Alright /k/, what's in the box?

A rope to hang yourself nigger.

Big stompy boots

stinky fucking fish, probably

>>34148738
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX!?

>>34148738
tactical dragon dildo

Fishcock

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>>34148738

I'm still waiting for package from them to be sent out.

How long did it take for yours to go to processing to shipping?

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String, or nothing!

enema

>>34148809
Mine came in about nine days.

These fuckers sent me the wrong jacket and haven't replied to my email yet (I did send it when they were closed and they won't be open till monday so I can't really be mad)

>>34148809
About 16 days from order placed to at my door.

>>34148738
LARPing starter kit.

>>34148834
Close.

>>34148842
Finnish camo something

>>34148738
Tactical lip balm.

>>34148864
Nope.

>>34148738
judging from your skin color what ever it is it's stolen

>>34148871
No, but to be fair that does sound like something I would buy.

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Got bored and decided to start opening it.

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>>34149030
Last chance to guess what it is.

>>34149042
boots

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Screw it. It's a Yugoslav helmet.

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Also came with this piece of paper. If anyone can tell me what it says then that would be nice.

>>34149069
slavshit

>>34149081
example guy has a fat fucking head jesus

>>34149069
>a fucking sticker

>>34149069
And here I was hoping for gwyneth paltrow's head.

>>34149069

Cool anon!

According to youtube, most steel pots are at least level 2 protection

>>34148738
something tacticool mallninja and cringeworthy

>>34149069
the size of a cereal bowl?

>>34149069
what a piece of shit

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>>34149069
>A fucking sticker
Also my helmet is better