

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>>34232990

>>34228639
I would rather share a board with a nazi than butthurt fuckers like you

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How to not get any inquiries in 1 easy step:

>>34234615
>That price
>Mentions youtube
Has someone popular just made a video on them or something?

>>34229342
>What is abec 9

Also bone reds all the way. They don't conform to your shitty ABEC ratings

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> list yugo npap ak for 600
> 2 months in, still get shitty deals
> "my lgs owner said these are worth 500, I can buy one for 500"
> get shitty trade deals that aren't even equal value: Walther creed, gen 1 m&p 40, Mosin nagant with 200 cash

I'm in Iowa, so ak's don't get sold often unless it's at a gun show. I don't understand the mentality of people who try to offer 300 dollar guns for a 600 dollar rifle.

It's still listed, but if I don't get anything soon I might just keep it or trade it for a motorcycle.

>>34234870
Those can be had brand new for $500 though, especially with Century's $50 rebate rn

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>>34234870
They're right though, your gun isn't worth $600 even with the crapco mags you probably assumed added value

>>34234870
>I don't understand the mentality of people who try to offer 300 dollar guns for a 600 dollar rifle
The worst you can say is "no" the best you can say is "fuck it, gimme the $300." They have nothing to lose by trying.

>>34235220
I only put my gun at this value because of the supply and demand of nice ak's in Iowa. There are no good ak's in Iowa, and I figured I adjust price accordingly.

Sure they could buy an ak cheaper elsewhere, but it's either shitty or they also must pay for shipping and transfer fees.

>>34234904
Show me. Everywhere I look, they go for 600 and above, so fucking show me where you can get a yugo npap by century arms for 500.

>>34228444
>Oklahoma
>$1200 SKS

As someone who lives here that's a pretty good representation of gun buying here

trying to sell my ruger gunsite because dying and some guy offered me a mosin for it, what should I say to him?

>>34229160
> M Sock
Kek

>>34234730
Iv8888 had a video a while ago

>>34235871
Literally who?

>>34235694
> I only overestimated the value of my rifle because I want more money. Why won't people give me more money?
People can order a new one off the internet, buy some extra mags and pay the transfer for the same price. I will never pay the same for a used rifle that may have been abused or may be a lemon that someone's trying to ditch when I can just wait a day or two to get a NIB for a similar price.

>>34235968
Kek at greentext
Rest is true.

>>34232605
>Having a skateboard
>Typing like that

Come back when your balls drop, kid.

>>34236043
Do kids even like skateboards anymore? The nearest I've seen in public for a while is longboards

>>34235918

>1.4 million subscribers
>A "Literally who?"

Fucking newfags.

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>>34228444
So I actually contacted this person with the following message: "Quick question, are you stupid?"

This was the response I got.

I apologized for being a piece of shit and she replied by apologizing for bothering me and asking what a more reasonable pricing on some of the guns she still had for sale were.

So, yeah. I called a widow stupid.

>>34230511
Ceramics are only good if you don't do much high impact or have money to replace them. Fucked up a set of ceramics in about a month, a couple chipped or got crushed or something and disintegrated. Bones Swiss (the white ones) are an upgrade for sure, but mostly I skate Reds because they're cheap and it's humid where I live, so they rust out quick.

In case anyone else here skates, don't fucking buy Bronson bearings. I tried them after a friend recommended them and they felt like shit, never wore in, and I popped one in about a month.

>>34228304
nice thread there poop dick

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>>34236408
Jesus you fucking sperg. Go ahead and tell her that her husband was a fucking retard while you're being honest, at least.

>>34230534
Please, bottom of the barrel ARs are like 450 now.

>>34236439
I thought it was just some asshole price gouging. We have emailed back and forth and I gave her some tips on pricing and what to look for if she accepts trades.

Yes, I'm an asshole and this is right up there with the worst things I've ever done.

>>34234207
Lets face it, you most likely are

>>34233862
>and then the cop high fived me and we became range buddies, and he let me fuck his sister later

>>34236408
>>34236457
Not like you knew, still nice to help her out but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it too much.

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>>34236418
>High impact fidget spinning

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>>34236457
The real asshole is her dead fuck husband who told her to price that shit like that. Unless maybe he thought he wouldn't die for like another 30 years? It's a little baffling.

Good on you for getting her straightened out though man, I'm sure it'll help.

>>34232929
The gun community needs to be better at looking out for itself. If someone makes you uncomfortable, back out then and there. Otherwise Jamal shoots Tyrone or Dylan shoots up the school and we all look bad.

>>34228444
>price negotiable

>>34232681
gunplumber pls go

>>34236457
>I gave a widow advice in chat after being a dick. worst thing I've done

You've certainly had an exciting life. Ask if she's single, might get lucky.

>>34236160
It's actually bigger than ever. Between Nike, Adidas, Red Bull, and all the other big companies pumping money into it, it's getting to the point where it's more popular than some conventional sports (baseball, for example). It's definitely always been stronger on the coasts, so if you live in middle America I'm not surprised you don't see it very often.

>>34236513
>Low impact fidget spinning

>>34230313
I forgot, there was actually one super cool guy I met through the site, and I just had him go an ffl transfer on another online purchase. Retired construction worker, built and sold custom ARs, also basically the closest thing I'll every meet to Hickok45 in real life.

>>34236408
>widow
>wanting to trade it for a hunting rifle
you got played anon.

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>>34236597
>ask her if she's single

>>34236532
I eventually got his active duty military credentials. Turned out everything was above board,. He was just an idiot that barely understood how the law worked (even though what he was trying to do wasn't actually illegal). I just don't get how someone confuses a pap m92 with a vz58.