Guns or girls

Why would anyone pick anything but gun, tank or plane

>>34168506
Good point.

>>34168506
Virgin confirmed

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>>34168525
You're on the wrong board

>>34168525
On the contrary, only a virgin would give up a fucking tank for a piece of ass.

>>34168471
>gun vs piece of ass I don't care about
gimme the gun all day
>gun collection vs girl that actually wants it because she loves you to death?
might have to lean heavily towards the girl

lol looks like im gonna be alone
alone but with a fucking Abrams Main Battle Tank

>>34168594
What about a girl that loves guns only slightly less then she loves you?

>>34168471
A serious full time relationship that will tax my income, time, and is a major commitment.

Or a safe queen with 0 obligation.

Not to say a dream waifu doesn't have benefits, but in terms of commitment it's not even apples and oranges, it's watermelon and grapes.

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>Implying I can't fuck my fav gun, tank or plane

Watch me, bitchboy.

>>34168471
Marry? Fuck no.
No, no, no, no, no no no.

>>34168641
Is every one on k mgtow?

>>34168658
they're probably the same kind of retarded that chokes up when a girl says hi to them

>>34168471
Marrying a woman in this age is retarded

Women are giant children and by marrying one its like you agree to be financially responsible for them even if you get divorced and its not your fault

>>34168471
if i get an oper8r like Natalie Portman can get both?

>>34168471

I'll take the woman, then pick one that will help me get the guns.

The only reason everyone here is picking the second option is because the OP specifically states "Guns or Girls".

If it were traps, we'd see a more healthy ratio.

>>34168702
Traps are not gay

>>34168701
No, the women are more likely to be pro gun control so that's what you are stuck with

>>34168658
see
>>34168687

Granted if you can find one that isn't fucked then you're good. But it's a dangerous path to follow regardless.

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I'd give up all my guns to make this my baby

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>>34168471
jokes on you.
my waifu already has an awesome collection of guns and tanks.
so i get both

>>34168733
I'm so sorry anon

>>34168733
is this emma roberts?

>>34168750
You outsmarted me. -_-

>>34168471
I don't have a hangar for the plane, the tank would just sit in my backyard so I'd take something silly like a G11 or a Korobov design. Animu trap qt would be nice too.

>>34168471
I want a predator drone so I can conduct missions in pakistan from my bed at night

>>34168525
roastie confirmed

>>34168471
Women's value peaks in their early 20's but a plane could be worth a lot of money.

>>34168733
I feel sorry for u

>>34168789
Lol that sounds awesome.

>>34168793
You cant sell it

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>>34168688
>Natalie Portman
Claimed!

I'd just get a nice gun and then go live with my husbano, he has a lot of nice stuff too, main one I can think of currently is his amt hardballer longslide, and his sister has a M1928 that's full auto

>>34168811
I could in some countries but the plane would still be worth more.

I would pick the girl. Why? Because if I marry a celebrity, I essentially become a celebrity, have a shitload of money, and ten just buy my favorite guns. Win

>>34168471
The obvious answer is a Wafegeist.

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>>34168553

>>34168733
Cuck detected
also checked

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i post here yes?

>>34168471
Select fire RPK-74m > grills.
Any day

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>>34168471
all of my favourite waifus have lots of guns.
i cant lose at this

>>34168471
Gun, girls are terrible with guns.

>>34168876
Trashy try hard hair style looks gross. Nice ride tho.
>>34168882
That Fox tattoo is the trashiest thing I've seen posted here in a while, I bet she chain smokes and has a raspy voice, shit rifle too

>>34168882
jesus christ those greasy harley-rider, ex-convict tier tattoos
kill it before it multiplies

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>>34168925
>face looks like Andy Dick

>>34168937
>>34168925
>>34168882

the very definition of 3dpd

>>34168937

>tfw you ruin your body with steroids but only end up with average strength

https://youtu.be/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU

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>>34168553
>On the contrary, only a virgin would give up a fucking tank for a piece of ass.

I'd choose some anime babe that could give me some anime powers and build my favorite tank, plane, etc.
OP put the magic option on the table and I would choose it over a T-90.

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>>34168471
>Plane
Well that makes this easy as shit. But do I leave the swastikas on for history and tolerate the resulting shit storm?

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>>34168990
>OP put the magic option on the table and I would choose it over a T-90.
this anon understands

>>34168824
>>34168688
God, fuck the people who recommended this pedo-lite movie. Didn't realize what I was getting myself into when I watched it with my coworkers.

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>>34169009
wtf are you on about?
thats one of the most /k/ movies ever made

>>34169018
>pose with gun
>puts in mouth

Women are suicidally dumb

>>34169065
>big boobies in tight sweater
like fucking kryptonite man

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>>34168471
gimmie that fw190d9 i guess

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>>34168471
claiming my tie fighter waifu !

Marry Margot Robbie
Have you seen her naked?!
Turn her into 4guns
Hot wife who supports me having a large collection
If she cheats, divorce and take half her money
Profit

>>34168658
Nope. I have a relationship with a good woman. No way in hell would I ever randomly just sign off on a bunch of legal obligations that entitle her to half my shit, though.

Not MGTOW at all, but marriage why? No advantage for a man that I can see, and women who insist on it are about the last ones you should marry.

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>>34168471
I'm already married, I already own my favorite weapon, I could probably build my own tank, so P38 or F14 here I come!

How does one marry an anime char

I'd probably go with gun, I have no place to put a tank or airplane and even less places to actually use them or maintain them.

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>>34169003
>Anime girl
Shit. Still not sure.

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>>34168471

>>34168471
>marry your fav celebrity or anime babe
well that's pretty narrow range of choices with no mention whether it would actually be consensual or compatible
>have your fav gun, tank orplane
again, no mention how many, how long, does it come with a whole maintenance crew, amminition, supplies, training classes and storage because
>your wish is granted anon here's a plane in your backyard good luck
>what do you mean you can't take off or refuel and your roof caved in

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>>34169276
you have good taste anon, Fio a cute

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Waifu with raifu is best.

>>34169276
>>34169349
Too boyish. Like a reverse trap.

>>34168996
>>34168982
>>34169008
>>34169018
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>>34169065
I can just smell the yeast, fish, and herpes.

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>>34168471
>would u marry your fav celebrity, anime babe
Mai waifu lives in Gensokyo, does that mean I get to move there? If so then I'd definitely take they marry option, because even if the marriage didn't work out I'd still be in Gensokyo.

>>34169476
>be in Gensokyo
>everyone and their mothers shoot bullet hell for breakfast
>anon has nogunz to defend self
that's how you fucking die

>>34168471
Marry fav celeb, then use shared card to buy fav gun. YES! my CYOA skills from /d/, i mean /tg/ are finally paying off!

>>34168990
Why not a based T-50 tank instead?

>>34169532
>>anon has nogunz to defend self
That wasn't in the OP, I just don't get to bring my favorite gun. Plus there's alway learning magic in addition to shooting.

>>34169003
Always leave the Swastika on, you never know when you will need it again!

>>34169257
Is it fun to shoot?
Does it do anything a .308 Win won't do?

>>34168471
Of course I'd rather marry my ageless waifu, such a fine classy woman, gets the shit done and even tho she's a loner she's great, I love her

>>34168548
Is that Laina? Noooooo, no defenestratipn please.

>>34168471
Have my fav gun, especially since I live in a no funs allowed country

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>>34168471
>or have your fav gun, tank or plane

having a plane or tank does not interest me and I can just save up and buy the guns I want.

>marry your fav celebrity, anime babe

yeah I pick this option. I can buy ant gun I like but I can't marry any girl
I want. easy option if you ask me.

pic very related.

>>34169257
What is that?

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>>34169370
>Not wanting a qt 1930s aaerospace engineer waifu
Fucking landwalker. At least go for anime Poncho Barnes

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>>34168525
Are you confirming that you are a virgin? Because most of us can get... well, some sort of love. How many can get an apache?

>>34168658
No, my girl is actually a better shooter than I am likes 85% of the same shit I do.I've known here for a decade and she's costs me nothing other than what I want to give her.

She would fight me over who got to drive the tank first

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>>34169379
oh, oh, what does this one smell like?

I lioe boys

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I would take the plane, which I would immediately sell for millions, which would allow me to fuck as many 10's as my dick desired.

All other answers are beta cuck wrong.

>>34170827
Calcium

>>34170860

they must be cold

>>34170209
good taste m'dude

>>34168687
>Women are giant children
OP said you can chose whoever so either you're a gayfag or you have shit taste.

>>34168471
My favorite gun turns me into god, so gun.

>>34168471

CELEB for sure
then id ask her to buy me a really fancy gun even if it wasnt the ideal one I wanted
> she has the money dude, dropping 5K on a range toy would be nothing
> id go for more, but id wanna be humble since she probably dont like guns anyway, paying 5 figures for something kinda goes into a different class of gift even if you've got millions of bucks.

"I gotta work it outta my system, yknow, I gotta Shoot Muh Gun"

>>34170827
MMMMM lad

and a fine choice she's got too... is that... an auto-5?

>>34168733
Actually, It's my baby.

Signed,
the guy who bought

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>>34168471
Women are finicky and they age poorly.

A good gun can last a long time if you take care of it.

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There's a solution you're not seeing here.

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>>34171867
Trade in your old and busted guns and women for the latest models?

>>34168613
Why would I date a woman who hates guns?

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Tough choice.

My very own Chaika, or a Meulier A6?

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>>34168471
my waifus body is a weapon

>>34168471
If I could marry her and she would maintain my mental image of what she should be, I'd take the girl every time. I don't know who though.

I've already got a shitload of guns.

What the fuck are you gonna do with a tank or an A-10? Park them in your apartment complex and go out and sit in it and make pew pew sounds?

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>>34172775
My waifu could beat up your waifu

>>34168931

Harleys are awesome.

>>34168471
Guns or tanks n shit
Cost less

>>34169476
This, only problem is you have to limit yourself to one 2hu and whichever 2hu you choose might try to kill you if you break up (or while you're still together).

>>34170860
ctrl+C ctrl+V ctrl+V ctrl+V ctrl+V...

>>34168506
I already have my favorite guns
Not like I could get my [lolspoiler]husbando[/lolspoiler] any other way

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>>34168471
What about a girl who is a weapon?

>>34173059
Whelp, according to the dead sea scrolls just about any girl who paints her face is one of those anyways

>>34172883
nu uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEQSmVNoDGE

>>34169257
I WANT ONE OF THOSE SO BADLY!
I don't know if I can bring myself to buy one though.

>>34170209
Niiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeee

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>my favorite gun
>or my little pseudo-autist waifu

This actually is a tough one.

>>34168471
>would u marry your fav celebrity, anime babe or have your fav gun, tank orplane?
I would marry her. Fuck anime. My favorite gun isn't going anywhere anyway.

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>>34173606
forgot pic

I live in a noguns country and all the cutest girls are leftists
So I'll have to pass on both, sorry

>>34173636
Looks like it's time for you to start fuckin dudes the anon.

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>pick Faru-chan from upotte
>get both favourite gun and favourite anime babe

:3c i win

Told my ex for no woman would I ever part with my guns.
Some months later she left me and I felt like I'd give one of my nuts if only I could make things right again. One thing I was still sure not to give up even if it meant getting her back were my guns.
However since that wasn't the question I'd probably pick the girl since I can afford to buy all the guns I really want. I guess I am a normie.

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>>34168471
The only thing that would make me give up my guns is the chance to fuck and marry an anime girl.

I became my own waifu so I'll take a mk14 ebr or an abrams please

>>34171867
Came here to post this. Good job you wapanese nerd virgin.

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1:give up all guns
2:marry Momo
3:she uses her power to giver me back all the guns I gave up, plus every other gun I have ever wanted
4:???
5:PROFIT!

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GULFSTREAM G650 because marriage sucks and over 60 million dollars would buy a lot more pussy than I ever got from that psychotic woman.

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>>34168471
Just pick your raifu

>>34169194
Her legs are too short.

>>34174444
Ichiroku confirmed best waifu

>>34168733
Emma Roberts April Fools

>>34168506
>>34168517
>>34168548
>implying having a good woman doesn't improve your lot in life meaning more money in the long run to purchase what you want.
hmmmm do I want one object or a lifestyle change that would put me in a better position to purchase the guns.
>inb4 muh woman spends al muh money she wont let me buy guns
then you fucked up and have poor decision making skills to begin with.

>>34169009
You getting aroused is a mental problem with your own self not a problem with the movie.

>>34172186
>Knock-off MAGA hat

>>34169127
That's an X-Wing you ignorant mound of subhuman feces

>>34169243

>I have a relationship with a good woman.

That statement says so much about you, you dont even realise how pathetic that sounds.

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>>34169648
I actually reload 30-06, it has quite a bit more to offer than 308. 30-06 can shoot heavier bullets. The extra case length is able to produce cartridges that reach targets using much less windage. I don't remember how many more feet per second I'm getting but I do know it's somewhere around 250 to 300
>>34170346
Ohio Ordinance Works, Heavy Counter Assault Rifle or H.C.A.R.
>>34173472
They are pretty phenomenal firearms. I own an sar 8 and I can say that without a doubt this weapon is far superior on a multitude of levels.

>>34171228
You realize 5k is 4 figures right?

>>34175452
How much is 6k?

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>>34168525
Yeah because famous pussy is probably so much better than normal pussy.

I'd rather have a tank to fuck for life!

>Jewish tanks are even better than Jew pussy!

>>34168471
I'm not going to marry my gun but I certainly want guns more than I want women. Guns won't divorce me and take half my shit, including my guns.

>>34175463
Let me use my fingers to count. Yep. Still 4 figures.

>>34168471
>at least this way I can die by my favorite gun
>anything else would continue the suffering

>>34168733
Dickless cuckfaggot...

>>34168882
I bet shes had more through her chamber than the rifle.

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This is now an Upotte thread.

One SR71, please.

>>34176597
Did you know she leaks fuel on the runway until it gets up to operating temperatures?

>>34176688
That's hot

>>34168471
Well celebrity's suck and fuck anime, so I'll take my mg42.

>>34168996
Huh, my gf was wearing those exact panties last night

tfw the gf likes guns almost as much as I do
Tfw my gf bought me a UPS 45 expert for my birthday and banged all night
Tfw i bought my gf a Tikka T3 lite for her birthday and we banged all

>>34177001
This isn't the RP thread.

>>34168982
>cocking the hammer on a hammerless
I didn't even notice she was topless at first

>>34175044
Enlighten me, asshole.
I am faithful to her, I support her, and we have a nice domestic life with shared interests and fun vacations.
I'm simply not about to sign a legal document that grants zero advantages but creates many legal obligations.

>>34168471

I'll take an M60

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>>34174852
Either way, I'd rather have a THICC Y-Fighter waifu anyway. CAS bombardments always appealed to my inner mad bomber.

>>34168471
Hell boys revolver without a doubt

>>34174197
Momo a cute

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>>34170860
>sell for millions
>which would allow me to fuck
>All other answers are beta cuck

Can't get laid without a lot of money huh?

>>34169009
>I watched it with my coworkers
kek

>>34168720
That's bullshit, I thought that I got to choose my woman and I'd choose a pro gun one

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>>34168882
i bet that gas tube is cleaner than her vagina

>>34168638
Thats a nice plane

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>>34168658
No. I'm just so socially retarded that I've resigned myself to the status of permavirgin and have thrown all.my passion and love into my guns. It hurts sometimes.

>>34169379
you should shower then

>>34170860
Ill take 3, 5, 9, and 10

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>>34168506

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>>34168680
>>34179968
pretty much this, for me. oh well