/k/onfessions thread

The L85A2 is my favorite rifle.
There, I said it.

>>34130148
Let's be friends, you and I.

>>34130207
Is the L85's accuracy a misconception?

>>34130157
/k/ is a regressive board fuck off with your fancy meme super-arrows we're all about sticks and sharp rocks

>>34130233
Aaaaand putting stuff in our butts.

>>34130138
I pretend to be a naive and snobbish junior officer in military threads despite never being in the service. I like all those (You)'s from pissy E-3's.

I also own 4 guns, 2 of which have never been shot, and have only been to a range 5 times ever.

>>34130269
Aaand putting our dicks in guns

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>>34130278
Who's ever jacked off with a loaded gun in their mouth here? 10/10

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>>34130311
>The ride never ends

>>34130157
you misspelled conservative, you dumb nigger

>>34130138
I'm in favor of gun control
I'm a statist authoritarian

I neglect my garden and chickens to post here.

>>34130529
I burn chickens alive to make myself feel better

>>34130553
What a waste of a chicken.

>>34130578
>a chicken

>>34130272
Sad.

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>chicken

>>34130138
I bought a Mossberg 500 for $400

>>34130311
this is the kind of confession I was looking for
and dubs confirm it's true

Seeing as this is a chicken threa, does anyone know how I can get chickens to eat silverbeat? Mine won't touch the stuff and it seems a waste to compost it.

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>>34130878
my chickens eat literally anything so idk how to help u there

>>34130909
Do you underfed them or are they just like that. I really need them to start eating silverbeat because I grew a fuck ton of because I had it in my mind that I could feed them it instead of meal.

>>34130807
Eh. The shitposting is kind of but /k/ is really stuffy and needs to be taken down a peg. Especially the platform and gear threads.

The range trips are what get me really though. Nobody in my family liked guns, so I had to self teach over the last year. I prefer outdoor ranges and winter and the rainy spring has really been fucking me over. Thankfully I like the mechanical aspect of firearms a lot.

I only go to /k/ honeypots- I mean meetups, to get dox on people and find out who their gfs are. I then discreetly stalk their GFs until I can introduce myself to them and seduce them. I travel all around the countrying going to meetups. I must have slept with 400 wifes and Gfs at this point, and atleast a dozen people are raising my kids now, most of them are ugly or mediocre, but that's not the point. i do this in revenge after /k/ wouldn't stop making fun of the XM8. Who's a fish gun now?

>>34131074
Please let this be true

>>34131004
>but /k/ is really stuffy and needs to be taken down a peg
please go and stay go

>>34130148
No. Stop.

>>34131079
no one on /k/ has gfs or wifes

>>34131082
This board is worse than /mu/

>>34131126
i do. Lately she's been coming home late and is really tired. Must be exhausted from all the work that went into setting up nuggetfest. she's such a great Girlfriend. you can tell she worked hard because nuggetfest was months ago.

>>34131126
No one on 4chan has a wife or gf, just waifu's

>>34131074
audible kek

>>34131126
A couple do, but they can't get pregnant since they're biologically male.

>>34131183
I touched a girl with my penis in highschool, that count?

>>34131004
> /k/ is really stuffy and needs to be taken down a peg. Especially the platform and gear threads.

Don't participate or visit such threads, I stay away from generals because it's the same 4 tripfaggots making the " [insert name here] edition" and pandering to each other.

It wouldn't surprise me if you're one of those since you already pretend for attention on an anonymous chink board.

>>34131126
Guilty, I have my reasons to not want to deal with women anymore though

I didn't own a gun until I was 43 years old.

I'm 43 years old and I still browse 4chan.

That's too old to do that, I know, but if it helps, my boyfriend is 19 and he browses here too.

Wait - I bet that didn't really help.

I was an anti-gun, social science degree carrying, liberal up until 2 years ago. Finally bought a gun a year ago.

It's been a wild ride.

>>34131286
don't fall for the right wing sentiment that's what gun owners try to do to you brainwash you it's like a cult

>>34131247
>That's too old to do that
I really don't understand that mentality. What's every other 43 year old do with their spare time that's so great?
90% of the population sits on their ass watching garbage anyway.

I'm a liberal who voted for hillary

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>>34131074
The right reasons.

>>34131310
You're right, right wingers are too soft, and that's why I'm a paleoconservative now.

>>34131310
More like that's what left wingers try to do, make everyone think that gun owners are all racist hillbillies

>>34130458
not sure if b8...

>>34131325
>What's every other 43 year old do with their spare time that's so great?
They resist the urge to get into woodworking.

That's the cause of 80% of mid-life crises, trying to resist the allure of woodworking.

Usually they finally submit to their desires by 60.

>>34130138
can we just take a second away from screaming about politics to enjoy something as beautiful and simple as weapons?

>>34131087
I don't like plastic toys.

I barreled my Lee-Enfield, which cost more than the actual gun

>>34131074
A God among men.

>>34132375
I'm pretty tempted to get more involved in woodworking but I already have furniture and a small shop. So I'll just fix things until I'm 105 then I might buy a table saw.

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>>34131002
Different anon - some of my hens are picky as fuck; others will eat anything. Like, Dumpling will turn her nose up at lettuce and carrots but fucking loves any form of bread. She's a bit overweight because of it....
Meanwhile, Cacciatore fucking ate the tempered glass out of my car's fog light when a rock shattered it. She'll also steal a burger right out of your hands if you aren't careful. Basically, my chickens are all fuckin' weird.

No idea what you can do to get them to eat it. Chickens can have varied food preferences, believe it or not, and some just might not like certain things.

>>34130233
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>>34130877
I came for the guns but the traps made me cum.

>>34130138
Apology accepted, now to figure out how to clean up your mess...

Not really /k/ related, but tonight I decided that if I'm still as depressed as I am right now as when I'm 30, I'm just going to end my life. Ten years to go.

>>34130138

>I first got into guns after playing Call of Duty for the first time.

>>34133821
Might as well get ahead of schedule. I said to myself 5 years ago that I was ready to end it, things started to look better, then lost it all again.

Remember the ride never ends.

>>34133873
My biggest concern is that if an afterlife exists, I might end up just as depressed there. That would be awful.

>>34131326
Why?

I don't like shooting handguns.
I really love my brand new 870.

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>>34130553
What a coincidence!
I burn Chechens alive to make myself feel better

and because they are inhuman pig dog

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>>34132462
Maybe when /pol/shits, the_donald retards, and the annoying liberal minorities (political minority, not black people) on this board stop trying to shoehorn their political shit into everything, including /k/.

>>34130138
I only own one gun, it's a bolt action .22. I keep it at my friend's house because I'm a basement dweller and my parents don't like guns. Also I only like fuddshit. At least I go shooting often unlike so many of you.

>>34131074
I really
really
hope that this is true

>>34130138
I learned how to do mag changes from a vest/pc with airsoft guns and by watching videos on youtube.
I'm ashamed

The ras47 is just fine, vocal viral negative reviews by popular Bob Sled akuo guy and russiaboo elitism make it sound worse than it is.

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>>34130845

>tfw bought mine used for $195

Im a tripfag.

>>34130138
I fell for the Classic Firearms $420 Yugo SKS meme and I'm picking it up today.

>>34135324
At least you didnt pay $850 for a WASR when Hillary was "winning"

>>34133873
I love you anon and I hope it gets better

>>34130845
I bought a used Mossberg 88 for $125. Came with a hogue pistol grip....

I think that the Mosin Nagant is a worthless rifle and don't know why everyone obsesses about a 1 of 100 million rifles. All the people complaining about the price of Mosins going up need to just find a new old gun and essentially make that one a meme.

>>34130138

I'm not actually a /k/ommando, I'm a crossboard lurker from /tg/.

>>34135324
Why is that a meme? Is it because of the price? I haven't been able to find them for much cheaper anywhere else. All the stuff that used to be $80-$150 has skyrocketed in price. It's just the way it is, i guess.

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I'm not allowed to own guns for the next 5 years because I tried killing myself and I live in California.

>>34135769
>I live in California.

Well at least we know why you tried to kill yourself.

>>34135566
Same, except I'm from /his/. I just like reading greentexts and the stalker threads

>>34130138
I sold most of my guns last year to buy a motorcycle. My wife complained, so I immediately sold the bike and gave her the cash. Thinking about selling more just for cash.

Meanwhile, that Lane Bryant bill keeps coming every month.

Fuck my life.

>>34130138
I've been here forever and I never even a single gun

>>34135821
>bad grammar
>no guns
You fit right in

>>34135809
Help me, anon.
I'll do lewd things.

>>34135821
Same here, but mostly because I'm from Mexico and gun laws here are bullshit, I just want my shitty revolver on .380 already, it's been three years since I applied for my gun permit you fucking army cunts.

I carry an unholstered Astra Firecat in my front pocket.

>>34130909
What kind is that black and yellowish one?

>>34130138
I once findled a friends .380 1911, and as soon as he left the room, i accidentally dropped it. He came back in and looked at me, but fortunately, while picking it back up, my phone fell off the bed quietly, so he thought it was just my phone.

Im sorry, bro.

>>34135878
>fucking army cunts
Are you in Guadalajara? Those assholes are the worst. Move to Isla De Mujares. Its a military island, but theyre based military bros. I'm american, so that might be why, but they let me drive their humvees and jeeps around the island while im there, if i pay them $100.

I only have a Marlin 60 .22 and 1k rounds for SHTF. Poorfag, it'll have to do.

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I don't own a firearm because I was underageb& around 6 months ago and I still live with my mom. All my gun knowledge is based solely off ArmA 2, rare times I got to go shooting with my dad, and Ian videos.

>>34135947
I'm from CDMX, and the army cunts are the ones who regulate the gun permits for civilians, and still got nothing. Goddamit, I didn't even try to skip military service back when I was 18 and this is how they repay me.

And yes, Guadalajara is a shit hole, nothing more than a bunch of gay, narcos, and gay narcos.

Call of Duty has good games they get shit on way too hard because of the fan base. There are, ofc, better fps out there though.

I don't have my CCW yet even though I've owned a perfectly good weapon and holster for two months. I have also yet to take said weapon to the range.

I've never fully disassembled a gun because I don't have the tools and would rather spend the money on more guns. Also I've only shot my AR twice and I'm already super bored with it

>>34136048
>tfw 21 and still living with gungrabbing libshit mother
My gun knowledge stems from personal research, /k/, IRL friends with similar interests, and the actual fucking countersniper who wound up relegated to teaching 12-18yo kids to shoot airguns at little black disks 10m away.
>tfw an actual countersniper taught me to shoot and I still can't win at those cork gun games at the circus

>>34130220
Yes, it is actually an accurate rifle. The L86 is even better but we've not been allowed to play with those since we did some training with a bunch of reservists.

t. brit army squaddie

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I hate my life

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>>34136260
Me too

>>34136266
hey what's this dudes channel named?

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>>34136276
CarniK Con

>>34131074
Unfortunately out of the tens of thousands of kommandos out there after going to a meet I really have to question whether or not there are 400 wives and girlfriends out there.

>>34133821
You won't be. Just get yourself a career and a lot of guns. It makes it all better.

>>34133887
Lol, one of my biggest fears is that there is an afterlife, I know where you're coming from. Every story must have an end and nothing that goes on forever can be remarkable. Infinity is boring.

>>34136282
thanks man, I've been looking for that shit for a long time. hope you put some working into making your life suck less.

>>34135324
Meh, that's thw market price now and everyone should own an sks just because. It's okay anon.

>>34133821
Get a few good years of paying into medicaid and social security before you end it, but dont wait too long... I found the longer i languish, the more demoralized and unmotivated i am to actually follow through with it because things tend to settle to a comfortable form of terrible that just keeps going on and on...

>>34135821
Never even a single one? I accidentally a gun once.

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>>34131004
We shall be /k/'s reckoning

>>34130138
I haven't been shooting in almost two months.

>>34136064
I was hoping to apply for a gun permit since the new regulation in Nuevo Leon allows you to kill home invaders but your story doesn't give me too much hope, which revolver are you getting Mexibro? Any other Mexicans have similar stories.

>>34130138
I never fired a gun in my life, I really wanted, but my country is completely shit for it

>>34130138
Progressive board bullshit doesn't even qualify as a meme. It's just poor bait. If you ever been here before you know this.

We're the most (legitimate) right wing board excluding the damn /pol/ nazis that come here

>>34137343
THIS THIS THIS every time I see a Nazi I just think about how fucking great it would be if he was murdered and his entire family was raped beaten and left for dead in an African American neighborhood to let them have some revenge
Fucking Nazis deserve to be burned alive I don't fucking care if they're man woman child whatever they are the most retarded backwards racist pieces of shit on the planet and the same goes to fascists/ Republicans/ alt-right/ conservatives/ libertarians/ whatever they're all the same damn thing just a different name to disguise they're hate. Hate is a weapon and the only way to fight against it is complete and total annihilation

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>>34137803
hi

>>34137803
People like you killed this board.
Hope you're happy.

>>34137803
>hates any group of people who has a family tie with a person who hates specific groups of people

You fall into the save category of people you hate.

>>34137820
>>34137920
>Being retarded enough to fall for this ancient bait
Jesus Christ, guys.

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>>34131126
I have a wife

>>34138921
My statement is valid regardless if it's serious or not.
It's not even slightly old, much less ancient, how long you been here?

>>34137803
This pasta is so stale by this point that I can't believe people still fall for it.
Anyway, my confession is that I hate the AR-15. It fucking killed small arms development for the foreseeable future.

>>34138942
Maybe I just see it a lot but it feels like it's been here for-fucking-ever. As for me about three years now.

Part of me wants to namefag in /arg/ but the other part of me has an irrational hate of namefags posting the same shit every day... and I couldn't decide on a good name

>>34138922
>having a ring is proof you have a wife
wew

>>34139114
What proof would you like?

>>34139262
b hole pics

>>34139262
None, I believe you, I just thought it was silly.

>>34139294
no.

>>34139315
oh, okay. Guess I'll have to delete the butthole pics. Sorry other anon.

>>34131126
I do.

She wants me in chastity when I get home in a month.

>>34130458
Bait, but kys anyway, hun

>>34131074
I mean, it's just a middle of the road G36 2.0

>>34132375
Is it a red flag that this is happening to me at 28? I went to a woodworking store last week and spent like an hour looking at all of the fancy woods they have for sale. I don't own any fucking woodworking tools. What is happening to me?

>>34134270
Yeah, but we could get rid of the black people too, right?

>>34139087
Why namefag to begin with?
There's literally no reason to.

>>34139329
yeah huh check these Quints