Birbs and Blats

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>>34188629

I wish this wasn't so niche

>>34188629
The one thing cat and dog people can agree on is that bird people are fucking weird.

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My kind of thread.

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Birb a best

>>34190058
and gay. birds are gay too.

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>>34190223
Do you have a terminal disease yet, cause I'm getting impatient

>>34190058
Bird people are normal, cockatoo people on the other hand are effectively paying thousands of dollars to adopt a retarded child with an integrated airhorn. For 80 years.

>>34190058
I'm a cat guy and I really appreciate birds.

>>34191203
eh I mean macaws cost thousands to purchase cockatoos can be easily found for sub 1k.

Birds are smarter than dogs and can show the same levels of affection. They don't squawk constantly if you spend even an hour or two a day with the.

besides ive had dogs die on me and its always devastating.... that doesn't happen with large birds because of their life span...I wont have to bury my buddy...

>>34191203
kek'd

>>34193124

You're right, you'll be buried instead and your buddy will go into another home with someone who doesn't really love him or some kind of foster care and spend his days wondering what went wrong.

>>34193186
nah, I would just do one of the millions of things that for some reason instantly kill a bird, such as LITERALLY COOKING IN THE SAME ROOM AS IT WITH A TEFLON COATED NON STICK PAN. Seriously its like zyklon B for birds.

But yeah, buried with me.