8 Muzzys in your backyard 2 minutes for them to pray

>>34154745
Who do I fair? My good friend Wilbur, of course. Or maybe his buddy Babe.

>>34154745
plant a cross on the east side of my yard and lay out food and water.

>To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.”

>>34154745
Muslims are based so I'd give them food and drinks if they want any. Don't got any halal stuff but got plenty of chicken sausages if they want any.

>>34154745
if you meet a terrorist, the overwhelming odds are that he is muslim.

if you meet a muslim, the overwhelming odds are that they are not a terrorist.

if i remind you the jews are behind it, you'll call me a nazi but i dont care. you're just willfully ignorant.

>>34154745
I'd introduce them to my gun club, we need more members and they seem like a fun bunch.

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>>34154745
I give them some 3" bear slugs because get off my land the "no trespassing" signs are there for a reason. Also what the fuck are muslims doing in my backwater redneck village? Did they think that would end well?

>>34155111
thats not very christian of you

>>34155119
I'll pour some holy water down the barrel of the gun beforehand then.

>>34155111
>>34155119
Luke 22:36
"Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."

Who doesn't keep at least one loaded gun ready to go?

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>>34155010
>da ebil joos

>>34155432
Like clock's work.

>>34155442
It's almost like 4chan as a whole is being infiltrated by leftists who want to sow anti-/pol/ sentiment.

I remember when nobody gave a shit if you cracked a Jew joke outside of /pol/ just a few years ago.

>>34155010
>if i remind you the jews are behind it
Please tell me how so.

t. not a sympathizer of zion and its bank/media rule, but still can't blame them for everything.

>>34155563
The first muzzie prayed to Jerusalem
Nothing pisses off a muzzie more than violating
Jewish dietary law
Muzzie are therefore Jewish
Willful pawns
So few Jews, so much power
Today's Jews aren't even the real Jews
A cult of wealth
Completely encircled by, yet
Protected by
A cult of death
And people don't see this why?

>>34155422
People living in civilization?

>>34154745
Turn on the holy water sprinklers (10 sec), grab my AR and my Glock(5 sec), and call my hunting buddy down the road.(20 sec).

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>>34155563
Would a metaphor suffice? pic related

I didn't believe it, but if you do some digging you find out that the push towards the left, anti-gun, gay rights, muslim migrants; It's all headlined by powerful jewish people, usually with ties to isreal or political parties.

>>34155432
There it is!
>>>/reddit/

mirin those quad gainz

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>>34155473
>I remember when nobody gave a shit if you cracked a Jew joke outside of /pol/ just a few years ago.
Have a picture from 4 years ago.

>>34154745
EDC is about 5 feet away from me I'll be fine.

The rest of my guns are in my closet and I keep a couple loaded magazines lying around if it turns into anything protracted.

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>>34154745
>8 Muzzys in your backyard 2 minutes for them to pray
>And they are hungry from fasting all day!
>You have 90 seconds to get your shit together and dispatch the invaders...

>Who did you fair?

>>34154745
there's both a mosque and a CIA facility in my neighborhood so these muzzies are probably total bros.

so...I fire up the grill about 90 minutes before sun-down for pollo asada and make them some tea.

>>34154745
>you will heap burning coals on his head
i choose to go the protestant route and take that out of context, I'm comming for you muhammad! WITH COALS!

>>34154970
couldn't i just heap burning coals on his head?

>>34155359
i don't think i could get a sword for my t-shirt and jeans.

>>34155422
i've got three ready to rock. one on each floor.

>>34156650
Except the reason that post got screencapped was to mock it. The autistic overreaction was funny. So please, fuck off back to >>>/r/eddit.

>>34157791
no, that's assault.

if you do what I said, you'll end up with 3 groups of muslims:

1) pussy ass muhammads who passive agressively do nothing

2) muslims who look favourably on christianity and see their own religion and stupid and unnecessarily difficult (this is "winning hearts and minds" -- you prove that our way is better)

3) muslims who get so agitated that they snackbar and give you a reason to shoot them.
Thus, you heap coals on their heads. You capture their weak for yourself, you kill their zealots, and you let their lukewarm be lukewarm.

It's a win-win.

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