What is the best branch to join in the US military right now?

>>34225755
Eat a dick frog poster. We all know you're not going to join. Who are you trying to fool, your mom, or her basement?

Navy treats it's enlisted the worst. On ship you're going to sit in a metal box for months at a time, the promotion system is a total shit show and your only freedom will be short ports of call. You can also literally not leave your job until you're back in home port. Think about that.

Army is swallowing the PC pill and is a steaming pile. It's so big that they need to make shit stupid for the lowest common denominator. Also every single post is absolute dog shit with the exception of perhaps Lewis/ Fort Sam because most posts are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Air Force is the most PC and shit with shit work because they are undermanned atm for most postings. It is the most casual and run more like a corporation than anything else. It has the universal problem of the other branches in that mediocre performance and ass kissing is supported so those morons end up in senior leadership.

CG from what I've heard is great but hard to get into. It is saved by being small so you need to actually do shit to keep your rate in smaller units.

Marines are pants on head retarded that don't care if they break your body and have the dumbest NCO system in the universe in that senior NCOs go wherever the Corps wants them regardless of experience or rate, meaning a GySgt who has worked in fueling his entire career could be your new platoon Sgt in a rifle company. For reference they are pulling fucking MARSOC guys and putting them in basic training billets or support companies. Also enjoy being an E-3 for fucking years.

Don't bother with any of it.

>>34225755
Coast Guard

>>34225755
joun the canadian military they never go fight anywhere.

>>34228476
>and then there's this faggot
kys fat boy