>Whats your dress code?

>shirt
>pants
>shoes
sometimes i use a jacket if i am the opposite of worm

>>34176617
Holy shit. Can you even see your nuts without a mirror? Cut back on food.

>>34176700
And clean your goddamn mirror.

>>34176718
And get a better phone, this one's camera is really shit.

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thigh highs
skirt

>>34176700
It's not OP, you're just making fun of some random fat guy who probably took this pic years ago.

>let that sink in

>>34176617
Casual. Anything carried should be concealed.

>Dress code

Men get to wear suit vests, no tie. All women should wear a skirt or a dress. We all know it, just say it.

>>34176731
Not making fun if anyone. Trying to motivate him to shed a few pounds. I lost the 15 i needed to and it helps in every way.

>>34176718
Yeah. What the hell is that? Tooth paste splatter?

>>34176746
>no tie

But anon how will do i the old unbutton top button and loosen tie for a classy yet casual look?
Agree with the ladies, nothing turns me on more than a lady in a nice skirt, nylons, high heels and a silky blouse.

>>34176617
You've got the "I dropped out of the police academy" look

>plain v-neck tee shirt (not a deep v)
>boot cut blue jeans
>brown leather boots or shit kickers

#highfashion

>>34177219
>boot cut jeans

Unless you're a cowboy don't do this. Regular jeans will fit over your boots just fine.

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>>34176617
Patrician.

>Casual cotton buttondown in a pastel color or grey
>Brown, blue or khaki chinos
>Brown leather belt
>Socks with some wacky design
>Clarks Desert Boots when it's hot, Thorogoods when it's cold. Both brown

I have to dress business casual for work and my wardrobe is pretty homogenous so I don't have to make many tough decisions at 7am

>>34176746
>suit vests
That's legitimately fucking gross my guy.
Fedora tier.

If you need something on over your button down that dresses it up a little you grab a sport's coat or blazer.

Vests alone over a button down when not combined with an actual suit are gross.

>>34176617
How can you look at your self? If I were to look like that, I wouldn't show my face in public. Hit the gym dude and stop eating so damn much.

>>34176746
>suit vest
>no tie
Unless you are at a wedding and are wearing a tie thats a no go. Do you wear a fedora and play in the high school jazz band too?

>>34179279
If you're trying to get homosexuals to hit on you then you're doing a good job.

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>>34179345
Fun fact, it's actually an issue I've ran into.
Gay waiters at restaurants hit on me with my girlfriend present pretty often.

>>34179298
Only sane response. Also, will rec Thorogoods. Damn dependable boots.

>>34179257
I don't like the way straight legged jeans look.

>>34176617
T-shirt with a movie or literary reference, jeans or cargo pants, belt, hiking boots, jacket/coat as weather-appropriate.

>>34179279
Wow, are you also gay?

>>34179469
No, but I can be for you.
:3

>t-shirt
>sweatpants
>sandals or running shoes

>>34176617
How's this /k/ related?
Are you asking about concealed carry?

What's the point of posting your shitty fashion sense?

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>>34179489
Do you also have soft business man hands?

>>34176617
Grunt style/plain colored T-shirts, jeans/chinos, canvas/tennis shoes, aviator sunglasses. Yes, I dress like a wannabe special forces asshole. That's because I want to be a special forces asshole

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>>34176617
for me, it starts with not being fat.

>>34179498
Chad level or slob level? There are two very distinct ways of doing this.

>>34177175
I'm not LEO and no interest

>>34179305
I'm hitting the gym, I've been this way for a long time been trying to change

>>34179299
In Latin American countries, the 3 piece suit is for professionals like lawyers and financiers. 2 pieces are for car salesman and shit.

>>34176617
Jeans and plain t shirt.

>>34179279
Spot the Russian spy.

>>34180081
In the United States a two piece suit is for working or small time event casual.
A three piece suit is for big money stuff.

But at the same time this guy was recommending neither, the original guy was just saying to wear a vest and pants with no coat.
Literally fedora tier.

>>34176746
They're called suit vests for a reason

>>34176746
>no tie
>suit vest
>women only get dresses

Wow, you try to sound professional while accomplishing the opposite. Nice job.

>skinny black jeans
>non spergy button downs
>nikes
or anything that is not autistic really

What a fat cunt.

>>34179279
superior fashion sense. the people who call this gay probably wear 5.11 pants and all kinds of "manly" shit to overcompensate for their lack of testosterone. wearing short shorts is the pinnacle of masculine fashion.

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>>34180215
>skinny black jeans
>not autistic
anon I have bad news

>>34179415
>go to a club
>start making out with some slut
>after few minutes she sighs deeply stating "its such a shame you are gay"
Having decent fashion sense is a curse

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>>34176617
Blank Kirkland T-shirt (grey, white or black), Loose jeans (usually sweatpants underneath (I work in a freezer/cooler)), Sturdy Steel Toed Boots

>>34176746
Thanks for reminding me to never try to take fashion advice from /k/.

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>>34180232
but /fa/ says im pretty

you all dress like baggy jeaned niggers. good luck running with all that fabric chafing your micropeens

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>>34180250
Plaid jacket when it's cold

>>34180273
>not wearing tactical spandex underwear
ljtterally kill you're self

>going out
t-shirt
jeans
sneakers

>rest of the time
PT shorts and only PT shorts

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>>34176617
Collared shirts and OCBDs are essential.

>>34176617

Tuck that shirt in, slob.

>>34180304
>uniforms hung up

Spot the officer

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Usually dressed up like the third cunt from the left.

>>34176617
not being fat is a good start
>jeans
>nice button up
>work boots
>cap when I'm on site

>>34180304
Nigga wears pink polos unironically

>>34180531
OfficerAtUnitBBQ.png

>>34180531
It's called confidence. But /k/ wouldn't know anything about that.

>>34180531
And he's got like 7 of them

>>34180304
Jesus fuck mate, how many shirts you need? There's only 7 days in the week.

>>34180081
My grandfather is a lawyer from Mexico, my uncle is a lawyer who frequents Mexico. I know a shit ton of dentist in Mexico. No one wears 3 piece suits.

>>34180698
The closet goes back about two feet on each side.
All crammed with button downs, polos, and uniforms.

>>34179947
Where the fuck did you get that jacket?

>>34179947
What is that jacket and where do I get one?

Weldercore, so standard tradie attire except holes everywhere.

>>34180775
Nvm I know what it is now. Where do I get one?

>>34180757
>>34180775
>>34180841
I'm bumping this thread until I find this jacket
>>34179947

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Plaid shirts thin fit pants and palladiums.

>>34180286
That's the good shit and all I ever wear

>>34179947
Plz respond
>>34180877

>>34180757
Text on the back translates to "
Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation"

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Faschy

>>34176617
Island casual. Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and aviators. I live nowhere near the ocean and am paler than casper.

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>>34176617
you know it
>>34176726

>>34180531
>nigga
Speak english you fucking mongoloid

>>34176634
And if you are worm, do you use a sleeping bag?

>>34179257
Not true.
t. Size 13 boots

>>34180757
>>34180775
>>34180877
>>34181146
https://grey-shop.ru/Back-patches?search=patch
+
https://www.amazon.com/Augusta-Sportswear-NYLON-COACHS-JACKET/dp/B003YE47K8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1496799143&sr=8-1&keywords=coaches+jacket

Not that hard u spaz

>Blue Cintas brand Work shirt
>Blue Cintas brand work pants.
>White tee underneath
>Red Wing work boots
>Belt
6-7 days a week and other than that I'm too tired to dress nice. Cheap jeans and a shirt or shorts if hot.

>>34176617
I'm fond of the "concealed carrier" look
>5.11 pants
>polo shirt
>goretex jacket
>baseball cap with a big fat patch on it
>hiking boots
Every middle aged "gun guy" I've seen dresses like this, including my own father.

>>34182108
Cпacибo

>>34180219
>wearing short shorts is the pinnacle of masculine fashion.
Yeah, unless you have lady thighs like that faggot.

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>>34182371
I-it's a bad angle.

>>34182468
I think you look like a faggot. A cute faggot though.

>>34179415
What the hell is fun about that fact? Guess you cant help it if you're guy pretty kelso

>>34182536
Can i borrow a qtip. You seem to have plenty

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>>34182839
thats a man

>>34176617
are we gonna expect a double upload today guys?

>>34182536
are you a boy or a girl?

either way lemme take you shooting and then to dinner

>>34176726
gayyyyy

>still might succ your dick if you're cute enough tho

>>34176731
How do you know that?

Even if the image was posted in a different thread, he easily can post it in more.

Regardless, it didn't seem like op was asking for jokes, so saying the image was op making fun of it's creator is a stretch.

>>34176617
Basically but with a darker green shirt black pants because kaki is for drones.

>>34180250
>>34180284
>Blue Collar Laborer: The Post

>>34180381
>no CC detected

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>>34183509
>being so uncomfortable with your sexuality that you cant even plow prime boypucci
what are you a faggot?

>>34176617
Pants from here.
They're built like fuckin' tanks, the only pair to ever make it more than 2 years on me came from here (though please note that it has to have the stretchy gusset crotch; the others aren't nearly as indestructible)
I believe it's either their Radikl or their Revolvr model.
http://www.kuhl.com/kuhl/mens/pants/

As for the shirt, some kind of button up that's thin as fuck if I'm gonna be out and about/in public for a long time.
If not, a ratty ass old T shirt that fits me terribly.

As for shoes, I have worn combat boots for years but only because they're cheap as fuck compared to other boots in size 14 or bigger.
I almost always have aviator glasses of some kind on me.
It looks kinda like a new version of the old 70's/80's CIA POO characters.
The pockets are deep but the pants are kinda skinny.
Carry is a it of a pain in the ass, and the only time I can easily carry is winter, but I will say I don't actually own and compact firearms; my CC is a CZ-82, so "carry is hard" kinda means fuck all.
I need to get something thinner like a modern Tok from Zastava or some shit but haven't gotten around to it yet.

I also wear the Kühl Jacket because my old surplus Czech one got lost during a move.

>He doesn't dress in the most cucked way possible in order to blend in when the cucks eventually organize their revolution

>>34182016
Haha, nice receding hairline, faggot.

>>34176617
fatty fatty 2x4 couldnt fit through the bathroom door
>so he takes a picture of himself in the bathroom mirror from the next room
Or maybe the extra foot was too far to walk?
Soon enough you'll have less feet anyway from diabetic necropathy fatty. maybe just spare us your disgusting visage and kys sooner tho desu

>>34182149
Thats why its a bad idea you retard. You're basically open carrying dressing like that.

What are those green shorts ypu get in the army called? Thay have a special name but i cant remember it

>>34187881
PT shorts?

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>>34176617
classic americana, using steve mcqueen as reference

>white shirts with solid color tie to the office and blue or dark tweed blazer
>dark turtle neck or white shirt with sweater on days i dont feel like wearing a tie
>gray or navy suit, only when necessary
>khaki/gray chinos in the summer, wool trousers in the winter
>white tshirts or linen short sleeve collared shirts
>classic sunglasses
>simple oxfords, chukka boots or white tennis shoes
>cable knit sweaters
>simple black leather jacket

>>34180219
agree

>>34176617
Tucked in plaid shit, straight fit jeans, sharkskin boots

>>34188164
Oh shit someone who cares about their appearance

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This.

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Either one of these or an aloha shirt.

Because the idea of hippies with guns is silly.

>>34189600
you look like kurt cobain you fucking hipster faggot

>>34189600
I love Billy Ray Cyrus

>>34176731
>making fun o
anything you post online is liable to be made "fun" of. Everyone knows this so it doesn't really matter.

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nothing at all

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>>34176731
It is OP

I am a fat fuck

I am also trying to cut back and get my shit together

I used to do IDPA and long range shoots out in Cali, I moved and have been depressed for a while. Also used to carry concealed for years and constantly trained in Norcal at local LEO range

This was years ago and these days I've let myself go

>>34176700
Holy shit. Can you even see your nuts without a mirror

No I actually can't see my dick without bending over, although the penis is legit

Bad thing about gaining weight is sex changes whenever you gain more weight, in my case an extra 80lb!!!

>>34176731
DAMAGE CONTROL

MAXIMUM OVERTYPE

>>34180060
That's unfortunate as I'm sure many people call you pig anyway.

>>34191188
The thing that sucks is I still have pics of me in my /operator/ days

I don't look/function like that anymore

>>34180238
lmao

>white girl problems

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>>34189600
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>>34176617
not being obese

>>34176617
Cargos or jeans
T-shirt or polo
Light boots

>>34176746
What if I want to wear a [spoiler]skirt[/spoiler]?

>>34180531
ProTip: Chicks love a guy that can rock a pink shirt

>>34177129
/thread

>>34191972

That makes you a whore.

>>34191976

that's because women are faggots.

>>34176617

Fat people always subconsciously hold a hand over their stomach to try and cover up how fat they are. Steven Seagal does it in his birthday snatcher scene.