Self-defense, the European way

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>>34197516
Did you just mangina-post in my thread? Fine, imagine they're hindu terrorists if it makes you feel any better. You have a spoon, 3 people, what do?

>>34197564
the only "terrorists" are white

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>>34197689
>baiting this hard

>>34197461
Video myself saying that I died because the gun laws are bullshit and send it

Not much you can do with a spoon

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>>34197516
Is this pasta?

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>>34197717
You could at least throw it at one of the attackers to try disarm him with your mad BJJ skills and use his weapon against the 2 others.

how many "terrorists attack you, wat do?" threads do we need per day? janitors need to start deleting this shit

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>>34197516
>>how the some of the posters here could even be considered people is the same.

Congratulations, by dehumanizing your enemy, you're just as bad as anyone else who supports genocide.

>>34197516
Reminder that that man would never have committed a terrorist act if the government hadn't waved off an employee shooting an unarmed woman holding a baby and then followed that fuck up a year later by burning a house full of children.

Early 90's law enforcement was a crapshoot of excessiveness and BLM doesn't know how good they really have it.

>>34197516
McVeigh was a patriot. Collateral damage doesn't matter in war, and if you serve the government you are the problem. Either spit out the teat or own your choices.

>>34197689
Fine, you're at the neighborhood pub when 3 IRA members bust in yelling something about potatoes and all you have is spoon. What do?

>>34197461
I bend the spoon back and forth to heat the metal then break off the head of the spoon. That's when I teleport front of the terr's and stab them in the neck with a hot spoon handle. when the media comes and the police arrest me for xenophobia, I chuckle and say "Heh, nothing personal kid" as every spoon weilding child becomes legally armed and dangerous while eating their breakfast.

>>34197737
It's scenes like this that convince me that he realizes he's acting in Seagallsploitation flicks and that he actually enjoys it.

>>34197767
First, I walk up to them and say
"How dare you defy the will of a foreign government you racist bigot. Besides Ireland and is the same cause you both have the same accents, right?" then I proceed to get shot yell "these men prove that guns are evil"

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>>34197461
>draw
>aim
>fire
This is the American version.

>>34197516
Sorry your pasta is so delicious i have to bite the bait.
Saying nigger and faggot on 4chan is like people screaming "420 blaze it faggot" its ment to shock outsiders and makevlicals chuckle, id be suprised if 10% of the board did not beat of to latin shemales getting blown by dudes at least once a week.
Guns are fun, remove kebab is a eeal thing though. They are incompatible with western culture.
Now back to guns, i love em

>>34197516
please go back to where you came from

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>>34197801
What if I changed the situation up such that it was three goombas and they were arguing about whose mother makes the best manicotti, and you're seeing what I'm saying and all yous have is a spoon?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC0MzJl4p4Y

This is how you prevent rape and robbery against immigrant perps in Finland. This informative piece was created and shared by the national broadcast service YLE.

>>34197892
This video was created to counter the increase in sexual crimes and muggings that happened to occur during the flooding of refugees and people of similar skin tone.

>>34197873
Taste each of their mother's manicotti with my spoon and render an impartial decision.

>>34197892
So Finn girls can use the Force?

>>34197892
Is this satire? I can't tell anymore

>>34197934
Not a satire, YLE (national broadcast service) made the video using the information they got from experts, including the police.

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>>34197461
>posting cucked british poster
*triggered*
Europe is not a country, you dumb cunt.
Where I live, I can say what I want, buy any black powder gun as long as I'm 18 & have an id, get a firearms permit if Im a normal citizen.
And I can walk the streets with a fucking bastard sword if I please, as long as the blade is covered so it doesn't cause injury to other people on the sidewalk.
Guess my cunt.

>>34197892

This is great, ste is using the psychic power!

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>>34197735
>Post references /pol/ on /k/.

What made you think that, Einstein?

>>34197913
Guess how we all know you don't spend much time around Italians?

The winner by your judgement holds you while the other two goombas beat you, all the time insisting that their mother is an angel and asking whatta you said about their mother.

>>34197892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Fyf4R-nzI

>>34197971
>Guess my cunt.
The baggy one with the dark wrinkly lips and large clitoris?

>>34197717
Yall nuggas need anatomy lessons

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>>34197516
you forget. everything here is for the lulz. unlike tumblr and reddit, we do it for fun and games, not because we mean it. when we say kill yourself, we are being funny. when they say kill yourself, they are being serious.

>>34197516
Fucking hate summer. Get the fuck out. You need to go back.

>>34198109
>Namefagging
>Can't recognize pasta
Go back to /b/ summerfag

>all these replies to the pasta
I wonder if they know it's bait and reply anyway, or if they're really that new.

>>34197516
This is some delicious pasta

>>34198117
>Go back to/b/
>wanting reddit trash anywhere on the site
>thinking the containment board actually contains anything

>>34197516
Worst case of "domestic terrorism".

Well fuck me, I guess we can just forget about 9/11 then.

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>>34197461

Yeah, those CCW permits really made a difference in 9/11.

FUCK YOU!!! I'M MILLWALL!

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>>34198579
>CC permits
>NYC and DC
You're a funny guy, Sully.

>>34198579
Cause none of those fags where CC'ing the PTRS41 in 20mm dumb fuck libtard.

>>34197873
Just jump on them. You don't even need the spoon.

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>>34197516
have a smug animu

>>34198579
They would have if people were allowed to CC on the planes.

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>in the rare event of a firearms or weapons attack
>rare

>>34198337
Bush did 9/11 idiot

>>34198678
>this breaks the kneecaps

>>34198969
Fuck you, man, 9/11 had standards. Didn't even go down for Clinton.

>>34198763

Thats what I love about the USA. People like you are allowed to drive cars at age 16 and buy an AR-15.

The best part however, is that you wont understand why Im calling you a fucking idiot.

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I see the racist mods deleted my post
I wasn't aware the truth hurt you so much

>>34198579

Not a single hijacking since 2001.

>>34197461
>in the rare event of

Not really so rare desu.

>>34199258
>unironically posting horesy comics

>>34197985
Everyone on /k/ cries about da ebil /pol/ though

>>34199285
Is it wrong though?

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>>34199309
Not if you take your facts from The Young Turds

>>34199309
Depens on what you mean by wrong...

Trump has lied, for example, about how many floors osme of his buildings have. If you want the guy in office to shake it up, that wont be changed by 700 lies.

If you think Trump is honest and always straight with you, then suddely 700 lies makes a difference.

>>34197461
Realistically, the core strategy is not wrong.
The presence of a defensive firearm (in a terror situation) allows you to more effectively break contact and escape. Once you have escaped, you need to seek cover and concealment. Once you have done that you should ensure the authorities know what you know.
If everyone did this, and there were enough defensive handguns scattered about, terror fatalities from spree attacks would drop significantly.

>>34199446
>Trump has lied, for example, about how many floors osme of his buildings have.
Is that a lie or just being wrong, though?

He certainly has lied, but that should surprise nobody.

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>>34197461