>blocks your path >"Hey gunfag, why don't you

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>>34209889
back it up right now and get out my way, you understand me? threaten me and I will be forced to take action

>>34209889
Why don't you get out of the tree manlet

>>34209889
>>blocks your path
thanks man I almost ran into that tree

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>>34209889
Who says you cant have a little bit of both?

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>>34209889
I am no man

>>34209889
never seen albino wesley snipe before

>>34209889
So is that some kind of mobile tree?

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>>34209889
>shoot path clear
>"Get clothes that fit, fagit"

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>>34209889
>but I do have a blade
>...with some guts behind it

*shoots the blade out of your hand with my sawn off double barrel boomstick*
psssht, nothing personal kid

>>34210055
>Stab him as he tries to do whatever autistic shit
>"SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL YA CUNT"

These threads stopped being funny years ago.

>>34209889
Did you just assume my gender?

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REEEEEEEE

>>34209889
>*draws gun*
>"teleports" bullets into his chest
Nothing personnel, swordfag.

>>34210091
Just don't break the geneva convention and admit it on camera

>>34209889

I ask him what the fuck is wrong with his nihonto and why it has a Chink point instead of a Nip point. Then I remind him that this is a Stand Your Ground state and I'll make a Trayvon out of him if his antifa-looking ass doesn't get out of my way.

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>>34209949

>>34209971
Post titties

>>34209889
>>>/b/

ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_8tGC9UEKE

>>34209889
When I was in like, 6th grade I used to be a massive swordfag and wrote some retarded compare-contrast essay about how swords were better than guns, thankfully I have no idea where it is, probably buried in some stack of papers somewhere, if I ever find it I think I'll burn it

Christ I was a little retarded sperg

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>>34209889
>whip out blade bayonet on chink SKS
>shout "CHING CHONG DING DONG!"
>shove the bayonet and rifle upwards like a pike
>pierce his groin then shoot
>"WHAT NOW, FOORISH IMPERIARIST SAMURAI?!"

>>34209889
>"Because it lets me do this"
>I raise my left hand in the shape of a gun and point it at his cold, dead, heart.
>"bang"
>i can see the rage in his eyes as a manic smile stretches across his face and he raises his blade to strike.
>one moment he's there dozens of feet in front of me, the next he's simply gone.
>just what i was waiting for, Teleportation Jutsu isn't instantaneous, it takes a skilled practitioner more than half a second to will themselves from one fixed point in space and time to another. I hear the temporal dilation and planetary movement calculations alone make the skill impossible for most to utilize in combat.
>All the time in the world to a gunslinger
>Im already reaching my right hand under my jacket as he pops out of existence, and my finger finds the trigger as he pops back into it right behind me.
>i can hear his blade singing as it cuts through the air, hungry for blood and questing for my neck
>BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>It's song is cut short as i blindly fire both barrels of my half holstered sawed off shotgun from under my left armpit, swatting it's owner to the ground.
>"i can tell you're an amateur, attacking from behind like that is something only the dumbest teleporters do. shit's way too predictable."
>i think hes trying to say something back to me but i must've hit his lungs or something because all i can get out of him are "motherfuh-her" and some pained gurgles.
>i slide my Cz out of it's home on my left hip, thumbing off the safety as i do and leveling it between the kid's eyes.
>"heh, nothing personal kid. You just weren't tough enough for this line of work"
>I cut his suffering short with two rounds.

Indiana.jones.sword.fight.swf(2).gif

>>34209889
>implications

Man is a tool user, thus, the wielder of the most advanced tool, is the manliest.

>>34209889
This guy looks so much like me lmao.

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>>34209889
Because a shovel is more versatile.

>>34210920
multiple keks

>>34210920

cap this

>>34211117

This is some racist shit right here.

>>34209889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o

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>>34209996
Fucker

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>>34210920
Kek

>>34211117
May I have source?

>>34211137
>>34211145
>>34211213
im deply honored.

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>>34209889
>pulls out prestine 1891 mosin nagant 91/30
Why don't you...
>pulls back bolt and grabs clip
think twice...
>slams round into magazine
about what you just said...
>closes bolt and shoulders rifle
to me, buddy

>>34209889
Didnt know Eric Harris had a weeaboo cousin.

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Lemme see your wrists.

Can you even swing that thing?

>y-you to!

>>34209929
drunk as fuck and this put my sides in orbit. carry on.

.....tree manlet....lololol

>>34209909
>don't you threaten me or my wife's son or I will be forced to leap into action with deadly force

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>>34211146

>>34210920
Noice, I'm saving this.

>>34211245
the gunman i believe

>>34210684
>CHING CHONG DING DONG
>FOORISH IMPERIARIST

holy kek

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>>34209889
>why don't you carry a blade like a real man?

>blade
>no size specified

But I do, you retard.

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>>34209889
You won't even hear my next attack
Heh, it's nothing personal kid. You just don't realize how outclassed you are.

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>>34209958
>tfw my SMLE was bubbad
>tfw it will never have a bayonet again

In the immortal words of the Swiss:

Shoot twice and go home.

>>34210920

thats some shadowrun shit right there.

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>>34210920

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>>34213921

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>>34209889
>put onww1 repro french uni
>grab Berthier
>*affix rosalie bayonet*
>Ils ne passeront pas !

>>34213317
That's pretty

What is it? How much was it? Where did you buy it?

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>>34210920

>>34209889
cause you can't 360 no scope a faggot with a katana

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>>34210611

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>>34209889
Fucking Zulu's are trying it again.

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>>34210920
>>34211145

>>34210920
>Read this in Vegeta's voice
It's perfect

>>34209889

is that a fucking reverse blade katana

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>>34210611

>>34212764
>defending yourself is a meme.

>>34210528
>the geneva convention matters outside of war.

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"I can guarantee you if I introduced the rifle to a warrior of the past they would immediately ditch their current weapon. Ultimately a weapon is a tool, and the one that best serves its purpose is most likely to be used."

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>>34209909

>>34216469
Source?

>>34210611
Who would've thought the guy with the fedora would be the least cringeworthy.

>>34209889

>Indianajonesshootingsomeflashyswordwieldinginggoatherder.gif

>>34213968
It's a CRKT Homefront. I'm not that anon so dunno what he paid or where he got it.

>>34215936
>I can guarantee you if I introduced the rifle to a warrior of the past they would immediately ditch their current weapon."

The Samurai are the perfect example of this, they ditched their swords as soon as they could for firearms.

>>34216469
Is that Dolph Lundgren

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>>34210920
>*muffled synthwave in the background*

>>34213968
>That's pretty
Thanks. Literally my first quality knife ever.
>>34213968
>What is it?
CRKT Homefront
>How much was it?
$73USD
>Where did you buy it?
The eBay.

>>34209949
/thread

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>>34210920
Swordfags BTFO.

>shoot him 8 times with my CC and now he is dead

>>34209889
shape shine shadow silhouette movement

eat lead ;)

>opens up jacket to reveal multiple bricks of C4 and other explosives
>"الله أكبر"
>swordfag and his shitty tree are now scattered across the neighborhood
>I get 72 virgins

>>34210661
I'm gonna need you to find and post it. Sounds like it has potential.

>>34218361
>Get to moon god heaven
>Allah reviews your file
>Points out that a fucking tree in Ghana killed over 20 people
>Calls you an amateur and refuses to give you virgins for your 3rd rate martyrdom

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>>34209889

>>34217617
A TRUE smamureye would EVER ditch his kitana gayjin

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>>34210920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8iw2K6FuVQ

>>34216469
I think thats the 80s punisher not 100% sure havnt seen it in years.

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>>34210920

>>34209889
Bang. A self defense case where the dead guy literally has a sword isn't too difficult to argue in court.

>>34218899
Life is so cheap in china even the police feel free to fire rounds into the air without worrying about where they will land

>>34213968
>What is it?
a knife
>How much was it?
however much a knife costs
>Where did you buy it?
a store