ITT: we make fun of this asshole
https://moderncombatandsurvival.com/survival/survival-weapons/gatka-urban-survival-weapon-sword-fighting/
>"literally hold off any number of attackers"
>"Not one soldier got within 10 yards of any one of the entrances!"
...really? The Army didn't just, I don't know, use rifles or hand grenades? I feel like the Army didn't truly care if it got into the temple or not.
>>34186613
>10 years of military training in elite infantry units around the world
This guy was in for a whole decade? I really want to look up his record and find out if he was really a logistics dungeon rat or something.
>survival arts
brah the SAS called they said... they didn't actually say anything there was just threatening breathing noises and salivating
>>34186647
CONTINUING
>>34186733
Ha, the joke is that deep-dish pizza is not delicious and for sure it's not a pizza.
>>34186774
I mean after a year in the sandbox fighting Johnny Taliban or Afghan Dan I'm pretty any pizza is acceptable
You can tell he knows what he's talking about by all the bold letters
>>34186992
And he can turn literally anyone into a human blender. I'm really hoping Terminal Lance can find someone who knows him IRL
>>34186613
This video shows the secret techniques
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uITa_lQ00q4
Seems to be very good.
If you had mastered the Gangnam style, helps a lot.
>>34186613
>>34186916
This is entirely wrong and its belief the only reason perpetual stains on America such as Chicago and Detroit are allowed to continue existing.
POO
>>34186613
>create a virtual “human blender force field”
Seems legit.