innawoods thread: "how fucked are you right now" edition

>>34109654
im set up for life i know 4 actual preppers i can rob when the SHTF

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>>34109654
I'd rate myself at an A-, well armed (Sig 551 and USP, more ammo than I can carry), some decent supplies for surviving innawoods (tarp, blankets, some cookware, etc.). I'm a little low on food but I'm an experienced hunter, and I do have a good supply of dried beans, rice and canned fish on hand (a few weeks worth). I do have a good 70l backpack with internal frame, good boots, tac vest and duty belt, as well as good hatchet and portable shovel.

>>34109654
>Work at a restaurant
>Free drinks
The booze bottles are glass bottles which i seal sodas of various types from the fountain in
The standard water jugs are from the sinks.
I'd probably last a week if I can get more gasoline for my truck.

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Planning to die from exhaustion due to carrying to much shit how do i look

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>>34109654
Not pictured here: 5.45 are 15 because I made this pic for backpacking and an arn15 at 7 pounds is more than Idouble like to carry on the go

Lightweight aluminum frame rucksack. In the outer 3 pockets are 100 feet of paracord. A medical emergency pack containing water proof matches and a whistle. In the last pouch is a my prescription glasses and hardcase, glows stick and some tie down straps. Inside on the top is emergency poncho, several change of socks and bugs pray. Next is light waterproof tarp. In the middle is camelback and foodstuffs. On the bottom is blanket, change of clothes, and baby wipes and baby powder. Outside on a sheath I've jury rigged to the back is my dead grandpa's old entrench ing tool from the airforce and a light hatched and flint striking tool attached to that. I have hiking boots, wear a booni hat and she agh (have 2, very useful). Duct tape is ultra light roll. Have red capable led headlamp because fuck flashlights. Total weight of ruck: approximately 30 pounds. Come at me

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>>34113036
Whoops wrong pic

Also almost forgot, Kabar without grips mounted to side for batonning

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>>34109654
I was born ready

>>34110661
Why the fuck do you need three revolvers?

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In reality I would pass out the 10/22 and the axe to people I would travel with. And despite what innawoods thinks I could definitely pack a change of clothes or two around all of this gear.

>>34113209
Gotta get tactical on 'em

>>34110661
A machete and a kukuri? why not just two of one type for better dual wielding?

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not innawoods just my profession

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had to substitute some things that innawoods doesn't have

>glock compact = walther p22
>solar charger = emergency AM/FM radio with USB and AC charging ports
>gps = tablet
>painkillers = iodine tabs

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>>34109654
not ready for innawoods, gonna loot

>>34115071
we're allowed 1911s in QLD?

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>>34115200
competition handgun license
join a club do like 4 comps a year, easy as rifles/shotguns

>>34115248
noice, I am a poorfriend and nogunz which is why I visit these kind of threads and fantasize .___.
what else are we allowed to have in QLD?

>>34113209
It's called the Tribeca reload...nigga.

>>34115248
Different Ausfag here, I've heard mixed things but what's the go with .45? Some people have said it's b& for not being needed over 9mm because our government is run by memes

>>34115352
Depends on your state, easy enough to check.


Can get them in Vic for example but it means you have to shoot 4 extra comps

>>34115356
how to get guns and license and join a club tho

>>34115362
Just google it you lazy nigger. Find the nearest handgun club, call them and ask them about their into classes. Most are pretty friendly and hurting for members so they'll walk you through it as long as you don't seem like a tard / toughguy

>>34115399
>you lazy nigger
shiiiiiiieeeettt
> they'll walk you through it as long as you don't seem like a tard
oh, nvm then :(

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>>34115254
>>34115352
we're allowed any center/rim fire hand gun with a barrel length over 120mm and any caliber excluding .50 cal and over however if you want a .45 or anything bigger than 38 you need a club endorsement which most just give you when you get all your paperwork together for the application also limited to 10 rds "reason
i chose the 1911 i don't get those shitty half fake mags

>>34115427
so all I need for a 10mm 1911 is a club endorsement?
my dreams of being just like Deus Ex are coming true

>>34115439
yeah bro hit up metro that's the club i use membership is like a couple hundred $ a year but the range is free 24/7 plus there's a shotgun and a rifle range up to 223 the hardest part is you have a 6 month probation just so admin can see that your not a wanker and you just do a safety course and 3 shoots in those 6 months and i think there is some other stuff your supposed to do but its pretty easy if you have your a/b just buy some 9mm and rock up most people will let you use their guns once your a member

>>34115465
okay cool, thank you for the tip
<3

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>>34115472
np Im heading to Belmont tomorrow around 11 to shoot some skeet if you want to meet up

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>>34115477
oh um, I would like to but I am scared of new situations and that sort of thing

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decent gear, with minimal outdoors experience, 4/10

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>>34115489
ha, been there
started a chat https://discord.gg/qRZA7Y

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>>34109654
I should be fine, come from a long line of prepers, so supplies aren't an issue.

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>tfw living in bongland
>tfw gonna have to fight of ISIS with illegal tactical assault spoons

>>34115601
Get an ax (I could have sworn it was spelled "axe") and sap gloves.

Making body armor out of magazines helps a lot against knives. Making plate or chainmail armor would be great.

>>34115818
interesting idea anon. Going on what you suggested, would it be possible to create a light-ish makeshift plate vest/armour with old magazines split in half vertically? Even if it had terrible armour ability it'd be a neat little thing to try and create.

>>34114839
Why random bullets in pocket?

>>34115566
Now this one us practical and knows what's up

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>>34115601
I'm a bong too just waiting for my certificate to come through

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OK NOW WHO OF YIU *REALLY* IS READY TO GO INNA WOODS?

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well, couldhave been worse

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I already have a bug out bag for innawoods

>>34114839
Take a lesson from somalia and bring a canteen no matter how short you think your outing will be.

>>34117120
>implying I'd post my actual innawoods gear
nice try park ranger, but you won't get me today

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If I had to leave work right now and go innawoods I'd be pretty fucked. Also I don't know why I put a roll of TP in my bag, but it's there and I haven't removed it yet.

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>>34118796
I think I found a photo of you.

>>34118836
False, I am Jeb!

>>34117928
>no beer
close bro

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>>34118836
But in the end he never did get those delagates

>>34116722
leftovers i carry in a small plastic bag incase anyone i ride with wants 5.56

>>34117902
we usually carry over 1 or 2 5.liter water bottles in every truck at all times

>>34118903
Some say he's still searching.

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>double water bottle in backpack represents 90oz camelbak
>solar charger represents regular battery bank
>knife in leftmost rig pocket is Titan switchblade, rightmost is Glock field knife, on belt is CRKT M16-02Z.
>paracord+sleeping bag represents hammock. (I need a tarp).
>"Plate carrier" represents bundeswehr flak jacket.
I'm still pretty fucked, but less fucked than I was a year ago.

>>34114839
>>34119553
just curious, what do you do?

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>>34109654
work version:

Not Ideal, but I could survive innawoods with all this.

>>34120584
CJNG

>>34120535
How mucheck is weight?

>>34121232
Jalisto cartel new generation?

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I'm probably fucked I guess. I live in a major city so I'd get nuked/dindu'd anyway.

I've been asking this question for years, can someone finally please define what innawoods means? does it mean waging low intensity guerilla war? Then why lone wolf it? you might as well be a suicidebomber, you should operate with other partisans and seek out strategic targets. Does it mean wilderness survival? then why do you have a fucking arsenal with you? are you trying to escape persecution? wouldn't you be better off hiding in barns and attics? Someone just explain what the objective here is.

>>34109654
Completely screwed. I'm working a tech internship in Silicon Valley; my two ARs are at home hundreds of miles away and I have no non-perishable food except some Top Ramen (kek). The only good gear I have on me would be a pair of Timberline boots.

If SHTF happened here, the yuppies would tear each other apart within a week.

>>34124408
Protip: There is no realistic scenario where innawoods makes sense. Every political situation you can immagine can be responded to with more sensible solutions. The concept is just as cringey as those guys that got into guns because of zombie fiction, only /k/ manages to be even edgier, and thinks they're being more realistic by replacing zombies with black people. Also Racewar threads are banned, so you get this instead, enjoy.

>>34124446
>>34124408
NO FUN ALLOWED.

>>34124408
The objective is fucking off into the woods and larping as a STALKER.

It's basically wilderness survival plus guns.

>>34124446
>/pol/ crossboarders are /k/

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Thoughts?

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>>34118903
did you miss an episode?
he sacrificed himself to buy Donald some time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4rZxI4e0xA

>>34124694
needs more hardbass, not enough hardbass

>>34124408
yes

innawoods.net no longer works for me. this sucks now that I have good gear too.

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shit gear, okay experience outdoors. Five days if I'm lucky

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>>34125305
this is the loadout assuming I don't immediately become a bandit.

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>>34125346
this is kicking in doors and "aggressive scavenging"

>>34125305
>5 days
why do you expect to step on lego or something?

>>34122851
English, please.