hobo-tier weaponry

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>>34180135

Honestly, any hobo with a long, sturdy stick and enough drugs in his system is pretty fucking scary.

>>34180135
Nothing would scare me more than an open wound on a hobo. It's a one way trip to AIDS town population you.

>a miniature hobo
I'd be scared as fuck

Smell

Needles.

>>34180135
his dick

A hobo once showed me his pipe pistol that fired nails it was pretty neat

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>>34180135
Why, you plan on doing some man hunting?

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>>34180135
I hear they give out knives for free.

>>34180251
you think i'm scared of some street rat, jabronie?

>>34180135
Hmmm.

Brick

Heavy branch with either smaller sharp branches poking off of it, barbed wire, broken glass, or nails embedded in it

crusty sock full of *insert hard heavy objects here*

2-3 dirty syringes clutched betwixt his fingers like a wolverine wanna be.

Rock tied/taped to a stick

already bloody knife

>>34180251
i just want to murk some hobos and use the sort of weapons they'd use to defend themselves so as to create an even playing field.

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>>34180135

>>34180436
Underrated have a (you)

>>34180135
Hepatitis
Broken bottles
Awful odor
Long dirty nails
Spit

This seems like the basic gear of the homeless I encounter in my town.

>>34180135
a machete

A mangy and bad tempered chihuahua.

>>34181352
KEK

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>>34180135
Millwall brick

>>34180135
Locally we have this hobo who walks around in a dirty tan trenchcoat and carries around a pawnshop wakizashi. Only seen him like three times at the downtown MacDonalds, but seems chill.

Grittiest hobo-tier weapon would be about 14-16 inches of rebar with about 4-5 inches at the bottom duct taped.

>>34183696
Hey now, those aren't too bad if you use a little padding and tape it up good.

>>34181352
I know a Russian guy who used to be a heroin addict who has hepatitis and HIV, nice guy, feel bad for him, but he seems to manage them ok

>>34183696
hobo samurai/ronin sounds pretty cool