>Be at FOB >Open window >See this wut do

>>34110860
That is one tall asian

>>34110860
yell at him for leaving the window so dirty. fucking pathetic lack of composure and professionalism

renounce my american imperilist pig-dog ways

>>34110860
The Harlem shake

Probably burst out laughing. Maybe he would do the same idk.

>>34110860
Dab at that nigga

>>34110860

grab a marker, start drawing on the glass. give him a cool mustache, sunglasses, the works.

>>34110875
he's standing on a box

>>34110860
stare at him while eating a Milky Way

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South Korean JSA guards are much more intimidating. They're all at least 6ft tall, ripped, and hand-to-hand specialists.

Laugh at the retard who has just been standing there for an unknown length of time, staring at a dirty window, and waiting for someone to open window and be intimidated.

>>34110948
Man i would love it if they had like really tight fitted shirts and bodybuilder tier muscles.

>>34110960
Why aren't there blinds on those windows?

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>>34110961
They're not bodybuilder-tier but they tend to be drawn from ROK Special Ops who look like this.

>>34110948
>ripped

>>34110967
The ties can be used to strangle someone.

That's the literal reason, North Korea's spontaneously attack/attempt to abduct people in the JSA periodically and will sometimes approach without weapons so the ROK/US don't respond with gunfire.

>>34110860
>Dude! Let me in! I'm a fairy!

Why does he stare straight ahead, like a woman having a rape flashback?

A normal dude just stares at the other dude.

>>34111077
He's staring longingly at the pizza on the table that's out of frame.

>>34110860
spray bottle or rolled up newspaper upside the face.

>>34110973

Someone post the Bunyan operation with the Sork commandos wearing claymores screaming at the Norks to come try them.

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Lick the glass

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>>34111077
>nobody cared who I was until I stared straight ahead

>>34110860
whip out muh penis

>>34110860

stick 5$ note to the glass
or a chocolate bar

>>34110860
Start eating a big meal that looks amazing and tastes as good as it looks?

>>34110973

Why are gooks so retarded

>SF spends time training go get beaten with 2x4s to become tuff
>nork SF spends time punching soup can lids buried in trees to punch holes in tanks
>every korean i've met irl was hyper competitive but immediately quit and bagged anything they are bad at

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>>34110860
I see he took his dating advice from /k/

>>34111202
>>SF spends time training go get beaten with 2x4s to become tuff

not even close
a decent special forces unit would be out there practicing landnav in some bumfuck forest or staying in a killhouse to practice CQB, Not busy beating themselves with bricks just to prove THEY R SO STRONK

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>>34110860
Looks like this guy from behind
Is this the officer's "what the fuck" stance?

>>34111251

Yes.

Any time an officer does the "i would be putting my hands in my pockets if my jacket didn't get in the way" stance you are probably going to get a pineapple up your ass

>>34110888
>>34110944
>>34111043
>>34111158
>>34111213
>>34111169
>>34111221
Never change /k/

>>34111251
Holy shit, I never noticed he was a two-star before.

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Back off mein Herr i can't see mein Alpbunker

>>34110860
Eat a Snickers.
Slowly

>>34111213
>you think this window's here for my safety?

>>34111202
>>34111240
its obvious that is recruitment propaganda not actual training. younger asians need more motivation to do things. even with the mandatory service in SK the neet basement dweller population is growing just like it is here. so they do little shows in gymnasiums like in that pic.

>>34110860
He wants to dance like Uma Thurman

>>34111327

I saw something like this when I was in highschool. Seals came, talked to a bunch of kids in the athletics program and worked out with us for the afternoon. It was pretty cool.

I'm pretty sure if they had just busted eachother with 2x4s in the gym not a single person would have gone 'fuck thats what i want for future me'

Different cultures and all that but asians seem to only exist in shuffling beta and macho man randy savage varieties and both are comic relief

>>34110860

call for maintenance, there's a chink in the glass

>>34110982
>for you

>>34110860
I'd go outside and pick up any Korean woman i saw and then bring her back inside and impregnate her. That'll teach that scrawny fucker.

>>34111240
Actually, you should read up on the history of altercations between the sorks and norks. They can, have, and will fight each other with their bare hands and improvised weapons.
In the paul bunyan incident they carried pickaxe handles for the excuse of "lawful, non provocative field work" if they got into a fight. Not to mention the guys chopped into peices with an axe that started the whole fucking thing.

>>34110860
Knife-hand.

>>34111327
>its obvious that is recruitment propaganda not actual training.
I would believe this if the Sorks hadn't once assembled a team of neets and criminals for the sole purpose of killing Kim Il-sung, trained them brutally into focused, high-tension killing machines, to the point that they went on a rampage when the mission got cancelled.

And then covered it up for over 40 years.

Smile, very gently.

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Punch through the glass.

>>34110988
>attempt to abduct
Pretty sure that's a myth. It's called the DMZ for a reason.

>>34110923

This.

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>>34110888
Witnessed

>>34112597
It's not a myth, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_abductions_of_South_Koreans

>>34112761
Nowhere does it say in your link they are kidnapped from the DMZ.

>>34110860
reach into my pocket and pull out my emergency double cheese burger and start eating it right infront of that communist fuck.

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>>34111480

>>34112403
More info on this?

>>34110860
"Yeah, I'd like a General Tso's Chicken, an egg roll, some egg drop soup, and shrimp fried rice."

>>34112898
Unit 684.

There isn't much available. They literally only admitted that it happened in '06. To the point of not informing relatives about the deaths.

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>>34110875
>That is one tall asian

Norkies are known to parade their finest specimens for high-visibility positions.

Butterfaces don't get invited to the parade. They guard prison camps instead.

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Lol amerifat burgerlets and sissy femboi starcraft slaves no match for North Korea Adonis.

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>>34110944
>Not devouring a big American freedom sandwich with a big basket of fries.

Don't you love freedom anon?

>>34113062
>22.5% death rate during training
Holy shit no wonder they mutinied.

>>34111132
>Sergei! Check out my new vape! Blows clouds so big, it changes weather in capitalist shit hole!

>>34110875
He's standing on a stack of phone books annon

>>34110948
and a slick pair of sunglasses

>>34112597
yeah it's true. When they are unlocking the doors the protocol is the one guy who unlocks the door is being grasped by the arm by another guard to prevent the first guy getting pulled by a commie guard into best korea

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>>34110860
>get friend to fetch vegetable oil and shampoo
>strip and douse myself in mixture
>start jerking off and get hard
>prolapse my anus
>rub my wonderful body, sausage, and strawberry donut all over the window while shouting "Sexy fun time onry five dowwah!" in a high pitched asian accent

Why the fuck does the US military wear Pajamas instead of actual camo again?

>>34110860
He probably isn't well fed, give him a pressed ham.

>>34114970
Not, "YOU NEED WINDO CREAN?"

>>34110948
/aesthetic/

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>>34115005

>>34111213

Actualy laughed.

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>>34115005
>strawberry donut

>>34113241
They only mutinied when they were denied their chance to go on pretty much a suicide mission to the north...

>>34115005
Rapeseed best seed.

>>34115005
That's how you do it

>>34110860

Let him in. Don't you believe in fairies?

>>34110875
The soldiers inside are sitting.

>>34113243
lame

>>34110860
>hway me just wan talk a rittle bit it ronley outside

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>>34115005

M8 u wot

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>>34112761
I guess it is a thing

>>34110948
>tall
>ripped
>posts this short, skinny asshole

>>34115005
fund it

>>34119563
No, anon, that just a really big table and chairs.

>>34119563
Any idea how tall the door is and how far that table is from it? Probably the best points of reference you'll get.

Skinny does not mean weak. Plenty of ripped but skinny guys out there that look pretty average until the shirt comes off or they're angrily beating someone to death with their own arm.

/k/ is such a facebook/reddit tier board

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>>34119695
Here

>>34110948
w2c helmet?

>>34115089

Fucking everyone up 24/7 gets tiring.

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>commit terrorist act in France
>open door and see this wat do

>>34110860
>go to the chow hall
>make the biggest, greasiest burger I can
>alternately, order one from Burger King
>come back
>stare back at the Nork
>sloooooowly eat the burger in front of him
>stop halfway
>leave the burger on a table or desk within his eyesight.
>go back to work

>>34119805
Step 1: Close door
Step 2: make german sounds
Step 3: tie up surrending police.
Step 4: rape them
Step 5: escape
Step 6: ??????
Step 7: Profit.

>>34110860
Give him a couple MREs. Laugh myself to sleep knowing that he's being sent off to a Nork gulag for crimes against the state. And that when he gets there he'll be constipated.

>>34119436
>filename
I smiled loudly.

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>>34119862

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>>34119805
According to the chart I just have to finish my terrorism while they're waiting.

After that I suppose I become a hikkineet until Allah isekais me to fight against alternate universe pagans.

>>34119805
Assalam alaikum, monsieur, I am just a peaceful refugee here from Syria. I'm sure those evil christians are the ones behond this bombing. Goodbye, infi- er, officer.
>walk away unharmed

>>34111202
Russian SF do the same shit, the difference is that Russian SF also get to go kill people once in a while.

>>34113081
that really shitty metal they use for their guns looks cool.

>>34119805
Un grand homme pour vous

>>34119436
That's because what North Korea doesn't isn't real communism

>>34120482
>Implying Sork and Nork SF don't frequently hop over the border for some fun in the sun

>>34119436
But Bernie isn't in that photo, anon.

>>34120708
>>Implying Sork and Nork SF don't frequently hop over the border for some fun in the sun
Espionage shit, not a lot of killing.

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>>34111251
>>34111213
You can SEE their names you dumbass.

>>34110860
>doing COP life
>finally sleeping
>wake up to see IA NCO standing over me
>Instinctively go to punch him
>guy throws hands up
>wat?
>realize I'm in our company toc's sleeping quarters,& have a 104F fever

>>34115005
laughed so hard i started to fart uncontrollably.

>>34119805
You're a big GIGN

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>>34113125

>>34110860
>>34110948
Man for a conflict border the Korean DMZ is low tier. 0/Peacock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXVMIOT-EFg
Now that is real conflict bordering.

>>34116533
go away please

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>>34115005
>sausage, strawberry donut

>>34122406
Are they auditioning for the Ministry of Silly Walks?

>>34122966
No, they're striking heart into the fear of the Pakistanis on the other side of the gate.

This is our land, that is your land, don't get any ideas.

>>34115005
>strawberry donut
I'm dead and I'm stealing this.

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>>34122406
Those hats bring a whole new level to peacocking.

>>34122406
At least these are all done in the spirit of competitiveness and they usually end in a handshake. Them norks on the other hand would straight murder you the moment they've got a chance

>>34123453
They would tremble in fear at my foot stomps and googly eyes. I bet they don't even designate their shitting streets.

>>34122302
Pour tous.

>>34122406
This looks fuckin awesome
https://youtu.be/wmuo7BEcpv4

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>>34124296
>tfw I've been there
was pretty cool but rather been back in bombay getting drunk trying to fuck foreign escorts

>>34119426
>kim come rook, they eat food and not grass

>>34124426
>ordered a beef burger in mumbai
>waiter is clearly uncomfortable and asks if buffalo meat is ok
why was it even on the menu?

>>34123913
was surrendering part of your plan?

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>>34124734
>yfw France is Bane
They played us like damn fiddle

>>34124729
>why was it even on the menu?
Could be trying to appease visiting burgers I guess, but yeah it's retarded. There was a pizza place I ordered from one time and noticed they had pepperoni on the menu, can't imagine how long that shit was sitting. I had mutton burgers there and I really liked them though.

>>34124296
i've never seen a german uniform like this but the french are recognizable

>>34112761
also:
U.S. Defense Department knew in December 1953 that "more than 900 American troops were alive at the end of the war but were never released by the North Koreans".

>>34119805
Start shouting at them in german to trigger the PTSD attacks they are all born with.

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>>34111296
>Fucking up in front of your CO's CO's CO

>>34110860
kiss the window.

>>34119446

lol is this real?

Why don't they just have their guns ready and train to shoot any grabby grabby chink on the other side?

Pic related is the most cuck way you can do it.

>>34125771
yeah this

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>>34111132

>>34119862
>>34125748
Actually during a trip in France I blasted stuka dive-attack sounds from my car while driving in some villages but all I got was funny looks.

>>34120493
>real communism
Because communism is a broken concept and that is why no one has ever achieved "true" communism.

>>34126148
Because then you killed an unarmed North Korean soldier in the DMZ who dindu nuffin, and that's an act of war.