THIS GUY AT YOUR BACK DOOR OF YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW

Run out front door, drive off.

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>>34114861

>>34114861
Grab the AR sitting a few feet from my desk, insert a mag and swing it around.

>>34114892
How many times do you have to shoot a beaner before it stops working? Damn son.

>>34114921
They're a very hard working people, that's why they get hired over blacks.

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Stare in horror at his horrible dental hygiene.

>>34114861
>looking for you with intent

"Intent" for what exactly?

You have to be more specific here. For legal reasons.

>>34114931
Brits imported indians to south africa because they worked better than blacks.
US only used blacks because they were cheaper.

>>34114953
>US only used blacks because they were cheaper *upfront.
Ongoing costs however...

>>34114861
Smile, say Bonjour Andre! And how are you today? Have a seat on the couch, it should hold you! He really was a nice guy, OP. And he'd have made a great Dread Pirate Roberts, too.

>>34114977
This.

People said he was a giant with a heart of gold.

>>34114962
You're supposed to liquidate the inventory when it's usefulness has ended.

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>>34114977
Hes high as hell on Meth and heard you hurt his sister! The voices in his head told him that...

Now What Do?

>>34114962
yeah...

>>34114990
By the mid-19th Century, the market had collapsed, and it'd be another hundred years before you could scrap them for parts.

>>34114991
Well... If you put it that way, unless we're loaded for bear we're all fucked. He was a big, VERY BIG, man. On meth? Yeah, we're all fucked if he's within 20 feet of us.

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>>34115007
DUDE WTF DID YOU DO TO HIS SISTER?

>>34114991
Then I have a Winchester with 7 rounds of 175 corelockt.

I might make it becasue he'll be slowed down by my small house, low ceilings and crap blocking my backdoor.

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>>34115025
I only have 4 rounds of Buck
Im fucked!

>>34114977
I would order a dozen pizzas and watch a movie with him desu

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>>34114861

I knew it wasn't a waste of money.

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>>34115129
that might work!
but would you innawoods with it in this situation?

>>34114755

>>34114949
Intent to party

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>>34114861
make him a sandwich

>>34114991
Load and mag dump my saiga into him and hope that stuns him long enough to get something bigger.

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>ITT cowards who are too afraid to toss on their best luchador mask and give him The 619

Shameful...

>>34114861
>Hes armed and looking for you with intent
Intent to chill maybe. Andre the Giant seems like he was a rad dude.

>>34114892
that was satisfying to watch

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>>34114861
Put him in a sleeper hold until he passes out while having a polite discussion with him. He's a nice guy, really.

>>34114861
We face each other as god intended, sportsmanlike.

I'll put down my sword and he'll put down his rock. then we'll kill each other like civilized people.

>>34114861
I wonder what sick fuck dug up his corpse and dumped it on my doorstep. Then I call the cops and see about getting someone to put him back.

>>34116323
You. I like you.

>>34114861
Outcome is that he gets immediately gassed and has to lean on the ropes until its time for his elimination spot.
Alternatively do nothing because he cant fit through any entry point into my place.

>>34115452
One the one hand, RIP all my alcohol, on the other hand, Andre was a famous hard partier and scored tons of tail. Farewell, all my booze, your sacrifice was not in vain.

Give him a big ol' hug

I missed you Andre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuY9kNsGaPk
Give him honeycombs cereal and tame the giant

>>34115016
Is...is that a cactus flail? Please tell me this existed in history. I'm sure there were several people back then who were just as autistic as us.

>>34114861
G20 in the desk drawer next to me. Curious how it would play out, not very worried.

>>34114892
fuck... is he okay?