Why don't you own the future of self defense yet?

>>34190127
Why, so I can record someone shooting me?

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>>34190127
>For decades, security response was limited to two types with vastly different (and risky) results: armed or unarmed. Now there is anINTERMEDIATE choice: a safer, smarter and stronger non-lethal defensive option that is changing the way security teams respond and prepare for incidents.

>Guardian 8 Corporation is the developer and manufacturer of the Pro V2, an Enhanced Non-Lethal (ENL) defense device designed for professional security officers. The Pro V2 is an intermediate solution that bridges the gap between unarmed and armed security, so it allows officers to protect themselves and others effectively without resorting to lethal force.

>>34190127

So it's a pepper spray gun with a flashlight on it?>>34190140

>1250 usd vs a 500 usd 9mm problem solver
Hmmm I wonder why

>>34190127
no thanks ill stick to my g19 in a shoulder holster

>>34190127
>Why don't you own the future of self defense yet?

Because this isn't for self defense?

It's a tool for unarmed guards, or for armed guards to augment with non-lethal options.

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>>34190189
I've never hated tripfags or had a problem with them until I stumble across this faggot.

>>34190189
> no thanks, I'll stick to my glock 19
You could have stopped there
> I'm also a massive faggot and like to use the most retarded method of carrying known to man
Might as well put it in a pocket holster and shove it up your ass

>>34190225
i lost one gun in a pants holster im no gonna lose another one like that.

>>34190127
I could John Woo a pair of beretta 92s for that much.

>>34190250
You just "lost it"? Really? You didn't realize the hunk of metal the size of a soap bar was missing from your waist?

>>34190325
someone stole in while i was taking a shit in the public shitter. they just reached under grabbed it and ran off. the cops didnt beleive thats what happened.

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Is that dumb youtube commercial still up? It was great of OC

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>>34190335
>the cops didn't believe that
Yeah, I can understand that. Goddamn dude, if you're going to carry, have more situational awareness.

>>34190386
are you new here? do you not realize who you're talking to?

>>34190386
they did find the gun a few weeks later. i got thsi strange visit from the atf at work and they kept asking if i sold the gun and just reported it stolen. i kept saying no becuase i didnt sell it and it was stolen. then a few days later i get a call from teh sherrifs office that i can come get my gun it was recovered. they woodnt tell me how or where it was recovered but it didnt even look like the theif shot it at all.

>>34190427
Either chill out on the day drinking or turn your auto correct back on

>>34190427
it probably got sold to a pawn shop or something, then the SN popped up as stolen.

>>34190465
my auto correct only works on my phone i did have two tallboys on the way home from work.

>>34190250
But if it was snuggly placed up your rectum you would always know it was there.

>>34190420
No, I've seen this tripfriend before, but I never responded to anything from him. My name is also Callum, so that make me feel like responding too.

>>34190427
They questioned you because of your incompetence, my dude. Either stop shitting in public bathrooms, or stop carrying.

>>34190335
God you're such a fucking idiot

>>34190127
for that same price, I could buy 2 normal carry guns and ammo/accessories

>>34190540
i now carry in a shoulder holser so noone can reacher under the door and grab my gun

>>34190250
That what you get for not watching your gun while you shit.

>>34190350
Oh god yes. I had forgotten it.

>>34190567
All you had to do was put the gun on the toilet tank behind you. If the tank was against the wall, just prop it against the TP holder. I wouldn't give a fuck if I was shitting, I would have still chased that asshole, and taken back mu stolen property.

>>34190650
>i would have totally chased that armed felon down

Looks like we found the only guy in this thread who's actually dumber than callum.

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>>34190650
its a commercial toilent it doesn have a tank

>>34190670
>only guy in this thread who's actually dumber than callum.

i know i anint the smartest guy around but dang is this one dumb

>>34190567
did you cry and finish your shit after he stole it?

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>>34190674
So put your gun on top of the TP holder? Man, you are dumb.

>>34190674
Whatever, I give up. Please don't have your guns stolen in the future.

>>34190674
I will pay for your vasectomy. Drop your contact info.

>>34190693
i was all like what the fuck just happened. some nigger hand just grabbed my glock. then i finished and called the cops.
>>34190725
this wasn't a country club. the tp what haning from a rope with like 4 rolls on the rope. have you nver taken a shit ina gas station shitter.

>>34190746
Callum U. Williamson
general delivery
yellow bluff, al 36769

>>34190670
Did your MENSA score come in the mail yet? What was it? Did you make it?

>>34190693

He probably screamed " Reee " during the rest of his poop session.

I bet he did not even wipe out of sheer frustration.

>>34190783
>trying to defend his own stupidity by attacking a stranger's intelligence on the internet

lol

>>34190350
>when you bring a strobe light to a gun party

>>34190748
>didn't just put the fucking gun in his lap

>>34191400
no wanting to shoot my junk off

What does that thing shoot? Lasers?

>>34190748
I had to once and it sucked. It was one of those turbo flush tanks that can rip an arm off. The filthiest public emergency shit was in a IGA on a 50s style stool with no seat. I decided if I had a week left to live 1 day would be spent burning all those fucking stores to the ground. But who doesn't have at least one shameful shit story that only comes out when you're drunk? You accumulate them, like that time I had food poisoning and shit so hard the capillaries in my face burst and I blacked out so my roommate took me to the ER. Good times.
So figuring out where to put your gun during a tactical dump scenario is hard, you don't want to be pointing a pistol at the door and trying to focus on emptying ass, you need both hands free for that. Shoulder holsters are ok.

>>34190222
>>34190225
>responding to Callum posts

>>34192196
Not between your legs you silly fuck ON your lap, that way if the gun malfunction genie does tickle your trigger then you'd shoot the wall next to you or get bad slide bite

and then you go to jail for killing the guy in the stall beside you...

>>34190222
>I've never hated tripfags or had a problem with them until I stumble across this faggot.
you must be new

>>34194202

No one can resist the retardation that is Hunter 2 1 (That is callum)

>>34190127
It's marketed as the best option for non-armed security agents. But the events in London pretty much showed that the best option for non-armed security is to be replaced by armed security.

>>34190350
https://youtu.be/3Wk5Hx4eC9w

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>It's a pepper-spray gun with a rape whistle

No thanks, I'll stick to my standard memes

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>>34194599
literally a squirt gun with a flashlight and a rape whistle.

>>34194974
Don't worry, it's getting a firmware update to replace the alerting siren tone with repeated "GET FUCKED NIGGER" at 130dB

>>34190350
I can't find it but I wish I freaking could. They must have removed it out of embarrassment.

>>34190222
wait til ypu meet phil

Pffffffahahahahahahaha

https://youtu.be/S0gFB_t-Pxk

>>34190222
sounds like a job for "muslimbro"

>>34190894
its not a party without a strobe light though

>>34193549
it shoots shame

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>>34190127
You could legitimately outfit a security guard completely for the price of this super-soaker filled with seasoning.

G19-$350
flashlight with strobe-$100
Taser with laser/light-$400
IIIA Body armor-$300
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$1250

This is horseshit. Shame on them for peddling this garbage.

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>>34190498
>needing Autocorrect
How does it feel being dumber than the dindu who stole your gun.

>>34190127

I mean, I suppose it would be useful just for dealing with irritable drunks and people who are mostly just trying to intimidate others, but I still wouldn't stop carrying a gun if I was a security guard issued with one of these. Sometimes, there's no substitute for the threat- or use- of lethal force.

>>34197312
YESSS THAT'S IT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCY0Zi8IrM

>>34190140
We Judge Dredd now

>>34199414
i got my gun back so the dindu wasnt that smart

>>34194999
checked
There better be some mlg airhorns and some recordings of twelve year olds playing call of duty sound effects included with the gun.