n-no

>>34212763
would look pretty slick with gold plating and a nice royal purple for the grips

is it titanium/polymer?

imagine how light that thing would be

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>>34212782
Yeah that sounds cool.
What I'd REALLY love if it had a dollar bill finish like this hi-point.

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>>34212763

reminds me of those old imacs

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>>34212873
ERGONOMIC COMPUTER GUN

I know it looks dum but actually want one. And I want it in the most ridiculous color combination available. It has to look like something a clown would use.
I want people to question my sanity when I pull out this gun.

>called spectrum to appeal to autistic gun owners

>>34213011
>lol autism
do you mean the "4chan meaningless insult" autism or do autists actually have a thing for colors?

>>34213039

autism is diagnosed on a "spectrum"

since the DSM V

>>34213039
Not him but he might be on to something.

Real autist freak out over any little detail that goes against their routine or personal taste.

>>34213039
>>34213070

that's what people mean when they say someone is "on the spectrum"

I'm going to use that gun to dispense toothpaste.

>>34212890
yes hilarious. good post.

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>>34213002
Make it lime green with orange grips and it looks like a toy gun.

>>34212763
Everything about this seems to be targeting the women/noguns market

stand out colors and an obvious lock thing to make them feel safe. Its gonna be that gun they always point to first and start giving you guys who work the gunstore counter a headache I bet.

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>awe-inspiring aesthetics

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>>34212763
>soft
>touch
>panels
Wew laddy

>>34213524
My girlfriend wants one because it comes in pink. It was either one of these, or a sccy in pink.

I honestly don't care what color she wants, I'm just happy she wants to buy a gun and that she has a normal vagina.

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>>34212763
Not gonna lie, I honestly think the black and white one looks pretty slick. I might pick one up as a joke to see how shitty it is.

>>34213080
Except everyone is on the fucking spectrum.

>see name
>see rainbow

I was expecting some crazy ass like RGB lighting. Fuck its all the craze in the world of computer building and shit. Why not guns? This will be a game changer. Think of the vast untapped gun RGB market! Never done before.

>>34212763
There's something about this gun that REALY has me drawn to it.

>>34213551
The "feel" of things is also very important to autists. Look it up.

>>34213623

That's a pretty autistic thing to say honestly.

>>34213648
fugg I think I may be an autist

>>34212763
i dont know if guns should look like that... like they dispense breath mints

>>34212763
I might buy one just to shove up my ass

>>34213675
no u

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>>34212763
>if oral-b designed a gun

Genuine good idea.

Probs gonna be a shitty product. Then again, if they can make a decent revolver (Raging Boner in .454 Casual) I have half a hope.

>>34213736
Don't worry I'm with you. Its why wood grips are better than plastic. Look nice too.

>>34213507
ecksdee

>>34213613
I would certainly imagine the trigger being really shitty to use.

>>34213524
Funny enough that lock icon is to unlock the slide to disassemble.

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>>34213613
It's definitely AESTHETIC and for some reason just the fact it's made in Miami sorta gives it a 80's feel.
>tfw no white frame with salmon grips and slide.
And they're totally marketing to the gay crowd with the name and rainbow.

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>>34213770
>Yes, I tried your Colgate pistol And it made me Feel Like A Piece of SHIT!

>>34213978

For a moment looking at the thumbnail I thought this was a wood/metal variant, and I spiked a chubby.

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I would honestly get one and skin it like this if it was DA/SA. The DAO kills it a little for me.

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beware of cheaply constructed guns.

>>34215310
That's not a crack, it's a speed chasm. It allows the slide to operate quicker by channeling the air through the chasm. But it's ok, I don't expect /k/ommandos to understand aerodynamics.

>>34213566
You... you know you can have any gun you want cerakoted pink, right? She's not just limited to guns that are already pink.

>>34214947
I saw a grown ass woman in Jazz print jeggings at the gym the other day. No idea what to think.

>>34212873
it's blatantly the same marketing approach.

>>34212782
I prefer my 90s paper cup look

>>34213613
As a joke, haha.

right

that gun is on a spectrum alright, the autistic one.

>>34218202
Thatsthejoke.jpg

>>34218215
it's not, though. The gun is marketed to fags.

>>34218215
No the joke is gender is a spectrum, that's why they have the rainbow of colors between the letters. Armed gays don't get bashed.

>>34214947
There's a local fast food place in my town that still uses Styrofoam cups with that exact print on it.

It keeps your malts cold and makes me feel like I'm living the 90's again, it's a win win.

Now I just wish grunge and flannel would make a comeback, I mean heroin already has.

>>34218322
>Now I just wish grunge and flannel would make a comeback, I mean heroin already has.
Don't let your memes be dreams, man. Just don't do the heroin, shits awful.
>tfw I lost 2 close friends to the stuff.

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They should bundle it with matching fidget spinners to really highlight the "spectrum"

>>34218365
Sorry to hear that about your friends, I have no intention of course using that shit.

Just a bad joke about the epidemic we got going around, it's pretty bad where I am at, which is crazy, heroin was never a problem here.

>>34212763
wtf is up with that stupid as fuck safety lock shit !?
the lawyers are fucking everything again

>>34218451
I know what you mean, and no need to apologize. I usually joke about things to cope as well. It's crazy how bad it's gotten in middle america though. I'm pretty positive it's mostly coming from big city gangs looking to increase their customer base. Saw a lot of MS13 and other gang tags start cropping up around town shortly before the heroin started hitting the streets. Not to mention every mugshot from a herion/meth bust is a bunch of hoodrat or cholo looking motherfuckers with the odd trailer trash that got caught homebrewing.

>>34215310

Taurus = shit

You don't want to bet you life on a gun that may or may not work when you need it.

>>34213613
So what's holding back the more competent manufacters from designing more interesting looking firearms? Just as the Italians have proven that they can build both high performing and beautiful shotguns and cars, someone must be able to design beautiful pistols.

I mean aside from some of the more beautiful but very traditional 1911s and Sigs.

So why does Taurus still exist again?

Don't tell me people are actually buying guns that shoot on their own.

>>34213623
Especially you.

>>34218543

Since 2012 it's been "AR-15's, ammo, and hi-cap mags will get you the most profit". Now that shit is slowing down, you'll start to see more companies come out with unique products.

But really, lack of innovation is due to the fact that companies haven't had to separate themselves over the past few years due to the ungodly demand for certain guns and parts. Taurus does it anyway (like when they did the Curve) because that's what Taurus does.

I'd like to finger fuck a Spectrum but if it's anything like said Curve, I'd rather not have one. Curve felt like a piece of shit.

>>34218574

Taurus has been around for decades. Reason why they are popular in America is they offer decent product for cheap money. Also, the Judge really helped them out years ago with popularity.

>>34218574
Most people in the US who want to buy guns don't want to spend a lot of money and can't be bothered to do any research. This is primarily why Taurus is popular, they're cheaper than the other guns on the shelf and people don't know any better.

>>34212763
>ping the future
I will.

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Jesus Christ this thread is less funny than the comments on my grandma's facebook posts. This is going to be a hard summer.

>>34220467
Run. Run far away and don't you dare look back. You're free now, anon.

Maybe one day we all can.

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>>34212763
>Tfw you secretly want to fingerfuck a Taurus now...

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>>34218426
Underrated post

>>34213978
It looks like shit go back to r/guns.

>>34213566
Mine said the same thing, she likes that you can customize it.

I'm not too keen on .380 but she is 5'3" and has tiny hands.

>>34220467

it's a discussion thread not a comedy show.

>>34212763
looks like it's designed by someone on the spectrum

>>34221736
And yet it's filled with hilarious reddit humor regardless.

>>34212763
Strippers Choice, Just don't mistake it for a dildo.

>you were born just in time for guns to obtain a perfect A E S T H E T I C

I'm happy where I am.

>>34212763
>>34213613
looks like a starter gun from a cyberpunk RPG

>>34213011
Called Spectrum to appeal to those who think gender is a spectrum.

>>34218615
>Reason why they are popular in America is they offer shit product for cheap money.

fify

>>34224271
This.
The Curve is cyberpunk as fuck. It just needs to be made a little cheaper and it would be perfect.

>Local Gothiks causing trouble in my stacks
>don't have a lot of creds
>catch the tube to local archology
>behind the Haitian krill-patty stand is the old Taurus vending machine
>slot my credstick, punch the old analog buttons
>machine whirres, clatters
>receive plasfoam box marked TAURUS CURV3
>single-use disposable pistol pre-loaded inside
>it'll have to do.

>>34212763
get on the S|P|E|C|T|R|U|M