*blocks your path*
>>34227109
*Charges while yelling incoherently*
>>34227109
Psssh nothing personal, ted.
>>34227109
>laughter stops
I saw a bunch of bear sign the other day. Luckily I was armed.
Guns are for faggots
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/canada-black-bear-boxer-punch-sudbury
>>34227247
>black magic magnum
That's sounds like a name for a dildo.
I need some.
>>34227109
*makes a shitty thread*
Bears are cute.
>>34227109
>Takes off clothes.
>Pop several Viagra and wash it down with a gallon of PCP.
"Come at me bro."
>>34228205
i feel bad for the cops who have to see that
>"i just cant figure out why all these bears have been raped to death"