what am I in for, /k/?

>>34114752
hatred from poorfags

>>34114752
VP9

Something from H&K or a fleashlight
Or both

>>34114752
P30 or vp9sk

>>34114752
GOD GUN
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>>34114752
A lot of malfunctions, in all likelihood

>>34114782
>that slide release lever placement and size
>nonexistant ergos
Yea, op seriously good job there definitely the creme of H&Ks line up

>inb4 is gud because mk23 could clear squibs ballistically

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>>34114790
meh, I don't really have good taste in general.

Unless it's an MP5 or UMP with a giggle switch, literally no one cares.

HK are washed up.

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>>34114782
>.45 compact

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>>34114806
>>34114782

Master race. That's my favorite gun I own.

>>34114806

>those grips on that CZ

Oh, you're /that/ guy. Yeah, you have bad taste.

>>34114782
Excellent choice. I have a USP40. My next handgun will be a G31Gen4, but after that I might pick up a USPc

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>>34114806

Oh snab, a P01 too? Are you me?

>>34114814
>that hysterically disproportionate grip to barrel ratio

The Belgians are laughing at you.

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>>34114752

A gentleman of wealth and taste, I presume?

>>34114820
>>34114834
>USP Tactical
>not Mk. 23

Explain yourself, now.

>>34114807
>MP5 or UMP with giggle switch
I missed that guy's thread so much, I wish to re-live it.

>>34114782
High bore axis, snappy recoil, shit trigger and ergonomics and polymer ffs. You could've atleast got one of their all steel guns like the MK 25.

>>34114842

Rereading the images just has me asking so many questions. Like, who the fuck was his dad? He literally had THE 16TH FUCKING MP5 IN THE US. And according to OP the house wasn't really anything special. The guns were literally worth many times more by our estimation. So who the fuck was this guy? It's one thing to be some new rich fuck that just buys his way into automatic weapons, but you don't just buy your way into those guns. You have to have connections out the ass to collectors and big collections. Not to mention have the money that goes with it.

>>34114848
>You could've atleast got one of their all steel guns like the MK 25

How many levels of retarded are you on?

>snappy recoil
.
Have you ever even shot a USP?

>>34114758
it wasn't even that bad. I remember a few anons mentioning how HK USP's were always being sold used at a better price than $800-1000

Got mine for $650, shipped, with everything and barely shot because it was a demo gun.

>>34114853
explain this thread

>>34114859

>USP's
>that high

Nigga, what? You could literally buy lightly used .40 S&W USP's for 450 dollars two weeks ago, in bulk.

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>>34114837

The Tactical was on sale for a deep discount. About all there is to it. Got it for $892 brand new. On another note, HK does not include the thread protector on a $1300 MSRP gun. You have to shell out another $20 to them to get it. I'm a good goy so I ponied up the bucks.

>>34114858
>Have you ever even shot a USP?
Its a USPC in 45, not a USP, you retard and yes I've shot a USPC and even in 9mm the recoil was relatively heavy.

>How many levels of retarded are you on?
Wtf are you even talking about. Fuck you.

>>34114862

Some Anon's dad dies, he goes to the house and says his dad collected guns and wanted to know if they were worth anything. So he starts posting pictures, and he just keeps posting pictures, and more pictures. He literally built a fucking throne out of NFA HK weapons and their cases that he sat on at one point. The total sum of the collection was probably worth at least anywhere between 750k to 1 million dollars, and that was just what he posted. God knows what else he might have had squirreled away somewhere.

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>>34114752
an over priced plinker for it's shoddy quality.

>>34114853
well, after his accidental post of that "one other gun" that nearly everyone told him to take off and never talk about again because of the lettering on that gun, it's safe to wager his dad had cash and some connection of sorts. I think I remember him mentioning his dad was in the navy for a long while, and I'm sure his father knew or was even an LEO at one point.

Also, good on his father for getting everything in order with registered papers and everything for all those guns.

>>34114864
that's just the 40's though, those are being dropped across the board after the whole FBI dropping the .40 thing.
The .45 and 9mm USP's are a tad bit more pricey than the .40 last I checked.

>>34114866
Huh neat, I got mine used (basically NIB) for $850 with two mags, case and the thread protector.

>>34114878

Yes, but that's stupid as the USP was literally designed around the .40 S&W. Just buy .40 S&W +P and call it a day.

>>34114871
>>34114873
OH, i thought you ment recent threads... Ive seen that before.
You know we debugged that guys story. He didn't inherit the firearms, he was a collector... he knew what he had and took k for a ride.
>The dude had a fucking gyrojet.
>Gyrojet

>>34114886
while I agree with you on it being stupid, you really shouldn't be surprised that the FBI thing would rattle off a lot of people selling their .40 guns.
These are the same people who would probably buy the Sig anchor because it is used by SEALS and other "trend" setting followers.

>>34114890
really? I remember some people doubting the story, but the threads stopped after a bit because he claimed he was about to get into a legal battle with the step mother.

I mean, unless there was another thread that popped up with evidence debugging all that, I don't remember catching it.

>>34114867
>You could've atleast got one of their all steel guns like the MK 25

I'm talking about this, spud brains. HK doesn't make the MK 25. I'll assume you meant MK 23 or MK 24, both of which HK does make. Even then, however, you are still hilariously wrong. Both the MK 23 and 24 have polymer frames. All HK pistols being made at this time do. The MK 25, made by SIG SAUER, also isn't even made out of 'all steel'. The frame is aluminum you dolt.

>>34114834
Did you really load that mag the wrong way?

>>34114920
goddammit when are parents going to learn they need to lock and hide their guns from their autistic manchildren

>>34114920
Duh. It's an HK.

>>34114915
Dude, the MK 25 is the Solid Snake gun by HK and it is all steel. I think I'd know. I've rented it before.

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>>34114920
WEE WOOO WEE WOOO
>newfag detected

>>34114920
>Compromising
>Ever

>>34114806
>California Approved Shield
You know there's a kit to fix that abomination.

>>34114999
already took out magazine disconnect and replaced the loaded top hat sign.

>>34114782
Why did you choose this over an HK45c?
>inb4 memes
The memes only apply to the full size (real) USP

>>34115037
HK45c front serrations and lines look fugly.

>>34115046
USP compacts look like shit. Literally the worst looking HK pistol after the P7

>>34115062
no, that award goes to the VP9

>>34115072
This. The USP Full Size is the best looking H&K. Next comes the Mk.23. Third is a tie between the USPc, HK45, and P30/P30L. Fourth is the HK45c tied with the P2000. Fifth are the P2KSK and P30 SK. A fucking power gap later you have the VP series.

The sad thing is that the VP series could have its ugliness reduced by an order of magnitude of that fucking tumor of a backplate and cocked striker indicator were replaced with something that doesn't protrude from the rear of the slide.

>>34115294
where is p7 there anon

huh

huh

>>34115368
After the VP series. I have no idea how people think it looks good.

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>>34115401
dude

too far.

>>34114920
Lurk a minimum of 2 years before posting, faggot.

>>34114866
>$892 brand new

Damn. Local FFL?

I just picked up a standard USP 45 new for $750 recently. I was thinking about get the tac version, but I figured I can just buy a Jarvis barrel or get an FNX for suppressor fun instead.

>>34115441
>Jarvis barrel
>not buying the HK barrel
Why? HK barrels are among the best in the world.

>>34114782
>buying a .45 in fucking 2017

>>34114758
FPBP

>>34114752
People who suck at shooting are going to hate your choice because they suck with it and need ghost disconnecter to make up for their terrible shooting.

>>34114790
Whats wrong with it? I found that if they put it too far back it just gets held down by my shooting hand thumb.

>>nonexistant ergos
You can;t spell and you don't know what ergos are.

>>34114848
Thanks for spewing nonsensical memes nogunz go back to eating baked beans for breakfast.

>>34115062
>>34115294
Both of you shut the fuck up. The only HK that is ugly is the VP70.

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Tfw usp40 from 1995
Tfw my gun is only a year younger than me

>>34115732
I have a 2003 model. Has the "leo only" mags and everything.

>>34115813
I dont think in 1995 they had to put that so they didnt. I just think that i dont actually know. I like knowing how my 22 year old pistol shoots like the day it was made and has never had a part replaced. Wish my jeep was as robust.

>>34114947
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/SOCOM

what did he mean by this??

>>34115732
Why are your bullets backwards?

>>34115294
Google pics of the HK USP Elite. Pure Sex.

>>34115420
You are correct.
Also about him being a faggot.

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>>34116041
Try harder next time.

>>34115975
They did the AWB was in 1994.

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>>34114782
im wet with jealousy

>>34114905
He posted after the legal fight (he ended up with the guns) and explained some of the mother's motivations. Anon is bullshitting you, it wasn't debunked and he would've posted his proof if it was. The whole thing was legit as far as anyone knows.

>>34114782
I love HK's but Jesus fucking Christ if you are going to get a .45 at least get full sized with a threaded barrel. If someone gave me that gun I would sell it and buy a glock 19

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>>34114752
>>34114782

USP compacts are fantastic

>>34114814
>when you try to be classy old school and buy a compact polymer .45

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>>34114920
>>34116041
In 2004, HK let a 100 or so catalogs slip through that featured a mag loaded backwards. After they realized what they did, HK destroyed the remaining, unreleased catalogs.

Should I go for a USP 45 Tactical or a Mark 23 if I want something fun that could also double as a good suppressed nightstand gun?
The Mark 23 looks fun and has tons of meme power, but it seems ridiculous as anything but a showoff piece for the range, especially since it's almost double the price of the USP while having the same capacity.

>>34116710
Just get the HK45cT. You can suppress it, put 10 rounders in it, put good lights on it and be able to use those lights better.

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>>34115732
1993 usp9

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>>34116829
>buying a compact hk

>>34117405
Why is that bad?

>>34117405
You're right, he should buy a subcompact.

>what am I in for?
Lots of anal sex.

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>>34114842
Got chu senfam

Is there any difference between the new production and older production USPs?

>>34118504
The newer ones have all of the kinks Ironed out,

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>>34118479
I remember the threads after, when the step-mom challenged the will

>Step mom felt she didn't get enough, after willed in-city rental property, a Thunderbird convertible, and some 6 figure amount of cash for maintaining said property

>Mu-fag gets referred to an estate lawyer
>Lawyer turns out to be a 'Nam buddy of Mu-fags late father

>Finds more guns, a Benelli and a DogKiller45

>No posts from mu-fag for a good month

>He comes back, he kept his NFA items because they are signed to him, and all his guns he has.
>the greedy wench gets nothing.

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>>34118582
Woops, messed up the order. Pic related is 2/3

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>>34118599
And this is a more or less complete list. I don't think it has the funs found later.

I also remembered that in another thread, Mu-fags pops was the armorer for the sheriff's dept. Which could explain why the entire HK catalog was there.

Collector or not he's still the fucking /K/ing, may the great /k/ube bless him with cheap ammo and no loss of puppers

>>34116710
Mark 23. The thing weighs less than a 1911 unloaded and butthurt people will say "you would be better off with the USP tactical". You also get added barrel length and the ability to carry cocked and locked without the chance of accidentally decocking.

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>they're not talking about the Mk 24...

>>34114758
>hatred from poorfags
This. Just get a 0% Apr discover card, buy USP, pay $100 a month. Helps your credit and you get a nice gun.

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>>34114782
Excellent choice OP, I'm mirin'

>>34120311
You need the crimson trace laser the SEALs approved for it. It's one of those weird trigger guard ones. I don't know why they didn't use the rail.

>>34117405
>Why not both?
I got a 9mm USP Compact because i feel the full size is too big for 9mm
Gonna get a .45 tactical soon
Eventually gonna get a .40 and convert it to 10mm

>>34114782
>fuddy five
>compact
Lmao

>>34120311
That's a big small gun

>>34120311
>that oxidation on the slide release
I hate it when that happens. Maybe I should put some tape or something on my guns so that the holsters don't destroy the finish

>>34114866
Interesting, I went with the AAC thread protector which is made way better than the HK parts site thread protector.

>>34124832
Really? It's not happening on my USP's slide release, but it's starting to happen on my extractor. I kinda dig the purple-ish look of it n g l

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>>34124896
Not an HK gat, but this is what it looks like. Ugly as fuck.

>>34114758
/thread

>>34114837
Is it really that much better? I've only fingerfucked the USP, but I don't see the point in paying double for a fat version of an already larger gun just for muh salad sneg, especially if they even have the same capacity.

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semi-relate: how is gud is p2k?

>>34124986
An anon explained it pretty well in the /decisions/ thread
>>34124992
Its like a USPc action in a different body. I'd rather have one than a USPc if I had to choose as far as HK compacts go.

>>34125019
i was going to buy an m&p shield, since it is on sale for 250 shekels, but there is a p2ksk for ~540. fucking tell me why i shouldn't spend another 300 -- because i want too so bad!

>>34125030
That's a really good price. I will admit that I am heavily biased towards the HK and I think shields feel like cheap garbage, but I'd get the P2000

>>34125019
That post was pretty good information, thanks. The sight options, longer barrel, and vidya stuff do sound pretty appealing, but the USP I checked out filled my hand up pretty well already. Any bigger than that seems like it loses all practicality beyond a range toy to me, like a desert eagle.
The nearly identical design and visuals of the USP, as well as the lower price point and more reasonable size are pushing me towards it at the moment. Maybe when I become a richfag and want more USP I can pick up the Mk23 later after testing the waters with the more "normal" version.

>>34125042
ok, well that is good news i definitely will go for it. i know nothing about hk but i know they're very good guns. do all p2ksk models have that lem or cda trigger?

>>34125057
V3 is da/sa and v5 is DAO. I have a light LEM P30 and highly recommend it.

>>34125080
the one i am looking at is the v3 for $540 still go for it, yes?

>>34125097
I would. I'm also a fan of da/sa. Rule of thumb is if it's cheaper in the store than it is on bud's then it's a good deal.
https://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/mobile/product/15355/redirect

>>34125107
hell ye, nigga! i think i can talk the guy down more.

>>34125054
Either pistol will serve you well for the rest of your life.
>>34125112
The worst they can do is say no. If you get it post some pictures on here.