J.F.K

>>34213752
Get sent to jail and then executed because the CIA did it and I'm the Patsy instead of Oswald.

Sit in a Grassy Knoll with a scoped 6.5 Swiss rifle.

Gonna need another person with a vantage, though. Any volunteers?

>>34213752
I don't because I'm a law abiding citizen that doesn't wish to assassinate anyone. Also I lost all of my guns and ammo in a tragic boating accident.

Now fuck off.

>>34213752
360 noscope with AWP

>>34213752

Any other way than guns so gun laws wouldn't get stricter because of me.

>>34213752
50.bmg pistol rush

>>34213752
Not sure currently maybe I'll think of something, maybe I'd put a bomb in/under the limo, but you the same guy who posted the Castro thread OP?

>>34213792
Op said no explosions and still you said bomb. You that guy who can't read?

>>34213796
Sorry I missed that bit, I can't into reading properly I guess

Good thing I know how to drive a limo

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>>34213854
Top kek.

>>34213792
nah just doing this for shits and gigs

>>34213752
If I don't get funding I don't do shit. If they can't afford to shoot the easiest target ever then how could they afford to make "bad things" happen?

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>>34213752
Shoot him two or three times with some old rifle

>>34213897
Ah, also, don't wanna get too off topic, but I'm assuming most of /k/ believes there was a second shooter, or at least that Oswald was recruited to do it by the CIA. Do you guys? I do, mostly at least.

>>34213965
Nobody knows the truth, but anyone who's looked into it believes the official story if they have half of a brain.

They did a hell of a cover up. Jackie Kennedy was convinced he was killed by Texas oil men including LBJ. She kept her mouth shut and had that confession stored in a vault to be released 30 years after her death. Her daughter became so paranoid she released the papers a couple years early because she thought they might take her out to keep it suppressed.

>>34213985
*Doesn't believe the official story

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>>34213752
A BCT with no explosive ordnance.

>>34213772

It was an Italian rifle, dingus.

>>34214213
That's what we want them to think. Are you gonna sit in the tower or no?

>>34213772
I'd help but I don't have an appropriate rifle, maybe I can mail order one.

>>34213788
>.50 BMG pistol
fucking what gun even

>>34214254
predecessor of DE?

Maybe sawn off M2