Soccermom thread?
Not really soccermom but more like just an annoying waitress.
>Be me
>Carry pistol in holster belt, live innawoods so people dont really give a shit
>Drive to the big city with some friends
>Stop at an iHOP, just to talk and have some waffles
>Waitress notices gun in holster
"Sir, please put that away. It's not safe."
>wtf.pdf
>explain to her that gun is unloaded, clip is on other part of holster
"It doesn't matter if it's loaded or not. It'll disturb customers."
>get really confused, it seemed like it was really concealable
>'How could it scare customers if they can't see it?'
>ULTIMATE_WAITRESS_PANIC_ATTACK_WAR_FLASHBACK_UNCLE_RAPED_ME_BITCHMODE_3000.exe launches
"I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR GUN RIGHT THERE"
>She yelled this, everybody in restaurant starts panicking
>People running out because this stupid bitch made a comment about concealed pistol
>Decide to just leave before she calls the cops
Pic related. It's the gun I had in my holster.
>>34094332
It's a very big pistol
>>34094342
Turns out I posted the wrong picture and now I look like I just made a shitpost
>>34094342
U
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>>>clip
>>34094351
>Turns out I posted the wrong picture and now I look like I just made a shitpost
>>34094332
dood wut
Well, if the waitress noticed it, it can't have been concealed all that well.
>>34094342
Dr Pavel im RPG
>this thread
how many alcohols you on senpai
>>34094539
Whats the name of that """woman""" again? For some reason I got thinking about that swamp monster the other day
>>34094643
Either Amy Slanton or the other one, I don't remember the name. Tina or some shit I think.
>>34094539
Wer u gonna fap?
Never posted the "real" gun...
>confirmed fake news
>>34096542
Holy shit that's a beautiful image.