/k/ creates a safe house

Poured concrete walls, bulletproof windows, and a hedgerow grown around an iron fence.

>>34099735
Thats a nice picture of detroit in the 60's anon.

two + stories, lots of land a good wall and lots of dogs.

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Could we get some of those plastic outlet covers, I always had them when I lived with my mum. I have some in my house for memories. Rip mum.

>>34099753
I like Labradors. Rip Labrador that I used to own.

aluminum foil in the ceiling

A mix of T1 and T2 point defense, shield generators, plenty of AA, radar, some tactical missile defense. and either tac missiles or artillery..

>>34099761
i'd get a mix of pitts, labs, dalmatians and ACDs...and a standard poodle for good measure.

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CAn we hang a whole bunch of these in the doorway?

>>34099787
One of them has to have a white tip on its tail and white on the bottom half of its head (like a collie) and be really fluffy.

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OHHH OHSND WE NPSHOULD GET A BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR!!!

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>>34099735
a moat

Fill the yard with punji pits smeared with shit, trip flares, claymores and caltrops.

>>34099830
how will the UPS man get to the door?

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I'm just spitballing here.

>>34099841

Escort.

>>34099819
only if we can fill it with fire and toss in 22 when we're bored and drunk

A warehouse with a legit business working in it.

Multiple doorways. A secret tunnel into a near by storm drain. Roof access.

A lot of hidden cameras. Day light, night vision, and thermal. Then a few obvious and outdated security cameras for the locals to see.

A secret safe room. Stash cash, ID papers, car keys, weapons , medical supplies, clothes, f9od, water, sat phones, radios, etc. Will be one of the two rooms to have access to the escape tunnel and roof.

A beat to shit French hatchback car, a nice German sedan, a Japanese SUV, and some dirt bikes. They should all be kept near by but in d8fferent locations. Use the appropriate vehicle for your escape plan.

If you can. Your escape storm drain should eventually empty into a river. Place a small boat a few hundred meters upstream.

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>>34099819
Can we get one of these? And maybe a rope swing, and and aa slide!! And one of those inflatable orcas.

>>34099869
this is a really good post, this post alone is more worth that all the tripfag posts ITT

>>34099886
Baseball glove chairs are good for morale.

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>foreign unfriendly

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One of these things and we can watch night at the mueseum and we can each have our own bags and some juice boxes.

>>34099754
>>34099799
>>34099808
>>34099843
>>34099878
>>34099910
are you actually autistic?

>>34099923
Some, it's really not a problem though I don't work anymore.

>>34099735
No large plate glass windows on the first floor.

In fact any window low enough to climb in through should be small enough to prevent it.

>>34099923
He's just a shitposter with a trip, anon, hide and move on.

>>34099962
That's not very nice, I thought k would be more open to having cool things inside the k playhouse.

>>34099754
>>34099799
>>34099808
>>34099843
>>34099878
>>34099910
Youre not allowed inside. You'll just be annoying.

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>>34100008
WELL YOUR NOT ALLOWEDED TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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>>34099923
>>34100008
Not gonna lie, that shit does actually sound cozy as fuck.

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Hey guys! You still have room, right?

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We're going to have to institute a chore-wheel as the number 1 thing.

No "agreements". They never work.

>>34100140
>1
Yes.
>2
No
>3
Group vote
>4
4 days in the pit for your stupid suggestion

I'm not smart to think of the rest of them.

>>34100095
Sure. Do you like monopoly?

>>34099735
There's an infographic for this somewhere. Let me dig.

>>34100095
dad says stop being gay.

>>34100095
Not if you don't have a dick, or a 30rd mag for that case

>>34100140
What the fuck is a chore wheel? We always just a whiteboard with marker to make a time table.

>>34100402
A wheel is the best type of thing for rotations of jobs and chores.

>>34099735
comepletly unassuming house with a reinforced door and bars over the windowns in a poor crime ridden area where the locals dont like police or authority.

>>34099735
>if you were to create a safe house in a foreign unfriendly country, what characteristics should it have?
It should have a roof. I hate getting wet in the rain.

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>>34099819
>>34099735
we already have that.

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>>34100721
kek, the XM8 got me.