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Liars and tall tales 2017-06-04 03:38:24 Post No. 34152409
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We all know someone who just can't stop bullshitting. Stories about people who fib out the butthole?
This one happened to me a few days ago.
>Be me
>Working in the warehouse with a co-worker. Chatting as we build items for our department store
>Got on the topic of guns
>Chat for a while about future purchases and our experiences at local shooting ranges
>he tells me he's about to buy a special edition Punisher 1911 with hair trigger, muzzle brake, and extended clip
>herewefuckinggo.jpg
>humor him as he goes on about scaring away would-be thieves with his 12 gauge
>nigger can't even tell me what brand or model it is when I ask
>Whatever
>Tell him about the 10/22 I just got
>immediately realize I have made a mistake as he tells me he "can't miss" with his .22
>Fuck it
>I ask him about it anyway
>Tells me he is better with iron sights than with a scope
>He took it shooting and shot a nickel at 200 yards
>On the first shot
>Silently scream bullshit
>butwaittheresmore!
>He lost the nickel when he hit it so he put up another nickel
>Hits it on his first shot again
>but he lost that one too
>This nigger cannot be serious right now
>so he puts a third nickel on a post at 200 yards
>"duct tapes the shit out of it"
>And hits it on his first shot
>For the third time in a row
>I have no words, I can only wonder how he finds this story believable
>Just offer a "wow" and change the subject back to work
Tell me about the fudds, the would-be-operators, the people whose Dad's work at Nintendo. People that you just know we're lying out there butt.
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>>34152409
>can't stop bullshitting
95% of this board
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Every homosexual and transsexual that pretends to be proficient in firearms use, own firearms, or not have regular violent/emotionally unstable episodes as their abnormal neurology threatens to cave in on itself at any given moment.
>All of them
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>>34152968
FPBP
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>>34153092
Of course I'm talking about true deviants, not mimics, of course they're not much better.
True Deviant
>Possesses abnormal/damaged/mutated biology
>Neurons are atypical
>Enjoys abominable sexual practices such as sodomy and self-mutilation
>Damaged brain structure causes inability to perceive social cues that tell them their behavior is subhuman
>Lower IQs, stunted creative thinking
>Prone to suicidal thoughts, crippling depression, violent outbursts, and sociopathic actions for no other reason then their mental wiring is completely screwed
>Incurable, intolerable, utterly disgusting creatures
Mimic Deviants
>Otherwise normal functioning human beings
>Potentially stunted IQs or reduced ability to form prejudices against deviant behavior
>Easily influenced by the opinions and arguments of others without credible evidence.
>May be raised from birth by a true deviant and infected with their way of thinking
>Matures believing mentally ill behavior is normal
>Is unable to take full advantage of mental faculties due to barriers put in place by mentally ill caretakers' own deviance.
>Behaviorally identical to True Deviants
>Limited potential for rehabilitation, though difficult and extremely time-consuming.
Clearly the sort of people who should not have access to weapons, and deviants who believe they can beat any heterosexual in a fair fight is not only subhuman but also a psychedelic retard.
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>>34153214
U wot
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