Ask a military contractor, currently in Cameroon, anything.

fucked a native yet OP?

>>34124735
I'm a Nigerian prince who needs to get $10 million dollars out of the country. Can you help?

>>34124735
Well, what's your mission?

>>34124735
Do you know Nenge?
Nenge Mboko?

Tell him it's me, Lionel Joseph.

>>34124735
>letting the locals touch you
LOL ENJOY UR AIDS

What kind of gear do you carry? Is thread kill?

>>34124735
have you met some french soldiers ?
what are you contracting for ?
what do you think of the political situation there with involvement against african djihadis ?

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>>34124735
are you the guy living in a connex? also, how do i get a gf?

>>34124737
Yeah, shit was tight but now my dick itches
>>34124741
No
>>34124769
Classified
>>34124876
No and no
>>34124941
Beat to shit MP5 and a block 19
>>34125055
No
KBR
Don't give a shit
>>34125068
No. Kidnap her.

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I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

>>34125096
>No and no
Nigga you ain't in Cameroon then.
>Also post a timestamp, faggot.

>>34125096
so what do you do every day? care to share some interesting anecdotes

>>34124735
What previous mil exp do you have?

How many figures are you looking at, at the end of your stint?

>>34124735
Must suck having to live in terrible conditions. Are you keeping yourself well-fed in niggland?

>>34125165
Kek ignore the fag that answered for me. I'm giving periodical brakes.

>be Mexican American Militia
>have buddy in marines
>he joins a (((pmc))) and gets me in
>cannot name security contractor but it's based in New England
>fast forward, to me here

I get paid 120k a year.

>>34125245
Yes, I avoid bushmeat, we import jack links tho

>>34125136
Patrol, shoot at bush, play loud music in ours captors ears, see old colonial buildings with words in French. (Feels moments when you see em)

I only get a bit of time to answer

It's fun here if ya like masochist shit, also surprising white village here as well. They still think Europe is like it was in the old days.

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>>34125323
What liscenses/certification/background do i need to do your job?

>>34125323
>see old colonial buildings with words in French
Is there much from its days as German Kamerun?

>>34124735

Did you give him a reach around before you got aids?

>>34124941
I am carrying your standard m4 and a berreta, no kidding we raided a stash house and found Libyan ww2 era artillery rusting in some warehouse, just covered in drapes and african tier clothing. It was like a sams club but smelled like mega dirt/lint

>>34124735
How many floppies have you slotted?

>>34125337
I'm going be honest dude, either know someone who's in a contract corp (gun for hire) OR find a company desperate for manpower and who are willing to train.

>>34125342
We see old buildings covered in shrubs and trees, not sure if german, we've passed down roads with houses in view covered in grass, run down, boarded or gutted. Lost to time, I suppose.

>>34125349
Hahah I don't trust these guys since they work with terrorist networks and the army

Also Chinese presence isn't big here, but it might be growing.

>>34125365
Can i get a contract gig as a combat medic?

>>34125351
Only 1, thug culture from the us really amps them up here and makes them think they can walk up to your humvee and pretend to open the passenger door to hop in.

Another fun fact we saw
>be beaner
>see civilians who are my skin color
>they are shopping in the bazaar as I am,
>get closer
>see studs and flashy attire
>they might be cartels
>said "hola, que ay?"
>small talk and we went our ways

guess these cartels are international huh

>>34125373
Where I work, as long as you are of age, firm handshaken, and decent at shooting, yes. Honestly.

Even if you are healthy as fuck, avoid bad food/water, avoid big bottom/breasted negresses, you'll still get sick here 100%

>immodium is a must
>UN people always pay at the tavern

>>34124735
Landscape looks amazing.

>>34125431
Yes, very lush, desert arid in some places, humid though, but the best part are the old colonial buildings. It's crazy how it seems apocalyptic. Heroin junkies live in these classic homes or are abandoned and you see the occasional condom, decaying wooden furniture from a Victorian time, or old mattress lying around,

>>34125388
>big bottom/breasted negresses
>big bottom/breasted negresses

you don't say

>>34125373
then become the leader of the pf?

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>>34124735
How many white mercs would it take to take over an Africa country?

>>34124735
How many bouts of Malaria have you had? Which medicine is working best nowadays?

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>>34125323
>They still think Europe is like it was in the old days
I probably wouldn't have the heart to tell them either...

I am infantry nco in the canadian forces, are any of these jobs availaible to canadians? I would love to make 120k to do what I already do in a warm climate.

>>34125607
Immodium and this one mega antibiotic known as Curall. Chinese and Indian shops hand em out for free basically. You get sick the first days and you contemplate leaving but afterwards you feel like a million bucks. It's strange.

>>34125465
They tempt even the whitest of men, since they are pure and submissive but the wedlock and disease is too much.

>>34125599
Haha itd take all of them United but the bush clearing would be the worst time ever. There are deep bunkers buried that house literally hundreds of rebels/slaves

>>34126074
You probably could, in fact you'd probably be stationed with me in this mosquito hellhole. I only have a degree and border militia experience. You'd probably find a better job with another security consultation and make true bank

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>>34124735

Is there any way a non military person gets a gig like this?

What kind of wacky gear have you found, besides the aforementioned warehouse?

Are FALs, G3 a, Type 56 common?

How's the booze?

>>34127834
Yes, companies hire whatever guy wants to join, governments give them a budget for the more people that enlist.

The gear we've seen is mostly Chinese versions of weapons. Rusted cannons, Obama Hope posters and stickers on these places.

>everybody and their mom has a type 56

Booze is meh, we drink water and jack Daniels if we can't stomach the smells of poor sanitation

>>34128174
How do we know you arent just larping from your basement? No offense.

>>34125378
I unironically think it's neat that you ran into some cartel dudes and had a casual conversation.

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>>34128174

Follow up questions:

Do you bring your own gear?

What company are you with?

Can you legally return to the USA?

>>34128174
can i bring my scar 17 and modify it for select fire?

>>34125096
Why do you lie on the internet?

>>34129487
>>34128193
Why you being dumb? You done contracepting b4?

>>34129816
Contracepting? Well once when I was a teenager but I haven't had anything since.

>>34129816
This guy wasn't me, I apologize for it

>>34129395
Depends on the company, although on field, anything goes.
>>34129266
I was provided with gear, second hand sweaty shit but it's some,

Can't name it, but it's based in New England. I am from Texas btw,

>>34129266
Also yes I can return to the US. We have crazy African people scream at us to make them us citizens and take em to New York. They even do that shit where they step in front your vehicle and claim you hurt them. Annoying but not much. We can do. I love /k/ a lot so that's why I'm here, and /b/ is no longer the same. /Pol/ is shilled hard.

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>>34124735
did he give you aids?

How long is your contract for, and about how much do you make a year?

4 weeks. Im making $2000 to work with local farmers to improve production.

Are you mostly there for deterrent or do you actually see some action?

>>34130714
Shit, that's cool mang.
They probably don't need vehicle techs at all eh?

>>34130871
The military contracts a lot of mechanics. It helps when tractors, and mowers break down. The Africans cant work on engines. Dont have tools.

>>34124735
what's the local arms trade like?

>>34130714
I wonder why they are trying to copy me. We aren't there for that, to clarify.

>>34130871
That guy isn't me kek, I'll provide a time stamp

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>>34124735

Have you penetrated the jungles of Africa, if you know what I mean?

>>34131324
>>34131314
Man will you go away. This is my thread. Stop pretending you are me.

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>>34124735
I've read from other people claiming to be in that area that the natives do drugs then run into battle all fucked up. That the peace keepers really might as well be shooting fish in a barrel.

Is this true

>>34131651
Namefaggin 101- Only trips are secure, and then only so long as no one figures your code out.

Also, post pic with kit or GTFO

>>34131840
I can't post a picture. I'm stateside right now on leave. That's how I have internet.

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>>34131651
I had to change it to kek, guess I'm not familiar with a namefagging method. This guy isn't me though, obviously.

Here's me from earlier, I'm restricted on my company phone. I look like a tool yes.

>>34131882
Nice try amigo.

>>34130613
>/Pol/ is shilled hard.
Why would a beaner visit /pol/?

>>34132221
I hate Mexico just like they do.

>>34131980
>>34131996
nigger they're just going to change to that too, look up what a tripcode is

Testing

>>34132221
self-flagellation

>>34132275
Thank you

>>34125323
do you cull the local population when no one is looking?

>>34132452
That would be against my code.

Messed it up at first. It should be ok now.

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>>34132630
fag

>>34124735
Who's the most based tribe?
>for reasons

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First off, I'm disappointed with everyone in this fucking thread. Because I did one fucking reverse search and pulled this up. OP is full of shit, that photo's from a school in Camaroon.

>>34132792
You don't say?
Maybe there was a reason he was getting trolled.

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>>34132792
HAH!

>>34132647
do you wear impractical but cool shit to feel like a badass merc, or is it all very practical?

>>34132792
Please delete my uncensored picture. You can't play with peoples lives like that.