/k/ dreams

>>34101867
I had a dream I sucked off 2 black dudes while my wife pegged me. Seemed pretty /k/ to me.

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I made this stupid """""meme""""" of a dream I had starring the emperor from Star Wars and Hitler.

>>34101867
>but no matter how much I tighten the straps, it won't seal and gas keeps getting in

that's not a dream with the issue pro masks, lol

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>>34101867
>I'm working at the LGS I worked at back in college
>mae and Othais walk in holding hands
>oh shit, act cool
>they are looking around
>mae picks out a lebel trainer and Othais gets a Webley
>say how cool it is to meet them
>ask them to sign my rifle case
>they smile and do so
>notice they have the same last name in the NICS check
>you finally get married?
>uh, no we're actually brother and sister
>can you keep this a secret?
>they start making out
>I don't know what to do
>keep waiting for the NICS check to go through
>they are making out harder
>it sounds like they are trying to chew gum together
>othais is naked now
>I try to ask them to stop
>I can't talk
>I can't look away
>wake up with a raging boner
Don't drink before bed, kids.

>>34101867
I posted it in the last of these threads, but back when I was abusing my mind with caffeine to a meth equivalent, I started having the most vivid dreams of all time.

I would always be in some kind of setting that was a cross between war and some SHTF scenario. I would always have a weapon varying from an M1 Garand, M14, and a nugget, just from recollection. I am typically in a group of people I do not know, sometimes alone, never with someone I recognize. Some times it is like the large STALKER camps where I am just squatting around in some old building with some other guys. Other times I am in total combat. Sometimes it was total combat in a jungle, all of the combat stuff was kind of reminiscent of 'Nam fighting. Other times it was innacity, very much like the innacity fighting in Full Metal Jacket. This was all decently within reason, but it was so vivid that I would be confused as to how the fighting ended for 20 or so minutes after I woke up. Everything was real. Everything was in pure realistic resolution, the recoil of the rifles, the smell of powder, the smell of everyone around me, and just every facet of it, even the passage of time. At the most, I was in one of those dreams for a solid two weeks. Every detail was there the entire time, I ate, I rested, I feared and fought for so long, then I woke up.

This was all brought on by me downing coffee grounds in massive amounts. It would be to the point that at night, in the down swing, I would go into crash periods where I would be tired to the point of loosing my balance and having everything spin around me. But then, for whatever reason, I would kick right back in about an hour and a half later with near infinite energy and hype. So I figure that I manage to fall asleep on the downswing, then kick right back up into insanity territory once I'm in REM sleep pushing the dream into existence.

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>>34102485
This is why Mae doesn't come here

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>>34102485

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>>34101867
>be me
>innadream
>walk out of bar
>get ambushed by spics
>shoot at them
>the bullets, they do nothing
>get stabbed
>die
what did the Murder/k/ube mean by this?

another one
>be me
>innadream
>schizo meth head draws on me
>I draw too
>shoot
>he shoots too
>get shot in head
>can actually feel the pressure in my head
>wake up and touch head
>sensation like a bullet ripped through the top of my skull but everything feels normal
scary shit man

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>>34101867
>be atta dream gun show
>beautiful, museum style place that looks a bit similar to pic related, but with tons of white tables with items spread out for sale
>finger fuck fully automatic MAC-10
>finger fuck beautiful, nickel plated snubbie, looked like a colt
>finger fuck absolutely breathtaking Government style 1911, perfect bluing and wonderful grips
>wake up and feel depressed

>>34101867
>be me operating
>Turn corner see bad guy
>aim rifle
>light him up
>can see bullets impacting but nothing happens
>he turns and aims at me
>shoots me
>the thing that really freaks me out is how his body lines up with the gun
>looks like someone normally aiming but it just stuck with me

on the rare occasion I have a dream involving guns, they end up disappearing before I need to use them

Just remember, in these dreams the human brain is unable to create new faces. These antagonists are people you've seen before.

>>34104732
That doesn't sound right. Are you sure? Will a passing glance of a strange suffice? I've seen people in my dreams who looked totally unfamiliar.

>>34101867
Ok I had a weird one
>sleeping hard
>wake up in dream to a break in
>masked robber is stomping on one of my chihuahua puppies
>sees me
>he grabs my unloaded .22 of the end table and dry fires like crazy
>I rush him with my SW .357 and pistol whip him
>tie him up and march him into the woods
>drug him so he is unconscious
>take razor knife and peel his back and nail the flesh to the tree
>open up his abdomen and carefully loop his intestines around random trees and brush
>watch him wake up and then run off into the woods and I disappear

Then I woke up in a cold sweat and struggling to breath. Any tips on what it meant?

>>34104845
it means I hope to god no one ever makes the mistake of fucking with your dogs

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>>34101867
Posted this before in a similar thread but I'll type it up again

>recurring dream I have a few times a year
>3 squadmates and myself moving fast through some alleyways and streets
>it's night, buildings dimly lit with yellow streetlamps
>again, moving fast, not sure if running towards something or running away
>checking corners, communicating effectively, doing everything right
>place is a shithole, wherever it is
>buildings crumbling, piles of bricks, trash everywhere
>burnt out cars and broken or boarded up windows everywhere, open fires in the streets
>muffled pops and booms in the distance all around
>what I thought was lightning and thunder in the distance is just the illumination and rumble of ordinance
>going down an alley, about to cross a street and pivot around an open square
>turn to cover corner, raise rifle, guys keep moving behind me
>across the square, out of the corner of my eye, see a short burst of light
>hear a boom before my head hits the ground

1/2

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>>34105006
>don't feel the impact of my head on the ground, don't feel anything really
>looking up at the night sky, washed out by the remaining streetlights, between the roofs of the buildings reaching skyward
>hear muffled shouts and bangs, slowly fading away
>my vision tunnels, the edges grow dark, can't hear anything now
>vision completely dark, can't move, feel weightless
>feel like I'm floating in an eternity of nothingness, somehow know that the eternity of nothingness will continue on forever
>no up, no down
>realize I'm dead, somehow at peace with that
>all my training, all my hard work and money and equipment gone
>did everything right and still lost
>in the end taken out by a lucky bullet
>disappointed, almost insulted I didn't get to have a greater death
>resigned to the fact that I will die in the gutter and I will just become another dead body in a warzone
>no post war romanticism
>no war bride
>no trophies to hoard and regale about to your progeny
>no children to carry on the family name
>no Valhalla
>no heaven
>no reincarnation
>nothing
>thoughts like that continue for "eternity" as I float through the nothingness, devoid of a body, until I wake up
>Wake up covered in sweat and gasping for air every time. >Last time I sweat so much I thought I pissed the bed.

The fuck is wrong with me /k/?

2/2

>>34104784

Did they look unfamiliar, or did your brain just say "you don't know this person."

I constantly have dreams that my brain labels as 'sequels' to dreams I can never remember having before, and I keep a journal. Dream states are real big on informed attributes.

>>34101867
You have sleep apnea you fat necked fuck.

>>34101867

I always have these dreams about fighting, but my punches are always so slow, like I'm moving through water. They never do anything to the other guy, who can hit me like crazy. I always feel so powerless and humiliated.

They actually made me get a punching bag years ago, that I still use regularly mostly just for cardio when it's shitty out.

Still have the dreams, though. it's fucking frustrating.

once I dreamed my dad clipped my spine with a shotgun
I was having some kind of back spasm/spinal charlie horse in my sleep, such a weird pain

>>34102183
Jedi temple plus holocaust?

>be innahouse
>chilling with family
>suddenly spooks at front door
>shoot
>nothing
>start to run
>body goes limp
>eyelids nearly completely closed, struggling to keep the remaining 10% of my vision
>feel hands
>tearing sensation
>eyes bolt open finally
>awake now
Shit fucked me up

>>34102485
how big was othias?

>>34105023
bahahahahahaha!!!!!

>>34101867
>trigger is crooked and hard as fuck to pull
>finally get a shot off after minutes of straining at the trigger
>bullets are completely ineffective against my attacker

>try to swing sword/axe/club
>it stops short as if there is a rope tied to it and anchored to my gear

>feels like I am wearing leg shackles whenever i try run in a dream

Fuck dreams they suck desu

>>34104732
>>34104784
That's actually true. The right hemisphere of your brain retains an absurd number of faces even through just a passing glance, so every face in your dreams is one you've seen before, even just for a split second.

What's really freaky is when you have nightmares and see a horrific creature or demon, it's actually a distortion of a face you've seen. Your brain can imagine Something totally blank and faceless like Slenderman, but it can't create faces

>>34104845
It means you've read punisher comic books and you are also a faggot

>>34101867
>be inna dream
>two trailer trash dudes are chasing me in a car
>I pull into my driveway and run inside
>get to my room
>grab shotgun and struggle to keep door shut
>I jump back wards into room as they bust in, racking the pump
>I shoot one dead, right in the face
>wake up

What does this mean?

>>34101867
Seems like sleep apnea dreams.

>wake up in a large crowd
>sky is incredibly overcast, everything has an emotionless grey hue
>everyone starts running forward
>people are frantically sprinting down this old European street
>can't really see what we're running from but I start running too
>look back one more time, see nothing
>as I look back I trip and hit the cobble stone ground hard
>try to get up but someone stomps hard on my back
>more and more people start stomping on my legs, back and head
>scream to the top of my lungs but no one can hear me, every time I lift my head someone's foot lands hard on my upper back
>all the hues in my vision are getting grays and grayer, I'm getting incredibly concussed from the head trauma

Then I wake up

>>34104732
Why do I find this so incredibly creepy

It's actually worse that I've seen these people before

>>34104223
It means the kube wants you to buy a forty five and ditch your yourapeeon lady caliber plastic "wonder nine"

I had a dream last year about getting killed by a sniper. I was behind a low wall and for some reason i had to get across the street to the building where he was. I ran across the street in a zig zag pattern and was shot in the head. Everything was black and i could feel the blood pouring out and the pressure on my head. Then i woke up.

>>34106067
Another one i had shortly after getting my M1.
>be me watching tv in living room
>hear massive banging and scraping on the back door
>run back there to tell my dog to chill the fuck out
>see massive fucking monster of some sort
>Ohshit.jpeg
>go to room and get loaded M1
>go back to door and shoot the bitch in the face 8 times
>affix bayonet and stab until i wake up

some of you guys really are ticking time bombs

pretty disturbing desu

>>34101930
You have a wife? Is she hot?

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>>34101867
>Be younger me in dream 5-6 (At the time of the dream I was 15)
>Be in backyard playing at middle of the night naked for some reason
>Sitting down
>Hear booms
>See fire blazing around
>Planes flying over
>Its a fucking napalm run
>Start running inside to tell my dad
>End of dream

Had a lot of weird/notright dreams when I was growing up, nothing too bad, or scary, but in the benski side of stuff

>>34106171
Another dream I remembered

>Be chilling at house
>Look out front door (it had a screen)
>Fucking bright flash
>Mushroom cloud
>Oh shit nuclear bomb
>Start screaming at parents that we need to get the fuck out of here, and take cover
>Panic
End of dream

Then the dream continues in another dream

>Family, and I are alive
>We're hiking up a mountain
>Everything is quiet, and brown
>Sad
>Starving
End of dream

>be a trashgan
>fighter other non descript trashgans wtih my buddies
>put a PG7VR up the butt of a t72
>big boom nice fireball
>sudden sharp pain in my back
>a fucking russian stuck me with his ak
>beat him with the rpg tube
>wake up

>>34101930
Very punny

Watch WW2 docos
Plays hours of RO2 every night
Done smoke myself retarded
>Crouching in the dark in the Grain Elevator
>MG34 w/ sling
>Waves of suicidal ruskies flooding every level
>the sounds of footsteps fill the stairwell
>louder
>shadows flicker from fires on the lower levels
>tanks clatter in the distance
>they're coming

Also Kursk.

>in a warehouse full of guns
>entire shelves of old milsurp from /k/'s best wet dream
>I get to take home either a lebel or berthier
>the berthier has a collapsable stock (dream logic lol).
>I pick that
>it's damn near impossible to open the bolt and cycle anything
>wake up
I dunno what to think. Anytime I have a gun dream, the guns never function properly.

>>34106217
>Also Kursk
That reminds me of the time I had a dream in which I was part of a Russian tank crew during Kursk. I distinctly remember cresting a hill and looking at the destruction of the battlefield. Destroyed tanks, smoke, bodies, soldiers running from cover to cover. It was crazy. I only remember that brief image though.

Another.
>I'm a French soldier in ww1
>sitting in the trench
>suddenly the company commander starts running through screaming at the top of his lungs for us to affix bayonets
>I peak over the trench and see waves of German soldiers charging our trench
>wake up as a German leaps at me with his bayonet pointed right at me
It was such a quick dream but so vivid. I'll forever remember the sound of that company commander yelling (I don't even speak French but the dream was in French)

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>sitting in a field with my daughter shooting grandfather's winchester plinking cans with her on my lap
>she puts the rifle down
>daddy I'm tired
>take a nap then sweetie
>lay down holding her
>she pulled her hat over her eyes
>she smelled like fresh earth and gunpowder
>the sun gently warmed us and a slight breeze moved the dry grass
>her breathing slowed and evened out
>close my eyes
>wake up alone and hungover

>dreaming
>doing unrelated /k/ shit before
>friend gives me a gun
>walk down the street
>see my mother being held with a gun to her head by a random stranger facing the other way
>pull out gun and try and shoot
>cant
>trigger too heavy
>stranger kills mom
>wake up

Feels bad man. Is this normal? Should i start lifting?

>>34105039
>punches are always so slow, like I'm moving through water
That usually means you're actually moving irl, the brain shuts off your ability to move as you fall asleep which is why you feel so weak

what /k/ related dreams do you have?
>wake up
>innamurrica
>go buy guns
>drive home
>police pull me over
>"sir, are you on drugs? imma search your car"
>"do you have any weapons inna car?"
>"y- yes..."
>"oic, nice choice, anyway, remember we drive onna right in 'murrica"
>"fugg sry, dog bless"
>"np, welcome to freedum, enjoy ur guns"
>"ty" [claps]
>wake up 4real
;_;

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> Be P-47 Pilot
> trying to make it back to base
> canopy shot out, can feel the cold wind hitting my face and can barely see through the thick clouds in the sky,
>my plane is vibrating due to flak damage
> I'm falling in and out of consciousness
> I never make the landing.

felt real as fuck and it scared the shit out of me.

>>34104223
More practice.

>>34101867
not an extremely /k/ related dream as most of my dreams have been described in one way shape or form above. But the one that fucked me up for an entire day was

>real life got dog a few months ago
>sleeping
>in my dream i suddenly remembered that i had a dog
>left him in a locked room in his kennel for days
>he was dying of dehydration and it was too late
>kneel down to pull him out of kennel
>he weakly wags his tail and tries to lick my hand
>fucking wake up angry at myself
>bought him a new dog bed and got rid of the kennel the next day

still feel like shit when i think about this one. It fucked me up for a good while

>>34104130
whats the sause on that video? i want to watch it again

>>34106533
dubs command it. Will spend my next months paychecks on ammo

>>34106202
>>34106171
Maybe you're a reincarnated Japanese kid who died at Hiroshima.

>wake up on the side of the road for no reason in the middle of a zero-visibility-fog
>man in a mask and trenchcoat standing over me
>he brandishes my knife that I sometimes carry at night (I live in a rough town)
>chuckles and mumbles something I can't hear
>Before I can move, he holds me down and starts stabbing me over and over
>Wake up in real life
>My coat is hanging over my bed, casting a similar silhouette to the man
>Nearly have a heart attack
But then I went back to sleep and had a sequel dream:
>Go to some nondescript store in the middle of the same foggy road
>Walk inside, but not sure what I'm going to buy
>Inside, I notice there's another man perusing items on the shelves
>Turns around
>It's the man with the mask
>I can see in his eyes through the mask that he's surprised/scared to see me
>I check my pocket to find my knife where it usually is
>I can see he's reaching for something
>Charge at him while he's still fumbling
>I wake up

what does it mean, /k/?

>>34106526
Read this in a heavy Finnish accent

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>>34106463

>>34101867
NEVER FALL ASLEEP WATCHING FORGOTTEN WEAPONS

>be in ww2 trench
>its night time but we can see a little due to the moon
>everyones quiet
>suddenly trench gets raided
>someones running towards me
>shoot off a round and go to chamber another
>bot jams
>it wont pull back and the dude is running towards me with a bayonet
>open my eyes but can move like sleep paralysis
>just see my arms in front of me desperately trying to pull the bolt back
>suddenly they just drop to my sides
>still can't move
>lay in bed freaked the fuck out unable to move for 30 seconds
worst dream of my life

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>>34106964
*ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP WATCHING FORGOTTEN WEAPONS

>ftfy

had a dream my city was getting nuked and as the flames approached it felt thrilling.but quite frightening too.

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>>34106463
Fucking christ, anon

I'm sorry.

I have traumatic nightmares every night, but don't tell anyone, I'll probably lose my TS and be medically dropped.

Last nights was probably the most exciting of recent nightmares.

>Sleeping in my bed
>Hear wheezing behind me.
>Roll over to see a friend staring helplessly into my eyes
>I can't move, dude on top of him slowly sinks a knife through his chest
>Hear air coming from chest wound
>He stares at me while he dies
>I wake up traumatized, go to PT, have breakfast and continue my day.

A few runner ups:

>kneeling by IED
>explodes, I wake up IRL
>Go back to sleep, where it continues
>am in some shitty mudbrick house
>mum is knelt on the other side of the room
>gets decapitated
>go fucking ape shit and try attack the dudes
>wake up when I smack my head
>call mum a-s-a-p just to say I love you
>Go about my day.

Wish it would stop /k/. But it doesn't :(

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>>34104555
>have dream about having a cute and loving girlfriend
>have dream about winning tons of money
>have dream about getting all kinds of wonderful raifus
These dreams are worse than any fucking nightmare when you inevitably wake up.

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>>34107189
good night pupper

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>dream that someone is rattling my door
>some black kid picking the lock
>yell at them I've got a gun fuck off
>they don't stop
>retrieve handgun
>door opens, kid walks in
>STOP
>doesn't stop
>squeeze trigger
>click
>forgot to chamber a round
>rack slide, squeeze, click
>forgot to cock the hammer (yes I know that wouldn't really matter)
>kid is laughing at me and passing my stuff to his friends
>getting flustered af and embarrased
>fire into the air to make sure it works, it goes off
>aim and fire again, gun is stovepiped out of battery
>try to dial 911
>keep misdialing the number
>wake up

>>34101867
I think you started to suffocate whilst asleep, and your brain interpreted it as a dream.

Might want to go to doctors m8

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>>34105612
same here,
>pulling trigger
>gun goes bang but bullets do exactly 0 dmg to attacker

FUG ME BRO

>>34107415
Misdialing 911

I just had a dream i was sering in the marine cirps during peacetime. Was pretty boring tbqhwyf

>>34107635

It happens a lot in my nightmares. I'll try to dial the number but keep hitting the wrong key, or my phone locks up or I hit end call by accident. Or they'll answer but I suddenly can't speak.

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>be me
>innadream
>House under attack
>not my house in rl
>grab gat
>start shooting at guys
>100 pound trigger
>shoots those potato pellets from those shitty toy guns at gas stations
>Giant spider comes up to me and impales me on its huge pincer things
>I dont die but I just lay on the ground with a giant hole in me
>wake up
Did I just eat a spider in my sleep

>be me inna dream
>mask3d persons break into my house
>grab raifu
>use my god given right of self defense
>shoot the last person
>approach him
>take iff his mask
>its one of my best friends
>says all my friends came over to throw me a surprise birthday party
>look around at all my dead and dying friends who i shot
>wake the fuck up
>wtf man

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>>34101867

>Chilling on back porch
>Suddenly alligators and crocodiles
>Grab AR
>9000 pound trigger pull
>Bullets bounce off Crocs and Gators
>Wake up in cold sweat


What does it mean /k/

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>>34101867

>In a bar
>But for guns
>Buy a Ruger 10/22
>it has a pink stock and a rear aperture stock but a a ghilly wrap around it
>Guy takes forever to give me the 4473
>Like forever
>Other people next to me are getting their guns and leaving
>Still waiting for 4473
>Say fuck this and wake up

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>>34107189
this
>Movie night with gf
>I specifically remember 28 days later, though we both don't like horror movies
>look at her as she falls asleep on me
>could stay like this forever
>wake up
>I haven't actually seen her in almost 11 months
That shit was vivid as fuck. Long distance is a bitch

>>34106579
It's unlisted on their personal channel https://youtu.be/QUqvwVW501A

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>be innadream chilling with buddy
>Buddy has root cellar
>Root cellar is stocked full of MREs
>Nice
>Pick out a Japanese one for lunch
>sirens start blaring
>"No time to eat," buddy tells me "war's on."
>Suddenly in the trenches with buddy
>Just finished bayoneting a kraut
>Artillery she'll hits top of trench that buddy and I are in
>I'm alright but buddy took a lot of shrapnel
>He's definitely not gonna make
>Medic can't hear me calling for him
>Hear someone yelling from another part of the trench "gas gas gas!"
>Reach for gasmask but it got busted up by shrapnel
>Look over at buddy and see that he's already got his mask on and it looks perfectly fine
>Think for a moment about taking it off him since he's a dead man anyway
>Nah, fuck it
>Embrace sweet suffocating death as the gas rolls over the lip of the trench
>Wake up
>realize I came

I have a reoccurring one. Same basic sceanario.
>innadream
>get surrounded (varies by who or what)
>with younger brother and ex girlfriend
>one way out but will never outrun the horde of whatever
>make them leave
>stay behind and fight till I'm overrun
>wake up

The specifics change every time. I'm either in an old farmhouse and it's zombies, on a hilltop with a sword fighting barbarians, or a blown out desert building fighting kababs.
Any ideas on the meaning /k/

>dream that I own a business
>business is arms dealer
>have warehouse full of guns in gaylords
>just piled on top of each other
>all types of modern guns you can think of
>finger fuck as many as possible like a little child
>some guy who I guess worked for me says these aren't real guns
>look at them a little closer now and see they are cheap airsoft crap
>now whatever I pick up is a piece of crap airsoft gun
>they all fall apart in my hands

Shitty dream but its better than my dreams when I shoot people and it has the effect of a nerf gun

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>be at nuggetfest
>nuggetfest has transformed from a festival into a paramilitary group after society collapsed
>prior military become NCOs, non-military have to go through the training camp
>after a day of getting screamed at and crawling under barbed wire, the recruits (including myself) chill around the campfire and eat some beans with the NCOs, and our leader Colonel Creepfinder
>it is at this point that a group of Yakuza gunmen wander into our campsite on their way to go assassinate someone
>Colonel Creep immediately opens fire with a 92fs, and they respond in kind
>I mag-dump with a Roland Special that happened to be nearby as I book it out into the woods
>hook up with an ex-girlfriend and stay at her place with a gun pointed at the door, waiting for the nips to come back
>it is at this point that Detective Conan manages to contact me, looking to enlist the Nuggetfest militia in their fight against the Yakuza

Melatonin is good shit.

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I sometimes get this one stopped dreaming (or remembering my dreams) years ago
>be me in situation without escape mostly rooftops or high places
>decide to kill myself
>200lbs trigger pull
>jump
>get long falling sensation
>hit the ground with full force
>pain feels real
>just lie on the ground unable to move

Then i wake up

>>34108601
Often before the "suicide" this happens:

>be me innadream
>get chased and run into building
>slam the door closed and lock it
>see that the room is full of guns and or supplies
>go to grab rifle
>its a stick
>grab a pistol
>its a toy
>door breaks

Fuck me /k/ wtf does it mean

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>>34101867
>gas attack
>can't find mask
>still can't find mask
>also in class taking a finals test for a class I haven't gone to all semester
>suddenly running away from giant snake I can't gain any ground on
>fail test, cough up lungs and be digested
>dead mother calls me disappointment
>wake up

>On a pirate ship
>Have a bolt action rifle with a seven foot long barrel
>Cartridge is like an inch and a half thick bottlenecking down to a 2mm bullet
>Pirates on the ship want me dead
>Snipe the pirates
that was my most recent gun related dream.

Similarly though does anyone ever have dreams where they shoot a gun at a bad guy and either they keep missing, they're blanks, or the bullets just don't hurt the bad guy? I get those a lot.

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>>34107189
>dream you have a check for a million dollars
>realize you're dreaming and know it's not real, and that when you wake up it'll be gone
>squeeze it tight in your dream as if hoping it might be there when you wake up
>it's not there when you wake up
>>>look around the floor near the bed for the check in an exhausted stupor until you remember it was just a dream

>sleep
>someone says to me valhalla penis
>my name is actually dilbibble
>wake up
>wake down
>fight with adolf hitlers wife
>she says she has heartburn
>we go play soccer with darth vader
>"this is one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind"
>step on an elephant
>tell darth vader i have cancer
>that's how i met your mother
>*autistic screeching*

Had this one last night.

>at the range with my Maverick 88
>some weird guy comes up to me and says "goodbye"
>I tell him I don't understand
>he keeps saying "goodbye"
>he finally grabs at my shotgun
>I realize he's gonna try to kill me or himself with my shotgun
>wrestle it away from him
>RO draws on him
>he runs off and disappears
>wake up sweating

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>Be walking around town.
>Take an alleyway shortcut.
>Upstanding gentleman of color stops me with a knife and demands money.
>Pull 1911 and fire in record time.
>He drops.
>But bullet passed through him and tore a chuck of skull from a kid across the street.
>Kid drops, obviously dead and people crowd around.
>Oh fuck what have I done
>Screaming
>Screaming
>LOUD SCREAMING EVERYWHERE
>Screaming cuts out to a flat, high-pinched mechanical tone.
>Cops suddenly, and they level their guns with me saying "Sorry" over and over.
>Panic and try to fire at them, but trigger does nothing.
>Mechanical tone so loud I can't hear shit.
>Wake up soaked in sweat.
>Immediately check my 1911 for FMJ
>Nope. HP.
>Never had that dream again.

Shit's scary desu

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The guns in my dreams are always full of molasses or heavy oil or something, and I'm never strong enough to pull the trigger

>>34108998
I have legitimately had dreams not so far flung from this, like the ones I had every now and then for a few months that resembled a National Lampoon's vacation movie romp with my family through a North Korean island thing for some reason, complete with wacky nork hijinks despite feeling at the time like I might die at any moment

>>34108351
>Melatonin is good shit
Fucking this. Had a few dreams specifically involving /k/, but mostly just wild, fun as hell shit.l that plays out like a Rick and Morty interdimensional television skit. The people who get nightmares from it are missing out

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>>34107862
You must fuck the dream gators anon. The /k/ube demand it.

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>>34106463
Makes me think of a dream I had. Not very /k/ related though.

>Be innadream
>Be at wedding
>dancing with a woman in white
>Has her mother's looks but her grandmother's hair
>I know this for some reason
>Her fingers are locked around my neck
>She rests her head on my shoulder
>I love you dad
>mfw memories start flashing by
>A flailing toddler rushing toward me, "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
>Arguing with a preteen girl
>Expressions louder than words
>Young woman kisses me on the cheek before joining her friends on the soccer field. "Thanks Dad."
>memories fade
>mfw she slides her hands down my arms and walks away.
>Go back to table
>Woman my age on my left puts her arms across and starts rubbing my lower back.
>Younger woman on my right takes my hand
>Start sipping Jack
>mfw I wake up

>tfw I don't even have a gf

Hold me /k/

>>34102485

>war were declared

>>34108678
This is the only kind of dream i have, everything happens at once and nothing makes sense, they're also in black and white.
Am i just weird when it comes to dreams or does everybody make up all these dreams?

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>>34101867

Dream was as follows.

>innacity
>warm partly cloudy day
>running up to a concrete barrier
take a knee behind barrier and level rifle at enemy
>trigger pull was so long
>wake up just before it breaks

What does it mean?

>>34110880
I've had shit sort of like that, but while my dreams are usually wild, they tend to have some logical progression and be neutral or positive in tone. Some shit is scary at the time, but in the action movie sense. I only very occasionally have classic nightmares. Did get skinwalked innadream once.

>>34101867
>Walk in a big mansion
>get attacked by some sort of mist type thing
>spray at it with my Winchester 94
>every shot hits but nothing happens
>I duck behind a corner
>Cheshire Cat shows up on the corner of the ceiling
>tells me the mist things are vampires and that I need to be nice to them
>go back in the room with the vampires
>one appears in front of me as a human
>smile and tell it it's hot
>it explodes
>go outside
>zombies everywhere
>start killing them with my Winchester
>kill all of them
>see a big canyon
>walk straight into it and fall down it

I woke up smiling at how crazy it all was. Didn't have a memorable dream for the next few months.

>>34110889
I don't know what it means, but I have something similar.

>>Doing something, don't quite remember what
>>Have my sig with me, need to shoot somebody
>>Trigger pull is long and heavy. Like, impossibly long.
>>Keep pulling, trigger keeps moving, never breaks.

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>>34106217
>Train like we fight, fight like we train.

>Be me a SAW gunner in the back with a platoon. Waiting.
>In a 20th century civil war type deal.
> Overseeing a plains field and doing networked volley fire from 5-700 meters.
>Relieved opfor doesn't have arty or we'd be fucked.
>Push is slow and heavy, but both sides are aiming and conserving ammo.
>Docs can't keep up.
>Hear radio and PL says we're going forward into city.
>Start feeling lightweight but time starts slowing down, and I breath deep.
>Halfway their we can make out faces from opfor.
>Few are lost.
>innacity, opfor looks like training target silhouettes.
> Reach line, and take left flank on the west side.
> Go prone to cover northwest.
> Motorized targets appear from houses on the left of me.
> "Bang bang bang"
>Fuck!
>"you're dead buddy! Now tell what you did wrong.", TL says.
Tldr going good then got flanked.. Well fuck.

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>crazy step mom going after little brother
>punches him but he slips away
>give chase to protect him
>no matter what I do it's like I'm not even there
>the screams of terror are unreal
>wake up in cold sweat

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>>34101867

>be cleaning gun
>nd into wall
>hits neighbors dog

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>sirens screaming
>people yelling like something big is happening
>get off rig and start pulling out all the hose
>crew disappears
>left alone in the middle of god knows what with people all around screaming at me to do something
>then nothing

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>in barn working on brush hog at night
>something standing outside
>grab M1 and looks it up and down
>shoulder rifle and scream at it to fuck off
>try to shoot but noting happens as it keeps moving closer and closer
>I just stand there frozen in fear as a giant lurking shadow slowly comes into the light
>wakes up in cold sweat ready to throw up

>>34106230
Whenever I have a dream with guns when I pull the trigger, it feels like I'm just squeezing one of those stress balls. The gun doesn't shoot and then falls apart before my eyes

>>34112202
M1 won't fail you.
Know that and then you won't have homosex dreams anymore.

>>34108247
I had a very similar dream last night.

>be inna house in my bedroom
>there's a door to my back yard
>there's no door there irl
>open it
>leads to beautiful, green field
>wtf
>turn to go back home
>house is got
>wut?
>voice from sky is heard
>"you'd better start running anon"
>The I hear rumbling, like a small earthquake
>hear screaming
>like terrified screaming
>it gets louder and louder
>hear same mysterious voice
>"I tried warning you anon. But in all honesty, there's nowhere TO run to"
>I start looking around me and see thousands of people running towards me
>they're all screaming like they're scared of something
>I start panicking as they get closer and closer
>realize there's no way out
>run towards on group and start punching
>I can feel their nails scratching me and they're hands grabbing me
>I start screaming and punching harder
>punch some kid in the face
>his face is really hard
>"fuck this" I say as my vision starts fading
>I feel like I'm being picked up
>its like I'm slowly closing my eyes and can't keep them open
>I start flailing
>I fall and simultaneously open my eyes

I'm awake now and I swear to god that something dropped me because I fell and bounced with enough force to bounce my dog off my bed. I didn't go back to sleep that night. It was 3am

>>34110793
I've been having "daughter dreams" since I was around 17.
Honestly one of the worst kinds if sadness I've ever felt.

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>>34106563
this reminds me of one of the only childhood dreams I could still remember
>dog turns to spaghetti
>just string pasta spaghetti in the shape of a dog, covered in red sauce
>for some reason I don't question this and still have a normal day albeit with more than usual interaction with my dog
>grey cloudy skies, I don't know why but I remember this part specifically
>playing fetch with her in my backyard when I realize her spaghetti body is beginning to fall apart
>individual strings of spaghetti making up her body composition loosening and falling off
>continues degrading throughout the day, looking more loose and haggard as the day goes on but still happy and enthusiastic despite this
>become panicked with keeping her stable, try to keep her from too intense activity or jumping from too high and stuff like that, but she keeps degrading over time no matter what
>taking her for a walk when most of her legs fall apart
>she's on the ground, looks up at me, still panting happily
>holding her and crying
then I woke up and hugged my dog

>>34101867
I sometimes have dreams where I'm on patrol with my squad again and one after another they get dragged away into the jungles and we can't see the enemy. But like some invisible hand just rips them away into the dark undergrowth. And eventually I'm all alone just screaming out for them and I find them in an outcropping on their knees bound and decapitated. Then some beast charges out at me from behind them and even though I shoot it, it just claws at me and I manage to plunge a knife into it and that kills it. As I roll it off me I see everyone standing around me. They're covered in blood and holding their eyes out at me. Then I hear screaming and I wake up.

I've been having that dream ever since I left the military.

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>>34108196
>when combat and wet dreams are one and the same
this is three levels deeper into /k/

>>34113156
You lose many friends?

>>34113185
23 from my company, 3 from my squad. I think I feel guilty for leaving the military because I was alive and survived.

Just last night. Don't even often get dreams....
>Be in back of suburban in old town we lived in
>Old style suburban with pop back window (we never had one)
>With girl from old grade school (but around 25)
>Father driving
>T-rex had overrun town
>Had my range ear pro, handed girl other red colored one
>In the back loading up mag, only had 60 rounds for AR and one mag (and apparently it was not NJ legal....)
>T-rex busts out around a turn
>For some reason we must have only been going 10 or 15 mph because buildings weren't wizzing by
>Fire
>Load up KSG from shotgun box give girl my 590, being tossed around. For some reason waiting till T-rex was fairly close and firing near eyes (would cause it to just back off a bit)
>Had slugs in the left side, buck in right.
>Shells are rolling over and out of box as I go to grab and load more
>Only time I had no problem loading KSG without flipping it over is in my dreams....

>>34112903
Fuck man, these are terrible. I remember having them all the time when I lived alone after a bad breakup, it moved the chainsaw in the wound.

But, well, here's a recent dream
>be flying a jet at night
>old ratty ass MiG-21 trainer
>flying over some polar region with ice and snow everywĥere and northern lights
>fucking beautiful
>but there's no time to appreciate it
>be in the middle of a fuckhuge furball air battle
>friendly Su-37s, enemy Gripens everywgere, marked by Ace Combat style markers
>while I'm in a fucking twin seat MiG-21
>hear friend take pictures over the intercom
>fucker wanted to take pics of the fight so I had to use the only twin seater of the base
>forced me to ride a museum piece with no cannon
>had go use a gun pod, end up with a tiny missile payload
>2 twin R-60 mounts, one gun pod, one K-2 missile
>call friend a motherfucker, nigger, faggot, asshole for forcing me to fly on this shit instead of my usual Su-37
>he laughs his ass off
>doyouthinkthisisamotherfuckinggame.webm
>engage in the furball anyways while Mr. Cunt takes his pics
>cap the ass of a Gripen with the AA-8s
>didn't expect a threat from the flying fossil
>try to chase an other Gripen since I still have missiles
>come close, gunsgunsguns
>suddently hear aggressive beeping sound
>oh shi-
>wake up in a sweat
>be in cunt friend's car, sound was the parking radar because we arrived at his house (he lives far away, so he picked me at the airport when I came to visit him)
>give him shit the rest of the day for forcing me to face gripens in an old MiG-21 just because he wanted to take pics
>he laughs his ass off because he could perfectly do it

>standing in the back of a pickup truck in high mountain desert
>I've got an RPG on my shoulder
>muh FAL is propped up against the side of the bed
>I'm waiting for something, but I don't know what
>look left, see QT hijabi girl, who is holding a spare RPG in each hand
>look down
>trap is sucking my dick
>hear helicopter in the distance, suddenly feel really excited
>habbening.dreampg
>finish before I get to use the RPG
>wake up
>goddamnit

I'm not sure if I should watch more afghan movies and trap porn before bed or less

>>34101867

/your subconcious is telling you to shave off the nu male beardlet

>>34101867
you need some valium my dude

here is my dream.

>be in deep sleep
>be in the trenches with the british soldiers
>still retain some conscious control and know abouts on what is going on but completely forgot that this was all a dream
>be huddled in deep of the trenches with other british young soldiers that are shaking and covered with mud and blood
>artillery shells keep raining down everywhere around us and sky covered with green smoke and red dust in the hair signifying that gas and fire has been heavily used in this area
>suddenly hear someone shout out "INCOMING ATTA-" bullet flew right through the guy's voicebox in his throat as I turned to see the guy gurgling in his own blood
>hear guns going off all around me and hear both the germans and british soldiers shout and shoot guns at each other
>I quickly realized that I was in world war one because of the old stuff I'm seeing and as well the brutality of the great war
>guys around me got up and quickly got their guns until a german jumped over and had barb wires in his hand as he quickly grabbed a nearby british soldier and started to strangle him to death with the barb wires wrapped around his throat
>quickly grabbed my lee-enfield rifle and swung it hard enough to kill the german by hitting him in the head
>started to see the sky turn bright red as fire quickly engulf around the entire battlefield and I looked around for cover because there was too much chaos over at our trench
>started to run through the trench maze while germans are jumping over and british soldiers are dying and fighting as I run through for my life
>trip over a british soldier but before i can get up he grabbed my ankle getting my attention as I saw that his entire lower body was severed while his exposing thigh bones where showing
>"I wanna go home... mum take me home mum... I don't wanna die mum... please... help... me..." as he begged while barely keeping eye contact with me
>I took my rifle and looked away as I shot him in the heart to put him out of his misery

>>34114031
>I needed to get out of the trench because there was too much chaos in here so I quickly got up but got knocked back down by a german and was pinned down as he tried to stab me with a sharpened branch
>struggled as he was getting the upper hand until someone ran by and bayonet him in the throat and oulling the trigger causing the german to cough out chunks of blood all over me before collapsing
>"Get up Ya yank! We need to get of here!" While he grabbed my hand and pulled me up violently from the ground which was starting to fill with a flood of blood from both the dead germans and brits alike
>finally muttered out something
>"What's going on? Where is our men?"
>"THE BOYS ARE DEAD YANK! THE JERRIES HAVE BROKEN THROUGH OUR LINES AND WE ARE GOING TO GET BUTCHERED IF WE DON'T FALL BACK NOW!"
>try to figure out how he knew I was american but my thoughts got interrupted by him stop and pushed me down to the ground
>he put his hand over my mouth and told me "play dead and trust me." without saying or fighting back I did as he said and let myself go limp
>he was on top of me so it hid our breathing and I kept my eyes closed but just enough to see what was going on in my line of sight
>several germans covered in blood ran over us and some stopped and looked around before leaving
>30 had ran over us
>he quickly got up and pulled me up and told me "now listen boy. We got to get over the trench were in and we need to get away from here. When we climb over this wall here and run, whatever you do. Do. Not. Look. Back!"

>>34114060
>I looked at him and said "how do you know I'm a yank?"
>he turns his head towards me and I sweared to god his eyes went dead on me when he said this
>"This isn't a dream boy. This is hell and you do not belong in this hell and I'm going to make sure you get out of here boy." As he placed his hand over my shoulder and said "one... two... THREE!"
>we both climbed the trench walls and started to run as fast as we both can away from the trench we were in and awa from the battle
>started to notice the sky is clearing up a bit but still covered in smoke and fire and there are now thunderous sounds of shells hitting behind us and stray bullets wheezing past us as we run away from the germans and away from the war
>I look at the guy next to me and noticed how war torn the guy was and how worn out his uniform was as we continue to run
>started to see some dead and some alive trees in the horizon but before I could see it more the guy grabbed my shoulder and yanked me into a nearby crater and told me to get my head down as I quickly turn to see what was going on but almost looked back but ducked my head down in a split second as a sniper round strucked my helmet and skimmed the side of my head
>"AAAAHHHH FUCK!" pain was legit real at that moment as the guy looked at me and I noticed how much blood and cuts the guy had on his face and how real his eyes looked when he stared into my face and told me "listen here yank, we need to get to those woods and make sure we make distance away from here and no matter what you do not stop running"
>he looked at me closer now and said "I don't want you to go down on me soldier you hear me?"
>I nodded my head which he smiled and stood up and yanked my hand pulling me up and we began running as more bullets flew by and artillery shells fell closer around us

>>34114075
>we got close to the woods and noticed how much the sky started to clear up and how much woods there was ahead of us but we kept moving
>we got closer into the woods until we saw a light in the distance deep within the forest now
>we began to hear the germans behind us and started to hear grenades and gas going off all around us as we struggle through the forest with now the germans behind our backs
>i started to hear screaming british soldiers in the woods as if they are in agony and unbearable pain and the creeks around us turned into thick blood as gunshots ring through the forest more than ever before
>me and the guy got close to the now a very bright light over the fallen over trees which he grabbed me and this time his face looked as if it was never washed and the guy was somehow more torn apart with his ruined uniform and cuts all over his body as he shouts into my face "THIS IS IT YANK! THIS IS YOUR TICKET OUT OF THIS BLOODY HELL MY BOY! RUN NOW RUN FOR YOUR SOUL!!!" as he pushed me forward for me to pick up pace and run again this time now ahead of him

>>34114086
>got over the tree logs and got close to the light until a random german jumped out from the ground and grabbed me by the leg and holy shit this guy had barb wires going through his arms and legs and all over his body and his eyes was filled with smoke and fire
>"Die and stay with us......" as the barb wires started to seep from his hands and into my leg he has a hold on
>the guy behind me ran up and kicked the guy away from my leg and told me "GO INTO THE LIGHT YANK! GO BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE ME!" and after that I now noticed the barb wires grabbing around the british soldier and gripped around his body which covered the cuts around his body and his last words was "It's not too late for you boy now go!!!!!" Before he was dragged into the dark red smokes from the barb wires which I quickly turn and ran towards the light
>I started to hear dark voices behind me shouting for me to die and stay with them and undead barbwire wrapped hands reaching out from the ground towards me but managed to reach to the light and jumped into the light
>there was flashes of light before my eyes and stars everywhere in my vision before I woke up late in night with sweat all over my body

Ever since I tried to make sense of it but it still bothers me to this day but what gets me the most is the fact a man in that dream saved my life and sacrificed himself for me.

And I still feel both gratitude and sadness for the british soldier that saved me.

>>34101867

I keep having a reoccurring dream that the SHTF and I go back and all my guns are gone except for maybe one or two and they are broken.

>Inna house
>Hear knock at the door
>Answer it
>Black SFC, and a white SGT on my front porch with guy from work who is SPC in NG
>SFC hands me envelope
>Inside are orders
>SGT tells me the was mistake and I have to go back in Army.
>Show them DD214
>SGT sadly shakes his head
>Pissed because I got out when Clinton was President and now I have to buy new uniforms at clothing and sales
>Buddy from work just stands there shamefaced

Woke up thinking "Fuck off, I'm fucking 40, fat, and broken."

>>34102485

https://youtu.be/k42QsuuGZ2Q

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>>34114093
capped

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>>34107189
I can relate
>dream about doing a bank heist with cute grill
>she's like an amalgamation of my high school crush and the girl i liked in japanese class
>we keep our cool, head to the vault
>grab the gold, stuff it into our pockets fast as we can
>this shit's light as fuck bruh
>people come in to the vault, don't seem to notice what we're doing
>it's all good, homie, this gold is ours
>it is now, at least
>get outside, partner in crime squees with joy
>i go for the hug, she reciprocates with a muddle of kisses
>we have to separate to not seem suspicious
>we take an even 50/50 each
>before I leave, distinctly remember thinking about asking her out and buying a nice expensive dinner
by now I kind of know I'm going to wake up
>somehow know that I'm holding ten kilos of gold
>wake up
>reach for phone and google how much ten kilos of 24 carat gold would be in cash
>sigh to myself
>die a little
One day, lads. One day.

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>>34114200
Othais get out my thread

>>34114194
the green weenie never forgets

>>34114031
>>34114060
>>34114075
>>34114086
>>34114093
This story just got from your typical /k/ has a dream to holy fucking shit in a matter of few posts.

that is some deep scary as stuff there man. I wonder what music theme would go with this?

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>>34101867
>be 5
>dreaming at night, after watching some violent movies
>running through a castle that is under siege
>death left and right
>I just keep running
>get stabbed in the guts
>my mom hugs me
>I hug her too
>everything fades out
>wakes up

I don't know what it meant, but it sure was strange.

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>>34114200
You look like the living embodiment of /k/.

>>34114330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>>34114031
>that dying british man begging for his mom to take him home

You made me cry fuck you man!

>>34103082
How do you even hit coffee this hard?

>>34105014
That is a cold brutal reality of war for millions of men women and children in human history have experienced. You envisioned what it really means to be a soldier. Please don't enlist. You might be predicting your future

>>34105039
You've had those too? Maybe I need a punching bag

>>34114436
your brain is just conscious enough to make predictions on your actual limbs moving, its expecting the tensing muscle and impact of connection, but because it's shut down your motor functions down it doesnt get a response and interprets it as 'slo-mo' or just doing nothing.

>>34114345
Maybe you were a medieval soldier who died and went to purgatory.

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>>34114490
That would explain my drunk bouts and lack of care for shaving.

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>>34114510
Oops, wrong pic.

>>34112078
>crazy step mom
...you wanna talk about this? Because it sounds like she abused you kids.

>>34114278
That was a fucking incredible read. I feel like I lived someone else's life. I hope this becomes a short film.

>>34114470
Thanks for enlightening me /komrade, I always wondered why that sensation was so common.

>>34114516
>>34114510
Top /k/ek

>>34101867
>be me
>innabank
>2 melanin enriched genlemen enter
>they brandish hipoints at the teller
>draw CCW
>dump mag into basketball Americans
>nothing happens
>they turn
>fuck.me
>get shot in head
>wake up
>head feels like it has bullet in it
>pissed the bed
I always have fever dreams of my ccw failing
>>34104223
This. I felt like I really might have got shot in the head

>>34114200
Othais, You rascally bastard, quit shitposting and make more videos

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>>34107163
Get some help, man.

>>34114200
What the fuck dd he mean by this.

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>>34102485
>>34114200
Just like my animes.

>>34105014
>no reincarnation
O'rly?
Could be you remembering the end of your previous life? There's been other account people have had via dreams of their previous lives, maybe you're one of them...

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>>34114278
I fixed up some of the words for you

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>>34114650
Niggermares are always fun. I had a vibrant, culturally enriched dream during my afternoon nap.

>be in Baltimore
>cloudy but sun is shining through a hole in the clouds
>get up, get dressed for work (office job)
>step out of apartment
>dindooz everywhere, streets are full of trash and walls are covered in graffiti
>walk to work
>see dindooz swinging hipoints in broad daylight on a busy street
>other dindooz are trying to rob each other and fight
>dindooz eye me, but I'm a big guy (for you) and I just got a Nazi haircut so they leave me alone
>get to work
>go home later and tell mommy that I now support segregation

I woke up and felt like a /pol/ack

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>>34113156
Fuck! Bush patrol, when you call in cus you swear there was someone behind the brush and heat returns nill. Then those stories about some alien bipeds roaming the FOB at night make everyone think you're just playing and PL gives me shit for putting a few rounds down. Bull fucking shit man it ain't my fault if some dumbshit thinks it's funny. Pass me 5 more cans of that energy drink.

>walking along a street at night
>see a guy in an alley getting beaten up by three other guys
>decide to intervene
>whip out a single action army
>pull trigger
>BANG
>nothing happens, but the dudes heard it
>start walking towards me with knives
>try to shoot again
>gun is suddenly a plastic toy
>hand them the toy and have an autistic spaghetti dripping conversation about how I was just messing around and don't actually care that they're murdering someone
>we laugh and go our separate ways

>>34114831
Another

>in Louisiana or some swampy place
>sexy punk bitch from highschool tells me she's in a cult
>wanna fuck, so join the cult to impress her
>leader is a dude in red robes and a deer skull
>gives me a shitty little .25
>tells me the only thing I need to join is to show I know my way around a gun
>fuck yeah, finally my /k/ommando knowledge is useful
>keep trying to load the magazine
>every time something fucks up, follower bends, or suddenly springs up and ejects
>cult is getting pissed off and are surrounding me
>think they're gonna try and kill me
>chamber one round
>try to blow my brains out
>*click*
>motor oil dribbles out of the barrel and magwell
>gun starts to fall apart in my hand until I'm just holding a glob of oil
>cult ties me up and shoves me into the trunk of a tree
>tree bark grows over the opening
>become a tree but instead of leaves it's Seecamp .25s

I always have a single constant in all my dreams involving firearms that really freaks me out despite how simple it is

Scenario/situation doesn't matter, but whenever I try to fire a gun inside my dreams it doesn't fire, I can do everything possible to check for jams or mechanica failures, I can disassemble and reassemble the gun, but no matter what every single gun I try to fire in m dreams refuses to fire

A mayority of the time it causes some freaky nightmares where I try to run away from whatever I tried to shoot

>Ghetto shirtless black guy loitering on my property
>Go get my Jericho and go outside to threaten him with it
>He walks up to me and reaches for my gun
>wraps his hand around the trigger and pulls it twice
>both hit him in the chest
>He collapses
>I dial 911 to explain the situation so it doesn't look like I murdered him
>Get into a friendly conversation with the operator
>Black man gets up shortly after and wanders off
>I go inside to continue the chat with operator undisturbed
Also
>Invite some new friends to my house
>They say they're gonna take all my stuff
>Nonchalantly walk over to Jericho
>Open the case, load it up, and point it at them
>Tell them to get the fuck out
>Once they get outside I force them to turn out their pockets at gunpoint to make sure they didn't take anything
>They drive off

Not really /k/ related but kinda sboogy
>On my computer chatting with a friend on skype (was way back inna day when we still used that piece of shit)
>Realize it's like 3am
>The fuck am I doing I should go to bed
>Simply turn off my computer without another word to my friend
>Try to stand up out of the chair but can't
>Cant move my arms from the rests and it feels like they're being electrocuted
>Chair starts slowly turning around on it's own, and I just know something is behind me
>Wake up just before the chair fully turned around

Btw, every time I have some kind of nightmare or just become terrified when dreaming in general, I always get that electrocution sensation in my hands and sometimes arms. Anyone know what the deal with that is?

>>34114952
Spooky spooky

>>34114952
Sounds like a common symptom of nerve gas

>>34114952
the ayys are trying to catalogue the anatomy of a shitposter

>>34114957
I shoulda known. God damn A/C in Hialeah is always messed up.

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I have had two separate fever dreams where I am unloading ammo off a truck in some dark sad slav country. Was I a slav in a past life?

>>34114952
Probably this
>>34114958 , but its your own kind with the tech and not ayys.

Or you probably should build some good muscle mass very soon to avoid health complications if you havn't yet.

I've had dreams of ODing on pills
Not so much the symptoms themselves though, but the panic that ensues immediately after doing it
I've never ODd on anything irl though so really makes me think
I've also had dreams of being stuck at work for an entire night because customers kept coming in and every time I locked the doors and pulled down the gates, looked away, and looked back it would be open again with more customers coming in
Tben I finally managed to leave after getting into a fight with my boss. On the eay home some young girls started harassing me to the point that I started grabbing them by the hair and swinging them at trees. Every time I did though they'd get back up and continue harassing me
Those are probably the closest I've come to what would be considerd a nightmare

>>34114952
Oh oh I know. Very off topic or about ancient ayys.
If you scare a goat it just falls over! Way back in the day, ayys scared humans but not on purpose, thats were bowing down came from or planking face down on the ground as a sign of respect or subser ience. Some humans are capable of scaring theirselves shitless thus the paralysis lScience History bitch!

>wake up inside a pillbox or something
>2 guys come in
>one is carrying the other, his arm over his shoulder
>they look like 1920's soviet soldiers
>covered in snow, mud and blood
>wounded one is wearing a budyonovka, the other doesn't have anything on his head
>he looks at me with pleading eyes
>take my rifle and skewer them both with the bayonet
>run outside into the snowy trenches while artillery starts falling

Guess my subconscious really hates commies.

I have levergun dreams
>be at shop, looking to buy lever gun but am poor
>go back later, oh goody its 50% of remington lever guns
>look through all boxes on shelf, almost give up
>suddenly find box, open it and theres a remington in it
>holy fuck sweet! (Its a nickle plated lever gun with a beech stock and beech handgaurds that resemble a enfield no1mk3)

Also just general dreams about greasing alot of people with leverguns.

I also dont even own a levergun

What does this mean /k/?

>Get into fist fight
>Arms feel super heavy and it takes a large amount of effort just to get them moving

>>34101867
What a coincidence, last night I had a horrible dream.

I woke up and found that my SVT40 was gone and couldn't figure out how the fuck someone got into my safe and a friend told me they were done redoing the finish on the rifle.
It was sanded with the grittiest sandpaper I could think of with scuff marks all over the metal.

That shit was horrifying and I woke up yelling.

>>34111069
>smile and tell it it's hot
>it explodes

my fucking sides

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>>34113926
>>while I'm in a fucking twin seat MiG-21

A trainer Mig, neat.

>>34115093
I think it's God telling you to buy a revolver

>>34114031

So do you have any sort of WW1 related things in your possession?

>>34105014
>No Valhalla
Im fucked
anyway sounds like Detroit for therapy I recommend 10 Davy crocket tactical nuclear warheads applied to the city.

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>>34101867
In every /K related dream I got destroyed by a fucking tank. What does it mean ?

It was an interesting feeling to be shredded to pieces

I had this weird one a few months ago

>Be tank crew gunner
>Standing around inna a base in buttfuckistan
>Suddenly people start screaming that some POG managed to start a fire in the ammo depot somehow
>Oh fuck me
>We salvage what we can before the fucking thing blows up
>Base is fucked, we load what remains into trucks
>Command radios in and tells us that the offensive against an ISIS-controlled area we've been waiting for is beginning right fucking now
>We don't have much to use due to the massive fuckup that just happened, can't back down now either
>Everyone jumps into the M1's and trucks and rush off in armor column, abandon base
>Overtake trucks and become lead vehicle
>Can see smoke in the horizon just over a dune
>Pass dune
>Huge-ass port city being sieged by 3 other battalions
>Start saying my prayers as we approach the AO
>Enemy choppers reach us first from the front
>Vehicles scatter, can hear the tank behind ours being blown to pieces
>Keep moving
>Commander tells me and the loader to ready up
>Shell is loaded
>We crash through a flimsy checkpoint gate
>Hell fucking breaks loose
>A brutal cacophony of gunshots and explosion everywhere
>We spearhead the invasion
>Enemies hiding behind and on top of stacked containers in the port, shooting whatever they spot
>Commander tells us to fire nonstop
>Doing all I can to aim and fire main gun as fast and precise as I can
>Grunts dismount from trucks and start mobilizing, entering the nooks and crannies of the port, killing hidden AT hunter killers
>Driver panicked and stopped listening, refusing to let go of the throttle
>Shoot enemy gun emplacements on top of containers and buildings speechless that we've been spearheading the entire offensive going full speed and had not been hit yet
>Rest of the fighting force is just following us as we gradually take over the port
>Someone radios in talking about doing the final push

1/2

>>34115644
>Take a pause to look what the fuck we're shooting at
>Realize we're already at the other end of the port
>We took it over, but the offensive didn't stop
>Our tank crashes through the gate at the limits of the port area
>Right into the city built right beside it
>Full of muslims running around on the streets
>Run down tan & blacks and ragheads down the whole street, laying waste with the coax as the commander yells something unintelligible
>Everyone else following suit, shooting at muzzle flashes and anything that even remotely looks like a technical
>Driver sends the fucking tank right into a gallery
>Dream ends
I haven't watched exaggerated hollywood movies in ages and it came out of nowhere. It was ridiculously over-the-top, but I loved it. Best dream I've had yet.

>>34114093
FYI I'm going to be saying some gay crap, but maybe I can help?
Maybe you feel like you're being held down by something, and all you're looking for is someone or thing to help you. The thing holding you down being the German solder that had the barbed wire, the Brit being the thing that is helping you. But in the end you also feel like you can do what you want to do on your own, you just need some motivation, someone that has done what you want to do.
I know what I said was very vague. But maybe it could make sense to you. I'm no expert, I just find how humans act to things to be quite strange.
I have a dream like this one that I'll get about once a year. Has to do with a family that is messed up, huge house, lots of land, but weird things always happen and everyone is always ready to fight, and will fight over anything. I can't remember it that well, but I think it has to do with the fact that in my house I've not had much time not to worry. Its amazing how much has changed for me now that I don't have to remember every little thing I do or what others do, or be as paranoid that someone might try to harm me.
Tl;Dr there might be something in life that's dragging you down, and all you want is someone to help you that's been down your same route. And I talk about dream I've had before and how I relate to it.(dream isn't /k/ related)

>>34101867
Played RO2 for the first couple of times the week before

>be inna trench
>wearing Stahlhelm and carrying Mp40, so apparently I am still German
>mud and trenches everywhere
>shoot, explode and melee bolsheviks breaking into the trench
>mud gore and artillery
>suddenly bright flashes in the distance
>my beloved ones are somewhere out there
>don't have CBRN gear
>find a gas mask and put on layers of thick clothes
>cheeki breeki my way away from the front line
>find charred remains of dog and family
>gf dies of radiation over the course of hours
>move back to the fight since I have nothing left to lose
>get shot in the arm
>die within two weeks of infection and radiation exposure

>>34106510
I think it's a common theme, your brain has a way of making you feel helpless, it could be a part of an actual subconscious fear, like you don't trust your skill with your guns.

>>34115361
Well it's neat as long as you don't have to face fucking Gripens on it.

>>34116121
Listen to these guys. I used to have super dark, gritty and realistic war/combat dreams about WW2, post apocalyptical situations etc but it was because at this point in life I was struggling with... well, everything, shitting the bed in university, no job, no gf, shit relations with family, the whole lot. I eliminated the problem as best as I could one by one, and the dreams stopped, now I have more "normal" ones, the ones that are fuzzy and illogical, in which you walk from your room to a mall on the moon while talking about your mom with a fox.

>>34114831
>hand them the toy and have an autistic spaghetti dripping conversation about how I was just messing around and don't actually care that they're murdering someone
I've had similar conversations towards people trying to murder me in my dreams with varying success. Sometimes they sympathize and we have a good laugh before they walk away. Sometimes they laugh and just stab me over and over.

I was a fat kid in elementary school. This dream makes me kek now that I think of it
>be Inna dream
>go to my stupid ass cousins birthday party
>everything seems normal
>aunty is trying to calm her down
>she starts screeching
>aunty starts crying
>I turn to my mom
>"Amom, why us cousin a bitch always?"
>my 6 year old self realizes I just said a bad word to my own mother
>mom just looks at me and says
>"probably something she ate"
>later at party we cut the cake
>aunty says "sorry anon, but there's not enough cake for you"
>"it's OK aunty" I'm low key hurt but I don't let them see it
>grandad calls me over
>"Psst, Anon. Sorry you didn't get a piece of cake. But here I got you something better"
>nigga pulls out a chocolate glazed donut from his wallet
>I'm super happy because donuts were/are my favorite sweet
>he hands it to me
>I'm super happy about getting a donut
>this baby smells fucking delicious
>I try taking a bite but then I realizes that my donut is phasing from existence
>angelbeatsdonut.gif
>I don't know what to do so I start crying
>when donut is finally gone I wake up
>I'm bawling my eyes out and when my brother asked whats wrong I said
>"the donut grandpa gave me disappeared."
>the nigga tells everyone in my family and they all make fun of me for 10 years
>one day gramps gives me donut irl
>"worry anon this donut only disappears once you eat it"
>mfw I see donuts and remember how helpless I felt

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>>34117412
Shit, forgot pic

>>34117412
>Voted the most /k/ dream
Anyone ever dream about a badass slinging lead with Dylan and Eric?

>>34107163
Night terrors are a classic sign of mental health deteriorating. Get help before it develops into something crippling, anon. Please.

>>34102183
fuck you must be lonely

>>34117412
10/10 this needs to be a book

>>34116338
W-what? is this a dream or a larp story?

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>>34101867
>Be me innadream
>Professional hitman
>Get contract
>Have to murder US Senator
>$30,000 payout, wtf
>make schedule of all his movements
>Break into his house before he gets home
>hide in small closet in dark dining room
>comes in, sits down to eat his dinner
>take snub .38 special out of my coat with grip tape on it like The Godfather
>walk out of closet behind him
>put the gun to his temple
>blow his brains all over his plate
>walk out of house, acting natural
>it was a setup
>Fuckme.jpg
>get caught
>they hang me
>wake up right as i drop through the trap

>>34117612
>not lining his table with explosives
shit hitman desu, no wonder you were only 30k

>>34107646
oh fuck you reminded me, I get this a lot too in dreams. Can't type something important or dial a number, flimsy hands etc. Very frustrating

>>34114075
If this is real... god fucking damn

>>34117662
I should have shoved a dildo down his throat and suffocated him

>>34115567
It means you need to invest in anti-tank weapons

>>34114980
You should have raped the girls, and i don't think you should do drugs in the future.

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>>34101867
>Be me
>Inna military (never served in real life) patrolling the middle of a really victorian industrial city at night
>Weird looking gun, looks like it has the receiver of an AR but the barrel/hand guard of some kind of galil/G3.AMD-65 lovechild
>Patrol partner is a detective instead of a soldier for some reason
>Get back to camp
>Camp is set up in a really nice looking park with a big stage in the middle and small ponds everywhere
>Go to the back of the camp and find some pipe filled tunnel with a door
>Me and detective partner go in
>Otherside has a hellish version of the camp, yellow moon in the sky, all the lakes dried up, and everyone in the camp has commit suicide, is whispering cryptic shit, or saying something like "it's all your fault for going through the door"
>Little black imp creatures running around everywhere
>Me and partner decide to go back through the door
>Everyone in the normal camp is now hostile towards us, engage in a quick firefight before making a run for it
I forgot most the rest of the dream, bizarre though. Pic related is kinda how I remember the rifle.

>>34118945
Probably a FAMAS.
Il take my (You) now.

>>34118945
You have to build the rifle now.

>>34119045
What would it even be? DI, short stroke, long stroke?

How the fuck would a long stroke gas piston AR even work?

>>34119074
Just build a DI rifle with a forward facing grip.

>be at uni
>showing off my beautiful USP45
>wake up
>look to table beside my bed
>see my rusted revolver my father bought for $70
life is cold and cruel

>>34117412
i need to start carrying doughnuts in my wallet

>>34119200
Is father kill?

>>34119320
no, we're just poor. i've always wanted a usp, but they're like $1.2k here in my country and everytime i get close to saving that much, something urgent happens and i have to use the money. it's very frustrating.

>>34119083
That what would be the point of the gas tube up top, at that point it's just a regular fucking AR.

>>34119353
than clean the fucking gun.

>be innadream
>Napoleonic wars.jpeg
>loading musket
>present
>*click
>everytime I present
>*click
>frustrated as fuck
>bayonet is rubber
>cant do shit with it
>get stabbed
>wake up

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I have horrible gun related nightmares all the time

The worst one is a recourring nightmare I have

Basically, I am looking through the scope of a sniper rifle at a small Iraqi woman and about to pull the trigger when suddenly the scope starts zooming in beyond my control. it zooms in really quickly on the womans face so much that I can see each individual hair on her moustache and the faded bruises from her husband punishment her for betraying Allah. Then the scope starts to spin and as it spins the womans face contorts into a horrible shape like an angry wolf and she jumps inside the scope like the woman from the ring climbing out of the television.

She climbs through and grabs my neck and starts choking me until I wake up.

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>>34105006
>ordinance
>ordin
>din
>i
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>innadream
>be russian
>storming reichstag
>get inside of reichstag
>disorientated as fuck
>cant see shit
>collapse to floor
>burning sensation all over body
>wake up
bullshit dream, didn't even get to kill any germans

>>34119397
>clean
what makes you think i havent tried you mongoloid, its impossible. the rust is like a coating to prevent more rust.

>>34119593
CLEAN IT FAGGOT ITS NOT THAT HARD ASK QTDDTOT ON MORE INFO

>>34104223
Its a "training" dream in which you are unable to harm your attacker, they are extremely common. The most common iteration is being in a fistfight with someone, but for some reason your punches do nothing.

Also common is being mauled or chased by an animal but feeling that you cannot hurt it or are to weak to do anything.

Science generally accepts that a large part of dreams are "training scenarios". During ancient times we would have dreams semi regularly of being chased by predators or being in a life and death struggle with someone. But in modern day we see so much imagery of sci fi monsters that they have replaced the wolf, becoming modern nightmares.

>>34119652
Mine are always medieval themed.

>>34119673
fighting with bladed weapons or literally medieval themed? thats pretty weird. Have you ever managed to actually stab or cut someone in the dream? what happened when you did?

>>34119705
I was in a full suit of plate armor with a kite shield and sword no idea where though. was in a castle defending during a siege so maybe a noble? and another knight charged me same gear. we got into a fight was pretty amazing. eventually I staggered him with muh shield than stabbed his throat and the dream ended. and I woke up took a piss and shot at squirrels and birds with muh .22lr

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>see a brother and sister in a park, probably 3 years old
>it's a beautiful day
>nobody around but them
>walk up and ask who their daddy is
>my name
>ask who their mommy is
>my ex-girlfriend's
>everything disappears
>i'm in a barren cityscape where all the doors are locked and all the windows are unlit
>occasionally see ghosts of people i used to be friends with out of the corner of my eye
>always wake up with the scent of her clean laundry fresh in my mind

the /k/ part is that i want to shoot myself with a gun because this has been going on for months

>>34119739
rape her.

>>34102183
It means that your dark side and morally right side are agreeing you should kill

>>34101867
Not the most /k/ but something.

>Be innadream
>Hop off an above ground metro train in some city at night
>Kinda Gotham looking
>One guy standing at the stop
>Wearing dark pants and a black jacket
>He starts walking toward
>Has this weird grin his face
>spideysense.exe
>Know something is up, think this guy has me pegged as an easy mark
>Wellseeaboutthat.jpg
>Guy says I look lost
>I say I'm fine and try to walk away
>Guy says I look like I need a hug
>Walks up and starts grabbing me
>Feel him try and rifle through my pockets
>Only packing a Smith & Wesson folding knife
>Get my arms free and open the knife
>Stab him between the ribs
>Guy steps back a few feet and drops to his knees
>Starts crying like a bitch
>Stab him in the throat
>Wake up

I don't have many dreams where I've shot people, several dreams where I've stabbed someone or snapped necks.

What does it mean /k/?

>>34120026
Are you big boss?

>>34119652
I had a dream where some upstanding people of african descent tried to steal my car, but when i pulled my knife and went to stab them i woke up. I have had several dreams similar to this. When i go to stab them i wake up.

>>34120281
Try letting them take your car. prepping them for fucking your gf or wife.

>>34120295
I could, but i ain't a pussy ass cuck like you.

>>34120026
The /k/ube is calling.

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>>34118945
>Tfw little black imp creatures
>Tfw I keenly examine some m193
>Tfw I realize why we dropped good ol .30 for shitty titty .22
That shit aint for humans.
>inb4 muh hi cap
>inb4 muh injure 1 and take out 2 more.

>>34120471
Ave Nex Alea

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>>34114200
SHI

>>34114404
Well it started with nine tablespoons full the night before, six in the morning, and then another six that evening with one at lunch.

And it constantly extracts caffeine as it is digested. So I got everything going hard and non-stop.

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>>34119509
>Not taming her wulf puskie
>Not rescuing her to make her your submissive sandy waifu
>Not enjoying tarnishing her innocence and realizing how kinky she is.
You should check in sometime anon and talk with the doc

>>34120863
How did you eat it

>>34106700
You were that man's fog monster. He was dreaming too.

>>34120816
Saluto Nex Alea

>>34121287
cheeki breeki iv damke

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>>34102485
>othais is naked now
>I try to ask them to stop
lost it

>>34121270
With a spoon. What kind of animal do you think I am.

>>34101867
>50 years into the future
>the additive manufacturing meme is dead
(people stopped being faggots and just made molds of 3d printed parts or milled out an injection mold)
>everyone who isn't a cuck has a 4 axis lathe and 5 axis mill in their garage
>software is 'advanced' (read: competently programmed) enough such that crashes aren't possible and all you need to do is load in a model.
I make all the meme guns that I've ever wanted. It's a dream because commissioning these would cost dozens of thousands of dollars, but the material/tooling cost is very easily under $1000 each

5.56 pedersen
10/22 chambered in 25acp
Johnson rifle with fal and ar parts
left hand ak
retro ar10 style ar15
steel acr
aa12 chamber in 45 long colt
All the dies necessary to make 5.56p from sheet
berthier rifle in 7.62r
etc

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>running away from a killer in a motel
>get cornered in a room, but the killer is outside
>smashes through the glass window in the door and starts swinging his knife around, but he's still not inside
>literally say "fuck it, just kill me" and walk towards the swinging blade
>he stabs me in the ribs and runs off
>really fucking hurts, like he just broke my ribs
>wake up in anguish
I had another dream where I was tied to a bed and someone was crushing my balls in their fist, but I only say this to add to my question.
Are we supposed to feel pain in our dream.

>>34122724
Not at all. The only times I've felt pain in my dreams was when I spazzed out and fell of the bed or threw a limb into the wall.

Maybe you crushed your balls while asleep? Have you previously fucked up your ribs?

>>34122780
I wasn't crushing my balls.
But I have bruised my ribs before, but this was a lot worse than I remember.

> Dreamed that a black man drove to my house and opened up with an HK416
> I shoot back with a Commander-style 1911 of some sort
> I find I can slow down time so his shots don't hit me
> Some hit me anyway, but they just phase through and leave me uninjured
> Miss every shot with my pistol, beat nig to death with his own car (light enough to be held eaisily in one hand)

There's more, but that's the silliest one

>>34122628
Just eating raw grounds? No water or anything?

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>>34101867

>be me
>innadream
>for some reason I'm with family and we've parked at this really nice park and playground
>kids running everywhere, beautiful sight of people generally just being happy
>turn my head
>giant concrete building
>go inside
>it's a fucking gunshop
>in a fucking playground
>browse weapons
>G3s, M14s, FALs, M16s, et cetera.
>DickErect.jpg
>All of my favorite military rifles are here, except for-
>I see her
>pic related
>FN FNC
>the pride and joy of Belgium
>I grab her
>I shoulder her
>I drop the mag, play with her action, et cetera
>"It's the last one we have" says the shop guy
>"how much are you selling her for?"
>shop owner's like "$940"
>"I only have $946..."
>debate for a moment
>I know I will NEVER have an opportunity like this again
>if God exists, this is his gift to me
>FNCs usually go for 3k+
>joy, excitement, and adrenaline flow through my veins
>"Okay, it's a deal."
>goodbyemoney.jpg
>Five minutes later, I'm taking her to the car, in my arms.
>I'm so excited to take he-
>"Anon, you need to get up. We need to leave soon."

I cried for ten minutes after that. I don't think I have ever been so disappointed to wake up in my life.

>>34118945
Sounds like a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. aggro glitch to me, have you tried loading your last quick/autosave?

>>34119739
Shit man, I had such dreams after a bad breakup.

>be inna city I lived in at that time
>post nuke version a la Metro 2033, at night
>everything is in shades of blue and dark grey, with the occasional far away flicker of a lamp or campfire in a ruined building
>be marauding in the razed, irradiated remains of the city center
>elite stalker kit, titanium helmet, heavy body armor, good protection suit, PMG gasmask and RPD
>go around what was the old shopping district
>smash doors open, look for something inside, use the RPD as a lever or to brush cobwebs aside
>feel like I'm watching a movie about myself, I don't control shit
>finally find what I wanted
>cute frilly dresses protected from the years (and fallout) by their plastic packagings
>plushie toys in their boxes
>mentally thank the inventor of plastic airtight packaging
>stuff them in my bag and leave
>walk back to where my hideout is
>as I begin to push aside the empty car wreck (as in, just the metal shell, no engine, no seats, transmission, just the outer shell) hiding the entrance, I hear rustling
>ohnoyoufuckingdidn'tbitch.wav
>see a small, scrawny stalker looking at me, dumbfounded, holding something that looks like a .22 or even an airgun
>lift the RPD, let out a burst at him, but I wsa startled so I missed
>guy shoots a couple bullets at me, which pop on my armor like airsoft BBs
>begin to run after him
>he disappears in a metro entrance
>decide to follow him, can't let anyone know
>enter
>get grabbed at the ankle, fall
>fuck
>he jumps on me, holding a knife, aiming for the tube of the gasmask
>he visibly forgot I'm twice his size
>push him aside with one hand, smash the buttstock of the RPD on his face
>he somehow stands up and begin running
>I shoulder the machine gun and shoot
>guy is fucking ripped in half
>good, now the secret is safe
>come back to hideout
cont.