Plants of /k/

>>34224397
Fox glove

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>>34224397
>powder forms and tinctures
We legion now.

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>>34224406
>causes nausea, vomiting and diarrhea, as well as sometimes resulting in xanthopsia (jaundiced or yellow vision) and the appearance of blurred outlines (halos), drooling, abnormal heart rate, cardiac arrhythmias, weakness, collapse, dilated pupils, tremors, seizures, and even death
well that sounds str8 up unpleasant

>>34224397
Sandbox tree

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>>34224397
Botanist here, can answer any questions about plants (if I'm not too busy or too lazy, kek)

>>34225629
are there comon plants that are highly poisonous and can be made into powder... i need to know for research reasons

>>34225729
Castor plant.

>>34225729
coca

>>34225629
What are some fruit bearing plants that grow well without attention? I already have wild blackberries.

>>34225629
Will you hire me as an assistant?

>>34225729
(in case id is different, botanyfag here)

>Castor
Seconded, though you'll fuck yourself up sooner than you'll fuck anyone else up, if you do it right it'll go through a high-efficiency filter.
Also, datura/brugmansia (dat devil's breath), foxglove, tobacco (is used sometimes for tranquilizing animals and nicotine is more deadly than potassium cyanide iirc), lots of shit that's less deadly but there's the worst common stuff.
>>34225777
>coca
Not too common unless you're in columbia or know other botanists, kek. Not worth doing for powder, but you can buy coca tea on amazon, and it's real/has cocaine in it regardless of what plebs say, it just takes a fuckton to make any coke.

>fruit bearing plants that grow without attention
Depends on for what purpose you're talking about, if you're talking for prep purposes/max calories+vitamins per acre, I'll list a few off the top of my head, some of which aren't "fruits".

Persimmons (jap and american, get the named variety of american if possible since no seeds and no male needed), anything in the blueberry tribe you think you can hide, mulberries (nobody picks those), the best for calories per acre is the dunstan chestnut (this is the prep/foodplot tree, they sell em in walmart sometimes), crabapples make delicious hard cider (dat malo-lactic fermentation) and nobody eats em, for blackberry-alikes try "dewberries", like blackberries but small, for peach tribe try wild black cherries (prunus serotina, fuck anyone who says they aren't delicious- 1 out of 5 trees are great) or prunus angustifolia or prunus americana, quince, medlar, for serious prep shit try groundnut (apios americana I think) or oca (oxalis tuberosa), if you wanna be a troll try chufa since it's an edible variety of a weed that can't be killed with normal weedkiller, hickories make good nuts (but take a vice to crack), for caffeine try ilex vomicoria and ignore the vomit-sounding name- they drink it in south carolina and is related to yerba mate

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>>34225780
Goji berries are a weed, poke salad is a weed and is delicious (don't parboil before june unless you're a cuck), rumex acetosa looks like a weed (forget the common name, makes a sour sauce for fish or put sparingly in salads), try fucked up varieties of common vegetables like lemon cucumbers which grow the best but look retarded, or like lycopersicon pimpinellifolium, the pimp tomato that once you plant will always exist from reseeding, is the best cherry tomato, and cucks all other tomatoes since it has long anthers and pollinates everything like fuck, and don't ever forget the lowly potato- there's a reason potatoniggers grew so much- the most calories per acre, can be made into vodka, and if there's a war and everything gets burned, the potatoes are still there.

>>34225813
Theoretically, only really interested in natsoc folks, email me at (the state above georgia) @ i2pmail dot org, also I can do consultation for prepping folks for a fee or not depending on how loaded you are and how much work you want me to put into it.

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>>34224397
Burning poison ivy. Weaponize it.

>>34229483
Mother of god

Imagine being the biggest dick in the world, popping all those and giving him an indian rub, you'd be hearing his screams from the other side of the continent

>>34225780
Without knowing climate and growing area?

Jujube produce a lot of fruit, are drought and cold tolerant, and store very well.

Figs are pretty good with neglect but need to be dried or preserved in other ways as they don't last too long off after ripening.

Wild grapes are hardy as fuck and edible. Can be made into wine just fine.

Pomegranate takes neglect and drought well.

Some people have decent luck with blueberries but I just can't keep the fuckers going in my area.

Try Prickly Pears / Opuntia. Most cactus fruits are edible but young opuntia pads can be cooked and eaten as greens. Whether its the fruit (tuna) or pad (nopales) just be sure to singe off the small hairlike spines (glochids) with fire before you eat.

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>>34229483

this constitutes chemical warfare agent in the USA and would be a WMD if you did that

>>34224459
aka Goblin Gloves, Witches' Gloves, Dead Men's Bells, Fairy's Glove, Gloves of Our Lady, Bloody Fingers, Virgin's Glove, Fairy Caps, Folk's Glove, Fairy Thimbles.
That's just the start you listed there.
http://www.livingnaturally.com/ns/DisplayMonograph.asp?StoreID=401141B67F8844D7967949B476860394&DocID=bottomline-digitalis

>>34225629
What are some good wild edibles that one can find in the northern midwest?

>>34225729
nicotine from tobacco leaf

Grind up and liquefy Poison Hemlock. place in water supply/food stuffs

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for hemp and uh "medicinal" purposes

Atropa Belladona

>>34227875
Figures the botanist will be a socialist.

>>34231589
No joke its great for medicinal purposes
>grow pot
>monetize into $100 bills
>rub all over body
>Feelz real good mang

>>34231589
Hippy

>>34231702
if only i didn't live in a anti pot state.

>>34229608
>giving him an indian rub
Getting an image of someone's arm sloughing off like pulled pork

>>34224459
It's used in the medical field as digoxin, a tricky heart medication. Very fine line between helping and hurting. Used in very small (micrograms, not milligrams) doses, it'll help with A-Fib and heart failure. If you cross the line, you're gonna have a really fucking bad time. It's a favorite of poisoners and assassins for a reason.

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>>34231589
Industrial Hemp
>clothing, rope, and other textiles
>housing
>food
>fuel
>plastics
>chemical cleanups
>cosmetics
>grows like a weed. GET IT? :D

Medicinal / Recreational Cannabis
>anti inflammatory
>extremely effective non-addictive pain killer
>sleep aid
>kills cancer cells
>treats / prevents glaucoma
>helps control epileptic seizures
>slows the progression of alzheimer's
>treats inflammatory bowel diseases like crohn's
>helps maintain your metabolism
>increases creativity (inb4 just a meme)
>controls tremors from parkinson's
>alleviates the symptoms of PTSD
>can protect the brain after a stroke, and possibly other traumas such as concussions
>eliminates nightmares
>makes chemo not so fucking awful
>many people have reported weed has helped them cut back/quit booze
>it makes things funny
>it makes you good at video games, the so-called "Weed Hacks"
>no risk of physical addiction, slight-medium risk for psychological addiction (depends on type of personality)
>physically impossible to OD on, user will fall asleep long LONG before they come anywhere close to OD level


There's a reason why cannabis is classified as a super-crop. A couple ounces of weed in an airtight container is medicine #1 in my camping first aid kit. And after ripping my kneecap off it's the only thing that acts fast enough, is strong enough, and doesn't leave me feeling like I "need" a larger dose every time, like some of the scripts my doctor put me on.

>>34231718
Drive to legal pot state
Buy very legal pot tax free from me
Drive back to comfy home
Monetize pot
Cover yourself in many many more Benjamins and without floods, trips to grow store, trimming ...
Feels real good man

>>34227825
How hard is it to actually get castor plants beans, it would seem like something like that would be highly regulated or watched

>>34232180
Literally all of that is nonsense except or pain relief and is the medical equivalent of fudd lore .

>>34224397
>Yarrow is a powerful antistyptic (stops up bleeding) that can be applied as is under bandages to stops bleeding


....pretty sure it's more of an anti-coagulant than a coagulant.

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>>34229608
Fucking hell

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>>34229825
>implying that doesn't make it more exciting and rewarding

>>34229786
Be careful when growing blueberries. They attract possibly poisonous snakes that eat small animals that eat the berries off the ground.
>t. anon who grew up with blueberry bushes in his yard and almost got bit by a cottonmouth as a child near them along with many other sightings of snakes

>>34225629
Would it be at all possible to grow Nightshade in central Texas?

>>34231589
Get some weed and potassium nitrate and place it in a smoke grenade in lieu of the smoke filler.

>>34232278
Wow you're right, how could I be so blind to the lies of pier reviewed scientific journals and the scientific method as a whole.

>>34232612
If you bothered actually reading them they essentially say it doesn't make it worse, the 'shrinking tumor' crap comes from a retard's understanding of vasoconstriction and smoke.

I don't care if dope gets legalized, I prefer it did so people finally stop hyping it.

People like yourself think because it helps with creaky joints you can tell cancer patients it's going to cure them, may as well tell them to bathe in the Ganges and say three hail marys.

>>34225629
Best thing to grow on a balcony in SF for food? Would grapes tolerate the chill? Mulberries?

>>34224449
Shishio?

yew

>>34232231
living in the south on the atlantic coast means that trip is going to be like 24 hours one way. and getting caught transporting pot across state lines is a federal castration. not worth.

>>34229786
What about eastern kansas/western missouri area?

>>34224397
Hello DEA kun

>>34232639
This.
I like pot and all but come the fuck on man, it's not magic.

>>34225629
Are there any plants known to have good hemostatic effects? I'm almost sad this wasn't /k/'s first question.

>>34232180
You're the reason people hate weed, congratulations.

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>His country doesn't have an abundant source of pre made rope plants.
>His country doesn't have an edible toilet paper plant.
>His country doesn't have a waterproof roof tile plant.
How can yanks even compete?

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OG botany fag here taking an "OH SHIT IT'S RAINING" break from my humble farmwork.

>>34229786
Seconded, I tried to be universal since I don't know where he is, and a lot of those you recommended are my favs but are southern things.

>jujube
Great yields, I dislike them fresh (like a mediocre apple) but turn date-ish dried, figs always kick ass if you're in the south, pomegranates plant russian/slav varieties instead of "Wonderful" if you aren't in california, blueberries are ericoid which means they have symbiotic fungi instead of root hairs and need acid soil- the trick is to make sure your soil is around pH 5.5 and steal some soil from around "good" blueberries as the ericoid fungus doesn't into nurseries.

>opuntia
Get burbank's spineless if possible, otherwise seconded.

>>34229825
Probably

>>34230961
From my knowledge, blueberries- friendly reminder that cosmopolitanism/globalism made it impossible to subsist east of the mississippi due to the chestnut blight killing off the american chestnut.

>>34231683
Big difference between socialism and national socialism, wrong forum but look up George Lincoln Rockwell

>>34232245
You'd be shocked, it's a common ornamental, just don't prepare it or you'll die long before the ATF show up to kill your doggo.

>>34232283
Depends on if topical or internal, it's styptic but the medical properties taken internally do expand blood vessels.

>>34232306
True, but that's all fruit- snake boots are a man's best friend, along with possibly a fuddy five or meme-taurus-judge with rat shot.

>>34232539
Datura Inoxia is your friend.

>>34232723
I'd grow citrus honestly, literally everything would tolerate the chill since it never actually freezes IIRC, that or tomatoes, or herbs.

>>34232973
Think common-ish, apples/pears/quince/medlar/mulberries, vitis labrusca grapes, blueberries, etc.

>>34233436
Topically, dock, yarrow, basically anything tannic- internally, datura VERY VERY CAREFULLY YOU FUCKS, DON'T OVERUSE!!!!!

>>34229483
How do people not drain blisters when they get bigger than a quarter? Large blisters only result in necrosis.

>>34234124
speaking of tannin, blackberry leaves are an awesome source of tannin for topical or tea use.

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>>34234238
>Yank will never experience the joy of blackberry and kawakawa tea, with gingernuts

>>34234262
(don't speak too soon, yer talking about macropiper right?? I've had the tea from that before, I grow lots of tropicals just because)

>>34231683
Not him but national socialism is a God tier system

>>34233464
>Edible toilet paper
Us yanks prefer one or the other. You can keep your after shit snack