currently making napalm. what's up /k

Currently fondling firearms while inappropriately touching myself.

>>34093510
currently messaging my wife 1700 miles away about hot BDSM and femdom scenarios.

>>34093510
Light it for us? A small amount or something.

Styrofoam and diesel?

>>34093510
petting my cat, debating if I should have a rifle or shotgun in my trunk's get home bag.

>>34093510
How does this Pepsi advertisement play out?

Currently holding in my poo and stinking up the room.

>>34093510
>. what's up /k

I was gonna have a bonfire but the motherfucking sky is pissing all over and making a fuckload of unpleasant booming noise

>>34093641
like they always do...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8I5L7ROQAA

>>34093510
you got a dog?

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>>34093510
Cool bro. Me too. Secret is to use some acetone as a packing solution to keep it thin and sticky.

And for all the fucking ATF posters, it is legal for recreational use.

>>34093773
Slip and slide for the kids?

>>34093555
Trips demand.

This is an ATF bait thread.

Which is funny because alphabet soup agencies think theyre gonna actually catch any serious criminals here.

Everything posted here is a creative work of fiction you silly pencil pushing Pajeets

>>34093797
Hedge trimming I would assume.

>>34093773
>acetone as a packing solution to keep it thin and sticky

This makes mustard gas

>>34093773
>recreational napalm
Holy shit, I love my country

>>34093534
Care to share?

>>34093864
I read it was benzene. Strofoam and gas alone can be put out like a birthday candle.

>>34093510
I love the smell of Napalm in the afternoon

>>34093510
RIP in peace OPs dog

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>>34093773
>>34093975

>>34093678
Ha, I just had a bonfire with my brother

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>>34093846
More like weed killing

>>34093975
>recreational napalm
>Holy shit, I love my country

Yeah, in my country it's not legal to have recreational napalm.
However, a note from the doctor will get you medicinal napalm.

>>34093510
>diesel + thickener
>acetone + styrofoam
I really want to make my own flamethrower

>>34094412
you can buy one for 900 bucks in indiana

>>34094393
I assume you are talking about nitro for heart troubles. Anyways, Nitro for your heart will not explode like nitroglycerin you fucking retard.

>>34094844
Im pretty sure he was making a joke about weed and comparing it to the legalization of that for medical purposes.

>>34093555
Trips

>>34094652
Link?

>>34093520
sexy

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>>34093571
36 parts gasoline, 1 part ethyl alcohol, about 25 parts soap shavings

>>34093510
Currently making HMTD. What's up with you?

>>34093510
Hey, I remember being 13 years old.
It shouldn't look like that. You're doing something wrong. Just get a bucket full of gasoline, drop chunks of Styrofoam into it and stir until you have a gooey consistency. I don't know wtf you're doing but it definitely doesn't look right.

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Just took this week's loaf of sandwich bread out of the oven.

>>34097544
Teach me your ways

>>34097544
Everything in this image is comfy

>>34097544
How do you keep it good all week? Every time I make bread it goes stale in like a day no matter how I try to cover it.

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>>34097580
Here's a real easy one to start with:
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/classic-sandwich-bread-recipe

>>34097587
It's the simple things in life you treasure.

>>34097598
When you slice start from the middle, take out only what you need, then push the two ends back together. I also keep it in a plastic bag with as much air squeezed out as possible. It will still stale eventually unless I freeze it, but it won't last long enough for it to taste unpleasant, especially if you toast it or use a press to make your sandwiches like I do.

>>34097669
Just by looking at this image i can tell that your doing the life thing right

Currently having an battle of the wits with Callum on another thread.

Hi guys. Waiting on my wood SKS stock to ship. It's been over a goddamn month and I'm pretty sure the guy didn't even start work on it until last week.

>>34093510
Just use gasoline mixed with olive oil.

>>34097669
What are you drinking out of a jar you fucking potato?!!

>>34097598
Put it in a plastic bag you gomer. If it's too dry/hard in a day or so at that with very little air in the bag you used too much flour when you were kneading it or didn't use enough liquid. Maybe the recipe just sucks.

>>34097853
His daily flouride ration.

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>>34093510
It's my birthday. Sitting alone in my room eating nachos at 11am. Phone is blank.

>>34097853
>not drinking out of jars
>spending money on cups like a pleb
>not just recycling your jars into useful shit
Jars are great shit man. Good for drinking out of, good for putting tiny shit in you don't want to lose, all sorts of shit.

>>34097853
The finest city tap water.

>>34097884
>muh precious bodily fluids
Experienced a loss of essence, Anon?

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>>34097988
The ruskies haven't gotten me yet.

>>34094844
The joke went flying over your head

Currently waiting for tomorrow to get here so I can head to fun store and pick up the fun that I ordered

>>34097912
Happy birthday Anon. Sorry you didn't get any birthday wishes. Go out and do something you wouldn't normally do or go out and take advantage of all the free shit you get on your birthday like food and beer.

>>34093510
Currently taking a shit while reporting to the nurse the consistency of said shit.

VIETCONGGGG

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>>34097912
What a loser. Last birthday of mine, I bought myself a cake and just went to fucking town with a can of whipped cream.

>>34098522
Something about this picture is infinitely saddening.

>>34097912
I know the feel anon, happy birthday

>>34093510
Maybe you could use it to make some fuck your shit rounds

>>34093510
Playing squash with a couple of friends. Getting back into shape

>>34098530
>Bird in pocket + Single candle
This man is showing subtle childlike behaviour, it's the same reason the original TV series is so depressing once you think about it.

>>34098530
>>34098991
Meant to save the original TV series of Mr Bean

>>34093626
Rifle and pistol

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>>34097853
When I was a student and made ale in my downstairs toilet I "bottled" it into jars. Worked a treat. I could jar up a few pints worth and chuck them in a bag for the beach

>>34097912
Happy birthday dude. Call someone up and go get wasted or go shooting. Do something good. Don't just waste it.

I'll be working 7am-7pm on my birthday

>>34099121
production work?

>>34093510
That looks like my old cum jar

>>34099121
Actually no. However I did do my degree in audio technology, focussed on and did some sound design/foley for a small game that went under sadly.

Sadly I'm working in systems maintainence 4 12 hour days a week and then I'm my 4 days off a week I work on my portfolio to try get into something in my field.

Do you do production work?

>>34099202
For
>>34099166

>>34099202
not that kind, I just recognized the hours haha but we get pm- am the next week

>>34099225
What kind do you do? I have pm-am on the 2nd week too. Which means sitting there bored for 12 hours. I want to get into my field asap. Going to go to a local range to try and collect as many different firearm sounds as possible soon. When I sort out a new field recorder

>>34099259
manufacturing, glass bottles

>>34099295
Ahh okay that kind. Nice. I bet those nights drag

>>34099303
yep, but the benefits and pay for the summer are tempting

Just got back from mountain biking. 27.5+ Hardtails are the future.

>>34093510
Why are you drinking bepis

>>34093510
What are fun ways to use napalm? Is it just Molotov cocktails or pouring it on stuff and lighting it?

>>34099029
>having a pistol when you could have an extra magazine

>>34099466
>having an extra magazine when you could have a pistol

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Nice OP. I'm making smoke bombs right now! What method are you using?

>>34094844
Too stupid to insult.

>>34097544
I gotta say anon, this is one hell of a picture.

>>34093510
That's not napalm your fucking retard.

>>34094393
chuckled

>>34098530
It's the cheap Kool-aid booze that gets me.

Putting off cleaning my guns from the range trip yesterday, solvents always give me a headache.

>>34097783
If it's wits is it really a battle?

>>34095492
Fpsrussia has a video on it.

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>>34097912
Happy Birthday Anon!

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>Gf and I broke up last night.
>can't afford to see my doctor
>gonna be a year before I can get back in the military
>in 13 days I'll be forced to live in my car.

I'm feeling remarkably well given the circumstances.

>>34097544
this picture makes me cummies

>>34099106
Mason jars are safe for bottle-carbonating homebrews? I might have to give that a go

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>>34098041
>>34098522
>>34098646
>>34099121
>>34100596

Thanks for the birthday (you)s guys. I got myself a gym membership and went shooting (pool) with my brother who's having a kid soon. 30 is a motherfucker.

>tfw get to be the crazy uncle who shows kids how to make claymores/napalm/IED

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Questioning my life choices, listening to Pink Floyd, and wondering if being a park ranger would be a worthwhile job, as well as feeling like the rat in pic related.

>>34095785

Sounds good, but you might wanna throw some syrup in the mix, to make it stick.

>>34097544

I'm going to masturbate to the sight of your bread, truly, yeast is among the greatest of God's creations.

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>>34100647
At least you can get back in the military.

>>34094652
They are legal in leaf land, cost about 3K though.

>>34097912
Happy Birthday man.

>>34101061
Wait until 40 man, feels bad

>>34099825
that is napalm. don't even get me started on ways to make napalm.

>>34099459
anything you could think of, it is supposed to stick to targets. I like to use it in Molotov cocktails haha

>>34101115
not a bad idea