>hehe thanks for letting us playing with your guns!

>>34177277
Why are women so bad at shooting?

Even the competition shooters aren't very good.

>>34177277
>obese
>overweight
>drinking
>fingers on triggers
Absolutely disgusting.

>>34177451
>still a virgin
>not much fun at parties
>doesn't know obese and overweight are synonyms
ladies seems legit to me.

Those aren't my guns. This isn't my house. Oh God, it's happening again!

>Finger on trigger
>Overweight
>Fucking drinking while being around firearms
>Visibly intoxicated
Who ever owns those guns should lose all rights to use and posses firearms

possess*

>>34177533
>doesn't know obese and overweight are synonyms
Are you literally retarded?
>If your BMI is 25.0 to <30, it falls within the overweight range.
>If your BMI is 30.0 or higher, it falls within the obese range.
https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/adult/defining.html

>>34177277
>Visibly drunk
>fucking finger on the trigger
I don't care how deseparate was the autist who let those cows touch his guns, this is just retarded, and you can even see a bottle of some liquor on the left side of that truck.
[spoiler]still would fuck the right one, i love heavy chubby bondes[/spoiler]

>>34177533
>not addressing the serious concerns
>being a white knight
>thirsty
>not even remotely /k/

Get out

>not fucking fat chicks
Why

>>34177277
Itt: faggots who think drinking while holding an unloaded gun will magically make it go off.

>>34177690
Because it is unhealthy and repulsive.

>>34177277
>grip pod
>corona
>no td
No surprises

>>34177690
i dont even want to legitimize their existence.

>>34177277
>hehe thanks for letting us playing with your guns! This'll look sooo cool on facebook!
>so um, A-Alision... You want to huu, um... g-go to um... like a m-movie or s-something uhh... maybe friday?
>Uhh like it's sort of going to be like a busy week for me, but like maybe some other time :^)

>>34177718
>>34177747
>low test

Would the girl on the right happen to be named Mercedes?

>>34177690
Its disgusting and an insult to fitizens

>>34177533
son are you retarded that you have to defend a picture of women in tge internet?

>>34177277

>women
>beer
>guns

One of those things needs removing.

PS its not the guns and beer.

Hehehe, little do they know those are actually my dad's guns.

>>34177690
Not ones with poor gun safety skills.

>>34177277
I'd breed with fattie on the left, my primal instincts tell me to drag her to my room and keep raping her until she'll give birth to my offspring.

>>34177919

Nine months is a long time, people will start looking for her.

Guys do everything better.
>trigger discipline
>can hold their liquor
>more fit men than women
>always down to fuck

Why aren't you gay /k/?

>>34177973
Literally not in my nature.
Ive been asked by gay guys if im down to fuck but fuck that noise.

>>34177973
I don't like things in my bum because poop is gross and I don't want that shit smearing everywhere.

I hate being around people with alcohol. They just yell all the time

>>34177307
boobs get in the way.

>>34177307
They are inferior to men in every aspect of life. Their only purpouse in life is to give you son.

>>34177690
Best sex of my life was with a chubby girl. She was fucking nuts but goddamn that pussy was sold gold magic.

>>34178039
Soon we will have artificial wombs and won't need them.

>>34178057
Describe it to me anon.
what did you see

>>34177703
So they took a truck, guns, and alcohol, to some open area in the dark just to take one picture and look at the guns?
Don't be a fucking retard, they were shooting.

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>>34178068
She was built very similar to the blond girl in OPs pic. We met at a 24 hour Starbucks. Her husband was deployed at the time but their marriage was pretty much over by then so we fucked on the third date. She had a big butt and thick thighs and cute lil boobs with nipple rings and love it when I pulled on them with my teeth during sex. And fuck was she tight. I'm no two-pump chump but she could get me off in five minutes flat with that thing. She had beautiful strawberry blind pubes too. Always neatly trimmed.

Anyway she was nuts and I was only 21, so we broke up after a few months. She's married with a kid now.

>>34178173
cool,thanks for sharing.

>>34178173
>her husband was deployed
Saw that coming.

>>34177973
I actually paid attention in my human biology classes and I know for a fact that inserting things into your anus is not good for you, no matter how much homosexuals try to downplay or ignore the risk and long term consequences it has for their health.

>>34178173
>Her husband was deployed
I never understood why military fags think it's a good reason to be married while you're in the army.

>>34178238
Not my proudest moment. But at that point they hadn't spoken in over a year. All that was left was for her to sign the divorce papers.

>>34178258
I don't care what your professor taught you in your (((biology))) class. Heterosexuality is a jewish ploy. Can't you see that men do everything better? With the advent of artificial wombs we will be free from our enslavement!

>>34178261
Hey, I don't blame you. Probably would have done the same. Unless they've had kids, that would be a no-go. I wouldn't want to be a guy that fucked up some kids life because I wanted to get my dick wet.

>>34178298
>With the advent of artificial wombs we will be free from our enslavement!

Ehhh, the womb is just the vehicle, you still need an egg.

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>>34177277
I just want to take a chubby girl out and shoot some guns with her

>>34177307
I've found that women with little or no experience are generally far easier to teach than men of the same skill level. The women will actually listen to what the instructor is telling them and follow their directions, while the men frequently don't listen, assume they know it all already, and try to show off.

Most of the women seem to be in it purely for self-defense purposes and just train to the point of competence, with few going into shooting as a hobby and honing the kind of skills you'd need for competitions.

>>34178599
But the ones that do are still worse than the men who compete

>>34178599
People tend to Dunning-Kruger harder when its something they're perceived as knowing more about. Guns are a masculine, manly thing so most dudes pretend they totally know what they're doing. You'll run into the same thing if you try to teach a woman how to sew or cook.

>>34177690
some are great, some are not.
The great ones are the ones that are meant to be larger. There pussy is a golden fortress of pleasure.
The girls that just kinda let themselves go are disgusting. I literally engage in play for 5 minutes before becoming overwhelmingly disgusted and after she left, I vomited my ass off.

>>34178258

What fucking biology class did you take?

>>34177919
E D G Y

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Finally! A place to post these!

>>34178173
Great now I have a boner at the gym

>>34179028
>>34179039
hahaha

HAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAT

>>34177980
>but[t] fuck that noise

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>>34177277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY AR YOU FAT WHORE

>>34178259
More money and much better housing

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>>34177307
My girl isnt that bad at all, FIRST time shooting she did this at 75 yards with my sig p226 and CZ 75B

She didn't get a bullseye but it was 75 yards

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A handful of these, tops, are legitimately attractive, the rest are obese trailer trash. Why does /k/ have shit taste in wiminz?

>>34179214
>A handful
any more than a handful is a waste, anon

>>34177277
GET YAH BOOGER HOOKS OFF DAT BANG SWITCH YAH FILTHY WHORE !

>>34179214
/k/ has better taste in men

>>34179086
Fucking legendary.

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Pipe only, turbo chub, final destination

>>34178960
Braaap

>>34178960
>Lara Soft: Fridge Raider

>>34177597
>only the government can define what a lard ass is

>>34178298
lol

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>>34179419
Stop fucking posting fatties in every thread

>>34179002
Brass catch

>>34178173
https://youtu.be/iCGBHoeK9lg

>>34179852
>posting fatties in the fatty thread

>>34179914
Someone was going to fuck her...why not me?

>>34179372
/k/ is a Christian board

>>34177277
Just here to say that of all the pussy I've gotten so far in life, chubby pussy was some of the best.

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>>34181565

Not only is it alcohol and guns, ITS FUCKING CORONA!!

>>34177533
I shall defend 'Ye-Lady I have yet met, nor' may never will. Though-it shall be done -- On earth, for I am the Knight, the White Knight. Conquest shall not be born on the hands of thee.

>>34177614
Something going on with spoilers today? Also love me some T H I C C

>>34181565
This. I think chubby girls are more uninhibited. Pretty girls will starfish on you. Chubsters know they have to work harder so they're demons in the sack.

>>34181936
That and they make better post sex snacks. Shit is cash.

>>34181849
[spoiler]/k/ doesn't have spoilers you newfag[/spoiler]

>>34177451
at least the weight on the girl on the left went to her tits

>>34177597
what if its above 50...asking for a friend

>>34177277
>Corona
>solo cups in the background
>pickup tailgate

this is white trash as fuck. would still smash.

seriously though, who the fuck drinks that garbage?

>>34181534
/k/ is a fascist gay communist christian board

>>34179677
KEK

>>34182440
Fuckin amen to that

>>34182440
Is it still gay if the deer has feminine penis?

>>34182302
Morbidly obese.

>>34182331
Corona tastes pretty decent as long as it hasn't been skunked by the sunlight hitting the clear bottles. Not too easy to find a pack that hasn't been skunked though unless you buy a case.

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>>34182732
Yank beer is shit beer. You cunts need to learn how to alcoholic.

>>34182755
Corona isn't Yank beer, dumbass.

>>34182795
The way things are going it might as well be.

>>34182520
never reply to my posts ever again you tryhard new cunt tripfag

>>34182846
Reply.

>>34177277
Yo i would slay those THICCies. Oh yes, do want.

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>>34182520
>>34182846
>>34182853
>Reply

>>34177277
I'd let the one on the left handle my trigger if you know what I mean :^)

>>34182840
Fair. Still, people forget that non-macro brewery beers are pretty popular, and most of the people that have brand loyalty to a shitty brand are mostly just white trash anyway. People also forget that prior to the prohibition, American beers were on par with what Euros drank, but the prohibition killed every non-piss water brewery, save a few legitimately good ones.

Not pulling damage control, but I really think a lot of people outside of the US don't know those things.

>>34182892
I would also

>>34183192
I get having a favourite beer but I don't understand the fucking cult following you yanks seem to have with brands.

>>34183214
I don't get it either

>>34183214
TBF some beers taste like piss, particularly if you drink them yourself for a while. Rolling rock and budweiser would be good examples

>>34177277
America in a nutshell

>>34183192
American alcohol history is also more rooted in ciders as opposed to just beer, hence why its so popular here.

>>34177277

Gordita/10
Would pump and dump.

>>34177589
Shall not be infringed you commie nigger
also you shouldn't be around /k/ while wasted dubs

>>34183214
brand loyalty makes sense if the product is truly good. tons of /k/ posters do it, I'm rather a fanatic for Cz myself. but I agree that it doesn't make sense to defend a brand that's shit. people do with with fast food here all the time, it doesn't make sense. the difference between Burger King and Carls Jr. shouldn't, and doesn't matter, yet some people somehow cheer on and defend brands like that as if they were their favorite baseball team.

>>34184198
Never got the chance to thank you yanks, but thanks for turning apples into edible things.

I wish a slam-pig /k/ommando would sit on my face :(

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>>34177865
my comment was not in defense of these guttersluts, but more as a counterpoint to the thin skinned perpetually offended men-children that dwell here.
>>34177597
>>doesn't know obese and overweight are synonyms
>Are you literally retarded?
picture related...guess so

>>34179016
1. What the fuck kind of color is that?
2.What kind stock is that?
3.Who makes that magwell?
>>34179039
She looks likes 'Neva bin dun befo's daughter
>>34179086
Excluding the trigger finger, would definitely give the benis

>>34178173
Confirming this anon. Thin chicks always have blown the fuck out pussies. The best pussy I ever had was a chubby/overweight chick, that thing was so fuckin tight....mmmmmff.

>>34179086
is it just me or is this photoshopped?

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>>34177533
>Anon pointed out everything wrong with that picture
>gets called a virgin
pic very related

>>34177277
GET YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGERS

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>>34187546
It is, her thighs mere made thicker for some reason.

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Thicc is best

>>34177819
Looks more like an Escalade

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>>34188294

>>34187537
>chubby/overweight chick, that thing was so fuckin tight
Fucking same, I don't know why either, but it was like a vice around my dick.

>>34188559
Because no one wants to fuck fat chicks... And when they finally get it they dont give a shit where it's coming from to get boned up.

>>34188568
According to the chubby gal I fucked that time, she admitted to apparently having slept around a lot prior.

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>>34177533

>>34188598
Because fat chicks are easy. Like I said, no one wants to fuck a fat chick but given the options of a)fuck and b)dont fuck, most people pick option a.

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>>34179086

>>34177533
Whiteknighting only works on reddit and AFA rallies anon

>>34188309
krispy keks

So much shit all over op related, where to start? Holy fucking shit batman, you see the mugs on these suckerfish? Dumpster on the right registers just over the thick fence, but that clown getup, straight deal break.
>shit liquor
>shit beer
>shit truck
>shit ink (why, just why?)
>shit smile now, cry later pantomime
>shit, that fuckin monster's gonna shoot someone's face off
Better snatch your shit pistols out its shitty claws
>well shit, I dropped the mags before handing them my funs for this shit photo op
Ya, n shitfaced drunkard says you didn't rack the slides or cg so you win the shit prize when it sweeps you with one or both cos:
>shit td
So proud of this shit, too. FFS

>>34177690
I let em suck my dick. I fuck chubby but I'd never an obese.

>>34188717
You're contradicting yourself: first you imply they're tight cos no one will fuck them; now they get fucked all the time cos they're easy.

Which is it?

>>34182440
>communist
>christian
WUT? How bout after you learn how to comprehension, you tackle logic, but slowwwwwwwly. Baby steps and when you all confident, try again with less lame bait
>fascist
Nope-itty nope
>gay
Nope.net
>communist
Nope me down the river
>christian
Noped is the name and ohailno on belief system

>>34182007
this negro knows what's good

story time
>have bad breakup with HS sweetheart
>get with chick I've known pretttty much my whole life
>first two dates gone off without so much as a hiccup
>third date
>cc my sig
>everything is good and goes off without a hitch, until I get up to pay
>shirt rode a tad high at my 3 o'clock
>she see's my piece, and i see her see my piece
>mildly panic
>she's cool with it, I pay, and we head back to my place
>she's not fat like the trailer fires in this thread, but has a bit o' thick on her
>give her a good double dickin'
>she goes in my kitchen and starts cranking out a whole homecooked meal
>makes the best fucking quiche I've ever had
>we eat
>get back in the sack
>give her another real good dickin'
>eat some ass

And that boys and girls is how my wife and I met. Also, she's a nog.
>you haven't had fried chicken until you've had homemade fried chicken from a black chick from Alabama.

>>34177597

BMI is shit. My mate is classed as obese, yet he's a fit as fuck Para who plays Rugby and does Triathlons in his spare time.

>>34189126
>Can't get a fucking joke
You are literally a fucking autistic.

>>34189128
>Chubby black chick who cooks good and great at bed gives you chocovanilla Spawn.
Sounds good. Better than what I have anyway, I'm sick of being single, I wanna be a hubbie and a daddy and then a granddaddy.

>>34177937
Who? Golden Corral?

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>>34178614
>high school students are smarter than elementary school kids
Yeah, no shit.

>>34179028
Skinny girl looks like she can smell the fat. Why do fat people smell so bad.

>>34189339
Ohhhhhhh, okay. Haahaahaa, got me.
>literally fucking autistic
All better now knowing you're in like company?

>>34177533
You're such a faggot. I'm glad you obviously don't get laid much

>>34189171
He's class as overweight as am I you lying sack of shit.

>>34189128
This socalipornorican can confirm. Homefried chicken by anyone from the southern is the guds. Quality is directly proportional to melanin level of cook and proximity to the souths. Best bird I've had is 1) cpl hrs south of Atlanta 2) Austin 3) east yay-area, woot woot
>eat dat azzzzzzzz
Confirmed. Appetizer and desert. Hnnnnnnngg!

>>34182007
I know exactly 0 women under 50 that are better cooks than me. Step your shit up.

>>34182732
Unacceptable. Your taste is garbage.

>>34183192
Most americans don't know this.

>>34189750
Sounds like classic case of looking for love in all the wrong places. Seriously, tho, it's not like the womens you aren't fucking are going to be forthcoming with that kinda info. If you don't get any of the girls you are stabbing to make you a plate, better step your shit up. Auditioning, literally, and happens around half the time here. I ain't bagged gramma pussy for over ten years now.

>>34189171
It works for the majority of people and the ones who don't fit are usually very obvious.

>>34178039
>>34178065
You're like those women who go on about sperm banks making men useless now.
You guys should get toghether with them and fuck for everyone elses sakes.

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>>34178298

>>34190022
>'duh joooos are making everyone gay!'
>'being gay is bad, why can't i kill people I don't like?'

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>>34190718

>>34189750

The only women you know, are probably your mom's friends.

>>34189884
Im 25. Women* my age don't even do laundry.

>>34189772
Lol, okay. Enjoy feeling superior over something that's totally subjective, when everyone clearly knows you're just an insufferable jackass.

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>>34177277

i'll take the one on the right

>>34191261
You're defending the worst of mexican beers.

>>34190022
>pornography
>litigation
top fucking kek

Anyone miss old /k/? It seems ever since the 2016 election it's become /pol/ light. I miss 2011-2015 /k/.

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>>34177277
>that lack of TD

Disgusting. This is why I date black girls.

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>>34192787
Yes, I do miss old /k/ pre-2016 a lot. I think 2014 was a good year, lots of funny shit from that time.

>>34189093
Because people are stupid. A chick will only be as tight as she wants to be. It's a fucking muscle, the more you work it the more efficient it becomes. My girl is a chubby/not fat girl but she's the tightest I've ever felt when she wants to be, and loose af when I pissed her off at some point in the day.

tl;dr teach her to do kegels. Bonus points if you can get a chick that's never had a kid to do them.

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>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf who wants to shoot guns and hike with me

WAKE ME UP

>>34191509
is it just me or does the guy in the back's arm look unnaturally long?

The one on the right is definitely a fatty. But the one on the left, seriously? You kids are retarded.

>>34182755
>>34182840
>>34182853
jesus fuck off shit trip cunt.

>>34177879
I'm with you on this.

>>34191929
I'm not defending it you fool, I'm only saying it isn't that bad. This is what spending time on 4chan does to people, you can't fucking see anything in not black and white terms.

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>>34177277

>>34177277
Thanks baby, can I fuck dat ass now?

>>34177277
>"THATS MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU"
then I proceed to kick them both in the uteras to keep their future babies from competing with my girlfriends future babies

>>34177533
>HURR HURR HURR
>STUPID VIRGINS
>MY 2d GIRLFRIEND IS GONNA LAUGH WHEN TELL HER ABOUT THESE FUCKKIN LOSERS!

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>>34177277
>that girl on the right