spoiler alert battlbox unboxing june 2017

How much do you pay a month for those?

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>>34219458
there's 3 levels. this is the top one. $150.

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weird. my coincidence detector is going off.

Battlebox? More like soap box.

>>34219477
you will get back pain trying to use that

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>>34219441
These monthly box things are the biggest scam ever and I'm mad I never got in on it early.

>>34219477
so you pay $150 a month for some company to send you trash worth $50?

holy fuck. we need another recession.

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4 way water valve wrench

>time for the same posts that people post every month when we have this thread
just a heads up, calling OP a shill, or an idiot for wasting his money is not original or clever.

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manual fuel pump

I like seeing what comes in these boxes, but I have absolutely no desire to sign up for a monthly delivery service thing like this and these threads make me realize they're a waste of money.

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>>34219502
But calling him an idiot is still true regardless.

>>34219562
wow
a 30 dollar backpack
I sure would use that over my 150 dollar backpack

>>34219499
This. What the fuck.

You're paying a company to send random shit. There's literally probably some kid who's a trip on milsurp threads bragging about how he makes a profit off you.

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this is a "lock blocker"

you insert one of these into a lock and it prevents it from being picked (i guess) and when you want to use it you can remove the insert with the other half of the tool.

i don't fully understand why this is a thing.

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6' of paracord to go with the 100' i have on hand

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mini pry bars

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>have moldy labia logo
>throw it on a box
>chinks who made box can't spell
>fuck it they'll think it's hip I'm sure
>fill box with dollar store tacticool garbage
>charge people $150 a month
>people actually buy it

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i actually almost bought one of these at walmart the other day but i got distracted and forgot. need a knife for the console in my new car.

this one doesn't have the assisted open but i'm sure kershaw will send out a spring if i email them or something

>>34219761
I dont think Ive ever seen how big the box is could you do a size comparison?

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this thing kinda pisses me off.
the handle is cheap ass plastic and feels like a blister machine.

>>34219579
That's my problem with these boxes. They're full of shit that I already have better versions of.

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>>34219775
varies month to month. smallest box was probably 12x12x4. biggest was like 24x18x10

>>34219441
Serious question, why not just spend that $150 on quality items you know you'll use instead of assorted junk items you'll probably never use?

>>34219776
How hard do you think it would be to make a different one, or just wrap the base metal in paracord as an alternative?

>>34219776
yeah get used to that. I'm probably gonna cancel mine because every month theres usually some form of faggoty shark knife in there

last month was Hurr durr man box shevving kit! cheap razor, cheap autism grenade soap lol! penguin of survival!!!111one!

>>34219815
He does this for us, not for himself.

last thread he explained its about posting here to expose it, rather than try to entice us with this plethora of """quality"""

>>34219793
i'd be completely fine if they just took the 150$ one and made a single item that was worth a shit like a great solar panel and battery set instead of this retarded dicks sporting goods shit

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>>34219815
i kinda like the random shit. stuff i'd never think to buy for myself. if i like them i sometimes go out and buy a better version.

the reason i started is because i couldn't find a knife to replace the knife i'd been carrying for 15yrs. i was spending $100 a month or so on different knives that i'd end up not liking so i figured if they're gonna send me a random one plus a bunch of other shit for $50 more i'd do this.

this way i get a knife i might not otherwise buy and i can try out different designs to see what i like.

unfortunately this time the knife of the month was this thing.

>>34219648
>trying to understand tacticool and something completely impractical

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>>34219845
probably not hard. screws are regular philips head. haven't gotten around to taking it apart yet.

i'm gonna look and see if they sell different styles

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and that's that

>>34219684
the best part is that he buys this shit in bulk, so he gets it for even less than what the regular prices are.

>>34219741
>>34219728
>The only useful item in this whole box is a less than $30 knife
A fool and his money.

>>34219964
no the best part is how he lists a 20$ item from amazon as a 90$ thing.

SOME shit is stuff i would have never looked for myself though like the one man tent and fire kit. still not entirely happy i'm spending 150 a month on it but its either this or 150 in something else

>>34219980
nice job reading the thread

>>34219948
>calling some piece of shit basic backpack a greyman pack
lmao

ITT OP spent his money on shit I dicked around and put in an Amazon cart for less than half the price
OP you're an idiot

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>>34219776

That's fucking embarrassing OP. Better sell the shit before it snaps from looking at it too hard.

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You idiots realize OP does this knowing that it's a waste of money because he wants to show people what's in the kits right?

He does this every month and makes a thread about it and you idiots and newfags still throw a fit at him that he's wasting money.

He knows he is, thank him for posting the contents and move on.

>>34220020
the actual hatchet is alright and seems to be well made. the handle is garbage. like for real.

>>34220110
Take it off, replace with the 6ft of paracord.

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>>34219655
One.
Hundred.
Fifty.
Dollars.
Per.
Month.

>>34220107
trip defending someone is worse than just straight calling OP faggots yourself

>>34219655
I assume they expect you to wrap the handle on the prybar thingy with that.

>>34220107
This is not a public service announcement you halfwit. He definitely does not do this ironically. He vehemently defended himself last month.

This """""""""human""""""""" enjoys spending this money on Chinese trinkets full stop.

>>34220141
yeah. i figured that out a little while ago but i suck at shit like that. i'll have to look up a video

at first i tried to line the holes up on the 2 bars thinking maybe the scales would swap or you could bolt the small bar to the bigger bar but they don't.

>>34220175
I get it to some degree, it's fun opening a box full of surprises every month. It's like a mini-Christmas. It's a lot less fun when it's all useless bullshit, though.

>>34219989
What other items in that box were useful and worth the money?
The shitassin """e tool""", the whopping 6 feet of cord, the stamped in china """survival axe""", the "it totally won't break after 30 seconds " fuel pump?


Please go defend your shit box somewhere else.

>>34220200
its not all useless though. You get some nifty stuff from time to time

its not the most robust shit yeah but it definitely gives you an idea of what you haven't considered yet.

>>34219776
Is that really an AR barrel nut wrench on there?
>using my sweet new AR rwench/axe to assemble my cool new AR
>just need to torque the barrel nut a little more...
>oh shit it slipped off, now I have an axe in my face
whoever designed this is a retard

>>34220391
But they give out the contents of every box on their website. Why not simply go to their website each month to see if there is anything you actually want and buy it separately instead of paying for everything else?

>>34219491

I dunno, I really like JapanCrate. But I'm a shameless Weeb, and I enjoy most of the snacks. Every once in awhile you get something really weird, like soy sauce candy, but it's mostly good.

>>34219793
its like a box of chinese shit off of /csg/ on /g/ thrown in a box for the grand sum of $8.27. and sold for $150

These boxes are a mashup of all the worst tables at a gun show. They should have it emit a taser buzzing sound when you open the box and then you've got the whole experience.

>>34219512
Literally 5$ at Harbor Freight if you don't use a coupon

https://www.harborfreight.com/multi-use-transfer-pump-66418.html

>>34219441
Why let someone choose cheap alternatives to useful items or duplicates of things you already have when you could simply set aside 150 every month and buy things you truly need/want?

This thread reminds me of some new SURVIVAL BOX I saw an ad for last night

>shtf survival box
>filled with a bunch of fleamarket-tier shit like tanto machetes and keychain firestarters

jesus christo

>>34219499
>>34219584
>>34220361
>>34219980
newfags detected

OP is just another sucker getting fleeced by the SHTF/TEOTWAWKI phenomenon. Full disclosure since 2011 I have been making money off of these people with my very own business that caters to these people. All thanks to President's W. Bush and Obama. During Obama, I saw my biggest sales ever in the third quarter of 2014. Things slowed in 2015-2016 so I had to shift int a slightly different but still applicable market. I have to admit, trump winning hurt business and I knew it would in January. So once again I made a shift with a new plan and products.

I'm not gonna saw what I do and what company. But if you found out my name, you would absolutely fucking froth. No, not Jewish.

>>34219441
Aw shit yeah, I was wondering when you were getting the next one.

>>34221473
Probably once a month i'd guess

>>34219441
>>34219451
>>34219465
>>34219477
>>34219488

This is so stupid.

It's like a combination of a 1950s mail order catalog for women with (((tactical))) garbage.

>>34219584
>trip on milsurp threads

lol after all these years they're still considered scammers?

Or am I just amused that people are still falling for their tricks?

>>34219441
God damn I'm so glad I caught my wife trying to get this for me

Holy shit what a fucking ripoff

>>34219441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTVJPcDKVU&list=PLpclVninnGnuXlu0RsM0Ipy3lLO-oSn1K

>>34221470

Yeah, and I own three adult websites that get thousands of hits a day

>>34219441
You should be banned for shilling

>>34222826
for showing people why they shouldn't spend money on this or for showing people why they should or cuz you think i got $500 for posting pics of my shitty coffee table with stuff on it?

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>>34219948

The basic package is the only tier that isnt half bad, the rest is insulting.

>>34223228
dat nigga stole your ice cream

>>34224398
Birb gets what birb wants.

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>the leatherman wave is almost half the price of this shitty box
>does more and will be used more than anything within this shitbox

I wonder how easy it'd be to set one of these mystery box companies up. I'd bet you could work out a deal with an existing warehouse to pack all of the garbage into the box for you, to keep overhead low. Then you'd just pay some mid-tier youtubers to shill it and you'd be good for as long as the fad lasts.

>>34219441
This monthly mystery box shit is getting out of hand.

>>34219672
>mini pry bars
So not pry bars at all?

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Its all trash.

>>34220416
Literally my first thought once I opened the picture and I'm amazed the first 3 replies to that post didn't point that out. That looks beyond fucking retarded.

At this rate, I wonder if I could package my shell casings and ship them to idiots as collectors packages.

>>34219948
>$149 cost/ $359 value
My fucking ass it is.

>>34221470
Can you at least tell us what you sell?

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>>34219613
>150 to get the equivalent of this 80 cent impulse buy from walmart
>worse actually, doesn't even have a mini ruler or wrench slots

>>34225773
>has to samefag for (you)s

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>>34225890

>>34219502

Heads up, OP is already on damage control