If are guy Jerry Miculek decided to columbine a school, what

>>34143600
if he rode one of those 4 legged robots that carry ammunition he'd take over the whole state.

>>34143609
Let's just say he's limited to however much he can carry on his body, but he's allowed to choose whatever loadout he thinks is suitable.

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>>34143609
FPBP

Columbine 1999...
It's not a date, it's a body count

He's old though so i doubt he'd get a high score. Maybe someone better, faster, healthier, and younger than him will.

>>34143659
Dear God.

>>34143600
there wouldn't be any police left to stop him if you unleashed Jerry

>>34143600
Grow up you fucking child. That shit isn't remotely funny or entertaining. Where I come from you wouldn't be allowed anywhere near firearms.

>>34143600
back then, when columbine happened? probably a shitload. police response was unorganized + super slow and the event was unprecedented

today? swat has a good idea of what to do (they send in a small team of 5-8 and immediately find the shooter to put him down, igonring wounded)

if you really want to get a huge body count youre going to use explosives, you have the potential to kill an entire crowd of hundreds of people, something you will never do with a rifle

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>>34143600
>Jerry Miculek
>Getting gunned down by anything short of a nuke

>>34143769
go back to /r/hugbox and stay the fuck out of my thread.

>>34143769
>Where I come from you wouldn't be allowed anywhere near firearms.
>I'm proud to be a slave!

sad but many such cases.

>>34143769
>where I'm from
>no 1A or 2A

Yuroshits take your police-registered manual action rimfires and fuck off.

>>34143786
I'll stay right here keyboard boy. What the fuck are you going to do about it?

>>34143810
He'll probably continue talking about Jerry Miculek getting a new high score while you continue to cry about it.

>>34143805
No school shootings. Also allowed fully suppressed weapons... Guess we're more free than you americunt.

>>34143825
Nice to meet a fellow kiwi, you gonna vote Winnie?

>>34143821
When's the last time you got laid?

>>34143825
>he actually believes this

I think I'll go buy an unregistered centerfire rifle now with absolutely no justification required. Then just for kicks I might criticism Islam online without getting arrested for it.

Shame I can't get a suppressor without a tax stamp though. Totes jealous. Really.

>>34143831
Chur bro!

>>34143841
Eh you ain't missing out on much, they're handy for .22 but it was a waste of money getting my .270 threaded and a $400 suppressor.

>>34143600
>if are guy
>if ARE guy

Do you mean "if OUR guy"?
Illiterate tard.

>>34143841
We're laughing at you chuck.

>>34143844
Speak proper you cunt.

>>34143853
"Speak properly you cunt"... Get it right you knob jockey.

>>34143852
>two fudds from faggot caliphates are laughing at me online

Ow. Right I'm the self esteem. How will I recover?

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>>34143874
Did you proof read that before posting? Are you twelve? Still living with Mum and Dad are we?

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>>34143890
>lol do u get laid
>lol r u a child
>lol we r laffin at you

Jesus it's starting to sound like it's you're first week on the Internet. What's next? "U mad?"

>>34143906
Second week. How am I doing?

>>34143906
"It's your".. not difficult...

>>34143841
Just be a good obedient boy and don't attach a stock to a handgun. Would be a shame if something happened to your dog.

>>34143906
At least you spelt Internet properly though. You must be partially educated... Or you have a decent spell checker.

>>34143879

fucking furries

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>>34143600
>be me
>inna swat
>hear a call about a school shooting
>o boy not again
>get there with my team of 7 guys
>start clearing rooms,ask for a description of shooter
>old man with a revolver
>wearing a shirt that says "SMITH AND WESSON"
>strapped with a gopro on his head
>all my what
>apparently he muttered something before shooting
>Allahu Alright guys so today we are gonna set a new record! Haha GIT SOOOME!"
>smith and wesson is a religion of peace
>roll my eyes and start clearing the building
>go down hallway when suddenly
>6 of my men are gunned down instantly
>tactically shit myself
>I only have time to turn 40 degrees before he reloads and dumps 6 rounds in my chest
>before i bleed out i watch him walk down the hallway
>hear the most horrifying sound ever made
>only the most depraved soul could ever make this noise
>HEYOOO

>>34143964
10/10

>>34143835
Last night with my loving gf, after playing binding of isaac with her and before watching On stranger tides

Wbu mr keyboard warrior

>>34143600

Best way to clear out a lone building is to first set it on fire and then lay down surpressing fire on anyone trying to escape. I mean, that works for all structures, not just a columbine.

>>34144032
Come again?

>>34143769
where your from is full of fags imigrants and pussys

>>34144212
>t. 62% white

>>34143731
Wrong. Mass shootings are all about planning and commitment. Omar Mateen got 49 because he magdumped into a packed room, the columbine faggots (collectively) got 12 because they picked the location for personal reasons and spent way more time screwing around than shooting. Even during the AWB 12 is inexcusable, they could have easily gotten some mag loading shotguns but no they wanted to be all 'mad max' with the retarded sawnoffs that literally broke one of their noses with recoil.

>>34143930
>says the guy whose government basically banned handguns to start with

>>34143964
>>34144016
7/10
jerry uses 8 shot revolver

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>>34143835
>butthurt white knight bent out of shape because we trigger what they think is a safe space

>>34143835
a couple days ago, shit was so cash.
this thread is funny, stop being an autist.

>>34143600
This is the most retarded post I have ever seen. Every single thought in it either explicitly stated, assumed, implied or subtly read between the lines is incorrect. It's nearly inconceivable in its retardation.
Bravo you stupid cunt.

>>34143871
>Get it right, you knob jockey.

Ftfy, faggot.

"27 targets hit in 20.9 seconds. Ho! Ho! Ho! A little slow on the draw, but we're going to try again"

>>34143769
Prove that we are not all law enforcement agents rehearsing an emergency response to a hypothetical mass casualty event through a harmless thought experiment. Pussy.

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>>34143923
>pointing out typos

>are guy

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>>34143659

>Columbine 1999...
>It's not a date, it's a body count

Eric and Dylan would no doubt have approved of that as a tagline.

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>>34147568
>Tfw when, eric and dill shill were trained operatives
>tfw they are total libshits in for the money
>tfw they die but can be revived and easily transplant organs with CIA connects

>>34143964
>>34147806
Old games old fag

>>34147188
>i posted an ms paint comic so i win
remove yourself from this board please

>>34144412
Except it didn't.

Also make sure that rifle barrel isn't too short.

>>34147188
>"you're" instead of "your"
>typo

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Honestly, it'd be a pretty ridiculous body count.

Can't settle on a number, but it'd be written into the fucking history books for sure.

Also, had the propane bombs detonated properly, Columbine would have been so much worse. Fucking hell.

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>>34143609
>>34143659
Fuckin kek

>>34147856
>Also, had the propane bombs detonated properly, Columbine would have been so much worse.
That's an understatement. They would probably score 100-200 kills if they detonated.

>>34143784
Massacre Time,
C'mon grab your friends,
We're going to cap some preppy kids.
With Eric the Goth and
Dylan the Loser,
The fun will never end,
It's Massacre Time!

>>34147877
>Come on grab your Brens
>We're going to cap some faggot friends.

Ftfy

>>34147839
>no argument
Neck yourself

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>>34143659

>>34143600
He can shoot a gun fast while standing in one spot, that doesn't mean he has good tactics, or even good fitness.

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>>34143600
>implying they wouldn't get #shrekt if he has the slightest concept of tactics and strategy

>implying they wouldn't have to dorner him or bomb him like that houston police shooting POC.

Hopefully he knows how to live stream

>>34145150
Wouldn't it be 8/8?

>>34144032
Lol faggot

>>34143784
Nice to see the 995 finally get the recognition it deserves.

>>34148140
>Setting a building on fire or blowing it up with there are hostages.

>>34143964
That last part was fucking hilarious! 9/10 would definitely read and lol again.

>>34143784
>>34147568
I unironically enjoy this shit
>>34147856
It's like pulling from an old shitty 80s action movie

>>34149745
>unironically enjoy this shit
Second.

>>34143600
Well he's fairly old and probably can't carry more than 40 loaded mags so I'm going to go with 1200

>>34143600
Establishment of a new government.

Poorfag uses a poorfag optic

>>34149745
They're honestly just an edgier version of Bill and Ted, so I can kind of see how you'd get that impression.

>>34143964

you forgot

>its gumbo time!

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Oh what could have been, any anons have any guesses to the body count had those beauty's gone off?

>>34147876
I've heard more, 300-400, when I did some research into what happened.

From what I can tell they never meant for it to be a school shooting in the first place, not the way we think of it really. They wanted to detonate the large bombs in the cafeteria, and then stand at their car near and exit and shoot people as they fled. Then, once the cops showed up, they had another bomb in their car, which they would detonate to off themselves.

Additionally, remember they set a fire bomb in a nearby park that day, which was meant to start a large fire and draw emergency services away from the school. Luckily, that bomb as well as the other propane bombs they rigged up failed, otherwise the death toll would've been much, much higher.

If the propane bombs in the cafeteria had worked, I read that some officials thought they could've caused significant structural damage to the school, including a partial collapse of the building. I don't know much about bombs, so I don't know if that's credible. If that did happen, I doubt many kids would even be left to rush out of the school in their direction. Not only that but they seemed to have been poor shots and didn't have anything besides a pistol and shotguns, so I'm not sure how effective they'd be at sniping people as they ran from the school. They did shoot at a cop and some students from a distance and I don't think they got any kills from that, certainly nothing more than minor wounds.

>>34143805
You have no idea buddy how far from the truth you are, no idea...

There still are islands of gun liberty and molon labe is a lifestyle of our grandfathers flowing tru our veins. So yeah, not everrything yuro is no gun.

Pardon my engrish... Higland park single malt and figerfucking my FA mp5/g3 lower made it hard to assemble my 2 braincells to create a more like FUCK YOU response.

Shoot straight and fly safe

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>>34143659
A Columbine full-clear is the beginning of the tour, not the ending. When he shoots down the police helicopter they call in the tanks and the chase ends after an entire city is demolished.

>>34150703
An estimated 500 people, if the guy's who did the shooting's estimates were right.

>>34143784
I'm impressed they actually got the Hi Point carbine right, instead of just throwing up a generic AR 15.

Modern school shooters:

>"FUCKING MUSLIMS! I'LL... I'LL ONE UP MOOHAMID ALBADABBADOO"
>Cut up bed sheets for ghost outfit
>Can't get white because no NEETbux so they're just cum stained ninja turtles ones
>"P-PRAISE JESUS!"
>Shotgun fails to cycle
>Hi-point jams
>Hands are sweaty
>Drop folding knife
>Tyrone grabs you from behind and wedgies you until you bleed
>Fall down crying
>Cum a little
>Everyone laughs at you
>Don't even make it to the news
#whiteproblems

>>34152600
>draws two kitchen knives
>shigerui death frenzy
>fall down crying after catching 9mm in left ass cheek
>penis falls out, girls laugh and take pictures that wind up on reddit
>found next morning in cell hanging by underwear

>>34152600
>>34152698
You know, when you stop and think about it. Eric and Dylan couldn't even win at being shooters. All they ever did was bully people and lose. Even in death.
The only reason they're remembered at all is because they were the first modern ones and maxed out their style points.

>>34143964
Screencap this and put me in it. Titty Spronkels.

>>34150709
if they're using propane canisters it's unlikely they have high explosives

they were stupid mentally ill kids

>>34143964
This is the first time I smiled while browsing /k/ in a long time

>thanks anon

>>34152863
Holy fuck that is sad

>>34152807
>all hope is gone

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>>34152863
SLEEP TITE PUPPER

I also feel like thats kinda unhealthy for the snake

>>34143600
Considering the current situation, this is a fucking stupid thread

>>34152863
Funny stuff.

>>34152863
Hoping you get cancer. And the person who arranged that gets an even worse cancer and dies on cell phone video and people mock him forever

>>34144145
no just once

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>>34154098
>I also feel like thats kinda unhealthy for the snake

How's that any different than feeding a snake a rabbit? I mean I get the whole dirty, horrifying part of it with the poor pupper, but why would a snake eating a dog be any worse than any other small mammal?

I'm a snake btw.

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>>34154314

woopssssss wrong image

>>34143600
Not a whole lot because he would always

>1. Be going "HOOOO" after shooting a string
>2. Be messing with his shot timer trying to get it to work, waiting for it to beep before shooting and then checking his split times after each couple of trigger pulls.

Love how this started out as a school shooting meme thread and rapidly devolved into politics and spam

>>34143600
The police never arrived on time. There was more than enough time but the kids decided to fuck it in the library.

>>34143769
Fuck you that's funny. Dark humor is Intellectual humor, your brit and sand people mixed blood might be more attuned to fart jokes and slapstick.

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>>34143659
Fucking kek anon.

>>34143600
His body count would be 3 digits before he even started to think about holding his gun the right way up and stop shooting with his pinky.

>>34154314
dogs were domesticated with the concept of also appealing to human emotion. Same reason people don't like seeing horses being slaughtered like cows.

also i'm not entirely sure that small dogs were in the snake diet

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>>34143609
>>34143659
kek
the real question is, in a fight, Jerry vs. Hickok45?

>>34154314

Dogs are severely underrated as utilitarian animals and mankind has gone through a hell of a lot of effort over thousands of years to make them that. Frankly it's a waste and rather distasteful.

>>34154488
>>34154429

Again, like I said in my post. I get the emotional aspect. I feel the same way. The anon I replied to asked if eating dogs was bad for snakes. I don't know why they would be any worse than any other small animals.

>>34154476
>Jerry vs Hickok45?
Bob Munden wins.

>>34154573
Bob could probably shoot them both in a threeway quickdraw duel, but only if they're not farther away than a few paces.
Bob said it himself, fast _or_ accurate.

>>34143848
He put a can on a 270
Point and laugh

>>34155304
SHUT UP!!

>>34154476
And what if Jerry and Hickok cooperated as shooters?

Jerry:
>Sweeping the corridors and classrooms with lead currents
>His record of the day is one classroom with two reloads in 2,9601 seconds
>HEYOOO!!!


Hickok
>Occupies the canteen
>Eliminates every bottle of beverage in a sales machines
>Occasionally hit the fleeing student over the entire length of the corridor
>One perfect shot at a distance of more than 50 meters
>Sometimes he stops and begins to explain why he had brought his Smith & Wesson Model 29 today and to expresses gratitude to Federal Premium Ammunition

>>34154552
looks like a rather fluffy doggo, how well would they handle large amounts of fur?

>>34154476

I like Hickok a lot, but he's get fucking murdered by Jerry.

>>34155386
Wakes up the gong from across another state, only to pior have said "I realy don't know where to hold these sights he he he"

>>34143769
>no thought experiments allowed

>>34148021
Hes a national champion three gun shooter. You do understand that includes a lot of moving around, shooting while moving, and reloading at a full sprint?

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>>34143659
YES